Rorschach sporks the Maradonia series, to the tune of 60+ articles (ongoing) totaling over 130,000 words, which is enough to have him declared legally insane in all 50 states. He also sporks other books and occasionally writes articles, usually chronicling the dubious self-promotional methods or general insanity of certain authors.
When he isn’t writing bios about himself in the third person or writing for II or his website – Conjugalfelicity.com – he can be found writing novels, short stories, and making films.
Articles by Rorschach:
- Teams
By Rorschach on 6 December 2009 in Miscellaneous Pieces ≁ Comment (32) - In Sloan's Defense: An Eragon Essay
By Rorschach on 14 February 2011 in Criticism ≁ Comment (29) - A Trip Inside the Minds of Team Tesch
By Rorschach on 20 March 2011 in Criticism ≁ Comment (64) - Breaking Dawn, Part 1: A Movie Review
By Rorschach on 22 November 2011 in Reviews ≁ Comment (28) - The Lord of the Rings Spork, Part One
By Rorschach on 1 April 2012 in Sporkings ≁ Comment (50) - Twilight with Vampires
By Rorschach on 24 February 2010 in Miscellaneous Pieces ≁ Comment (32) - Maradonia Sporkings: Part One
By Rorschach on 25 April 2010 in Sporkings ≁ Comment (36) - Maradonia Sporkings: Part Two
By Rorschach on 2 May 2010 in Sporkings ≁ Comment (23) - Maradonia Sporkings: Part Three
By Rorschach on 10 May 2010 in Criticism ≁ Comment (32) - Maradonia Sporkings: Part Four
By Rorschach on 27 May 2010 in Sporkings ≁ Comment (26) - Maradonia Sporkings: Part Five
By Rorschach on 30 May 2010 in Sporkings ≁ Comment (21) - Maradonia Sporkings: Part Six
By Rorschach on 2 July 2010 in Sporkings ≁ Comment (21) - Maradonia Sporkings: Part Seven
By Rorschach on 11 July 2010 in Sporkings ≁ Comment (16) - Maradonia Sporkings: Part Eight
By Rorschach on 18 July 2010 in Sporkings ≁ Comment (15) - Maradonia Sporkings: Part Nine
By Rorschach on 29 July 2010 in Sporkings ≁ Comment (31) - Maradonia Sporkings: Part Ten
By Rorschach on 13 August 2010 in Sporkings ≁ Comment (25) - Maradonia Sporkings: Part Eleven
By Rorschach on 30 August 2010 in Sporkings ≁ Comment (19) - Maradonia Sporkings: Part Twelve
By Rorschach on 7 September 2010 in Sporkings ≁ Comment (10) - Maradonia Sporkings: Part Thirteen
By Rorschach on 14 September 2010 in Sporkings ≁ Comment (29) - Maradonia Sporkings: Part Fourteen
By Rorschach on 26 September 2010 in Sporkings ≁ Comment (20) - Maradonia Sporkings: Part Fifteen
By Rorschach on 7 October 2010 in Sporkings ≁ Comment (25) - Maradonia Sporkings: Part Sixteen
By Rorschach on 30 October 2010 in Sporkings ≁ Comment (13) - Maradonia Sporkings: Part Seventeen
By Rorschach on 6 November 2010 in Sporkings ≁ Comment (17) - Maradonia Sporkings: Part Eighteen
By Rorschach on 19 November 2010 in Sporkings ≁ Comment (21) - Maradonia Sporkings: Part Nineteen
By Rorschach on 3 December 2010 in Sporkings ≁ Comment (25) - Maradonia Sporkings: Part Twenty
By Rorschach on 9 December 2010 in Sporkings ≁ Comment (18) - Maradonia Sporkings: Part Twenty-One
By Rorschach on 23 December 2010 in Sporkings ≁ Comment (22) - Maradonia Sporkings: Part Twenty-Two
By Rorschach on 16 January 2011 in Sporkings ≁ Comment (24) - Maradonia Sporkings: Part Twenty-Three
By Rorschach on 22 January 2011 in Sporkings ≁ Comment (13) - Maradonia Sporkings: Part Twenty-Four
By Rorschach on 9 February 2011 in Sporkings ≁ Comment (27) - Maradonia Sporkings: Part Twenty-Five
By Rorschach on 23 February 2011 in Sporkings ≁ Comment (29) - Maradonia Sporkings: Part Twenty-Six
By Rorschach on 4 March 2011 in Sporkings ≁ Comment (28) - Maradonia Sporkings: Part Twenty-Seven
By Rorschach on 8 March 2011 in Sporkings ≁ Comment (40) - Maradonia Sporkings: Part Twenty-Eight
By Rorschach on 22 March 2011 in Sporkings ≁ Comment (114) - Maradonia Sporkings: Part Twenty-Nine
By Rorschach on 28 March 2011 in Sporkings ≁ Comment (43) - Maradonia Sporkings: Part Thirty
By Rorschach on 6 April 2011 in Sporkings ≁ Comment (46) - Maradonia Sporkings: Part Thirty-One
By Rorschach on 8 April 2011 in Sporkings ≁ Comment (129) - Gold of Ophir Spork Pt. 1: "This is a Shame and Not a Game!"
By Rorschach on 14 April 2011 in Sporkings ≁ Comment (92) - Gold of Ophir Spork Pt. 2: This Piece of Crap
By Rorschach on 24 April 2011 in Sporkings ≁ Comment (55) - Gold of Ophir Spork Pt. 3: Tasting the Supernatural
By Rorschach on 1 May 2011 in Sporkings ≁ Comment (40) - Gold of Ophir Spork Pt. 4: A Herd of Flying Pigs
By Rorschach on 13 May 2011 in Sporkings ≁ Comment (51) - Gold of Ophir Spork Pt. 5: Death By Ouija Board
By Rorschach on 22 May 2011 in Sporkings ≁ Comment (59) - Gold of Ophir Spork Pt. 6: Perfectly Timed Cancer
By Rorschach on 29 May 2011 in Sporkings ≁ Comment (48) - Gold of Ophir Spork Pt. 7: Miracle Swing Word of Magic
By Rorschach on 2 June 2011 in Sporkings ≁ Comment (60) - Gold of Ophir Spork Pt. 8: Mostly Pretty Drunk
By Rorschach on 11 June 2011 in Sporkings ≁ Comment (75) - Gold of Ophir Spork Pt. 9: My Needs and My Feelings
By Rorschach on 30 June 2011 in Sporkings ≁ Comment (29) - Gold of Ophir Spork Pt. 10: The Sunny Side of Life
By Rorschach on 8 July 2011 in Sporkings ≁ Comment (56) - Gold of Ophir Spork Pt. 11: A Unique Technique
By Rorschach on 21 July 2011 in Sporkings ≁ Comment (47) - Gold of Ophir Spork Pt. 12: Smell the Weasels
By Rorschach on 30 July 2011 in Sporkings ≁ Comment (71) - Gold of Ophir Spork Pt. 13: A Powerful Support Network
By Rorschach on 8 August 2011 in Sporkings ≁ Comment (54) - Gold of Ophir Spork Pt. 14: The Darkness is Dark
By Rorschach on 14 August 2011 in Sporkings ≁ Comment (57) - Gold of Ophir Spork Pt. 15: World War Three
By Rorschach on 26 August 2011 in Sporkings ≁ Comment (114) - Gold of Ophir Spork Pt. 16: Their Sheep Turned Green
By Rorschach on 16 September 2011 in Sporkings ≁ Comment (55) - Gold of Ophir Spork Pt. 17: Benji-Mouse
By Rorschach on 22 September 2011 in Sporkings ≁ Comment (62) - Gold of Ophir Spork Pt. 18: A Heavy Attitude Problem
By Rorschach on 4 October 2011 in Sporkings ≁ Comment (80) - Gold of Ophir Spork Pt. 19: Enough of This Drama
By Rorschach on 19 October 2011 in Sporkings ≁ Comment (60) - And Now For Something Completely Different....
By Rorschach on 27 October 2011 in Sporkings ≁ Comment (17) - Gold of Ophir Spork Pt. 20: The Circumstances of My Life
By Rorschach on 29 October 2011 in Sporkings ≁ Comment (54) - Gold of Ophir Spork Pt. 21: Flying Pit Bulls
By Rorschach on 4 November 2011 in Sporkings ≁ Comment (71) - Gold of Ophir Spork Pt. 22: My Harmless, Innocent, and Inoffensive Mind
By Rorschach on 9 November 2011 in Sporkings ≁ Comment (62) - Law of Blood Spork Pt. 1: The Ancient Bow and Arrow Secrets
By Rorschach on 19 November 2011 in Sporkings ≁ Comment (54) - Law of Blood Spork Pt. 2: The Duet of Evil
By Rorschach on 29 November 2011 in Sporkings ≁ Comment (55) - Law of Blood Spork Pt. 3: Empty Shell People
By Rorschach on 9 December 2011 in Sporkings ≁ Comment (71) - Law of Blood Spork Pt. 4: Balls of Fire
By Rorschach on 18 December 2011 in Sporkings ≁ Comment (64) - Law of Blood Spork Pt. 5: Her Physical Gifts
By Rorschach on 29 December 2011 in Sporkings ≁ Comment (56) - Law of Blood Spork Pt. 6: Kissy Kissy Time
By Rorschach on 5 January 2012 in Sporkings ≁ Comment (52) - Law of Blood Spork Pt. 7: The Decoy Graveyard
By Rorschach on 10 January 2012 in Sporkings ≁ Comment (58) - Law of Blood Spork Pt. 8: "Rain or Shine, Fishing is Fine!"
By Rorschach on 26 January 2012 in Sporkings ≁ Comment (86) - Law of Blood Spork Pt. 9: A Warm Welcome Wagon
By Rorschach on 11 February 2012 in Sporkings ≁ Comment (39) - Law of Blood Spork Pt. 10: The Exploding Taste of a Cardio Tonic
By Rorschach on 17 February 2012 in Sporkings ≁ Comment (26) - Law of Blood Spork Pt. 11: Sparkling Elixir of Crystal Glitter
By Rorschach on 3 March 2012 in Sporkings ≁ Comment (36) - Law of Blood Spork Pt. 12: Spiritual Frontier Commuters
By Rorschach on 9 March 2012 in Sporkings ≁ Comment (67) - Law of Blood Spork Pt 13: Pretty Shallow Minded and Mean
By Rorschach on 19 March 2012 in Sporkings ≁ Comment (67) - The Legend of Rah and the Muggles Spork pt. 1
By Rorschach on 17 October 2010 in Sporkings ≁ Comment (18) - The Legend of Rah and the Muggles Spork pt. 2
By Rorschach on 19 October 2010 in Sporkings ≁ Comment (29) - The Legend of Rah and the Muggles Spork pt. 3
By Rorschach on 21 October 2010 in Sporkings ≁ Comment (12) - The Legend of Rah and the Muggles Spork pt. 4
By Rorschach on 27 October 2010 in Sporkings ≁ Comment (18)