Juracan

There was once a man who desired to rule the world with a will of iron and a fist of… iron, and realized he would do anything to make that dream come true.

But then he discovered he was broke, so he decided to write on the Internet instead.

One day, mortals… one day…

Aside from that, Juracan is really just a Puerto Rican with a thing for obscure mythology who really enjoys writing and reading, and wanted to contribute to Impish Idea.

Articles by Juracan:

• Ten Weapons With Which to Kill Edward Cullen Rating: N
  By Juracan on 19 January 2013 in Miscellaneous Pieces Comment (45)
• Juracan on John Green on Batman Rating: N
  By Juracan on 19 October 2014 in Criticism Comment (27)
• Hellboy is Really Anticlimatic Rating: T
  By Juracan on 17 November 2016 in Criticism Comment (3)
• On Making Your Protagonist the Main Character Rating: E for Everyone
  By Juracan on 1 July 2017 in Criticism Comment (7)
• Kid Heroes or Child Soldiers? Rating: E for Everyone
  By Juracan on 14 October 2017 in Criticism Comment (9)
• Star Wars, and the Problem of Plugging Narrative Gaps with Spin-Offs Rating: E for Everyone
  By Juracan on 3 February 2018 in Criticism Comment (17)
• Sherlock and the Case Against Escalation Rating: N
  By Juracan on 12 March 2018 in Criticism Comment (9)
• Thor: Ragnarok Isn't Very Good Rating: R for Rant
  By Juracan on 29 March 2018 in Criticism Comment (21)
• Hounded Sporking, Chapter 1: Down in the Info Dumps Rating: T for Teen
  By Juracan on 13 June 2018 in Criticism Comment (20)
• Making Kratos Not Terrible Rating: N
  By Juracan on 27 June 2018 in Criticism Comment (7)
• Hounded Sporking, Chapter 2: The Morrigan Knows Your Time and Place Rating: T for Teen
  By Juracan on 5 August 2018 in Criticism Comment (16)
• Hounded Sporking, Chapters 3 & 4: Strawberry Smoothies Rating: S for Sue
  By Juracan on 21 August 2018 in Criticism Comment (19)
• Hounded Sporking, Chapter 5--Once Upon a Time in Ireland Rating: B for Boring
  By Juracan on 27 September 2018 in Criticism Comment (23)
• Hounded Sporking, Chapter 6: Ain't Nothing But a Wolfhound Dog Rating: S for Sociopathic
  By Juracan on 9 October 2018 in Criticism Comment (15)
• Hounded Sporking, Chapter 7--Take Up Your Sword Rating: D for Dumb
  By Juracan on 24 November 2018 in Criticism Comment (13)
• Hounded Sporking, Chapter 8: Fish & Chips Rating: N
  By Juracan on 7 January 2019 in Criticism Comment (11)
• Hounded Sporking, Chapter 9: God Killer Rating: L for Lazy Writing
  By Juracan on 9 February 2019 in Criticism Comment (12)
• Hounded Sporking, Chapter 10: Battle on the Front Lawn Rating: N
  By Juracan on 24 March 2019 in Criticism Comment (17)
• Hounded Sporking, Chapter 11: You Get Sirens For Your Welcome Rating: N
  By Juracan on 5 May 2019 in Criticism Comment (6)
• Hounded Sporking, Chapter 12: Back-talking Cops Rating: S for Stupid
  By Juracan on 1 June 2019 in Criticism Comment (7)
• Hounded Sporking, Chapter 13: The Not-Triple Goddess Rating: Headache-Inducing
  By Juracan on 27 June 2019 in Criticism Comment (12)
• Hounded Sporking, Chapter 14: Gadzooks Rating: S for Stupid
  By Juracan on 20 July 2019 in Criticism Comment (11)
• Hounded Sporking, Chapters 15 & 16: Boy That Escalated Quickly Rating: SD for Surprisingly Dark
  By Juracan on 13 August 2019 in Criticism Comment (13)
• Hounded Sporking, Chapter 17: I Hate This Man Rating: I for Infuriating
  By Juracan on 28 August 2019 in Criticism Comment (7)
• Hounded Sporking, Chapter 18: Plot? What's That? Rating: A for Annoying
  By Juracan on 28 September 2019 in Criticism Comment (14)
• Hounded Sporking, Chapter 19: I'm Sorry This is So Boring Rating: B for Boring
  By Juracan on 8 October 2019 in Criticism Comment (11)
• Hounded Sporking, Chapters 20 & 21: They're Telepathic Now Rating: N
  By Juracan on 7 November 2019 in Criticism Comment (21)
• Hounded Sporking, Chapter 22: Running with Wolves Rating: L for Lazy
  By Juracan on 10 December 2019 in Criticism Comment (13)
• Hounded Sporking, Chapter 23: I See Fire Rating: I for Infuriating
  By Juracan on 20 December 2019 in Criticism Comment (11)
• Hounded Sporking, Chapter 24: The Final Duel Rating: D for Disappointing
  By Juracan on 19 January 2020 in Criticism Comment (6)
• Hounded Sporking, Chapter 25 & Epilogue: It's Over Rating: F for Finally Over
  By Juracan on 1 February 2020 in Criticism Comment (2)
• Hounded: Final Thoughts Rating: N
  By Juracan on 24 February 2020 in Criticism Comment (2)
• "This map's not complete"--The Sequel Trilogy and Making It Up as You Go Rating: N
  By Juracan on 19 March 2020 in Criticism Comment (12)
• Intertextuality and Character Development: Atticus and Shakespeare Rating: N
  By Juracan on 23 August 2020 in Criticism Comment (11)
• Hexed Sporking, Chapter 1: Ghost of Christmas Sporking Rating: L for Late
  By Juracan on 25 December 2020 in Criticism Comment (15)
• Hexed Sporking, Chapter 2: No Fear Shakespeare Rating: B for Boring
  By Juracan on 13 February 2021 in Criticism Comment (4)
• Hexed Sporking, Chapter 3: A Giant Cactus Appears Rating: N
  By Juracan on 21 March 2021 in Criticism Comment (18)
• Hexed Sporking, Chapter 4: Coyote Waits Rating: S for Stupid
  By Juracan on 25 May 2021 in Criticism Comment (9)
• Hexed Sporking, Chapter 5: Witch's Lair Rating: B for Boring
  By Juracan on 26 July 2021 in Criticism Comment (11)
• Assassin's Creed: Valhalla, Colonialism & Being Honest About Villain Protagonists Rating: S for Silly
  By Juracan on 6 September 2021 in Criticism Comment (3)
• Hexed Sporking, Chapters 6 & 7: You Gotta Have Faith Rating: L for Late
  By Juracan on 3 October 2021 in Criticism Comment (4)
• Hexed Sporking, Chapter 8: Apparition Rating: S for Short
  By Juracan on 11 December 2021 in Criticism Comment (4)
• Hexed Sporking, Chapter 9: Side Quest Rating: P for Pointless
  By Juracan on 30 January 2022 in Criticism Comment (4)
• Hexed Sporking, Chapter 10: I'm So Bored, I'm Sorry Rating: B for Boring
  By Juracan on 27 February 2022 in Criticism Comment (9)
• Hexed Sporking, Chapter 11: Negotiating Prices Rating: S for Silly
  By Juracan on 31 March 2022 in Criticism Comment (3)
• Public Service Announcement: Dante and Moral Crises Rating: PSA
  By Juracan on 9 April 2022 in Editorials Comment (7)
• Hexed Sporking, Chapter 12: Brawl in the Parking Lot Rating: L for Late
  By Juracan on 31 May 2022 in Criticism Comment (9)
• Hexed Sporking, Chapter 13: What to Make of This? Rating: W for Weird
  By Juracan on 18 August 2022 in Criticism Comment (4)
• Hexed Sporking, Chapter 14: Oh My Goddess! Rating: RRD for Really, Really Dumb
  By Juracan on 25 September 2022 in Criticism Comment (2)
• Hexed Sporking, Chapter 15: Wait, This is Familiar... Rating: NQ for No Quarter!
  By Juracan on 12 January 2023 in Criticism Comment (13)
• Hexed Sporking, Chapter 16: Livin' on a Prayer Rating: HT for Halfway There
  By Juracan on 9 April 2023 in Criticism Comment (8)
• Hexed Sporking, Chapter 17: Someone Please Teach Hearne How to Write a Plot Rating: BW for Bad Writing
  By Juracan on 28 May 2023 in Criticism Comment (4)
• Riordan, Dante, & Pop Culture References Rating: I for Intertextuality
  By Juracan on 22 July 2023 in Criticism Comment (5)
• Hexed Sporking, Chapter 18: Always Carry a Towel Rating: FW for Fighting Witches
  By Juracan on 2 September 2023 in Criticism Comment (6)
• Hexed Sporking, Chapter 19 & 20: Flaring Testosterone Challenge Rating: RRD for Really, Really Dumb
  By Juracan on 30 October 2023 in Criticism Comment (3)
• Hexed Sporking, Chapter 21: The Witching Exposition Hour Rating: BW for Bad Writing
  By Juracan on 30 December 2023 in Criticism Comment (6)
• Obsidian & Blood, and Writing About an Evil Empire Rating: N
  By Juracan on 30 January 2024 in Criticism Comment (3)
• Hexed Sporking, Chapters 22 & 23: Heinous to the Nth Degree Rating: BW for Bad Writing
  By Juracan on 29 February 2024 in Criticism Comment (6)
• The Magic of the Inheritance Cycle Rating: N
  By Juracan on 30 July 2012 in Criticism Comment (58)
• Juracan Watches Son of Batman Rating: T
  By Juracan on 12 May 2014 in Reviews Comment (8)
• The Problem of Hermione Granger Rating: N
  By Juracan on 16 April 2017 in Criticism Comment (7)
• Angelopolis Spork: Introduction and Prologue Rating: T
  By Juracan on 30 June 2014 in Sporkings Comment (25)
• Angelopolis Spork: Chapter 1-- Let the Bodies Hit the Floor Rating: T
  By Juracan on 12 July 2014 in Sporkings Comment (9)
• Angelopolis Spork: Chapter 2--Parisian Cuisine Rating: T
  By Juracan on 22 July 2014 in Sporkings Comment (9)
• Angelopolis Spork: Chapters 3 & 4--The New Guy Rating: T
  By Juracan on 1 August 2014 in Sporkings Comment (6)
• Angelopolis Spork: Chapter 5-- I Spy a McGuffin! Rating: T
  By Juracan on 15 August 2014 in Sporkings Comment (4)
• Angelopolis Spork: Chapter 6--Bruno! Rating: S for Stupid
  By Juracan on 29 August 2014 in Sporkings Comment (9)
• Angelopolis Spork: Chapter 7--Falling Towards the Sky Rating: S for Stupid
  By Juracan on 10 September 2014 in Sporkings Comment (11)
• Angelopolis Spork: Chapter 8--Dealing with Antiques Rating: S for Stupid
  By Juracan on 16 September 2014 in Sporkings Comment (6)
• Angelopolis Spork: Chapter Nine--I Could Really Use a Wish Right Now Rating: BB for Bloody Boring
  By Juracan on 12 October 2014 in Sporkings Comment (7)
• Angelopolis Spork: Chapter 10--When You're Evil Rating: WTF
  By Juracan on 15 October 2014 in Sporkings Comment (3)
• Angelopolis Spork: Chapter 11--That Awkward Moment Rating: Bloody Boring
  By Juracan on 27 October 2014 in Sporkings Comment (5)
• Angelopolis Spork: Chapter 12--Put on a Bench Rating: M for Meh
  By Juracan on 11 November 2014 in Criticism Comment (4)
• Angelopolis Spork: Chapter 13--Home Videos Rating: Rage-Inducing
  By Juracan on 25 November 2014 in Sporkings Comment (13)
• Angelopolis Spork: Chapter 14--Discovery Requires Experimentation Rating: N
  By Juracan on 27 December 2014 in Criticism Comment (5)
• Angelopolis Spork: Chapter 15--Where is the Plot, Again? Rating: WTF
  By Juracan on 23 January 2015 in Sporkings Comment (4)
• Angelopolis Spork: Chapters 16 & 17--The Mad Monk Rating: B for Boring
  By Juracan on 6 February 2015 in Sporkings Comment (10)
• Angelopolis Spork: Chapter 18--Angel-Hunting on Motorcycles Rating: N
  By Juracan on 3 March 2015 in Sporkings Comment (4)
• Angelopolis Spork: Chapter 19--Gardening with Noah Rating: BS
  By Juracan on 11 March 2015 in Criticism Comment (8)
• Angelopolis Spork: Chapter 20--The Torture Train Rating: N
  By Juracan on 24 March 2015 in Sporkings Comment (5)
• Angelopolis Spork: Chapter 21--On the Road Again Rating: S for Stupid
  By Juracan on 8 April 2015 in Sporkings Comment (10)
• Angelopolis Spork: Chapter 22--Oh Look, An Idiot Plot Rating: WTF
  By Juracan on 5 May 2015 in Sporkings Comment (3)
• Angelopolis Spork: Chapter 23--Pieces of Eden Rating: N
  By Juracan on 21 June 2015 in Sporkings Comment (7)
• Angelopolis Spork: Chapter 24--Not Safe For Work Rating: Vaguely Safe for Work?
  By Juracan on 29 June 2015 in Sporkings Comment (7)
• Angelopolis Spork: Chapter 25--I'm So Lost I Need a Map Rating: U for Unnecessary
  By Juracan on 15 July 2015 in Sporkings Comment (5)
• Angelopolis Spork: Chapter 26--Villain Cliché Bingo Rating: WTF
  By Juracan on 25 August 2015 in Sporkings Comment (7)
• Angelopolis Spork: Chapters 27 & 28--Angel Eggs? Really? Rating: S for Stupid
  By Juracan on 10 September 2015 in Sporkings Comment (11)
• Angelopolis Spork: Chapter 29--The Great Escape! Rating: S for Stupid
  By Juracan on 9 November 2015 in Sporkings Comment (10)
• Angelopolis Spork: Chapter 30--This Book is So Dumb It Hurts Me Rating: WTF
  By Juracan on 17 November 2015 in Sporkings Comment (9)
• Angelopolis Spork: Chapters 31 & 32--Gates of Hell Rating: WTF
  By Juracan on 10 December 2015 in Sporkings Comment (9)
• Angelopolis Spork: Chapter 33--Godwin's Walk Rating: E for Eeeeeeeevul
  By Juracan on 14 January 2016 in Sporkings Comment (11)
• Angelopolis Spork: Chapters 34 & 35--The TSA is More Effective Rating: IS for Insanely Stupid
  By Juracan on 2 February 2016 in Sporkings Comment (10)
• Angelopolis Spork: Chapter 36--Jail Break! Rating: S for Stupid
  By Juracan on 23 February 2016 in Sporkings Comment (20)
• Angelopolis Spork: Chapter 37--Being Human? Rating: O for Ooops
  By Juracan on 23 March 2016 in Sporkings Comment (9)
• Angelopolis Spork: Chapter 38--This is War Rating: WTF
  By Juracan on 12 April 2016 in Sporkings Comment (8)
• Angelopolis Spork: Epilogue—It Ends Tonight Rating: FD for Finally Done
  By Juracan on 19 April 2016 in Sporkings Comment (8)
• Angelopolis Spork: Final Thoughts Rating: C for Critical
  By Juracan on 23 May 2016 in Sporkings Comment (5)
• Revisiting Angelopolis Rating: N
  By Juracan on 27 October 2017 in Criticism Comment (24)
• Arrow Season Three Review, Part 1--The Plot Rating: N
  By Juracan on 13 July 2015 in Criticism Comment (9)
• Arrow Season Three Review, Part 2--The Characters Rating: N
  By Juracan on 18 July 2015 in Criticism Comment (5)
• Arrow Season Three Review--Themes and Ideas Rating: N
  By Juracan on 24 July 2015 in Criticism Comment (0)
• Juracan's Sue Spotlight--Kratos Rating: N
  By Juracan on 16 March 2013 in Criticism Comment (21)
• Juracan's Sue Spotlight-- Neal Caffrey Rating: N
  By Juracan on 1 October 2013 in Criticism Comment (9)
• Juracan's Sue Spotlight--Percy Jackson Rating: P for Please Don't Kill Me
  By Juracan on 27 September 2015 in Criticism Comment (12)
• Sue Spotlight: Valkyrie Rating: S for Sue
  By Juracan on 18 May 2018 in Criticism Comment (6)
• We've Been Wrong This Whole Time: The Iron Druid Chronicles Series is Actually Brilliant Rating: TF for True Facts
  By Juracan on 1 April 2024 in Editorials Comment (4)
• The Problem with Fanservice Rating: N
  By Juracan on 7 June 2013 in Criticism Comment (11)
• On Rick Riordan and Intertextuality Rating: T
  By Juracan on 29 January 2017 in Criticism Comment (24)
• Juracan Reads Angelology Rating: N
  By Juracan on 20 April 2014 in Reviews Comment (18)

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