There was once a man who desired to rule the world with a will of iron and a fist of… iron, and realized he would do anything to make that dream come true.
But then he discovered he was broke, so he decided to write on the Internet instead.
One day, mortals… one day…
Aside from that, Juracan is really just a Puerto Rican with a thing for obscure mythology who really enjoys writing and reading, and wanted to contribute to Impish Idea.
Articles by Juracan:
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Ten Weapons With Which to Kill Edward Cullen
Rating: N
By Juracan on 19 January 2013 in Miscellaneous Pieces Comment (45) -
Juracan on John Green on Batman
Rating: N
By Juracan on 19 October 2014 in Criticism Comment (27) -
Hellboy is Really Anticlimatic
Rating: T
By Juracan on 17 November 2016 in Criticism Comment (3) -
On Making Your Protagonist the Main Character
Rating: E for Everyone
By Juracan on 1 July 2017 in Criticism Comment (7) -
Kid Heroes or Child Soldiers?
Rating: E for Everyone
By Juracan on 14 October 2017 in Criticism Comment (9) -
Star Wars, and the Problem of Plugging Narrative Gaps with Spin-Offs
Rating: E for Everyone
By Juracan on 3 February 2018 in Criticism Comment (17) -
Sherlock and the Case Against Escalation
Rating: N
By Juracan on 12 March 2018 in Criticism Comment (9) -
Thor: Ragnarok Isn't Very Good
Rating: R for Rant
By Juracan on 29 March 2018 in Criticism Comment (20) -
Hounded Sporking, Chapter 1: Down in the Info Dumps
Rating: T for Teen
By Juracan on 13 June 2018 in Criticism Comment (20) -
Making Kratos Not Terrible
Rating: N
By Juracan on 27 June 2018 in Criticism Comment (7) -
Hounded Sporking, Chapter 2: The Morrigan Knows Your Time and Place
Rating: T for Teen
By Juracan on 5 August 2018 in Criticism Comment (16) -
Hounded Sporking, Chapters 3 & 4: Strawberry Smoothies
Rating: S for Sue
By Juracan on 21 August 2018 in Criticism Comment (19) -
Hounded Sporking, Chapter 5--Once Upon a Time in Ireland
Rating: B for Boring
By Juracan on 27 September 2018 in Criticism Comment (23) -
Hounded Sporking, Chapter 6: Ain't Nothing But a Wolfhound Dog
Rating: S for Sociopathic
By Juracan on 9 October 2018 in Criticism Comment (15) -
Hounded Sporking, Chapter 7--Take Up Your Sword
Rating: D for Dumb
By Juracan on 24 November 2018 in Criticism Comment (13) -
Hounded Sporking, Chapter 8: Fish & Chips
Rating: N
By Juracan on 7 January 2019 in Criticism Comment (11) -
Hounded Sporking, Chapter 9: God Killer
Rating: L for Lazy Writing
By Juracan on 9 February 2019 in Criticism Comment (12) -
Hounded Sporking, Chapter 10: Battle on the Front Lawn
Rating: N
By Juracan on 24 March 2019 in Criticism Comment (17) -
Hounded Sporking, Chapter 11: You Get Sirens For Your Welcome
Rating: N
By Juracan on 5 May 2019 in Criticism Comment (6) -
Hounded Sporking, Chapter 12: Back-talking Cops
Rating: S for Stupid
By Juracan on 1 June 2019 in Criticism Comment (7) -
Hounded Sporking, Chapter 13: The Not-Triple Goddess
Rating: Headache-Inducing
By Juracan on 27 June 2019 in Criticism Comment (12) -
Hounded Sporking, Chapter 14: Gadzooks
Rating: S for Stupid
By Juracan on 20 July 2019 in Criticism Comment (11) -
Hounded Sporking, Chapters 15 & 16: Boy That Escalated Quickly
Rating: SD for Surprisingly Dark
By Juracan on 13 August 2019 in Criticism Comment (13) -
Hounded Sporking, Chapter 17: I Hate This Man
Rating: I for Infuriating
By Juracan on 28 August 2019 in Criticism Comment (7) -
Hounded Sporking, Chapter 18: Plot? What's That?
Rating: A for Annoying
By Juracan on 28 September 2019 in Criticism Comment (14) -
Hounded Sporking, Chapter 19: I'm Sorry This is So Boring
Rating: B for Boring
By Juracan on 8 October 2019 in Criticism Comment (11) -
Hounded Sporking, Chapters 20 & 21: They're Telepathic Now
Rating: N
By Juracan on 7 November 2019 in Criticism Comment (10) -
Hounded Sporking, Chapter 22: Running with Wolves
Rating: L for Lazy
By Juracan on 10 December 2019 in Criticism Comment (3) -
Hounded Sporking, Chapter 23: I See Fire
Rating: I for Infuriating
By Juracan on 20 December 2019 in Criticism Comment (4) -
Hounded Sporking, Chapter 24: The Final Duel
Rating: D for Disappointing
By Juracan on 19 January 2020 in Criticism Comment (6) -
Hounded Sporking, Chapter 25 & Epilogue: It's Over
Rating: F for Finally Over
By Juracan on 1 February 2020 in Criticism Comment (2) -
Hounded: Final Thoughts
Rating: N
By Juracan on 24 February 2020 in Criticism Comment (2) -
"This map's not complete"--The Sequel Trilogy and Making It Up as You Go
Rating: N
By Juracan on 19 March 2020 in Criticism Comment (12) -
Intertextuality and Character Development: Atticus and Shakespeare
Rating: N
By Juracan on 23 August 2020 in Criticism Comment (11) -
Hexed Sporking, Chapter 1: Ghost of Christmas Sporking
Rating: L for Late
By Juracan on 25 December 2020 in Criticism Comment (15) -
Hexed Sporking, Chapter 2: No Fear Shakespeare
Rating: B for Boring
By Juracan on 13 February 2021 in Criticism Comment (4) -
Hexed Sporking, Chapter 3: A Giant Cactus Appears
Rating: N
By Juracan on 21 March 2021 in Criticism Comment (18) -
Hexed Sporking, Chapter 4: Coyote Waits
Rating: S for Stupid
By Juracan on 25 May 2021 in Criticism Comment (9) -
Hexed Sporking, Chapter 5: Witch's Lair
Rating: B for Boring
By Juracan on 26 July 2021 in Criticism Comment (11) -
Assassin's Creed: Valhalla, Colonialism & Being Honest About Villain Protagonists
Rating: S for Silly
By Juracan on 6 September 2021 in Criticism Comment (2) -
Hexed Sporking, Chapters 6 & 7: You Gotta Have Faith
Rating: L for Late
By Juracan on 3 October 2021 in Criticism Comment (4) -
Hexed Sporking, Chapter 8: Apparition
Rating: S for Short
By Juracan on 11 December 2021 in Criticism Comment (4) -
Hexed Sporking, Chapter 9: Side Quest
Rating: P for Pointless
By Juracan on 30 January 2022 in Criticism Comment (4) -
Hexed Sporking, Chapter 10: I'm So Bored, I'm Sorry
Rating: B for Boring
By Juracan on 27 February 2022 in Criticism Comment (9) -
Hexed Sporking, Chapter 11: Negotiating Prices
Rating: S for Silly
By Juracan on 31 March 2022 in Criticism Comment (3) -
Public Service Announcement: Dante and Moral Crises
Rating: PSA
By Juracan on 9 April 2022 in Editorials Comment (4) -
Hexed Sporking, Chapter 12: Brawl in the Parking Lot
Rating: L for Late
By Juracan on 31 May 2022 in Criticism Comment (9) -
Hexed Sporking, Chapter 13: What to Make of This?
Rating: W for Weird
By Juracan on 18 August 2022 in Criticism Comment (4) -
Hexed Sporking, Chapter 14: Oh My Goddess!
Rating: RRD for Really, Really Dumb
By Juracan on 25 September 2022 in Criticism Comment (2) -
Hexed Sporking, Chapter 15: Wait, This is Familiar...
Rating: NQ for No Quarter!
By Juracan on 12 January 2023 in Criticism Comment (11) -
Hexed Sporking, Chapter 16: Livin' on a Prayer
Rating: HT for Halfway There
By Juracan on 9 April 2023 in Criticism Comment (3) -
Hexed Sporking, Chapter 17: Someone Please Teach Hearne How to Write a Plot
Rating: BW for Bad Writing
By Juracan on 28 May 2023 in Criticism Comment (4) -
The Magic of the Inheritance Cycle
Rating: N
By Juracan on 30 July 2012 in Criticism Comment (58) -
Juracan Watches Son of Batman
Rating: T
By Juracan on 12 May 2014 in Reviews Comment (8) -
The Problem of Hermione Granger
Rating: N
By Juracan on 16 April 2017 in Criticism Comment (7) -
Angelopolis Spork: Introduction and Prologue
Rating: T
By Juracan on 30 June 2014 in Sporkings Comment (25) -
Angelopolis Spork: Chapter 1-- Let the Bodies Hit the Floor
Rating: T
By Juracan on 12 July 2014 in Sporkings Comment (9) -
Angelopolis Spork: Chapter 2--Parisian Cuisine
Rating: T
By Juracan on 22 July 2014 in Sporkings Comment (9) -
Angelopolis Spork: Chapters 3 & 4--The New Guy
Rating: T
By Juracan on 1 August 2014 in Sporkings Comment (6) -
Angelopolis Spork: Chapter 5-- I Spy a McGuffin!
Rating: T
By Juracan on 15 August 2014 in Sporkings Comment (4) -
Angelopolis Spork: Chapter 6--Bruno!
Rating: S for Stupid
By Juracan on 29 August 2014 in Sporkings Comment (9) -
Angelopolis Spork: Chapter 7--Falling Towards the Sky
Rating: S for Stupid
By Juracan on 10 September 2014 in Sporkings Comment (11) -
Angelopolis Spork: Chapter 8--Dealing with Antiques
Rating: S for Stupid
By Juracan on 16 September 2014 in Sporkings Comment (6) -
Angelopolis Spork: Chapter Nine--I Could Really Use a Wish Right Now
Rating: BB for Bloody Boring
By Juracan on 12 October 2014 in Sporkings Comment (7) -
Angelopolis Spork: Chapter 10--When You're Evil
Rating: WTF
By Juracan on 15 October 2014 in Sporkings Comment (3) -
Angelopolis Spork: Chapter 11--That Awkward Moment
Rating: Bloody Boring
By Juracan on 27 October 2014 in Sporkings Comment (5) -
Angelopolis Spork: Chapter 12--Put on a Bench
Rating: M for Meh
By Juracan on 11 November 2014 in Criticism Comment (4) -
Angelopolis Spork: Chapter 13--Home Videos
Rating: Rage-Inducing
By Juracan on 25 November 2014 in Sporkings Comment (13) -
Angelopolis Spork: Chapter 14--Discovery Requires Experimentation
Rating: N
By Juracan on 27 December 2014 in Criticism Comment (5) -
Angelopolis Spork: Chapter 15--Where is the Plot, Again?
Rating: WTF
By Juracan on 23 January 2015 in Sporkings Comment (4) -
Angelopolis Spork: Chapters 16 & 17--The Mad Monk
Rating: B for Boring
By Juracan on 6 February 2015 in Sporkings Comment (10) -
Angelopolis Spork: Chapter 18--Angel-Hunting on Motorcycles
Rating: N
By Juracan on 3 March 2015 in Sporkings Comment (4) -
Angelopolis Spork: Chapter 19--Gardening with Noah
Rating: BS
By Juracan on 11 March 2015 in Criticism Comment (8) -
Angelopolis Spork: Chapter 20--The Torture Train
Rating: N
By Juracan on 24 March 2015 in Sporkings Comment (5) -
Angelopolis Spork: Chapter 21--On the Road Again
Rating: S for Stupid
By Juracan on 8 April 2015 in Sporkings Comment (10) -
Angelopolis Spork: Chapter 22--Oh Look, An Idiot Plot
Rating: WTF
By Juracan on 5 May 2015 in Sporkings Comment (3) -
Angelopolis Spork: Chapter 23--Pieces of Eden
Rating: N
By Juracan on 21 June 2015 in Sporkings Comment (7) -
Angelopolis Spork: Chapter 24--Not Safe For Work
Rating: Vaguely Safe for Work?
By Juracan on 29 June 2015 in Sporkings Comment (7) -
Angelopolis Spork: Chapter 25--I'm So Lost I Need a Map
Rating: U for Unnecessary
By Juracan on 15 July 2015 in Sporkings Comment (5) -
Angelopolis Spork: Chapter 26--Villain Cliché Bingo
Rating: WTF
By Juracan on 25 August 2015 in Sporkings Comment (7) -
Angelopolis Spork: Chapters 27 & 28--Angel Eggs? Really?
Rating: S for Stupid
By Juracan on 10 September 2015 in Sporkings Comment (11) -
Angelopolis Spork: Chapter 29--The Great Escape!
Rating: S for Stupid
By Juracan on 9 November 2015 in Sporkings Comment (10) -
Angelopolis Spork: Chapter 30--This Book is So Dumb It Hurts Me
Rating: WTF
By Juracan on 17 November 2015 in Sporkings Comment (9) -
Angelopolis Spork: Chapters 31 & 32--Gates of Hell
Rating: WTF
By Juracan on 10 December 2015 in Sporkings Comment (9) -
Angelopolis Spork: Chapter 33--Godwin's Walk
Rating: E for Eeeeeeeevul
By Juracan on 14 January 2016 in Sporkings Comment (11) -
Angelopolis Spork: Chapters 34 & 35--The TSA is More Effective
Rating: IS for Insanely Stupid
By Juracan on 2 February 2016 in Sporkings Comment (10) -
Angelopolis Spork: Chapter 36--Jail Break!
Rating: S for Stupid
By Juracan on 23 February 2016 in Sporkings Comment (20) -
Angelopolis Spork: Chapter 37--Being Human?
Rating: O for Ooops
By Juracan on 23 March 2016 in Sporkings Comment (9) -
Angelopolis Spork: Chapter 38--This is War
Rating: WTF
By Juracan on 12 April 2016 in Sporkings Comment (8) -
Angelopolis Spork: Epilogue—It Ends Tonight
Rating: FD for Finally Done
By Juracan on 19 April 2016 in Sporkings Comment (8) -
Angelopolis Spork: Final Thoughts
Rating: C for Critical
By Juracan on 23 May 2016 in Sporkings Comment (5) -
Revisiting Angelopolis
Rating: N
By Juracan on 27 October 2017 in Criticism Comment (24) -
Arrow Season Three Review, Part 1--The Plot
Rating: N
By Juracan on 13 July 2015 in Criticism Comment (9) -
Arrow Season Three Review, Part 2--The Characters
Rating: N
By Juracan on 18 July 2015 in Criticism Comment (5) -
Arrow Season Three Review--Themes and Ideas
Rating: N
By Juracan on 24 July 2015 in Criticism Comment (0) -
Juracan's Sue Spotlight--Kratos
Rating: N
By Juracan on 16 March 2013 in Criticism Comment (21) -
Juracan's Sue Spotlight-- Neal Caffrey
Rating: N
By Juracan on 1 October 2013 in Criticism Comment (9) -
Juracan's Sue Spotlight--Percy Jackson
Rating: P for Please Don't Kill Me
By Juracan on 27 September 2015 in Criticism Comment (12) -
Sue Spotlight: Valkyrie
Rating: S for Sue
By Juracan on 18 May 2018 in Criticism Comment (6) -
The Problem with Fanservice
Rating: N
By Juracan on 7 June 2013 in Criticism Comment (11) -
On Rick Riordan and Intertextuality
Rating: T
By Juracan on 29 January 2017 in Criticism Comment (24) -
Juracan Reads Angelology
Rating: N
By Juracan on 20 April 2014 in Reviews Comment (18)