Sadly, this is probably not the truth.

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  1. SlyShy on 19 November 2009, 22:22 said:

    Bella displays all the conflict of a really conflicted character! Whatevs.

  2. Puppet on 19 November 2009, 22:41 said:

    This pretty much sums up the movie/book…

  3. Pearl on 19 November 2009, 22:55 said:

    I beleive they already filmed Eclipse so unless the next movie is with a zombie Bella… I think we’ll see the Smeyer ending.

    On the other hand, nice pics.

  4. Spanman on 19 November 2009, 23:14 said:

    You rule, Kitty. I’m totally going for shirtless Jacob.

  5. Steph the amazing, the incandescent, the gently-glowing radiant angel of light and... and... umm... on 19 November 2009, 23:22 said:

    I beleive they already filmed Eclipse so unless the next movie is with a zombie Bella… I think we’ll see the Smeyer ending.

    Zombie Bella ftw.

    These drawings also ftw.

  6. sansafro187 on 20 November 2009, 00:36 said:

    I find Probably Shirtless Jake’s direct manner refreshing.

  7. Jeni on 20 November 2009, 07:12 said:

    I love Edward’s expression in the first panel.

  8. SMARTALIENQT (who is away) on 20 November 2009, 09:50 said:

    I love Bella’s “Doant go!!” face. Is much win.

    And shirtless!Jacob > sexyvoice!Edward.

  9. simian on 20 November 2009, 09:54 said:

    It is amazing how expressive such simple figures can be.

  10. SMARTALIENQT (who is away) on 20 November 2009, 09:55 said:

    Indeed.

  11. Diamonte on 20 November 2009, 12:40 said:

    Kitty, that was a perfect summary of the movie. I should have made a shirtless man count.

  12. Danielle on 20 November 2009, 12:57 said:

    @ Steph: Yes! Zombie Bella! And then Jacob and his pack can turn out to be world-renowned zombie hunters! They hunt Bella when she rampages through Forks, and then she gets her head chopped off. The end.

    Anyway, AMAZING comic thing, Kitty! I laughed my butt off. Loved Bella’s “DOANT GO!” face and the “whatevs” panel. Absolutely splendid.

  13. swenson on 20 November 2009, 15:18 said:

    Hahaha, another brilliant comic from Kitty! Yay. I love Bella’s DOANT GO face too. Wish I could contort my head like that…

  14. Romantic Vampire Lover on 20 November 2009, 15:52 said:

    DOANT GO! Hee hee hee…

  15. Lucy Gray on 20 November 2009, 19:37 said:

    This… is… EPIC!!!! ‘DOANT GO!’ is great (though i thought it said ‘DONUT GO!’ which made me laugh harder, but whatever) Amazing once again Kitty.

  16. NeuroticPlatypus on 20 November 2009, 21:33 said:

    That would be a nice ending. I think RPattz would be happy with it.

  17. sakuuya on 21 November 2009, 00:06 said:

    @ Lucy: “DONUT GO!” would make this even more accurate, as it better reflects Bella’s connection with reality, you know?

    Also, and more creepily, throwing donuts onto Bella’s terrifying tongue would be a great party game.

  18. Juniper on 21 November 2009, 00:55 said:

    Yay, Kitty! You are the spark of life the main site needed just now. I looooove Edward’s face.

  19. Steph (what is left) on 21 November 2009, 01:35 said:

    @ Steph: Yes! Zombie Bella! And then Jacob and his pack can turn out to be world-renowned zombie hunters! They hunt Bella when she rampages through Forks, and then she gets her head chopped off. The end.

    @ Danielle:

    I like it. I hope those filmmakers are listening.

  20. Snow White Queen on 21 November 2009, 02:30 said:

    This is great. :D

  21. Un-Dante'd on 29 November 2009, 19:09 said:

    As always, Kitty made me literally roll on the floor with another splendid piece.
    Hooray!