you’re poking around the beat-up, run-down, 1997-2007 ghetto side of the Internet, odds are good that A) you are going to accidentally fill your computer with viruses or B) you are accidentally going to end up with goatse

Having lived through it, I will attest to this. Especially the goatse.

What’s the joke?

Classy, intelligent, highbrow sarcasm? Sounds like me to a T.

I’m pretty sure you, Bloo, are [redacted], and I think Puppet’s between 15 and 17. And he’s not aware of that. Or conversely he might be, and he’s younger than I suspect.

BlueMask, that photo is a few years old. I think he’s 14/15 now.

No, that’s cool.

But this can’t be a lawn, for there is no grass. There are only letters, and avatars of video game characters, Amelie, paintings, cats, and Lust. You must be a very senile old man to believe that this can be your lawn. Thank you anyway.

Yes you are. 2nd Super Robot Wars Z said so.

Went to a restaurant last night. When my dad and I walkled through the doors, these two women came down the stais talking to one another, and appeared to leave. When we finished and were about to go ourselves, the same two women came down the stairs again even though I hadn’t seen them go back up. My first thought was simply ‘deja vu.’ And then I thought, ‘the matrix—they’ve changed something.’

I make other people think that by walking past the same thing twice in a matter of minutes.
You can smell the confusion from afar.

^^That is so cool.

My friend and I were sitting in our Chinese class and a classmate came over to ask if she could borrow one of our pencil sharpeners. I lent her mine and while she was attemping to sharpen her pencil, she complained that her pencil lead kept breaking or doesn’t sharpen because the lead inside was all broken.

Because she was struggling to sharpen her pencil, I sharpened the classmate’s pencil for her while my friend explained that if she keeps dropping the pencil on the ground, the lead would break all the time. We both got into a conversation about lead breakage, lead bondage in pencils, what brands of pencil are better in the no-broken-lead department and which brand is better for artistic work (we were both art students). We also debated pencil vs. mechanical pencil in terms of sharpening, lead breakage, quality in art and general usage.

The classmate gave us a weird look. Heheheh.

I’m not sure whether that counts as nerdy or not.

^^Ahahaha, okay. Yeah, we agreed that regular pencils would be better for art, but we also agreed that in some cases, it’s better to use mechanical pencils and in other cases, a combination of both would work much better than just mechanical or regular by itself. :)

Klutor- hang on, if you’re talking about fishnet stockings that makes you sound like a bit of a creep, you realize? Even if you do use that extensive knowledge in your quest to entertain us.

^Uh, yeah. Pretty much what he said.

...yeah, so I totally read that last part as an alternative to “blindfold” at first, and I was like “What good would tying a pair of fishnets over your eyes do, anyway?!”

Exactly! What do chicks expect us to do? Put on a blindfold every time they walk by in a skirt? Or a pair of a fishnets?

We expect you to be inspired to give us everything we want in exchange for the privilege of drooling over us, of course. ;P

Rule 1. Be Attractive
Rule 2. Don’t be unattractive

You will never believe what I found. The complete animated series of Dungeons and Dragons. For five bucks.

Of course I snagged it. And watching it will be the perfect de-stresser this holiday season. Starting now.

Maybe over break. XD

Spork/review absolutely REQUIRED. Right now.

Amen.

Order of the Stick

Ah, but have you played the game? (It actually wasn’t that much fun, since I haven’t read the comic strip, but still :P)

You know, I thought for a second you meant Irregular Webcomic. In which case I would be thoroughly impressed. (I’ve read most, but not all, of Irregular Webcomic!)

Anyway, my moment of supreme nerdiness today doubles as a small victory—first, I finally got the breakthrough I needed on the program I’ve been having severe issues with for a couple of weeks now. Second, after that, I realized I could dispense with a lengthy, annoying piece of code in my program (that would need to be repeated multiple times with only minimal changes, too >.<) with just a few very elegant lines. Sometimes, programming drives me crazy. A lot of times, C++ specifically drives me crazy. But then you find that breakthrough and you’re just so happy because everything works! I literally squeed when I checked the output and it was right!

Visual Basic is… not my favorite, yeah. It’s not that it’s difficult (because it’s not!), it’s more that I understand fully why it’s not used all that often in the real world.

That’s… charming. I’m sure it works really really well and has no bugs whatsoever.

@ Kyllorac

I watched that when I was little! I don’t remember much, except that seven year old me loved it.