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  1. CometStorm on 1 April 2009, 16:59 said:


  2. SlyShy on 1 April 2009, 17:14 said:

    Single tears cast like manna from the heavens.

  3. swenson on 1 April 2009, 17:28 said:

    Mmmm, the sorrow of broken hearts… delicious…

    Now we know what vampires really are after… your tears! See, Edward isn’t a mean blood-sucker after all!

  4. Juniper on 1 April 2009, 17:30 said:

    The funny part is that he’ll have to puke it up later, just like the pizza.

    …oh, I seem to have forgotten myself. That is, er, romantic. My dream.

  5. Ari on 1 April 2009, 18:26 said:

    Perhaps Bella’s tears slid all the way down to his woohoo and gave that dead sperm a dash of Sue Life ©. :P There’s your reason.

  6. Puppet on 1 April 2009, 19:29 said:

    Lol, it looks like Edward is rolling his eyes and whistling in the first panel. (sigh) that is so romantic, though to tell the truth I’d rather have a Companion Cube

  7. Snow White Queen on 1 April 2009, 19:49 said:

    Haha, I love it!

    Thanks Kitty.

  8. OverlordDan on 1 April 2009, 20:40 said:

    Hey! Its unreasonable to judge anyone by the standards of the weighted companion cube! It was always there for you (until you had it euthinized)! Well, at least cake will never leave me…

    I love these pictures so much. So cute, and so deliciously off-puting _

  9. Rand on 1 April 2009, 22:23 said:

    Sigh I envy Bella so much. Sometimes I want to just kill her but I can’t- she makes Edward happy. (that’s partially quoted from one of my Twi-friends)

  10. Spanman on 1 April 2009, 23:20 said:


    How quaint. single tear

  11. Ty on 2 April 2009, 00:22 said:

    If only Edward were crying, too. Because Edward’s eyes leak diamond drops. Someday I will find him, and I will put onions under his nose, and I will be rich! Forever rich! BUAHAHAHAHA

  12. Delzra on 2 April 2009, 01:41 said:

    @ Rand

    That reminds me of an article I just stumbled on
    Kristen Stewart Thinks Twilight Fans Hate Her

  13. Gildor on 2 April 2009, 11:59 said:

    Aah, but Edward had a very good reason to do this.

    Bella’s a Phoenix, so her tears have healing powers.

  14. Spanman on 2 April 2009, 12:24 said:

    I would be scared too, if I were her.

  15. Rand on 2 April 2009, 19:52 said:

    Kristen says: “Girls are scary. Large groups of girls scare the crap out of me. They covet Rob. I think half of them are so jealous that they hate me.”

    And the other half hate you because you can’t act.

  16. Snow White Queen on 2 April 2009, 20:50 said:

    Well, I suppose it’s fair to say that it can’t be entirely her fault. How can you act someone with no personality?

    Of course, I haven’t seen the movie, but still…

  17. Sing on 3 April 2009, 09:39 said:


    What a luverly adonis-like tongue <3

    So, I was thinking how when I eat ice cream, my teeth get cold and sometimes hurt. Then I saw this, and I continued thinking, so what if they were french kissing.

    …would the cold exuding from his tongue hurt her teeth?

    S&M anyone?

  18. Puppet on 3 April 2009, 14:33 said:

    Lol, Kitty, this wins, now I wish somebody would do the Edward sparkle sceane.

  19. Juniper on 7 April 2009, 14:11 said:

    I don’t know much about Kristen Stewart. I’ve only seen her in one or two movies but I think that the hatred directed toward her is mostly off-base.

    She has been caught doing drugs. Yes, this is bad, but so are most other actors/stars/singers that most teens idolize.

    As far as her acting, it’s pretty villainous to rant against the nonperson of Bella and then expect Kristen to do miracles with her lines. Kristen probably isn’t the most talented actress, and I bet that even a talented actress would struggle (and fail) to make Bella a decent character with the little material available.

  20. Snow White Queen on 7 April 2009, 14:28 said:

    @ Juniper:

    Hear, Hear! That’s what I say too (as far as her acting goes).

  21. Diamonte on 7 April 2009, 19:33 said:

    Your argument has a pretty valid point, Juniper, but Robert Pattinson had very little to work with as well. Yet, he was able to make Edward Cullen a person with some flaws and depth, reading lines like “You are my life now,” with a tone that made him sound like an addict [as Edward should be Edward is].

    I like RPatz [or whatever it is the fans are calling him now] for all the wrong reasons. =D He is the only thing that prevented me from throwing up during Twilight the movie.

  22. Snow White Queen on 7 April 2009, 20:07 said:

    So you’re saying Kristen Stewart should have played Bella as a clingy, insane person.

    Ok, that would have been interesting to be sure.

  23. Juniper on 7 April 2009, 20:18 said:

    but Robert Pattinson had very little to work with as well.

    The reason for that is that Edward has more character. The book is all about him and so Meyer put a lot more thought into describing his character and personality traits. Because of the obsessive detail with which he is described there was naturally more material for an actor to work with.

    Bella…she’s supposed to be anybody and is therefore nobody. Poor Stewart had no chance. She was screwed from the start.

    * glares at Meyer *
  24. Steph on 16 May 2009, 10:06 said:

    Not that Edward had that much more personality…

  25. Kloof on 18 April 2010, 16:26 said:

    This just brightened up my day X3