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  1. SlyShy on 21 May 2009, 13:45 said:

    This entirely makes up for having a paper due tomorrow. :D

  2. Luin Kaimelar on 21 May 2009, 13:51 said:

    This is so true it’s painfully funny. xD

  3. Relayer on 21 May 2009, 14:59 said:

    I don’t get it

  4. Apep on 21 May 2009, 15:45 said:

    Wow. Hilariousness once again.

    Also: Brote, Shakespeare, Chaucer, and Faulkner. Basic? Next you’ll be calling Socrates, Plato, and Aristotle morons. And I think we all remember what happened to the last guy who said that.

  5. Puppet on 21 May 2009, 16:55 said:

    Hahahaha, that is so much win.

  6. Jeni on 21 May 2009, 17:10 said:

    Hahahahahaha. It’s funny because it’s not made up.

  7. The Drunk Fox on 21 May 2009, 17:35 said:


    Kitty, you are awesome.

  8. Ari on 21 May 2009, 18:29 said:

    Great, now everytime I see New Moon I’ll be incapable of not imagining Bella going “DDEEEERRR” as she throws herself off the cliff. Seriously, that’s such win.

    Edit: Hey, a preview button!

  9. swenson on 21 May 2009, 19:06 said:

    Wonderful! Wonderful! Wonderful! cheers, applauds, hands out medals to all involved The problem with telling rather than showing is that it trips you up so often…

  10. Peaches on 21 May 2009, 22:49 said:

    This is so brilliant, I can’t stop laughing!

  11. Steph the Phantasmagorical on 22 May 2009, 06:36 said:


    @ Apep: As I told you, it is absolutely, totally, and in all other ways inconceivable that Bella isn’t a genius! Despite what the facts say!

  12. :) on 22 May 2009, 06:55 said:

    Made of Awesome! XD

  13. WiseWillow on 22 May 2009, 09:48 said:

    And for even more pretentiousness- Edward says that she could go to Dartmouth for college, no problem!

    Even the Cullens don’t have enough money to bribe a dumbass in there…

  14. OverlordDan on 22 May 2009, 09:58 said:

    ゙(゚、 。 7
     l、゙ ~ヽ = WIN
     じしf_, )ノ

  15. peppercake on 22 May 2009, 16:45 said:

    Bella reads Chaucer?
    She obviously didn’t read it well enough to be doing stuff like jumping off cliffs

  16. Puppet on 22 May 2009, 17:27 said:

    She probably got her suicide thoughts from watching Romeo and Juliet.

    “Oh noes, Edward is gone, how can I live without him?”

  17. Apep on 22 May 2009, 20:01 said:

    Yeah, and apparently she (like most people) completely missed the point of the story.

  18. Snow White Queen on 22 May 2009, 21:51 said:

    We’re going to start reading it, fun fun. Never liked the general story much (who doesn’t know the ending?)…oh well.

    But Kitty, your genius doesn’t seem to be going anywhere. Keep it up, please!

  19. SMARTALIENQT on 23 May 2009, 22:21 said:

    Thank you!!! You condensed into two panels what I have always said: Bella is a Genius!Sue, like Gabriella from HSM: we are told she is smart, but we don’t see the smartness unless it is used to reaffirm how much smarter she is than everyone else.

  20. EMILY MUST DIE on 26 May 2009, 00:03 said:

    Faulkner IS a moron.

  21. Danielle on 26 May 2009, 15:49 said:

    Hehehehehe….so true.

    Basic rule of Good Fiction Writing: If you say your character is smart, don’t have her jump off a cliff.

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  24. Amelie on 8 June 2009, 14:17 said:

    Faulkner? Basic? Lolwhut??? As I Lay Dying is like… some sort of psychadelic drug trip… except during the Dust Bowl… sort of. I mean, who can really tell?

    So Bella can barely put one foot in front of the other without suffering a balance fail, but yet classifies Faulkner as “basic.” dies

    Oh, and by the way, capital work there, Kitty.

  25. Delzra on 23 June 2009, 05:01 said:

    The Sound and the Fury was another trip and certainly not basic.
    Curse you Bella Swan for being so infuriatingly ridiculous!
    And thank you Kitty for the marvelous work.

  26. jbaker475 on 23 June 2009, 11:55 said:

    Simple, to the point, and f-ing hilarious! Anytime I hear someone mention Twilight from now on, all that I’m going to be able to think about is, “DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!”

  27. Robbychu on 23 June 2009, 21:49 said:

    Teehee. Kitty, you kinda need some sorta reward for this. Possibly including riches Bill Gates would envy and all the free candy you want.


    @Amelie: I’m a total spaz, and I am, in truth, smart. Of course, I’m that special subset of genius that has “terminally dumb” as a side effect. Ah, ADHD. How I love/hate you.

  28. Lucy Gray on 20 November 2009, 19:47 said:

    greatness, Kitty.

    The only thing I can say that I’m happy with in Twilight is that they don’t use ‘Hamlet’ as a metaphor. Thank God the Prince of Denmark doesn’t have to be associated with those books like an unfortunate Montague (actually, I never liked Romeo, so this doesn’t bother me) Oh well. Thanks for the laughs Kitty.