Um, so, hi! My name is lookingforme--kinda silly, I know, but it's also my fanfiction penname on fanfiction.com (that was totally NOT a shameless plug for my writing...), and as I am a high school senior, I don't have the brain capacity to remember a ton of usernames and passwords. I actually joined the forums before they were renovated, which was almost a year ago...just call me lazy! I want to be a writer, so the advice here really helps me when I'm blocked, or when I feel like I don't have time to write--besides making me laugh. Really loudly sometimes. I also think that spreading the word is very, VERY important (the word being that Twilight is a misogynistic ball of crap), and I love that I have people who are kind enough to go watch the movies for me, so I don't have to spend the $9 it takes to get into the movie theater, plus the $4.50 for the totally fake, totally wonderful monster popcorn tub.

I should probably mention that I'm RVL's sister...although I'm not sure if that will help my popularity or not...

Oh, and I read this terrible book lately...it's called "Shiver," and I would be more than happy to rant about it...if you post NOW!

I should probably mention that I’m RVL’s sister…although I’m not sure if that will help my popularity or not…

Shhhh, they mustn’t find out!! And anyway, of course that’ll help your popularity! My God woman, have some trust in your wonderful, gorgeous, talented younger sister. ;) THANK YOU FOR FINALLY JOINING. Even though I knew you were, cos, you know, you’re sitting right next to me… I suppose I shall leave you with my usual hello:
And no, no you can’t have the dungeons BECAUSE THEY’RE MINE!
Cheerio!

I’ve mentioned her at least a million times before, Puppet. o.O

How old do you think I am? Someone wasn’t paying attention in the sibling thread. tsk tsk

I do pay attention, I have a habit of remembering things that aren’t supposed to be remembered. And you never did tell us how old you were…

Welcome, lookingforme! I approve of your username. Make yourself at home. The North Tower is mine, and thus offlimits. Feel free to build your own tower/battlement/etc. Dungeons are, as RVL said, taken.

Are we still doing this? II Flying Castle hasn’t been active for months… In the case that it is I have underneath the floorboards, in the walls and up in the ceiling.

Oh, and I claim the library in said castle!

I will have one built just for me, by my millions of love slaves!

Ugh, you romantic and your imaginary Russian insert nationality here boyfriends…

Well, it only seems fair that while we're still in planning mode for the castle, everyone should have a say--though, to tell the truth, I wouldn't mind sharing a library. But it would have to contain Austen and Tolkien.

She wants those for her birthday.

For future reference, lookingforme, here is the thread about our castle Insane Asylum. Have fun :)

Back off, lookingforme! North Tower is mine. I don’t remember who/what owns the other towers… there’s the South Tower, the East Tower, the West Tower, and a few others.

Forget it--real estate is in dire straits, but I'm sure that there's someone out there who can give me a better deal...

You completely misunderstood my post. I’m not charging you anything to stay, you’re wasting away your life staying here, because you won’t be leaving. Ever.

Oh, that makes more sense, Puppet.

Looking, we already have a South Tower, it’s just unoccupied. Feel free to move in :D

Anyways, let’s not derail lookingforme’s intro thread.

Is listening

Yes, Puppet, no derailing. But just FYI, the vampire badger wasn’t meant to scare you, looking. You’re more than welcome here :)

I’d like to hear your rant about the book. One of my friends was reading it. I was mocking the book because it sounded so unoriginal, although I haven’t read it yet. And she usually has good taste in books.

@ Wise Willow: I am truly sorry, though RVL will rub it in your face more than me, promise!

@ Diamonte: I ranted about it already, but here it is again:

So, I said I was going to rant about this book, so here it goes: I actually got it as a Christmas present from my Taylor Lautner-obsessed friend. I read the flap thingie and smelled disaster in the making. You see, I had had a similar story idea, but it soon became a way of putting myself to sleep, because it was sooooo crappy and cheesy, it didn't deserve to see the light of paper. If you read my fanfics (SHAMELESS PLUG HERE, and please do review!), you will see that I'm not the most practical of people, and I like my purple prose as much as the next person, but even I had the common sense to let the plot die it's death. Apparently, Maggie Steifvater has less sense than I do.

So, here's the plot--a girl named Grace is obsessed with the wolves in her back yard, even though they attacked her several years ago. She is concerned when one of her classmates, Jack, is supposedly killed by these wolves, and she tries to protect them. There is a shooting party, and one of the wolves, after being shot, drags himself to her door step, and somehow morphs into a sexy John Lennon-type with yellow eyes.

This does not sound familiar at all, does it?

Anyways, she is horrified, cleans up his blood, takes him to the hospital, where the orderly hits on her. In fact, almost every boy in the story so far has hit on her.

Again, this does not sound familiar at all.

So, she takes Lennon (Sam is his name) back to her house, and they have sooo much chemistry that they kiss like almost immediately. This annoyed me intensely--ok, so they had an intense relationship. AS WOLF AND GIRL!!! They don't even know each other, and yet, they start tonsil-hockeying on the couch. Even SMeyer had more development in the Bella/Edward relationship than this little gem.

You know what? I think I will write a fuller review later. Because apparently, a lot of people have posted, and I'm missing all the fun.

So, anyways, I think I might write a fuller review--it's been a long time since I've read anything that terrible. And IT TOTALLY DOES NOT REMIND ME OF TWILIGHT!!!!! My dad and I were talking about it, and he thinks the Twilight craze, along with the SMeyer wanna-bes will die out soon. I didn't have the heart to tell him that I've been waiting for it to die out for nearly FOUR FRIGGING YEARS!!!

Thank you! Does the book not sound terrible?

NOOOOO!!! And that's ironic, considering that I'm RVL's OLDER sister. So I guess I deserve it.

Hehe, I've never been the youngest...well actually, freshman year, I was the youngest in the school's Wind Ensemble--but that was cool because everyone was really impressed that I'd made it in!

Guys, being the youngest (ish) is totally awesome.

And you being RVL’s sister is blowing my mind. Don’t you know that siblings on the same forums causes the internet to implode? It already happened with Puppet and Sly, and a true disaster was only averted when Sly became much less active.

Anyway! Welcome, you. I am one of the few who does not think that living in the II Flying Castle is worth three eighths of my Life ^TM so I’m usually hanging about somewhere around in a cottage making cookies and such. If you need an adoptive grandmother, HERE I AM.

Welcome! And since you appear to already have made yourself at home, please offer me a cookie, or some lemonade, because I don’t have a tower or dungeon or any such thing yet.

But, as a housewarming gift, here is a Get Out of Jail Free card, just in case your sister happens to accidentally lock you in. :)

Not as good as being the middlest.

Also, wilkommen to le Chateau d’Impish people, RVL’s Older Sister.

Well. I’m not really the youngest or the middlest. Er. What do you call it when you’re the sixth of seven?

I’m youngest :)

No you’re not the youngest, I am.

Hi, I’m liking you already. ^^

No you’re not the youngest, I am.

We’re talking about age in family, not age on II.

I’ve decided that my family rank may be referred to as Sixthest.

@ Puppet: I AM the youngest in my family as well!!! ><

What did you hear about us?

In fact, it’s totally awesome.

@ lookingforme – Yes. _{I wish.}

I love both Lady Windmere’s Fan and The Importance of Being Earnest, although I don’t know which one I’d say is the better. I’d need to reread The Importance of Being Earnest to judge. And yes. hands cookie

Well, after reading more posts, I look forward to your contributions.

Welcome. I’m extremely late.

Hello, lookingforme! Nice to know that we’re roping member’s family to join as well.

This is all part of the plan.

YES!

Allow me to recommend: Neverwhere, Good Omens, The Bell Jar, and Fight Club. :D

I thought it was an iffy idea from the beginning. And I quote:

Don’t you know that siblings on the same forums causes the internet to implode?

RVL’s sister huh..

Everyone’s recruiting now. First Willow’s roommate, now RVL’s sister.

siblings on the same forums causes the internet to implode?

What about Sly and Puppet? The Internet has yet to implode.

But that black hole is so useful! I’ve been using it for time travel.

So that’s what happened to Willow…

Welcome to II (again)! I’m ZeeZee.

How do you know she’s one of the Borg? She could easily be a Cyberman.

...no, of course not. It’d be really inconvenient if any idiot could switch them off, now wouldn’t it?

And I’m not a borg, per se, it’s just that after my trip to Tudor England, the damn black hole stole my left hand. I replaced it as best I could.

Um, no, because the black hole took it. I’m hoping that I’ll eventually find it in there someday, in which case I’ll hop right back in, time travel to the future, get it reattached, and come back.

Sly and Puppet can’t come in contact with one another here, because it counts as the same object being in the same place at the same time, which we all know is against the rules in Time Cop.

Sounds like FMA: Conqueror of Shamballa.

You’re a lot more hyper than RVL...

YES, YES SHE IS. And a lot less mature too, but that’s a good thing; if she wasn’t, I’d probably never smile. ;)

Aw, a Faramir+Eowyn fanfic! The first real story I ever actually wrote (never got finished, actually) was an LotR fanfic about Faramir, Eowyn’s daughter and Aragorn and Arwen’s son. It was extremely bad and unfaithful to canon, but still, I like to think that I’ve come a long way.

Nope, no more fanfic for me. I might stage a return, now that I know enough about writing not to totally rape the series I’m fanfic-ing…I had an idea about a Twilight one (which would really be more of a hate-fic) described on the Twilight thread, but I’m really trying to get some work done with my original stuff, considering I have so little time to write as it is, and I end up wasting most of it on the internet. XP