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I was going to make a counter-list disagreeing with most of that one, but it became too long.
Not breathing is uncomfortable
NO WAY, REALLY NAO?!
Some of these are cliches (the future is not set in stone, etc), but some of these are pure nonsense:
Hearing voices in your head doesn’t necessarily mean you’re crazy.
My psychologist would beg to differ. I mean, she would, if I had one.
Forget the fangs – real vampires sparkle!
Congrats, you just figured out how to kill Dracula!
“Vegetarian” has many meanings
No, it really doesn’t.
24. Stupid lambs and masochistic lions make quite a pair.
Especially for dinner. Imagine, the tender flesh…mmm.
25. Romeo was an idiot.
Thank you, something sensible.
26. Twilight is the saddest and safest time of day.
Which is why everyone is out in hordes on city streets at twilight, particularly the areas with gangs.
headdesk
I think I just lost a few brain cells.
27. Extreme sports should not be attempted alone.
Especially cliff-jumping.
18. There are exceptions to every rule.
Really? Every rule? That implies that there are no exceptions to this rule, which makes the statement false. Epic logic fail.
22. Cold hands = Warm heart.
I don’t know what to say here.
28. Life is worth very little without someone to share it with.
Ohh, the generalisation hurts. It is like most of this list, painful.
That list was cliched, trite, painful, and yet, angering.
24. Stupid lambs and masochistic lions make quite a pair.
No, no they don’t.
These people scare me and I’m going to have nightmares. Stephen King’s got nothing on this, whatever he says about Meyer.
These people need help.
I’m so going to regret posting when I’m clearly sleep-deprived. I don’t even know if I meant that. I might’ve.
Don’t worry, we’re with you.
Well I am, in any case.
24. Stupid lambs and masochistic lions make quite a pair.
It might work, depending on the what kind of relationship you are exactly after
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