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It will just be a reskin of Second Life it seems.. ‘nonlinear’ isn’t a term you just throw around in an MMO, all of them are non-linear.

At least I stopped seeing those dreadful Forks advertisements.

EPIC FACEPALM

WHY????

Yeah, wtf.

Where is the Harry Potter MMO? The series has so much depth and locations and… just so much one could go into! A game set during the first war against Voldemort would be epic. Imagine trawling 1970s UK, having wizard duels in public, then wiping the memories of anyone who seeees… And there’s loads of branches to the magic that just opens loads of opportunities for the class builds, and wouldn’t it be awesome to be in a Quidditch team and just imagine, it’s be an amazing way for Rowling to explore that section of HP backstory.

I mean, really, outside of a couple srs bizniz roleplaying LJs and a few text based sites, where is our HP MMO?

...back on topic though, the time travelling journal sounds an interesting concept, but otherwise, meh. I mean, what racial attributes do the three races get? What classes would they have? Humans are absolutely pansy, werewolves are pansy except for once a month (unless there’s some speshul bullshit with meyer’s werewolves) and vampires are overpowered godmoding fuckers with no weaknesses. What would the plot be? What sort of quests would you have? Why would you want to? Seriously, could a game get more pointless?

Ugh... I bet desperate guys will act like Edward and girls will fall for it.

What? The female demographic is something like 7 – 45. The older you are the more pathetic it is.

What? No, just look at those pics of hordes of women in every stage of their menstrual cycles, there’s your proof.

This calls for jihad.

That sounds fun… [the impishidea clan, not the game itself!] I think if it’s free, I’ll join. As long as I get to be vampire and kill people. =) And if I can choose a good name from the Buffyverse.

Damn you. Maybe I’ll be Drusilla.

I wish I could say that I fully got that, but I’ve only seen the first three seasons of Buffy. I started watching this summer. I’m only 16, so yeah, a bit too young to watch Buffy when it first aired.

But wait a few months, and I will have watched all of the seasons. =D

Not me. I’m Blade.

Wouldn’t that make you Bella’s & Edward’s child then Dan?

And dammit people, stop making me feel so old!

In that case…^^

I’m River. :P

So, who’s Jayne?

Is that a proposal, Virgil?

Can I be Inara?

That discussion is in the Computer Games thread.

—Is creeped out—

I thought about whether they would go so far as to make a Twilight video game, with all the hype right now…this is creepy.

EDIT: Not a video game, but this is close enough

Dear god.... I seriously hope they wouldn't do that. The only thing that would happen in that game is the birth. Nothing else.

The wedding part is true. But still, that's not much of a game, unless they did let you run around as a wolf.

More info.

I can’t imagine anyone pulling a video game off Twilight. What can you even do in that game? It’s not as if you can derive an interesting action sequence or a puzzle to be solved out of 300 pages of Bella drooling over the statue-ness of Edward.

Or it could be a romance game. One of these that Japanese are so fond of.

I refuse to elaborate.

It will sell well for the same reason the Transformers and HP games sell.

I think atheists can use this quite successfully as the ultimate evidence of the non – existence of God

D:LT?

Ah, never read it.

Honeymoon they’d skip over

No, it’d just be a locked level that unlocks with the words Because I Woke Up.

I love Cracked. So much. That article was great.

A Twilight game was something of an inevitability....but an MMO?

How the heck will that even work? What could you possibly do in an MMO like that? Hotkeys for twelve different types of sulking? Quests to increase your XP and become a Master Whiner? Hunting parties for vampire strip clubs? Duels for staring down the Statue of David?

I’m wondering why anybody would choose to be a human. They pretty much… suck…

Bella83, Bela4, Bell41, xBellax, xXBellaXx, IIBellaII, Bellla8, Belaa, ad infinitum.

^^Absolutely. Would someone actually type stuff like that?

O.o

I repeat:

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe. -Albert Einstein

Considering the above quote (and escaping the holocaust) he probably wouldn’t have been surprised.

I agree with the Einstein quote (fake or not).

But you just got it from somewhere else.

“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe.”

Unknown

Fixed.

I typed that before you updated again. It was after Dan’s last response.

No, that makes no sense at all. Stupidity can’t “aspire” to “depths”. It isn’t even grammatically correct; you have “human stupidity” as the subject, “aspire” as the verb, and “depths” as the indirect object. “Aspire” is an intransitive verb, and your usage is contrary to the word’s definition. It’s basic grammar, and you have murdered it.

OK, maybe it isn’t basic grammar. It was still murdered, though. I saw the stab wounds myself.

Prescriptive Grammarians ftw.