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Conglaturation!!
“CONGLATURATION !! YOU HAVE PLAYED A GREAT GAME ! AND PROOVED THE JUSTICE OF OUR CULTURE ! NOW GO AND REST OUR HEROES !!”
And I quote: “No! Don’t open that door!”
“CONGLATURATION !! YOU HAVE PLAYED A GREAT GAME ! AND PROOVED THE JUSTICE OF OUR CULTURE ! NOW GO AND REST OUR HEROES !!”
Anyone ever see the AVGN’s dissection of that?
@RandomX2
But of course. A looooong time ago.
The younger sister of a friend: “He’s just using me to get what he wants!”
Ah, that needs some clarifying. ;) She’s 8 years old, and she was talking about her brother and getting donuts. There’s a donut shop near where she lives, so one time she and her mother went in the shop. Unfortunately, they didn’t have her favorite kind, so the owner made one specially for her. So her brother was like “Hey, I should take you with me the next time I want donuts!” And then came the infamous “using me” line. It was pretty funny.
“You know how the Constitution says all men are created equal? Well, I say that the Constitution can go dig a hole, and I’ll become President of the World!” -meaningless and more or less ridiculous quote from a member of my own family. D:
And I quote:“You’re not a eunuch, are you?”
And I quote: “One kiss was quite enough, thanks”
Anyone else notice, everyone she kisses dies?
And I quote, “Whoever wrote this episode should die!”
And I quote: Respect my authoriteh!
And I quote: “Ugh! This juice tastes like ass. Here, try it.” “No thanks, I’m trying to stay off the ass juice for now.”
And I quote: “Mr. Speaker, we are for the big.”-Obi Wan
And I quote: “He big in nothing. Important in good elephant.”-Palpatine
And I quote: “Space general, you and not equal to I think severe.”-Anakin
And I quote: “Smelly boy.”-Grevious
And I quote: “I hate sand. It’s so… sandy. But you, you are not sandy! And that is why I love you!”
And I quote: “What I love is you!”-Obi Wan to Anakin.
“Go for hyperspace?”
“GO FOR IT!”
Cut the chatter.
And I quote: “What’s the matter, Colonel Sanders? Chicken?”
And I quote: ‘We are now making the jump into Ludicrous Speed!’
And I quote: “Whoa… they hit plaid!”
And I quote: ‘Oh, shit. There goes the planet.’
And I quote: “Oh no! Two women love me! My wallet’s too small for my fifties, and my diamond shoes are too tight!”
-Chandeler Bing
And I quote: “I am your father’s brother’s nephew’s cousin’s former roommate.”
And I quote: ‘No, sir, I didn’t see you playing with your dolls!’
And I quote: “Let’s get out of here before one of those things kills Guy!”
“Mike Nelson, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.”
And I quote: “Where is the liiiiiid?”
And I quote:
“ DO NOT WANT”
And I quote: “You forgot what it means to be a Dragon Rider!”
And I quote: “Brom had not been gentle with his stick.”
Oh no…
And I quote: “Brom had not been gentle with his stick.”
Lol.
Okay, let me amend that.
And I quote, “When they finished, Eragon flopped on his blankets and groaned. He hurt everywhere—Brom had not been gentle with his stick.”
Better, no?
Thank god for acceptable context.
Edit: Wait WHAT? That made it MUCH worse!
Better, no?
All of the innuendo is gone!
“Crap-lousy ceiling! I thought I told you to get some man-animals in here to fix it!”
All of the innuendo is gone!
You sure?
offers brain bleach
My sarcasm did not help me here.
takes the brain bleach There’s still this. Thanks.
Poor Eragon. He and Lady GaGa would not make a good pair.
However, this is the same woman who said…something rather X-rated and really revolting which I cannot repeat unless you want me to whisper it or something.
Yeah, I don’t think he and Gaga would mix.
Actually, I think that would make for an amusing crack fic.
And yes. Lady GaGa is a
To say the least.
Heh heh, Did you invent that?
Oh. It’s still amusing, though.
I wish I invented such an awesome term. Unfortunately, however, I did not.
My sarcasm did not help me here.
XD
And I quote: “Insanity is much like gravity. All it needs is a little push.”
And I quote: Build a man a fire, he’s warm for a night. Light a man on fire, he’s warm for the rest of his life.
And I quote: “Oh my God, are you really that lonely?”
And I quote: “Insanity is much like gravity. All it needs is a little push.”
The correct quote is
“You see, madness, as you know, is like gravity. All it takes is a little push.”
Also, there is a 0.8 second pause between little and push.
Joker Fanatic Alert
And I quote: This is what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object.
@ Hmyd: I’ve heard that somewhere. WHERE have I heard that? It’s gonna bug me.
I’ve heard that somewhere. WHERE have I heard that? It’s gonna bug me.
YES, I love Scrubs!
I suspected it was a Coxian saying. XD
And I quote: “Are they going to crash? Yes, they’re going to crash, but Harry loves death. He says, ‘Bring it on.’ He is like a demon, long dead, with nothing left to lose!”
No, it was actually Jordan in the first season. XD She is made of win.
Time for _why quotes!
when you don’t create things, you become defined by your tastes rather than ability. your tastes only narrow & exclude people. so create.
trying to reading dhh’s articles on himself, but his website is so drenched in axe body spray that it has more of a tear gas effect.
you seem to think i’m random, but i’m only psuedorandom. you would be exactly this way, were you seeded at the very same time and place.
a girl’s measurements should be: pupil size in picas, warmth of breath in kelvin and diary page count. now, add it up and tell ((no one)).
i realize now that sneaking into an elderly woman’s house to try on her trifocals is wrong on so many levels. especially the middle one.
what makes me such a lousy programmer is that i can excuse anything by saying this isn’t so bad— i myself am a much bigger hack than this.
i try to tan my bottom so if people tell me to cram somethinsomethin where the sun don’t shine i can say “oh ho but it does shine! it does!”
cannibal children are lucky because their breakfast isn’t just a bacon smile with two egg eyes. it’s a real face.
ok no more dhh bashing! it’s distracting from his announcement that you’re unfit to hack if you chew gushers or ANY fuckin soft center gum.
And I Quote: “You will never believe me. You will laugh at me. And then you will be eaten by dogs.” – Warren Ellis
And I quote: “Oh, Mr. Sheffield!”
Nasally voiced woman. You wouldn’t forget a voice like hers.
And I quote: “Rule 12: A soft answer turneth away wrath. Once wrath is looking the other way, shoot it in the head.”
And I quote: “Rule 34: If it exists, there IS porn of it.”
Pfft, stupid rule. Those rules have nothing to do with the rules of high effective pirates.
And I quote: “Rule 42: Nothing is sacred.” (According to Encyclopedia Dramatica.)
And I quote: “This is it, Jeanne d’Arc! We can defeat Henry VI now, and save France from his demon armies!”
And I quote: :I woke up (on that June 2nd) from a very vivid dream. In my dream, two people were having an intense conversation in a meadow in the woods. One of these people was just your average girl. The other person was fantastically beautiful, sparkly, and a vampire. They were discussing the difficulties inherent in the facts that A) they were falling in love with each other while B) the vampire was particularly attracted to the scent of her blood, and was having a difficult time restraining himself from killing her immediately. For what is essentially a transcript of my dream, please see Chapter 13 (“Confessions”) of the book.”
Ah, Smeyer.
And I quote: “So, you are saying that you are not in fact the Happy Hearts Holiday Club from Bolton, but are instead a group of spacemen in fear of an attack from some other spacemen?”
As Puppet hasn’t quoted Cave Story yet, I’ll do it for him:
“This item is a tribute to your determination. Glory to all zealous challengers!”
“If people knew who the angels are they’d be nice whenever they were watching and do the same evil garbage as soon as their backs were turned. Knowing who they are defeats the purpose.”
A bunch of fun Quotes
More Pirates
And I quote: “Our relationship is based on vomit.”
And I quote: everything comes down to poo!
And I quote:
I have of late—but wherefore I know not—lost all my mirth, forgone all custom of exercises; and indeed it goes so heavily with my disposition that this goodly frame, the earth, seems to me a sterile promontory, this most excellent canopy, the air, look you, this brave o’erhanging firmament, this majestical roof fretted with golden fire, why, it appears no other thing to me than a foul and pestilent congregation of vapours. What a piece of work is a man! how noble in reason! how infinite in faculty! in form and moving how express and admirable! in action how like an angel! in apprehension how like a god! the beauty of the world! the paragon of animals! And yet, to me, what is this quintessence of dust? man delights not me: no, nor woman neither— Hamlet/Withnail
And I quote: “I don’t care if he’s been rogering the Duke of York with a prizewinning leek, HE SHOT MY PIGEON!”—General Melchett
George: Eww, this juice tastes like ass. Here try it.
Mason: No thanks, I’m trying to stay off the ass juice for now, thank you.
And I quote: “It’s ok. You can laugh. It’s funny.”
—Azula
And I quote, “I clutched my grilled cheese sandwich like it was the hand of my best friend.”
The next line is “It pretty much was my best friend those days.”
Who said these lol-inducing quotes?
If your grilled cheese sandwich is your best friend…I don’t even know what to say.
come on you guys its in her book. i rly rly, lykedd it n it was awesum!11!!! MILEY RULES!!!
...It scares me. It honestly scares me.
I was just wondering why hymd suddenly became mileyfan…
It was purely for the sake of a poor joke.
And I quote Linkara: “I am a man!”
After almost getting stabbed by a fork for trying to take hashbrowns from someone’s plate…
Mason: I’ve never seen such violence over such small potatoes.
Rube: Well that was almost clever.
Mason: What was almost clever?
Rube: That thing about the hashbrowns being small potatoes.
Mason: I don’t get it… because hashbrowns really are small potatoes.
Rube: Never mind.
And I quote:
Penny: It’s like what Captain Hammer is always saying.
Billy: Right. How are things with cheesy on the outside?
Penny: Good. I’ll be interested to know what you think of him. He said he might stop by.
Billy: Stop by here?
Penny: Yeah.
Billy: Oh, goodness, look at my wrist. I gotta go.
Penny: But what about your clothes?
Billy: I don’t love these. See ya!
“You are out of your skull-bone if you think I’m going to write… SHOT BY MAN-ANIMAL asthecauseofdeathunlessIseeit!”
“I was not groomed since birth... to have some CUSHY JOB.”
“While you were still learning to SPELL YOUR NAME... I was being trained... TOCONQUERGALAXIES!”
“Crap-lousy ceiling! I thought I told you to get some man-animals in here to fix it!”
Man, none of those begin to do justice to Terl’s hamminess.
“Not everything can be expressed in terms of Pokemon!” “Meowth, that’s right!”
“Billy? You’re driving a spork into your leg.”
^^ This goes on an II T-shirt. I mean it!
I’m sure it’s on plenty of Dr. Horrible t-shirts, too. :P
But it would work so well – on one side, we have something that reminds us of a detested work, and on the back, a reference to what some of us do.
And I quote: I wanna get a friend. I’m not gonna eat my friend.
And I quote: There are two types of people in this world: people who swerve to avoid an animal in the road and people to hit one.
Or something to that effect.
And I quote: There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don’t.
And I quote: “The eye sees only what the mind is prepared to comprehend.”