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Twilight: Best part of BREAKING DAWN

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      CommentAuthorBlackwolf
    • CommentTimeJun 27th 2009 edited
     
    I don’t know about you but for me, one of the redeeming features of Breaking Dawn were the blonde jokes that Jacob kept dissing Rosalie with...but maybe its because I haven’t heard most of them before...
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      CommentAuthorswenson
    • CommentTimeJun 27th 2009
     

    Also because Rosalie deserved it.

    • CommentAuthorHazel
    • CommentTimeJun 27th 2009
     

    And blonde jokes are amazing in general.

    What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?
    Pull the pin and throw it back.

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      CommentAuthorBlackwolf
    • CommentTimeJun 27th 2009
     
    @swenson: i kinda like rosalie actually but then, i adore bitchiness in general...hehehe

    @Hazel: quality! lol
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    Best part: when Bella almost died giving birth. I was smiling sadistically the whole time. ;)

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    I stayed far, far away from Breaking Dawn once I learned what happens.

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    I collect blonde jokes.

    In other news, the best part (I thought) besides the entire Jacob section everything in the Jacob section up to imprinting was when we met Garrett and Kate. Those two are officially my favorite couple.

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    Meh, I forgot all their names, and I don’t feel like looking them up… I hated the bit towards the end when they were all saying good bye and NOTHING HAPPENED.

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    Meh, I forgot all their names, and I don’t feel like looking them up…

    Garrett is a nomad who changed during the American Revolution. He gave a big, corny speech in the end. He fell in love with Kate, one of the Alaska vegetarians, after she zapped him with her taser powers.

    Oh, yeah.

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    Ah. I see. Meh, I don’t think I liked him, but I didn’t really like any of them! :D

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      CommentAuthorPuppet
    • CommentTimeJun 28th 2009
     

    The best part (IMO) is when Alice and Jasper leave. :P

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    But then Bella is all clueless and angsty!

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      CommentAuthorSpanman
    • CommentTimeJun 28th 2009
     

    Edward’s line about allowing Bella to have puppies is so hilarious.

    Every time.

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    Oh God, I remember reading that and almost falling out of chair for laughter… ;)

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    Wait, what’s the line? I never read the book!

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    Hmm… Let me see if I can hunt it down…

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    I don’t care about anything but keeping her alive. If it’s a child she wants, she can have it. She can have half a dozen babies. Anything she wants. She can have puppies, if that’s what it takes.
    Edward Cullen, Breaking Dawn, Chapter 9, p.180

    It’s funny because he’s saying this to Jacob… Implying— well, you can tell. ;P

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    I couldn’t think about what he was suggesting. It was too much. Impossible. Wrong. Sick. Borrowing Bella for the weekends and then returning her Monday morning like a rental movie? SO messed up. So tempting.
    Jacob Black, Breaking Dawn, Chapter 9, p.181

    This is Jacob’s response. PERV!

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      CommentAuthorSpanman
    • CommentTimeJun 28th 2009
     

    XDDDD

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      CommentAuthorSMARTALIENQT
    • CommentTimeJun 28th 2009 edited
     

    I kind of hate how Edward is in that scene. He’s thinking that Bella wants kids to have kids, like all women have this weird desire to have children, no matter whose they are. It’s like Bella exists to give love to things, instead of, you know, having a meaningful relationship with Edward cemented by children. So the fact that he thinks that giving her puppies or whatever will make it better is… is… I’m trying to think of a word here…

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      CommentAuthorSpanman
    • CommentTimeJun 28th 2009
     

    Ludicrous? Insulting?

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    Thank you, Spanman. Exactly!

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      CommentAuthorSpanman
    • CommentTimeJun 28th 2009 edited
     

    Hooray!

    I also particularly liked the part containing this quote: She looks like… Well, she looks like a freaking supermodel, that’s what she looks like. Rocking body, pale as a sheet, dark brown hair almost to her waist, needs a good night’s sleep – any of this sound familiar?

    So bad it’s funny.

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      CommentAuthorSMARTALIENQT
    • CommentTimeJun 28th 2009 edited
     

    I was just about to make that my next rant topic. Thanks!

    Definition of all vampires: beautiful and pale!

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      CommentAuthorSpanman
    • CommentTimeJun 28th 2009 edited
     

    Why am I covered in feathers?

    And Emmett being squicky:

    So it’s still standing? I would’ve thought you two had knocked it to rubble by now. What were you doing last night? Discussing the national debt?

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    I felt like taking S. Meyer by the neck and yelling: “YOU DO KNOW THAT NEWLY MARRIED PEOPLE DO MORE THAN SHAG ALL DAY, RIGHT?!”

    Yeah. I was mad.

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      CommentAuthorSpanman
    • CommentTimeJun 28th 2009 edited
     

    Not if they’re vampires and they can have everlasting sex.

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      CommentAuthorElanor
    • CommentTimeJun 28th 2009
     

    Because, really, what else is there to life but sex?

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      CommentAuthorSpanman
    • CommentTimeJun 28th 2009
     

    Nothing. Except Edward’s smouldering eyes.

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      CommentAuthorElanor
    • CommentTimeJun 28th 2009
     

    Which are pretty much sex anyway. Mmm.

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    And his skin, like marble. And granite. And generally statue-like, usually a statue of Adonis or an angel.

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      CommentAuthorCorsair
    • CommentTimeJun 29th 2009
     
    To be fair, they ARE horny teenagers.
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    The best part of Breaking Dawn was that Edward and Bella finally got married!!!!! SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

    • CommentAuthorAri
    • CommentTimeJun 29th 2009
     
    Please tell me you're not serious. D:
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      CommentAuthorCorsair
    • CommentTimeJun 29th 2009
     
    Don't people usually bite pillows when they're having sex when they're the ones being penetrated, you know, to muffle...whatever? So...was Bella using a strapon?
    • CommentAuthorAri
    • CommentTimeJun 29th 2009
     
    I have no idea, being only sixteen and having a rather sheltered life.
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    Ditto. Although, yes, Corsair, I did think it was a little odd before I managed to think of something else.

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      CommentAuthorCorsair
    • CommentTimeJun 29th 2009
     
    Well, the other interpretation is that Edward bit a pillow to stop himself from biting her, but I like my interpretation better.
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    Don’t people usually bite pillows when they’re having sex when they’re the ones being penetrated, you know, to muffle…whatever? So…was Bella using a strapon?

    Ah, now I understand why people keep bringing up the pillow thing. It all makes sense now!

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      CommentAuthorMoldorm
    • CommentTimeJun 29th 2009
     

    So that is a common interpretation. I thought it was just me having a dirty mind.

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    Moldorm, no, it’s not just you… ;P

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      CommentAuthorCorsair
    • CommentTimeJun 29th 2009
     
    So...Edward likes it in the butt.

    What what?
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    Suddenly, all those EdwardxJacob fanfics make much more sense…

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      CommentAuthorCorsair
    • CommentTimeJun 29th 2009
     
    Although I wonder how you spread Edward's asscheeks, since they're made of marble or whatever.
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      CommentAuthorBlackwolf
    • CommentTimeJun 29th 2009
     
    lol...good point. and wouldn't it be 'cold' inside? just sayin...
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      CommentAuthorSpanman
    • CommentTimeJun 29th 2009
     

    SHUSH SHUSH QUIET

    ...besides, what about the chunks he tore out of the bedframe?

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      CommentAuthorCorsair
    • CommentTimeJun 29th 2009
     
    Maybe she was boning him REALLY hard.
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      CommentAuthorBlackwolf
    • CommentTimeJun 29th 2009 edited
     
    but wait a sec! if his body is already as hard as marble, an erect penis...OUCHIE BELLA!
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      CommentAuthorCorsair
    • CommentTimeJun 29th 2009
     
    More than that, since they're frozen in time, all Vampires must have a permanent erection. That's got to be a bit uncomfortable.

    If you have an erection lasting more than four hundred years, see your doctor right away...
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    throws up

    Sorry about the carpet.

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      CommentAuthorBlackwolf
    • CommentTimeJun 29th 2009
     
    we forgive you steph but that really paints a picture: his bulbous, glistening, pale, sparkling, shining, sparkling,throbbing, sparkiling and yeh, sum more sparkle and even confetti and glitter(ing) erection.
    *throws up too*

    I'm not even sorry...
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      CommentAuthorMoldorm
    • CommentTimeJun 29th 2009
     

    ...pass the brain bleach, please.

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    @Blackwolf: I hate you. Bulbous. BULBOUS! HOW COULD YOU?

    Dies!

    My ghost will throw up on you next if you persist.

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      CommentAuthorCorsair
    • CommentTimeJun 29th 2009
     
    Look, it's better than the alternative, where every time he pops a hardon he sheds all the flesh on his dick.
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    Like a snake. EWWW

    throws up all over Corsair

    Sorry. Were those new shoes? Good.

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      CommentAuthorBlackwolf
    • CommentTimeJun 29th 2009
     
    @steph: c'mon steph, get a grip...its nt that bad...it sparkles after all...
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      CommentAuthorCorsair
    • CommentTimeJun 29th 2009
     
    No worries. I'm thinking about getting some baby skin shoes anyway.
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      CommentAuthorMoldorm
    • CommentTimeJun 29th 2009
     

    How about shedded Edward skin?

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      CommentAuthorCorsair
    • CommentTimeJun 29th 2009
     
    Are you kidding? That's like wearing shoes made of glass.
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    I don’t know why I bother coming back to this… this…
    throws up

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      CommentAuthorBlackwolf
    • CommentTimeJun 29th 2009
     
    @Steph: Mebbe cos u want a bit of the sparkle...

    *throws silver glitter at you*

    there you go.
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      CommentAuthorCorsair
    • CommentTimeJun 29th 2009
     
    Glass shards kinda sparkle.
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      CommentAuthorBlackwolf
    • CommentTimeJun 29th 2009
     
    ouch!
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    @BW:

    Oh great. I sparkle. Now all I need is to be hot dead male bloodsucker and I’m Edward Cullen!!!

    WHATHAVEYOUDONETOME???

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      CommentAuthorBlackwolf
    • CommentTimeJun 29th 2009
     
    sorry...let me unsparkle you...

    *meekly pulls out shards of glass*
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      CommentAuthorCorsair
    • CommentTimeJun 29th 2009
     
    Just head over to Bob's Sex Exchange. You can find it downtown, the big sign with the surgical saw on it. You can't miss it.
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    @Corsair: I wish you could see my face right now. throws up

    @Blackwolf: DON“TDRAWBLOOD!!! OR ELSE I’LL ATTACK MYSELF AND TURN INTO A VAMPIRE!!!

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      CommentAuthorBlackwolf
    • CommentTimeJun 29th 2009
     
    @ steph: oh yeh, that brings the question: do vamps bleed? and if they do, will they get attacked by their kinfolk?
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      CommentAuthorCorsair
    • CommentTimeJun 29th 2009
     
    Yes, but Vampiric Vitae is different from regular vitae. However, a Vampire can still be drained by another Vampire, in what is known as Diablerie.
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      CommentAuthorMoldorm
    • CommentTimeJun 29th 2009
     
    *lols at this thread*
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    Ick, you guys are such pervs! ;)

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      CommentAuthorBlackwolf
    • CommentTimeJun 29th 2009
     
    @ Cosair: meh...but it wud be cool tho, if they can feed on each other...i'd def want jasper to be eaten first..he's soo....i dont even know
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    ...completely hot?

    OH NO. NOW IM HITTING ON VAMPIRES!

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      CommentAuthorBlackwolf
    • CommentTimeJun 29th 2009 edited
     
    @steph: are you sure u dont want a lil bit of that sparkle?
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    ....ummm…okayFINE!

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      CommentAuthorBlackwolf
    • CommentTimeJun 29th 2009
     
    *shoves edward (with all his sparkiling items) in your direction*
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    SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEthankEyouEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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    Oh my God. Someone got a bit hyper… ;P

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      CommentAuthorBlackwolf
    • CommentTimeJun 29th 2009
     
    @steph: how are you panning out? can he read ur innermost thoughts or are you bella-ish?
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    @ RVL: Now see if you can find the hidden message I was still sober enough to place in there…

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      CommentAuthorBlackwolf
    • CommentTimeJun 29th 2009
     
    nope...just a squeal...that was what that was, right?
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    double post

    @ Blackwolf:

    No, there is a message in there. Or is there?

    As to how I’m panning out:

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      CommentAuthorBlackwolf
    • CommentTimeJun 29th 2009
     
    *shuts ear with both palms*

    do i need to choke a fan?
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      CommentAuthorCorsair
    • CommentTimeJun 29th 2009
     
    You're welcome, Steph.
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      CommentAuthorMoldorm
    • CommentTimeJun 29th 2009
     
    I found the message. It says, "thank you".
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      CommentAuthorBlackwolf
    • CommentTimeJun 29th 2009
     
    lol..just saw it
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    @ Blackwolf:

    what about the other ear?

    @ Corsair:

    thanks for being so polite.

    @ Moldorm:

    Next up, magic eye puzzles!

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    Same here… ;P

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      CommentAuthorMoldorm
    • CommentTimeJun 29th 2009 edited
     
    Yay! I love magic eye puzzles! I FEEL SO HAPPY!!!

    SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEthankEyouEsoEmuchEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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      CommentAuthorBlackwolf
    • CommentTimeJun 29th 2009
     
    @steph: lol....nice knit-picking.

    ok, *shuts both ears with both palms* or *shuts each ear with a palm* or *put one palm over one ear and applied pressure and then put the other palm over the other ear and also applied pressure*

    *screams*

    DO I NEED TO CHOKE A FAN?

    lol
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    @ Moldorm:

    did you even put a message there?

    EDIT: No, wait. Found it. Do you mind if we stop this method of messaging now? It’s a tad time-consuming.

    @ Blackwolf:

    why do you think I am a fan?

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      CommentAuthorMoldorm
    • CommentTimeJun 29th 2009
     
    ...only a little.
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      CommentAuthorBlackwolf
    • CommentTimeJun 29th 2009
     
    @ steph: bcos of SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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    @ Moldorm:

    See teh editz, mai deer fellow.

    @ Blackwolf:

    I most certainly did NOT say that!

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      CommentAuthorBlackwolf
    • CommentTimeJun 29th 2009
     
    @steph: hmmm..it seems edward has left the building....

    good old steph is back! rejoice you infidels!
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    in George-of-the-Jungle narrator’s voice Just kidding!

    SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEitEwasn’tEthatElongEthisEtime

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      CommentAuthorBlackwolf
    • CommentTimeJun 29th 2009
     
    oh no...

    *slumps into a heap on the ground*
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    Hey, if it makes you feel any better, Murtagh is my second choice!

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      CommentAuthorMoldorm
    • CommentTimeJun 29th 2009
     
    That one was barely hidden at all. Are you getting lazy?
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      CommentAuthorBlackwolf
    • CommentTimeJun 29th 2009
     
    who?

    *looks sheepish*

    havent read the eragon series...Please dont go away!

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