Impish Idea – when you are so into it that everything else, including food and sleep, is on hold because “someone posted something three seconds ago and I have to reply!”

Trolling — when you constantly post stupid questions on Yahoo Answers.

Twilight when…

... you read it (the whole thing or just a scene) more than once.
... it’s all you think about.
... you throw a hyperfit when you see a silver volvo
... you want Bella’s truck so badly, you’d trade a Porche for it.
... you want to be a vampire.
... the covers of the books are your desktop, cellphone background, binder (plastic) cover, etc.
... you start thinking 80 miles/h is slow.
... you stalk the actors and actresses that are in the movie.
... you start to like/watch MTV again (bc of Twilight Tuesday)
... you go crazy when someone asks what its about, but you arent coherent because you’re distracted by the thoughts.
... you start loving the rain and cloudy days.
... you get gold contacts.
... you charge at someone who mentions something negatively to Twilight.
... you start doing chores and cooking dinners to be like Bella.
... you start being clumsy to be like Bella.
... you claim that you smell blood, to be like Bella.
... you make long lists like these. :)

-You call your boyfriend Edward, forgetting that you’re not actually Bella Swan

-Whenever someone is over at your house, and you get cereal, you say, “Watch me hunt”

-You’re constatly talking/thinking about the difference between Edward and Jacob

-Everytime you eat an apple you say, “Remember in Twilight, when…”

-Everything you say is Twilight related

-You ask your parents for a red Chevy truck from sometime in the late fifties to early sixties for your 16th birthday

-Your dream vacation is to go to Forks, Washington.

-You take an instant liking to anyone with the name Alice, Jasper, Edward, Emmett, Carlisle, or Esme. (notice how there’s no Rosalie ;])

-You take an instant DISliking to anyone named Victoria, Laurent James, Aro, Demetri, Jane, Alec, or Marcus.

When you are convinced every insanely good looking guy with pale skin is a vampire…. and you try to jump in front of a car to see if he will save you

you raise your standerds in boys to sparkles in the sun, vampire, and hard as stone.

When everytime you eat a red apple you think of the book

when your standards for guys goes higher.

someone says i own a volvo you turn your head

(Answers courtesy of Yahoo! Answers. )

Ah well… must just be me.

Dude, totally not you. I love Thief, and Metal Age is on my top five favorite games of all time. And you forgot one. When sneaking around you look for your light gem to tell you if you’re in complete darkness.

I usually poke around as best I can, but I’m not neurotic about exploring every nook and cranny, but I would scout out all the possible ways to finish something and potential exits before I actually did it. And I would use the Blackjack whenever possible.

Baldur’s Gate II—When you’ve beat the game 8 times.

Left 4 Dead, when you walk into an airport and the first thing you do (totally unconsciously) is start scanning the room for where the rush will come from, what areas to avoid, where you might be likely to find ammo/weapons/health packs… etc. I has also just completed Ravenholm at the time, so I was VERY jumpy!

DragonFable, when anyone who dares so much as touch the computer on Friday nights is liable to get their hand bitten off. I’m waiting for the update, you fool! Leave me in peace!

Red vs. Blue, when you see a guy with a shotgun and the very first thing in your mind is “Hey look, it’s Sarge’s shotgun!”

EDIT: @first post – I always click files with the middle button to try to open them in a new window. :eyeroll:

HSM – when you know that it is beneath your age and intelligence… and then have a fangirl seizure when you see Ryan and Kelsi in the same room.

Cave Story – When you’re Hell speedrun time is 3,27,6.

You know you’re addicted to Wikipedia when…
...you see an error in a page and try to fix it, only to realize there’s no edit button.
...you never click on red-colored links because you think it means it doesn’t link anywhere yet.
...you try to add an edit summary to forum posts.
...you briefly consider homicide every time someone says Wikipedia isn’t a valid source.
...you’ve spent hours trying to track down a single reference online to cite an insignificant line of an article that you know full well doesn’t even need to be cited.
...you make it your goal in life to beat Cluebot to reverting vandalism. (I did it like twice!)
...you believe capital punishment is justified in the case of repeat vandals.
...your account has over 1000 edits in under six months. (or it just as 1000+ edits period!)
...you’ve changed your monobook.js file to help you edit more efficiently.
...you know what a monobook.js file is.

Empress, I assume you’ve seen the video where a falcon (or hawk) is used to take down a deer?

You know you’re addicted to World of Warcraft when…

• You punctuate your sentences with “FOR THE HORDE!!!”
• You attack humans on sight.
• You attack dark-skinned elves, dwarves, and gnomes on sight.
• Conversely, you attack orcs, trolls, cows, and undead on sight.
• You haven’t seen the sun since before the Burning Crusade.
• You answer to your main toon’s name, but not your legal name.
• Your legal name is your toon’s name.
• You got married online in WoW to a person you’ve never met.
• You look around for people with bright red lights hovering above their heads.
• On a good day, you slaughter hundreds of furry woodland creatures…and wonder why they don’t respawn.
• Or drop loot.
• You wear patches and clothing corresponding to the toon you’re leveling.

• You keep a sample of Corrupted Blood in your basement.

You Know You Have Played Too Much Magic When:
Most of them are just random references to cards, but here are a few gems:
24)…you can no long afford your crack habit.
45)…you think bounced checks are counterspelled. (Which is silly – everyone knows they’re Rescinded.)
107)…your friends tell you to go see a Shrink and you say you already have one in a deck.
138)…the IRS requires you to note the money you made selling your cards as taxable income.
164)…A guy runs a stoplight in front of you, and you scream “HE CAN’T DO THAT! I HAD PRIORITY!”
315)…you begin to learn how to differentiate between the colors of cards based off of the gleam in the opponent’s eyes.
415)…you believe that cards can talk to you…and they do.
427)…your friend says “main deck” and you don’t say, “Why in the hell are you talking about boats?”
446)…you hear on the news about the Ephedra ban, and you check to see which set it was in.
465)…your idea of hitting the clubs is finding the nearest comic shop and hitting on the ugly girls that, while ugly, play magic!
734)…your jokes go something like: “Your momma such a fattie she’s 7/7 and has trample.”
854)…you take a bullet to the arm rather than let it hit your magic deck.
924)…you have a deep-and-meaningful conversation with your girlfriend and can’t help mentioning how many magic cards she’s named while talking with you.

1. You talk in tropes.
2. You talk in potholed tropes.
3. You have 2347583 browser tabs open at any given time.
4. You’re up at 1:30 changing all of the “Nighmare Fuel Unleaded” links to “High Octane Nightmare Fuel” links.
5. Visiting your favorite blog, you wonder why you can’t correct the grammar in other people’s comments.
6. When you watch a movie, read a book, or play a video game, you only notice the tropes.
7. You’re up at 1:30 adding those tropes to the movie, book, or video game’s article.
8. You actually have a TV Tropes account.
9. You link to TV Tropes wherever you can.
10. TV Tropes ruins your life.
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Man....I do at least half of those things....

You know you're obsessed with the Beatles when you start talking in a Liverpool accent, even though you're American.

465)…your idea of hitting the clubs is finding the nearest comic shop and hitting on the ugly girls that, while ugly, play magic!

Please, every gaming/geek girl get’s an automatic +2 attractive modifier for awesomeness.

924)…you have a deep-and-meaningful conversation with your girlfriend and can’t help mentioning how many magic cards she’s named while talking with you.

I had that happen once.
...still don’t know what she was talking about with “Phyrexian Dreadnought”.

@ Nate Winchester – I honestly wish it would work that way, most guys are intimidated by the falcon sitting on my arm:(

Guys who use pick up lines are not worth much to begin with.

Yeah DrA… but if you don’t use pick up lines they call it rape.

Protip: The best pick up line in this world is “hi”.

You know you’re a freak of nature when you speed up algorithms in a doctorate’s thesis.

In addition to the above:

-When you try to summon Satan with a Harry Potter book while listening to rock music backwards.

Lol. ^^ I hate that. :P

-when you fail a Perception check, you are positive that there is no Ancient Red Dragon in front of you, and say so in a stupid voice
More coming soon!

Another sign, You create one of the following…
http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0003.html
http://www.shamusyoung.com/twentysidedtale/?p=616
http://www.darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0274.html

You know you’re obsessed with LotR when you’re discussing decoration options and you tell the designer that you’d like your house to be a fairly faithful replica of Bag End.

I want a house with a round door!

SWQ – How much peripheral LOTR gear did you have? Any cards or miniatures?

Order of the Stick: when you read the first panel and remember what the rest of the strip is about, joke and all.

Programming when you almost orgasm thinking of it.

I vomit if I think about programming, unless its Python, which I can manage by gagging only a little. But some good ol’ C++ well get me hurling.

@ Nate- well, I don’t have any cards. My brother, however, happens to own practically every LotR character action figure in existence except for Arwen (because she’s totally useless on the battlefield). He also has multiples of several characters, because he breaks them a lot.

Sailor Moon Abridged when you shout out quotes in the middle of the street like:

“I can sacrifice virgins twice as fast as she can! No thrice!”
“Ahh, the screams of children!”

Etc… you get the point.

^^ I call this Princess Bride syndrome.

You keep using that word. I don’t think it means what you think it means.

Just finishing your quotation, while making an inappropriate and unnecessary reference to show my addiction.

As you wish.

Do you think it’ll work?

Or true love.

Luckily, though, your friend here is only mostly dead.

Now I have to rewatch the movie so I can stock up on quotes!

Mawiage.

I’m not a witch, I’m your wife!

Ah dunno; ah alluz did but not no mo’.

Personally, I think it’s so annoying WhEn PeOpLe TyPe LiKe ThIs.

r u crzy? u r jus jelus u tlk 2 much

I will find you and perform acts of unimaginable cruelty on yourself.

I’m sorry to bring it back to this subject, but I must.

“You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well-known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!”

and also

“Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.”

and also

“No one would surrender to the Dread Pirate Westley!”

and still also

“HUMPERDINK! HUMPERDINK! HUMPERDINK!”

“You are using Bonetti’s Defense against me, ah?”
“I thought it fitting considering the rocky terrain.”
“Naturally, you must suspect me to attack with Capa Ferro?”
“Naturally…but I find that Thibault cancels out Capa Ferro. Don’t you?”
“Unless the enemy has studied his Agrippa…which I have.”

“Who are you?“
“No one of importance.”
“I must know.”
“Get used to dissapointment.”

My name is Guybrush Threepwood, and I am a mighty pirate!

What?!

What episode is this?! TELL ME!!!!

NO KIDDING! I must see this!

XD

Love Fezzik. And Inigo. They’re an even better Dynamic Duo…than whoever the original Dynamic Duo was supposed to be.

They’re an even better Dynamic Duo…than whoever the original Dynamic Duo was supposed to be.

I believe the original was Batman and Robin.

Tv Tropes - when you start using the language in real life to describe things.