Christian Bale is going to die early.

I prefer the f**king Batgirl myself.

Which one? Original Barbara Gorden is 5 kinds of hotness. The new Cassandra Cain isn’t bad, she’s got an exotic air about her.

Smirks evilly while cuddling the original Christian Bale. Cloning him was such a good idea.

You stole the wrong one… buahaha.

Why do you say he’ll die early?

Don’t you know Puppet that that’s impossible.

That picture was from ‘The Machinist’. Bale lost a whole ton of weight for that role, and then had to gain it all back and more for his next part in ‘Batman Begins’.

He doesn’t bitch-slap. He is too awesome for such a feeble gesture.

And Christian Bale is married with an adorable daughter, so… yeah….

Don’t you know Puppet that that’s impossible.

Hey! Thomas from Pocahontas is NOT a pansy! He’s an adorable, needing-to-be-rescued sweetie! _{The falling-off the boat part is my favorite scene…}

Oh, and Dr. Al? Where are you? I need and love you and your Sims!

:) We should start a club.

Dr. Al, I SEE YOU. Post, please! Pretty please with whipped cream and fudge sauce and a cherry on top!

SQT is Kitty.

And I stand by John Cleese. We all have our moments of madness…

You gotta watch your back round here, I tell ya… (SlyShy and Juniper are one and the same, by the way)

Oh. Were they secret?

YOu mean you didn’t know that you and I are also the same?

Hey, no worries. I’ll just be sawing off my own nose as well…

Sorry about that. You looked so peaceful. I didn’t want to wake you up.

Just watch you sleep.

My name is Edward.

But I’m not asleep. Nor is it night. Am I hallucinating my life? Or are you stalking the wrong person?
It would be hilarious if you were, in a cruel, schadenfreudey kind of way.

double post

Sorry, Brandon, I’m in the middle of a complicated plot to make Moldorm slap himself, so you will be ignored for a while…

pats head I hope so.

You know you want to…

Why? Did your brain fall out the other ear?

No, he has not. And I’m getting anxious- I really want to see what happened!

You guys are starting to sound like Gollum. :P

Yeah…That’s why I’m getting slightly weirded out by swenson in the depressed thread…^^

Oh right… yeah, just punch her in the face or something and she’ll get depressed and start hating you or something.

ARGH! WHERE IS DR. AL?? I NEED HIM TO FREAKING POST THE SIMS ALREADY! THIS IS LIKE CANCELING MY FAVORITE MAG OR SOAP! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!

Awww…

I wish there was some other game (preferably one I own…) that we could do something like this in. It’d be fun.

It’s OK, Al. You can play God with us little people. We like being played with. This is why we signed up.

Just be careful sly doesn’t learn you’re trying to steal his job.

Yeah, you can let the AI go off and do its own thing, which is really what I’ve been doing. It’s mind numbing though. Your sims are RETARDED. AND PSYCHOPATHS. GAWWWD.

This time around I’ll have some control over them.

Heh. I can tell… ;P

What wonderful writing skills.

I’ve got a loverly bunch of coconuts (da-da-da-DA-da), there they are, standing in a row (bum-BUM-bum), big ones, small ones, I wants updatez pleez…

It’s not that I’ve forgotten, it’s that I’m a lazy arsewipe.

I have Plans to get around to it though, really. :<

No, really.

I’m playing the game again, ok?

Just been reading the recent patch notes, here are a few gems:

1. “Befriend All Co-workers” wish is no longer fulfilled by switching to a job with no coworkers.
2. “Become Enemies with Child” wish no longer appears.
3. Sims will no longer get a wish to ask their husband to be their boyfriend.
4. Parents will no longer wish to “See Sim Get Married” for their already married children.
5. Child Sims no longer deform after “Watching a Concert.”
6. “Non-hydrophobic” Sims will no longer panic while swimming.

1. Sims can no longer “Try for Baby” with the Grim Reaper.

I’ve really missed out on the last one.

Could the last one ever succeed?

I’m going over to my friend’s house, forcibly commandeer her Sims 2, and kill off her male characters until the females can Try For Baby with the Reaper.

Some versions of Grim Reapers make him look like a Dementor… maybe he’s the moldering zombie variety?

You asked, I told.

The Immaculate Conception refers to Mary’s sinlessness, not Jesus’s birth.

Oh, that’s how it is.
I thought it referred to her womb and organs remaining perfect and untouched after giving birth.

Sexing with Satan!

The porno needs to be made now.

Hey, I have the Sims 3 and would like to start this up again. I will make eight people at a time, so if you want to, sign up and say what you want to look like and your personality. Then I will post pics like what Dr. Al did before.

I’ll be a male child – Bookworm, Lucky, Insane.

Oh, and for my one trait I’ll take Genius.

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You can pick both traits if you want, Puppet. It takes longer to have to wait for everyone to choose everyone else’s traits.

Any preference on how you look, Moldorm?

Book Worm, Classical Music, Blue… I’m not sure about the favorite food thing…

You can pick two more traits, Willow.

STAY AWAY FROM ME

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Edit: Here

Okay, some pics of what you look like.

Puppet:

Moldorm:

Willow:

O_o

The faces, they are creepy! Eeep!