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So I know ImpishIdea has focused on Twilight & Eragon for their popularity, but what of other popular books that really sucked?
I know that the Left Behind series and Da Vinci Code really REALLY sucked regardless of whatever viewpoint they espoused. What else might the site discuss or bash?
Anything by Sidney Sheldon, Tom Clancy, etc.
The Dangerous Days of Daniel X by James Patterson was awful.
I can’t say for the rest of James Patterson’s works because I haven’t read them, but after that book, I’m in no hurry to. It was one of the most predictable, least exciting books I have ever read, and the characters had almost no personality. I actually liked Eragon far more.
Don’t read them. They are BLARGH. And GNASH TEETH and WHY THE HECK IS HE SO POPULAR?
My aunt loves his books.
I love my aunt.
I do not, however, love her love of James Patterson’s books.
Someone on the old forum mentioned The Mysterious Benedict Society. I don’t think that it’s popular enough to warrant front-page placement, though (and it certainly isn’t as bad as Dragons: Lexicon Triumvirate).
I generally dislike Ken Follett, though, to be honest, I’ve only read a couple of his books.
I found Orcs by Stan Nicholls to be utterly terrible. The characters, although the book claims they are orcs, act more like cardboard cutouts in makeup, and to be honest I gave up around the time he devoted 3 pages to a soldier getting his leg amputated. The Eval queen whose purpose seemed to be to get angry and randomly rape and murder her servants didn’t exactly help.
Maximum Ride books. Might be controversial, but whatever.
Oh God, I hate hate hate Gossip Girl.
Did you read the books or watch the show?
I’ve done neither. I just read the plot synopsis, and dislike people who like the show.
Heh, yeah, I hate Gossip Girls, but feel bad because I’ve never watched/read it. But then I remember that if I ever had, I probably would’ve ended up shooting the TV/gorging my eyes out. ;P
For me:
Left Behind: Good story idea, crap writing. I could barely read the first one because the writing was so terrible.
Maximum Ride: Steph said it all. Loved the first three, hated the rest.
Gossip Girl/Clique: A waste of paper. The trees are screaming.
Also….man, people are going to hate me for this, but I really dislike the Dragonriders of Pern series. I tried reading several of the books and even own at least one, but I found them horribly boring and not very well written.
Yeah, books that go on forever are a huge turnoff to me. After about seven (lol guess) it seems like they’re just milking the cash cow.
A VACUUM. GET IT? A VACUUM ALSO SUCKS.
Wuthering Heights. I like the story, but the language, urgh.
But Bella loves Wuthering Heights!
Bella is also unappreciative of all the irony surrounding her liking R&J, and related books, apparently.
I hate R&J despite the fact that I’ve never read it. Cause doesn’t Romeo fall in love with some girl and he’s about to marry her and then he meets Juliet and ditches her?
And yeah, series that go on forever are ridiculous. Unless they are sort of companion books to each other, like Diana Wynne Jones’ Chrestomanci series. (Yes, okay, it’s a kids’ series, I still love it.)
I don’t care if it’s long outlived its freshness, I will always love Artemis Fowl.
I LOVE ARTEMIS FOWL, TOO!!!!
Lol, at the end of The Time Paradox, I found myself rooting for , which, needless to say, is a little weird.
yeah, ditto. though I felt it was a bit obvious… Artemis/Juliet seems more natural. Not that I write slash…
(I ship Butler/Mulch)
Um, okay, EW. Besides the fact that there’s a difference in height of about twenty metres?
yeah, he’s butler, not godzilla. :P
(Julius/Foaly, anyone?)
I just gagged. Literally, I did.
(Shuttle Gnome/Koboi?)
that’s so obvious though. cudgeon/julius. because they hate each other so much. :P
I liked the Artemis Fowl books up until The Lost Colony. Then there were retarded time travel plots and Captain Planet-level anvilicious environmental messages.
(Mulch/Artemis)
Artemis/Spiro
I liked the Artemis Fowl books up until The Lost Colony. Then there were retarded time travel plots and Captain Planet-level anvilicious environmental messages.
I LOVE CAPTAIN PLANET! D:
Which is odd, because your polluting this thread with your inane chatter! >:(
Now then, back to serious topics: I ship (Goblin Prisioner/Mulch). They just had that spark, you know?
:D
Artemis/Minerva. They’re made for each other.
And Juliet/the pizza delivery boy she is said to have suplexed in book 1.
I hate R&J despite the fact that I’ve never read it. Cause doesn’t Romeo fall in love with some girl and he’s about to marry her and then he meets Juliet and ditches her?
R&J isn’t romantic. Shakespeare was writing a cautionary tale about how dangerous and stupid teenage romance is. Bella, of course, didn’t realize this in the least, and didn’t see how it applied to her.
It’s unlikely, given Bella’s Sueness, but it’s possible that Smeyer was being deliberately ironic in her literary references.
Wait what? After Lost Colony, Minerva was three years older than Arty wasn’t she? That was how Foaly explained it at least…
In any case, those are some disgusting pairings right there. Even Arty/Holly is so messed up you can’t put it into words….Colfer said himself that the most likely pairing for Holly would be Trouble Kelp.
Oh and Time Paradox was AWESOME! It was pulled off so convincingly that even with the holes in the theory of relativity and time paradoxes, Colfer only managed a few mistakes. That’s pretty excellent in my mind. Generally the first few books were better though; there was nothing like Artemis clasping his hands and walking through the most diabollically nefarious plan that just works. The latter ones have lost that spark but made up for it in character development I guess.
Still can’t get that quote out of my head though: “I have a friend. He has all the numbers!”
Anyone seen the movie with DiCaprio? It’s the only reason I can stand R&J, poor me had to study it in English Lit for two years…
Loafers McGuire/Angela…? XD
Loafers? Ahh the gangster companion of Mulch. Who’s Angela?
sry, *Angeline
Oh…that’s…disturbing.
Isn’t Angeline Arty’s mum? She’s married and her husband is alive and well. That would be a serious social farce.
Yeah. It wouldn’t be a farce, she’s sick of being trapped in her rich, enclosed lifestyle. She wants to get out in the world and live in a manner that is only achieved by lovemaking with an irate Irish midget.
Artemis/Minerva!! Yes! Finally someone agrees with me! I don’t understand all these weird Arty/Holly shippers… just… EW. NO. NEVER. I mean, there’s a height difference of at least two feet, plus the fact that they’re completely different species! I simply don’t get inter-species relationships, not even like elf/human. I mean, does your dog fall in love with your cat? (well, maybe your dog, but not most) That’s just… shudder Ew!
they’re species that’re almost exactly alike though. it’s not like dog/cat, it’s like if a newfoundland fell in love with a st. bernard. is that so wrong?
Newfoundlands and St. Bernards are both the same species, though… maybe it’s like a lion and a panther. Similar, but still… weird.
Different species when it comes to like, elves, though… As they’re based on humans, they bear almost entirely human, er, anatomy. And aesthetic appearance is usually exactly the same save for a set of Spock ears.
I’d say the age difference is more a problem than the height difference. Holly is what, 200 ish? That’s like John McCaine dating a four-year old.
HOPE
Yeah, Angeline/Arty = EW. What’s with the concern with height with Holly/Arty? Anyhoo, I still don’t think Arty/Minerva would ever work out; they’d drive each other MAD!
Yeah, thank you Mongoose.
For some reason, the idea of a supervillainess the size of a four year old doesn’t quite cut it for me. The massive monster that Butler fought in Book1, now THAT was a villain!
That was awesome! I hope they make a movie of it, because I really want to watch that fight!
I’ve been hearing a lot about that book. Glad to know I didn’t waste my time?
I enjoyed The Hunt for Red October by Tom Clancy, then went on to find out every other one of his books is the exact same, with a little word substitution. Formulaic writing is so gross.
I enjoy any book starring Sean Connery
I have to agree with Durandalski, I read the Terminal Man a few weeks ago and haaaaaated it. Jurassic Park wasn’t too bad but…ew.
I hate any book that has a message the author decides everyone needs to know, so the whole time it’s “GLOBAL WARMING IS BAD” at the sacrifice of a storyline. It’s okay if you want to project your ideas and you can do it discreetly enough, but when it’s not done right the book becomes an epic fail.
*I loved “The Mysterious Benedict Society”. Growing up, I took a lot of standardized tests, and so I <3 Sticky. Shoot me if you must.
As for my personal pick… I can’t stand “The Claidi Journals”. I read the first three, since I liked Piratica, but not only did I not follow the plot at all, but at the end of one of the books, Are you kidding me?
I read Sphere by Crichton about two weeks ago. It wasn’t too bad, but the power he bestows upon everyone (and I do mean everyone) has more loopholes than Paolini’s magic system.
Is that even possible?
That’s awfully porous.
Anything you imagine happens. Do I even need to expand?
I imagine myself as the supreme ruler of the universe, and no one else has this imagination power.
...
Do I need to say anything else?
Hence, the loopholes.
I’ve been hearing a lot about that book. Glad to know I didn’t waste my time?
I say read it. I really enjoyed it, sure, the ending wasn’t as satisfying as I would have liked, but, the ultimate message wasn’t revenge.
Spoilers:
Anything you imagine happens. Do I even need to expand?
As I recall there were 2 things about this.
1) You didn’t know you had the power. (at least, I think only the main character knew at the end)
2) It was ANYTHING you imagine. So one would have to really work at the mental discipline less someone mention a naked Rosie O’Donnell and you go blind.
1)Its true when the first person obtained it no one knew, but in the end anyone could do the process to get, and they all knew they had it.
2) Sometimes, yes, but one of the major twists in the book is that one of the characters is creating something subconsciously.
1)Its true when the first person obtained it no one knew, but in the end anyone could do the process to get, and they all knew they had it.
Right. But then the “I imagine myself as the supreme ruler of the universe, and no one else has this imagination power.” problem gets even thornier. Because what happens if several people all imagine the above at the same time? (maybe each one gets their own universe)
2) Sometimes, yes, but one of the major twists in the book is that one of the characters is creating something subconsciously.
Right so… does a person’s subconscious then limit the power? In other words, some of the crazier things never happen because subconsciously you keep imaging the world as it is. (thank goodness Grant Morrison never got this power)
(Sphere was actually my favorite Critchon book.)
Oh, it’s the only of his I’ve read, but I did enjoy it. The only thing that really bugged me was no one thought “I’m safe, above land, and decompressed.”
1)That actually happens in the book. It then turns into a battle of willpower. Which raises another thing that bugs me. A hysterical woman seems more capable than two calm men, one of whom is a psychologist/psychiatrist, the other a mathematician.
2) Tha main character actually controls his subconscious at the end, psychoanalyzing himself to the point where he pretty much has no subconscious, because he acknowledges everything going on.
Man it has been awhile since I read it. Either that or when I saw the movie adaption, my brain was so scared I suppressed the book to save myself.
1)That actually happens in the book. It then turns into a battle of willpower. Which raises another thing that bugs me. A hysterical woman seems more capable than two calm men, one of whom is a psychologist/psychiatrist, the other a mathematician.
Insert obligatory “you’ve ever been around women?” joke.
2) Tha main character actually controls his subconscious at the end, psychoanalyzing himself to the point where he pretty much has no subconscious, because he acknowledges everything going on.
True, though a person like that would (in theory) barely use the power as he is so rational.
Hey, if you have an author that’s done several works, which were you most disappointed by?
(Crichton – I wasn’t thrilled with Andromeda Strain
Philip K. Dick – the Unreconstructed M, that was a MESS)
What is a clam man? Does he go dig up clams and sell them in the market? Why are there two clam men? I am confused. I think I need a diagram.
I realized when Nate quoted me I spelled “calm” wrong. I’ve gone back and fixed my post.
What were the plotholes in the first 3 books of Maximum Ride? I don’t recall any, but then again, I wasn’t reading to pick them up.
And, Sly and Amelie, I loved My Sister’s Keeper, and I thought the ending was actually okay. Although, I went into that book knowing that , so I guess that changed how I looked at it.
I stopped reading Jodi Picoult after I read another book of hers, The Pact, though. The ending to THAT one sucked, and why did Emily have to die? (this is not a spoiler, they tell you she died on the blurb). Plus, the whole thing with Jodi Picoult is that she’s written so many ‘issues’ books that eventually it just looks like she’s bought a whole herd of cash cows.
^^ That’s why I’m kind of suspicious of authors as popular as Jodi Picoult.
I mean, I’m sure they’re all well-written, but you just can’t take them seriously.
What were the plotholes in the first 3 books of Maximum Ride? I don’t recall any, but then again, I wasn’t reading to pick them up.
Well, for one thing, there’s the matter of Iggy’s parents. In the first book, his dad is dead but his mom is alive. then, is the second book, both parents turn up to attempt to exploit Iggy’s awesomeness, including his wings. There is The Case of The Mysterious Credit Card, which turns up only the first book and is never seen again. There is, of course, the matter of expiration dates: it’s either brought up and angsted over, or forgotten completely. So far, the only significant character to expire has been Ari. Oh, and whatever happened to Max II?
Wow. See, folks, this is what happens when you don’t pay attention.
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