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    • CommentAuthorAri
    • CommentTimeJun 5th 2009

    It’s a miracle – fans with a sense of humor!

    Go forth and watch the genius.


    I LOVE THIS!!! Which Bella do you reckon was the better actress?

    • CommentTimeJun 5th 2009

    I like the Cactus. His acting moved me.


    meh. I don’t know. The cactus sort of ruined the moment for me.

    • CommentAuthorEric
    • CommentTimeJun 5th 2009

    I’ve had The Cullens stuck in my head ever since I watched it. It’s so darn catchy…

    Hee hee, I love it! I watched it before from the old forums. The lyrics are amazingly/surprising good; I'm waiting for part four.

    What’s The Cullens?

    • CommentAuthorEric
    • CommentTimeJun 5th 2009

    That song Jessica sang in Part 3. I just looked under soundtrack on the website to find out the name.


    Oh. Lol, Jessica and Edward have to be my favourite characters.

    I’d love to know why Mike, Tyler and Eric are just standing around in the shower like that though… (not being dirty, just saying that it’s an odd place to have a conversation!)

    • CommentTimeJun 5th 2009

    For comic effect!
    They’re probably discussing their lastest attempt to woo Bella in a place where no-one will overhear.


    Lol, I mean try and think of a normal reason for doing that.

    Although the murder chart wasn’t really sane, either. But both were win!

    God, my cheeks heart from laughing. Great stuff. :)

    Hey, it’s DrAlligator! You lurk too much, my friend!

    Woah, I'm recognised! Vaguely! Noice. I'll probably be participating more these days anyway, now I'm more free.
    • CommentAuthorEric
    • CommentTimeJun 5th 2009

    Angela is my favorite. She barely speaks, but she’s so funny! =P


    @ the Doc:


    • CommentTimeJun 5th 2009
    is the chick wearing a wig?
    It looks it. I'm surprised it didn't blow off when they turned on the giant fan. Ah, so many great moments there. I think everything to do with the paedophile in Part 1 and the awkward moments with Edward in the toilets are the best bits. :)
    "Beep. Bop. Boup." God, that Rob Pattinson doll was HILARIOUS!
    I know! The whole mirror-in-the-bathroom scene was awesome.

    Personally, I liked the second Bella better. She was more ridiculous. :D

    Thank you for linking me to this! Episode 2 was my favorite.

    “Now, we here at school have a policy against murder.” Priceless :D


    I wasn’t expecting Mike to have any murders racked up. You know, if he ends up killing Bella…


    He is the captain of the football team…



    True. They are known for their murderous streaks.


    YAY PART 4 IS COMING OUT TOMORROW!! Sorry, I’m very happy.


    Must see!
    • CommentAuthorAri
    • CommentTimeJun 6th 2009

    Yeah, but apparently the director got “mauled” by a bear, so….


    (Is 'bear' some sort of code for 'rabid Twilight fan'?)
    • CommentAuthorAri
    • CommentTimeJun 6th 2009

    I’m not really sure….it seems to be part of some big joke.

    • CommentAuthorEric
    • CommentTimeJun 6th 2009

    You’ll understand the joke once you read the blog.

    I have to say, that Griffin guy is one heck of a poet.

    • CommentAuthorAri
    • CommentTimeJun 6th 2009
    Definitely. That "Roses are red" poem totally captured my heart.
    Post it, please!

    Wow, TOMORROW! YESS!!!

    Here you go SWQ:

    On my face there are so many scrapes and
    Lacerations, deep abrasions.
    On my body there are many bruises
    And contusions, such confusion

    All around me are your scratching bear claws
    Crushing bear paws, snapping bear jaws
    Hide my head I wonder if he'll catch me

    And I find it kind of funny
    I find it kind of sad
    In all my dreams I'm dying
    At your massive bear hands
    It hurts so much to fight you
    But I don't have a choice
    There's no one left to save me
    It's a bear-eat-human,
    Bear World
    Bear World

    Oh Shinnuko, you have made me do this
    Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday
    'Cause the rage you feel is so contagious
    Run for shelter, run for shelter

    Let's all get into battle positions
    Man vs. bear, bear vs. man
    Tell me doctor, what is my condition?
    Mine is stable, his is fatal

    What can I have done Shinnuko
    To make you feel so mad?
    Now all my bones are broken
    Except for those in my hands
    The dark in me is rising
    But it's too hard to fight
    Oh, won't somebody help me,
    Its a beary, beary
    Bear World
    Bear World
    Bear-Bear Bear-Bear World
    Bear World

    Thank you.

    And another one:

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Bears are scary

    Yes, he is indeed, quite a poet. Gosh, poor guy.... I think he's better now though. :D
    • CommentTimeJun 7th 2009
    • CommentTimeJun 8th 2009

    Woohoo! The next one’s out! Cardboard Edward ftw. They should use the cutout for the whole thing…

    And yay, my favorite character makes a reappearance!

    • CommentAuthorJamie
    • CommentTimeJun 9th 2009

    “Bella, Cactus called shotgun, and we have to respect the shotgun rule.”
    “I’m so clumsy and frightened for my life!”

    So many good moments in Part 4A. I love it!

    It wasn't as funny as the previous ones, but I still loved it!

    Feelings of hunger?
    Feelings of anger?
    Feelings of LOVE?!

    Hee hee!
    I have to see it! Don't tell me what happens!!!
    • CommentTimeJun 9th 2009

    Spoiler alert:



    Ok, I saw it. It was funny, especially the girls' bathroom part with the cardboard Robert Pattinson! And all the obvious clues Edward drops about being a vampire but Bella still doesn't get it.

    No songs in this one though. :(
    • CommentTimeJun 10th 2009

    My favorite flower poems are my own.

    Violets are Blue

    Violets are blue,
    Roses are red,
    Just like you,
    You Communist bitch.

    And the ever-popular Roses Are White, a little ditty I composed to express the purity of love.

    Roses are white,
    Violets are icky.
    Later tonight,
    Your eyes will be sticky.

    Thank you, no snaps necessary.


    My friends and I are obsessed with it! It’s genius! We walk around singing it, and quote it all the time. And the songs are so catchy!

    I love how it shows Bella’s antisocialish-ness.
    “Stop trying to be my friends! AAAA!”
    “Everyone wanted to be my friend or date me.”

    And the mirror scenes make me laugh every time.

    Jessica is my favorite. Especially when she sings The Cullens. Actually, most of her acting makes me laugh.
    “We were just gossiping about you! Have you seen what you’re wearing today?”

    “I’ll show you anaphase when I rip you in two!”
    “You’ve a recessive gene for becoming my food!”


    Who is that guy?
    It’s time to die!!!

    Yeah, I go aronud quoting it too, and then start laughing hysterically when people stare at me.

    • CommentAuthorWiseWillow
    • CommentTimeJun 12th 2009
    Best part: The murder chart!

    Oh, and when she steps out of the car and "Aaaah! Oh, I'm so clumsy!"

    Oh God, I yelled that in PE the other day, and my teacher stared at me whilst I starting laughing helplessly…


    “I’m so clumsy and begrudgingly in love!”

    I love how she clumsily drops the textbooks. She just tosses them in the air and waves her arms.


    “Hey, Bella. I got you a car. It was really cheap, so I thought of you.” And I’m only 4 minutes in!

    • CommentTimeJun 12th 2009

    I liked the part when Cactus handed her a tissue. How kind.

    • CommentTimeJun 12th 2009

    Awww, I wish I had Cactus to be my friend…

    • CommentTimeJun 12th 2009

    —Mind if I check?
    —Yep, it’s circle.



    “I DON’T WANNA BE A MONSTER!!” I actually laughed out loud. I love this Edward. He’s cute. I like his hair. I’d also love to see how they got the biology teacher. He’s hilarious.

    • CommentTimeJun 12th 2009

    OH, I forgot about the teacher! I love him! I wish he’d teach at my school, because any teacher that would be willing to do that must be an awesome guy!

    • CommentTimeJun 12th 2009

    3 murders = detention

    Just because you’re on the football team, Mike, doesn’t mean that you’re exempt from this rule.

    • CommentTimeJun 12th 2009

    That teacher is great. I love where he goes on about his ex-wife at the end of the “Circle” part.

    Yeah, he is. I think my fave actor would have to be either Jessica or Edward though. ;P

    What? No love for Ben? He’s a character too you know!

    • CommentTimeJun 14th 2009

    Who is Ben? Does he really exist?

    • CommentAuthorJinx
    • CommentTimeJun 14th 2009
    Does anyone else have trouble watching the latest part? whenever I try to watch it it jumps around and the video and audio are out of sync.

    No, no problems…

    Is that Spanish Audio Lessons 1?!
    Yes, it’s my favourite.
    Mine too!

    • CommentTimeJun 14th 2009

    I didn’t have problems either. Maybe pause it and wait for it to buffer all the way before playing?

    • CommentAuthorMorvius
    • CommentTimeJun 16th 2009
    The songs just keep playing over in my head. The part where Edward sticks his head out from behind the tree and says "I am a Vampire." makes me laugh uncontrollably for some reason.
    watched the latest part. If the number of Edwards personalities keeps increasing at this rate, soon they will have to find themselves a bigger bathroom to chat:)

    The songs just keep playing over in my head. The part where Edward sticks his head out from behind the tree and says “I am a Vampire.” makes me laugh uncontrollably for some reason.

    It’s flawed on the line “No, I mustn’t, for I will burn in hell”. He kind of… stops abruptly, as if he forgot his lines. That one flaw really brings the otherwise great song down.


    The part where Edward sticks his head out from behind the tree and says “I am a Vampire.” makes me laugh uncontrollably for some reason.

    I like the part of that song where Edward is walking on the table after ‘murdering’ Bella and the other students – and the teacher is doing paperwork in the background like nothing is happening.


    Murder chart = win! Loved it, and about the ‘I am a vampire’... Yeah, I started laughing uncontrollably too. I had to pause the video. ;)

    • CommentTimeJun 16th 2009

    If the number of Edwards personalities keeps increasing at this rate, soon they will have to find themselves a bigger bathroom to chat:)

    That’s why he moved to the girls’ bathroom! ;)

    • CommentAuthorMorvius
    • CommentTimeJun 17th 2009
    And the part with the giant fan. It happened in the book right? I heard it was in the movie. And that makes it all the more funny. "Can I turn on the giant fan?!"

    Are they really fans? Because they seemed to have captured the flaws of the book really well. "I think lots of guys will settle for you!" "You think so?" *starts jumping up and down*

    They’re not fans. As they say on their website, “By ‘adaptation’ we mean ‘parody’” and “By ‘masterpiece’ we mean ‘book’”. They’re taking the mickey out of it.


    Twilight the Musical = EPIC WIN !!!!
    I couldn’t stop laughing, when does the nest part come out?


    Check their website every so often if you want to know, though the next part is yet to be announced.

    • CommentTimeJul 25th 2009 edited

    My poor poor pitiful little sister refuses to watch Twilight the Musical because, in my opinion, she is afraid she will LIKE IT!!! Oh no!

    Have you seen the bloopers and the behind-the-scene when that lady comes up to them and starts rambling on about her family history?


    That was awkward and cute.

    • CommentTimeJul 26th 2009

    Or the joke where Bella rejects the random kid in a wheelchair


    Have you seen the bloopers and the behind-the-scene when that lady comes up to them and starts rambling on about her family history?

    I love that part. ;-)

    Why do they have two Bellas? Do they ever say?


    Not as far as I can tell.

    It does give each episode a freshness.