Two chapters at once? Have I gone mad? Can you handle what lies within? Will any of these questions be answered?
Two chapters at once? Have I gone mad? Can you handle what lies within? Will any of these questions be answered?
It’s like Meyer realized when she reached this chapter, “Oh no, my terminally shallow protagonist will fall helplessly in love a dangerous predator based on his dazzling looks alone. I gotta make sure none of my antagonists rate better than a C+.” That way, Bella can think with her libido without any unfortunate consequences!
Hi everyone, I’m back!
I’m taking a break from reviewing Eragon for a while so I can start a fresh spork. This time, it’s going to be a lot more contraversial, since I understand that the book in question (The Amber Spyglass, by Philip Pullman) is quite popular with this community. If you have any objection to my criticisms of it, don’t be afraid to raise them.
It ends here. At last.
…at long, long last.
The grand finale! The glorious battle between good and evil! Finally, we learn who has been spreading chaos and mayhem throughout the supernatural community of Paris! Finally we will learn who attempted to gain complete control over the entire mortal world! Powers collide! Energies clash! Big loud fiery things happen! AHAHAHA!
Or maybe I just should chasing all those pills down with absinthe.
This chapter is completely pointless so feel free to skip it and tune in next time for the grand finale!
If there are any women in the audience, please, could you explain to me why this man is attractive? Like, is it thrilling to think how snobbish and superior an imaginary boyfriend is? Because I’m not really getting past my knee-jerk “god this guy is an asshole” reaction.