Eclipse comes out. On the day after my birthday. Woooo. >.< The trailor is possibly the worst out of the three movies. slow clap Bravo, S. Meyer.

I don’t actaully remember what happened in Eclipse, but I really don’t remember any proposing in a field…

I only got halfway through Eclipse before I gave up. From what I can remember it was just Bella going back and forth between Jacob and Edward, over and over.

Oh, the one where Jacob “cuddles up” next to Bella? snerk Heheheheh, that was possibly the most awkward scene in the whole series saga.

IF Bella slept with Edward she would probably freeze to death, if she slept with Jacob she would probably overheat. Meyer described Edward as having “Ice cold skin” and Jacob as having a “high temperature” all the time. The solution? They all sleep together, that way Bella can have Jacob and Edward, and Jacob and Edward can have Bella. Everybody wins.

The solution? They all sleep together, that way Bella can have Jacob and Edward, and Jacob and Edward can have Bella. Everybody wins.

...Bwahahahahahahahaha!! I am reminded of the lines… Wait, where are they… FOUND THEM!

I don’t care about anything but keeping her alive. If it’s a child she wants, she can have it. She can have half a dozen babies. Anything she wants. She can have puppies, if that’s what it takes.

Ooh, ooh, and:

I couldn’t think about what he was suggesting. It was too much. Impossible. Wrong. Sick. Borrowing Bella for the weekends and then returning her Monday morning like a rental movie? SO messed up. So tempting.

Jacob, you are such a PERV!

Best line ever: I AM NOT A RENTAL MOVIE!
Thank you, WiseWillow. :D

IF Bella slept with Edward she would probably freeze to death, if she slept with Jacob she would probably overheat. Meyer described Edward as having “Ice cold skin” and Jacob as having a “high temperature” all the time. The solution? They all sleep together, that way Bella can have Jacob and Edward, and Jacob and Edward can have Bella. Everybody wins.

OR Bella could sleep alone with an electric blanket until she gets married, which is what MOST girls who are actually COMMITTED to ABSTINENCE do. :P

She could also buy a pug. My pug likes to sleep under the covers, which also keeps me very warm.

Footie pajamas!

Those keep you SOOOO warm!

Oh here you go for therapy.

Man, I need a watching party for this. Who’s up for one?

Guys. There’s the tent scene. I’m going to watch Eclipse solely for the tent scene. And if it’s not in there, then I’m going to be very, very displeased.

Oh, lolz ensue.

Edward and Jacob decide to spirit Bella away while the vampires and werewolves fight evul Victoria, so they take her into the mountains and it snows and Bella is insufficiently bundled and freezing and there’s a possibility of frostbite or something, so Edward asks Jacob and all his 108-degree hotness to get in the sleeping bag with her. It’s all for the good of Bella, guys!

Then Edward and Jacob have a heart-to-heart talk while Bella’s “sleeping”. It was terrifically funny.

XD

WOO FOR AWESOME SCENES OF IDIOCY!

....

it looks like we will have a Breaking Dawn movie after all.

...

I bought it for my mother as a joke, since she was interested in the hype around it and saw it as some sort of social observation. Luckily, she didn’t turn into a Twimom, so at least I’m safe at home ;P

Is dead. Of laughter.

Ahhh…..if only death were permanent in the Twilight series. That passage would’ve made a great climax for the novel, followed by….

That’s it! I’m pretending that’s what really happened. ^^ It is a most satisfying ending.

Holy crap. I skimmed and I think I’m going to have nightmares.

Now, just imagine that scene in a live action movie…

I can just imagine Kristin Stewart's emotionless take on that scene as Pattinson stands there, looking like he hasn't relieved himself in years.

Actually, I'd rather not imagine it...

Nate, that is epic. Absolutely epic.

XD

I dunno, I think Kristen Stewart has a pretty expressive face on the Eclipse poster:

I think Edward looks pretty hot too — What’s up with his hair?!

Bella may suck but Kristen is hot.

That’s probably the worst thing about watching these movies. You can see real talent just bubbling under the surface from almost everyone involved but they just do not have much to work with…

(exception: the 3 evil vamps from movie 1, the actors (and actress) did not seem to have any skill at all)

Apparently I’m the only girl ever who thinks Kristen Stewart is gorgeous.

Dia’s post has my endorsement. :D

Summer Glau, plays a robot, far more beautiful then Kristen Stewart, who also happens to play a robot.

:D I’m perfectly straight, but Summer Glau is so purdy.

Maybe it’s cause I’m a girl, but I just don’t think Kristen Stewart is that hot. Not when there’s so many other hotter people out there.

Well of course there’s hotter people (heck, Ashley Greene from the same movie) but that doesn’t mean you can’t appreciate the beauty she does have.

(and that does apply to Imp girls as well)

Come on over Jeni, I have it set so we can switch between Rifftrax mode or regular audio, whichever you prefer.

Don’t forget best of Eragon.

He looks like such a badass on those imdb pictures. How the hell did he find himself in this role?

Because Billy Burke is so awesome and noble, he took it upon himself to try and save what he could from the trainwreck.

God bless you Billy!

[Impishidea Martyr]

A soothing chorus of “You can’t always get what you want”, please. 2 minutes of my life I could have been staring at pretty boys with other pretty boys. Lost.

About the song or the two minutes of missing pretty boys? Better not to ask with the latter.

I was replying to the trailer itself where she was all JACOB EDWARD OMG MARRIAGE AAAARRRR.

She would have been cooler if she went arrrrrr, actually. Hm.

RiffTrax to the rescue!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WzwiwV0EfVk

I’m going to hijack this thread so it doesn’t seem like just a copy of the General Twilight Thread. No… let’s make this about all the imitators that Twilight has spawned….

or, about things like this.

You haven’t known enough writers Puppet if you don’t know how shameless they are in plugs. ;-)

(plus it was a chance to make myself a punchline)

Plus, Nate’s obsessive linking is practically an II meme by now. I’d be disappointed if he didn’t keep linking to it.

You try too hard.

“If you’re not trying too hard, you’re not on the II board.”

Sorry puppet, I just imagined Willow playing a part in a sitcom where she works really hard at trying to relax.

I could get 30 min of laughter out of that.

At one level, I want to attain meme status, but on the other hand I don’t.

How about “Taku Is Undecided”? Seems to be a pretty common theme. Or not. I’m not entirely certain.

Am I? Maybe I am. But then again, maybe trying too hard is what makes a meme a meme.

I am disappoint.

And No One asks questions

I laughed at that. Then I wondered exactly whether it’s meant to be offensive or complimentary.

... is it a good thing?

Helven is arska?

Then I wondered exactly whether it’s meant to be offensive or complimentary.

A bit of both.