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      CommentAuthorPearl
    • CommentTimeJul 25th 2009
     

    II needs emoticons.

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      CommentAuthorPuppet
    • CommentTimeJul 25th 2009
     

    We used to have them. ;(

    This is the sole survivor:

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      CommentAuthorMoldorm
    • CommentTimeJul 26th 2009
     

    Can’t we use words to emote?
    We are supposed to be writers, after all.

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    But when we are to lazy to emote through words, emoticons would be nice.

    @Puppet
    How’d you make that weird little emoticon?

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      CommentAuthorPuppet
    • CommentTimeJul 26th 2009
     

    You guys still haven’t figured it out?

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      CommentAuthorPearl
    • CommentTimeJul 26th 2009
     

    Oh no. Of course we figured it out. We’re just asking for the benefit of everyone else, you see.

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    I know the secret!

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      CommentAuthorPuppet
    • CommentTimeJul 26th 2009
     

    Congratulations. :P

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    Thank you. :P

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    I still don’t. :(

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    You just hotlink to the image.

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    Oh, duh. Facepalm I thought he really had some keystrokes that mad an emoticon.

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      CommentAuthorVirgil
    • CommentTimeJul 28th 2009
     

    Corsair got hacked again, unless he just rolled into uber dickweed mode.. which seems unlikely.

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      CommentAuthorVirgil
    • CommentTimeJul 28th 2009
     

    Ho, boy, yeah, uber hack.

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      CommentAuthorDiamonte
    • CommentTimeJul 28th 2009
     

    First thought: I wonder why Corsair keeps getting hacked.

    Second thought: Eww.

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    God damn it.

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      CommentAuthorElanor
    • CommentTimeJul 29th 2009
     

    I’m taking care of it. Sorry I caught this so late—thanks, Devin.

    • CommentAuthorGolcondio
    • CommentTimeJul 29th 2009
     

    @Corsair: thanks to your uber-hardcore password-concocting skillz (or your flawless judgement in trusting ppl and friendly bots with your password), I came back from a week’s absence and found some fresh pr0n to puke at while I ate breakfast… very tasteful!
    ;)

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      CommentAuthorElanor
    • CommentTimeJul 29th 2009
     

    Alright, everyone, I think that’s it. They should be all gone. Corsair’s been banned. If I missed any, I apologise. Tell me, and I’ll get to it as soon as I can.

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      CommentAuthorJabrosky
    • CommentTimeJul 29th 2009
     

    I wouldn’t call those…images porn. Porn is meant to turn you on, not gross you out.

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    Nayce. I can’t believe this happened twice.

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    I’m curious as to how bad this porn was to make people puke and go blind.

    Was it bestiality?

    It was bestiality, wasn’t it?

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      CommentAuthorMoldorm
    • CommentTimeJul 29th 2009
     

    I also would be perversely interested to know that.

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    Strangely, so am I. Knowing trolls, may I presume it was old fat men?

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      CommentAuthorPuppet
    • CommentTimeJul 29th 2009 edited
     

    AGAIN?!

    Yay for Elanor!!

    Edit: We need more mods.

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    I second the motion.

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    I only saw glimpses of the picture before exiting the site, but I think I saw deformed babies.
    Thank you Elanor!
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    deformed babies

    Honestly?!

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    I think. I saw it for just a second.
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    I saw the whole thing. It’s basically just a massive compilation of every shock image out there. Please don’t ask for specifics. And no one in their right mind would call it pornography.

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      CommentAuthorVirgil
    • CommentTimeJul 29th 2009
     

    Yeah I saw it begin too.

    How many mods / admins do we have?

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      CommentAuthorPuppet
    • CommentTimeJul 29th 2009 edited
     

    7, but 3 of them aren’t active at all, swenson and Lord Snow aren’t on very often, so it’s pretty much RVL and Nate, plus Elanor and Jeni.

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    I was watching a movie last night, and so couldn’t get on… :( Sorry guys.

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      CommentAuthorVirgil
    • CommentTimeJul 29th 2009
     

    I’m on all the time, and I have editor permissions for the front of the site, but not on the forums.

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    Was it like the Pain Series?

    • CommentAuthorRocky
    • CommentTimeJul 29th 2009
     
    I'd classify it as Rob Zombie porn.
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      CommentAuthorJeni
    • CommentTimeJul 29th 2009 edited
     

    Looks like I missed some fun times.

    BUT, there are some raspberries downstairs waiting for me. :D

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      CommentAuthorVirgil
    • CommentTimeJul 29th 2009
     

    Raspberries! While the rest of us had to sit through that.. jaws open, retinas melting..

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      CommentAuthorJeni
    • CommentTimeJul 29th 2009
     

    I figure it was like last time, so this time it was someone else’s chore to clear up.

    Looks like karma works. :D

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      CommentAuthorVirgil
    • CommentTimeJul 29th 2009
     

    Heh, but this was waay worse than last time. Elanor is a trooper.

    • CommentAuthorRocky
    • CommentTimeJul 29th 2009
     
    This is the second time Elanor's cleaned up this sort. She's a super trooper.
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      CommentAuthorElanor
    • CommentTimeJul 29th 2009 edited
     

    This is the second time Elanor’s cleaned up this sort. She’s a super trooper.

    hums Abba song

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    Go Elanor!
    • CommentAuthorGolcondio
    • CommentTimeJul 31st 2009
     

    Well,I actually pity the soul of the guy who hijacked Corsair:how hard must it have been to collect all those colorful images?

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    Persons like that troll are numb to that bullshit. If it was difficult for them to even look at the gross stuff, they certainly wouldn’t be hacking accounts and posting them.

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    I read somewhere that trolls have the mentality of someone with Aspberger’s – they can’t empathize, so it doesn’t seem wrong to them to, say, take a picture of someone’s credit card on their mobile.

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      CommentAuthorElanor
    • CommentTimeJul 31st 2009
     

    I read somewhere that trolls have the mentality of someone with Aspberger’s – they can’t empathize, so it doesn’t seem wrong to them to, say, take a picture of someone’s credit card on their mobile.

    Eh, I wouldn’t say that Asperger’s people can’t empathise—I know people with Asperger’s and they can empathise perfectly well. shrugs Differing degrees of severity, I suppose.

    • CommentAuthorLord Snow
    • CommentTimeJul 31st 2009
     

    Sorry, everybody. I was gone for the week and no access to a computer, so I couldn’t do anything with my mod powers.

    XD Now I’m super curious about what all of these pictures were…

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    Probably the Pain Series, which I won’t link to.

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    Yeah, it was Pain Series.

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    I’m not even going to ask what that was, as I do not need something else to keep me awake at night.

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      CommentAuthorVirgil
    • CommentTimeAug 3rd 2009
     

    What is the link to get into the back end of the site? With all the articles and such..?

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      CommentAuthorJeni
    • CommentTimeAug 3rd 2009
     

    You mean just a solid list of all the articles published on II?

    http://www.impishidea.com/List/

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      CommentAuthorVirgil
    • CommentTimeAug 3rd 2009
     

    No, like the back end where you submit articles. And where I can edit them. =D

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      CommentAuthorJabrosky
    • CommentTimeAug 5th 2009
     

    I read somewhere that trolls have the mentality of someone with Aspberger’s – they can’t empathize, so it doesn’t seem wrong to them to, say, take a picture of someone’s credit card on their mobile.

    I have Asperger’s syndrome, and I would never do that.

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      CommentAuthorJeni
    • CommentTimeAug 5th 2009
     

    Er, Brandon, I think you’re replying in the wrong thread.

    • CommentAuthorSlyShy
    • CommentTimeAug 10th 2009
     

    Jeni said I should let you guys know I’m still alive. Well, I am.

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      CommentAuthorSpanman
    • CommentTimeAug 10th 2009
     

    Hey, that’s good. Just how alive are you?

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      CommentAuthorVirgil
    • CommentTimeAug 10th 2009
     

    Back already?

    • CommentAuthorSlyShy
    • CommentTimeAug 10th 2009
     

    I’m at about 37% aliveness. And I’m actually not back yet. Will be by Saturday evening. Expect to see some more fun site stuff by then. Although there’s something secret I’m working on, on the side… sneakily withholding information

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      CommentAuthorVirgil
    • CommentTimeAug 10th 2009
     

    /shocked

    I should be privy to all this info. How many people are more veteran than I am? :D

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    Me?

    No, you were here before me, but I think I might have been here longer, if you count your little vacation in between. But Saturday’s not too long to wait.

    But I’m glad that Sly’s back! The site has not been very lively, except for a few articles here and there. All the fun’s happening here, but I think we have enough to spread it out a bit.

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      CommentAuthorVirgil
    • CommentTimeAug 10th 2009
     

    True. I remember joining only a few weeks after the site went up, but people from DEM were here way longer than that. Oh well.

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    Same. I thought II was pretty established, but apparently not.

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      CommentAuthorVirgil
    • CommentTimeAug 10th 2009
     

    I’m thinking I might start doing book reviews, and was also thinking of starting with Discworld. However its quite well known already, so should I review something a little less well known?

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    No no, do Discworld; I’d be totally interested in that. ;)

    Glad to know you haven’t died yet Sly. :D

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    We had a burial shroud ready and everything…it was covered with grinning imps in straitjackets.

    stashes away

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      CommentAuthorJeni
    • CommentTimeAug 11th 2009
     

    but people from DEM were here way longer than that. Oh well.

    Gawd, yeah, he had his bitches do what he wanted. :D

    • CommentAuthorRocky
    • CommentTimeAug 11th 2009
     
    XD

    This is true.
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    What is DEM?

    And Sly’s back! Sort of! Yay!

    Lol, I’m sort of like the site bimbo. I know nothing, I just sit around, make obvious remarks, and (of course) look pretty.

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      CommentAuthorMoldorm
    • CommentTimeAug 11th 2009
     

    Lol, I’m sort of like the site bimbo. I know nothing, I just sit around, make obvious remarks, and (of course) look pretty.

    And very good you are at it too.

    I believe that DEM was/is a forum used by many II members before this site was made.

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      CommentAuthorJeni
    • CommentTimeAug 11th 2009
     

    First there was IMDb, where the anti-shurtugals came (I think Gaia was also a place, but I never went there). Then there was livejournal. Much fun and snark was had. Then there was Anti-Shurtugal Forums. Which split into Dog-Eared Forums and Uru’Baen Forums. And then there was Magic Sword Forums, which turned into Deus Ex Machina Forums. From that came II. And then there was carrotstick.

    </impromtu history>

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      CommentAuthorVirgil
    • CommentTimeAug 11th 2009
     

    DEM is very small now. :(

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      CommentAuthorMoldorm
    • CommentTimeAug 11th 2009
     

    Thanks, Jeni! Now I know!
    Please excuse me while I fetch some carrotsticks.

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      CommentAuthorSpanman
    • CommentTimeAug 11th 2009 edited
     
    *waves hand*

    I lurked around on IMBb back when Shinwolf and Hackslayer were beating back all the fans. ^^ I was wee babby back then. What was it, three years ago? Or something? And when ASF was made, Jeni was TEH FIRST (or maybe just the most memorable?) person to welcome me. ^^

    EDIT: And now DEM is unaccessible to me. Makes me sad. At least I can keep up with y'all here. :D
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      CommentAuthorVirgil
    • CommentTimeAug 11th 2009
     

    As far as old people who are still active here, Sly, Jeni, Spanny, Rocky, SWQ, me.. who else? I know there is someone else in that list.

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      CommentAuthorSpanman
    • CommentTimeAug 11th 2009
     
    Elanor and CB (though he's not really around anymore...). Hm... DrAlligator too. I'm sure there're more.
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      CommentAuthorJeni
    • CommentTimeAug 11th 2009
     

    Hah, yeah, three years. Doesn’t seem all that long now. Well, more like three and a half, I guess.

    Technically, it’s me, Spanman, Rocky, Elanor and mebbe Dr. A, Sly didn’t join for ages. XD Oh, and Corsair, and Kitty, but she’s run away to the Lost Forests of Lost.

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      CommentAuthorVirgil
    • CommentTimeAug 11th 2009
     

    Ah yes.

    So, me, Sly, Spanny, Rocky, SWQ, Elanor, CB (sort of), Dr. A, Corsair.. where did Kitty go?

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      CommentAuthorJeni
    • CommentTimeAug 11th 2009
     

    Wait, are we talking AS or II? :S

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      CommentAuthorVirgil
    • CommentTimeAug 11th 2009
     

    II, durh.

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    And Rhaego…and Legion…and that’s all I’ve got.

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      CommentAuthorVirgil
    • CommentTimeAug 11th 2009
     

    Well, we’re factoring in people who are still here. Is Rhaego here under a new name?

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    Wasn’t it the Angel Islington? He comes on like once in a blue moon sometimes.

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      CommentAuthorVirgil
    • CommentTimeAug 11th 2009
     

    Oh really? I can’t keep track of everyone’s name changes. Yeah I see him on occasionally.

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      CommentAuthorJeni
    • CommentTimeAug 11th 2009
     

    II, durh.

    You changed the topic without telling me. XP

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      CommentAuthorVirgil
    • CommentTimeAug 11th 2009
     

    Incorrect, I was referring to II the whole time.

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      CommentAuthorJeni
    • CommentTimeAug 11th 2009
     

    DEM is very small now. :(

    Even then? :D

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      CommentAuthorMoldorm
    • CommentTimeAug 11th 2009
     

    This makes me feel young and nooby.

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      CommentAuthorElanor
    • CommentTimeAug 11th 2009
     

    This makes me feel so old. XD I believe the term was “Ye Olde Ones” and I got shuffled into that group.

    Whoo!

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      CommentAuthorVirgil
    • CommentTimeAug 11th 2009
     

    Even then? :D

    What?

    • CommentAuthorLord Snow
    • CommentTimeAug 11th 2009
     

    As far as old people who are still active here, Sly, Jeni, Spanny, Rocky, SWQ, me.. who else? I know there is someone else in that list.

    I was around back then, too.

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      CommentAuthorVirgil
    • CommentTimeAug 11th 2009
     
    Ah yes, I keep forgetting people. And SubStandardDeviation as well.
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    I feel young. Hopefully, awhile from now, II will still exist, I’ll still be posting, and I will have improved writing-wise.

    • CommentAuthorSlyShy
    • CommentTimeAug 12th 2009
     

    And Rhaego…and Legion…and that’s all I’ve got.

    Sadly Legion has been missing in action for several months now. :/

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    I feel quite young too.

    What happened to Lord Snow and Kitty?

    Why did DEM disappear then? How did II start? How are we related to Anti-Shurtugal? I have no idea about this stuff, and I’d love to know.

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      CommentAuthorMoldorm
    • CommentTimeAug 12th 2009
     

    We have a whole backstory that I never knew about!

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    It’s amazingly fascinating…

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    have started a thread about this, just so that we can clear up the feedback thread to make way for feedback.