...What is this? oO

Yes, it is context. And yes, this is even more squicky than the original. The original was, of course, squicky beyond all reason. Ew, ew, ew, ew, ew. Also, from the original article…

And it’s the same character in a different guise who has ensured brooding, fist-fighting, love-smitten Daniel Craig has been able to outdo Sean Connery and create the sexiest Bond ever.

Whaaat? Aw hell no. Sean Connery is James Bond. This lady already demonstrated no taste in literature; obviously, she also has none in movies.

Because in a real world of bad chat-up lines and fickle internet dates (or, for married types, the mundanity of mortgage repayments, childcare and work), doesn’t every woman dream of being the girl next door who can snare that noble, cultured, all-protecting man: passionate, dangerous and utterly devoted all at the same time?

Um… no? I’m sorry, but there’s a chinese curse “may you live in interesting times”. I actually kinda want the mundane, routine life. Why do people ignore all the fun stuff? Seeing kids smile when you praise the picture they did at school, feeling pleased with yourself for meeting a deadline, having fun deciding what deliciousness to make for dinner. Why is being human so boring? Do you really want to worry about psychotic undead beings? REALLY?

Still! Urggggg. Creepycreepygetitawaynow!

I need a flamethrower to purge the unholy contamination away.

I see what you did there.

Grabs a crucifix Back off, creep!

I have to salute Juniper here.

Um… no? I’m sorry, but there’s a chinese curse “may you live in interesting times”. I actually kinda want the mundane, routine life. Why do people ignore all the fun stuff? Seeing kids smile when you praise the picture they did at school, feeling pleased with yourself for meeting a deadline, having fun deciding what deliciousness to make for dinner. Why is being human so boring? Do you really want to worry about psychotic undead beings? REALLY?

That’s the reoccurring theme of Supernatural – especially the latest episode. (one of the reasons I love that show)

No, no, no! Juniper, COME BACK TO THE LIGHT!

And that article = major CREEPY.

Why the wolf?

That article is pretty disturbing, and if you really compare it to the real article, then he would be in love with Lizzie instead of Hillary. The actual cougar article has in love with the character that RPattz plays, so this person would be in love with Lizzie McGuire, which makes it even more creepy.

Why the wolf?

Because I’m Team Jacob, obviously, just like our dear St. Mark.

Thank you, by the way. :)

Oh, and thnk you, Juniper, for pointing out the hypocrisy of Twilight. If a lonely housewife lusts after a young male fictional character, it’s normal. If a lonely old man lusts after a young female fictional character, it’s creepy.

Unless said old man is Edward Cullen. Then it’s romantic.

I’m Team Harry.

I’m Team Harry.

Psshh, Weaksauce. I’m Team Potter Puppet Pals. ;D

Psshh, Weaksauce. I’m Team Potter Puppet Pals. ;D

I’d like to join that team.

Snape is pretty awesome, especially with what we find out in the end about him.

I just had another “What the hell are we doing™?” moments.

Team Faramir!

Silly fool, Figwit Lives!

“Of course!”

Or was that the wrong Raoul?

The first one.

EDIT:

“Of course!”

Which Raoul was that?

Well, Raoul de Chagny in the movie is pretty handy with a sword, but he’s a wimp everywhere else. So I’m going with Raoul of Goldenlake since he killed a giant and they named a fortress after him, which you gotta admit, is pretty cool.

So I’m Team Raoul either way anyway.

And I’m so glad to have given II one of its saints.

I was out of town when those were in vogue. Sorry.

I cried when he went into battle and Pippin was singing and Denethor was eating his stupid tomatoes all apathetic and….bawls

I really need to stop thinking about this.

Team Alice?

Nobody’s a part of Team Alucard?

If it was the Castlevania Alucard, I would be, but I never cared much for Hellsing, so no.

If you’re going to go there, you might as well go to Team Cthulhu.

Then we’d have to add tentacle pr0n to our massive slashfic orgy crossover.

Ours? It’s yours, lady.

The pictures did burn. :D Especially when they were soaked in petrol.

@OP – HURGHURGURK.

Juniper, you win OVER NINE THOUSAND Internets. Thank you so very much for putting this into context.

Everything with Twilight needs a good dose of real world and context. It is VERY VERY CREEPY that someone over 100 years old is obsessed with a minor. It is VERY VERY CREEPY that this creepy old man stalks her. It is VERY VERY CREEPY that this minor’s creepy old stalker is controlling and abuses his powers on several occasions to control her. It is VERY VERY CREEPY to begin with that 37-year-old married women are obsessed with Robert Pattinson/Edward Cullen, and it’s VERY VERY CREEPY for 37-year-old married men to obsess over Hilary Duff.

/off-topic, sort of.

Did I get the right link?

I’ll ship them to you through the series of tubes (almost wrote “serious tubes” there!). Is that OK? According to the Onion, fiber optic cable doesn’t exist, but I’m sure we can still reverse the polarity of the neutron flow and apply some phlebotium to get them there on time.

I liked the haircut. I thought it was nice.

SECONDED!

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I’ll be in my bunk.

I have to be honest when I saw Ashley in the first Twilight film, her Alice look did not scream HOT MAMA to me but this picture sure does!

I actually think the exact opposite…

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You Juniper… you could have achieved ultra-mega win if you had went with Hannah Montana instead of Lizzie.

After reading that article: I LOVE MILEY CYRUS

......wait.

What? Was that me?

Which are….

holy crap. You have enlightened me. Thank you.

So is he actually playing Light now, or was that just a hoax?

What hoax?