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And no nipples is also a Very Good Thing.
YES.
and so does Batman (me speaking both as a comic books fan and as a girl who knows a hot guy when she sees one).
Double yes!
Double yes!
You gotta love it when comic books update a male character’s look….and make him ten times hotter. :D
That’s what always bugged me about Superman. It’s like he said “My costume doesn’t look heroic enough and—oh crap! I forgot to put underwear on this morning! Oh well. Ma never said anything about them having to be on the inside….” The new Batsuit looks awesome and so does Batman (me speaking both as a comic books fan and as a girl who knows a hot guy when she sees one). And no nipples is also a Very Good Thing.\
Wow.
Just….wow.
“I’ll have you know my non-underwear strikes fear into the hearts of criminals everywhere.” Yeah, if I were a criminal, I’d be terrified.
Hey, guy who dresses up as a bat and beats up criminals every night. Doesn’t much matter if he wears his underwear on the outside, I’m still freaked.
I prefer BatBale, thanks though.
I prefer BatBale, thanks though.
Mmmm…..
Danielle, you are officially awesome.
Tries not to drool over BatBale
Oh you’re going to make me do Chris Sims’ post with BatBale aren’t you?
New discussion: As I have proven before, I love Christian Bale as Batman. However, let’s all be honest, he does not pull off the “two voice” trick that Kevin Conroy perfected in B:tAS (and that’s clearly where they’re drawing his voice from).
Then the other day I was watching this episode and realized…. Misha Collins could maybe do Batman even better than Bale. Just watch his turn from Jimmy to Castiel and… I’m just saying he’d be the only actor I can think of (so far) who could replace Bale.
Of course, we all know that Christian Bale is Batman in real life.
Aww, but I like his Batman voice! It’s raw and terrifying! Some dude dressed as a bat swoops down and does that growl, you’d be ready to die of fright. Or… have a slightly different reaction, based on one’s fondess of scary batmen….
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I’m just saying…. watch the episode and see if that doesn’t – um – “terrify” you.
Nate, I’m not going to watch an entire episode of a series I’m not familiar with just to hear the voice switch. Got a youtube link of a shorter clip?
(I really should be studying for my geology final right now… >.<)
(I really should be studying for my geology final right now… >.<)
Here, I’ll ease your pain a bit:
You’re too good to me :D
Wipes drool off keyboard
You’re too good to me :D
Wipes drool off keyboard
Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh….......
(the sound of me staring dumbly at the hotness that is BatBale)
In Batman Begins even his mentor (well, ok, evil mentor, but still) was hot. Well, not in that role, but… Liam Neeson
Is staring at the picture on the right with mouth wide open
And let’s not forget Brilliant Scientist, Dr. Fox!
He may not be as pretty as Liam Neeson or (cue angel chorus) Christian Bale, but his voice is so deep and soothing….
Seriously, enough with the girly girl stuff.
Nice voice, yes, but…Liam Neeson!
We really should take this to the Celebrity Thread …
Seriously, enough with the girly girl stuff.
But he’s SO HOT!
But he’s SO HOT!
Well duh.
Come on over to the celebrity thread, we can drool there in peace Glares at Puppet
Fine, fine.
But how could we forget? Look at that smiling face:
Aww, he’s so cute.
Aww, he’s so cute.
....I feel mocked.
Heath Ledger may not have been a pretty boy in that movie, but it was one of the most brilliant portrayals of the Joker I’ve ever seen.
Hm…how to respond to this…
Ok, the only proper response is short, elegant, and makes succinct use of Anglo-Saxon.
Oh fuck no.
I agree with Puppet. Wouldn’t shock me if the League of Shadows stopped by right now.
Hahaha, brilliant!
That has to be, without a doubt, the best commercial I’ve ever seen.
One of them, anyway. It’s in the top 5.
The all-powerful Google. Who needs that upstart Bing?
WIN. Google WIN.
Pirate Batman is a contradiction.
Batman is a ninja all the way.
I hope you’re joking… caveman Batman? Pirate Batman?
Aw hell naw!
Pirate Batman? Caveman Batman?
....I think my mind just exploded.
Pirate!Batman looks awesome, I just have to say…
On the other side, noooo! Of course Bruce is the only true Batman for me ever, but I love having Dick Grayson as Batman! He’s one of my favorite characters. Well, at least he’s still got at least around a year as Batman left…
On a side note, I wonder what they’re going to do with him afterwards? Just shunt him back down to being Nightwing? Because it seems like he’s somewhat outgrown that role…
Ok Willow et al, this is probably the best clip I could find of Misha doing the voice switch. Although this one isn’t bad too.
The first one really shows him switching from “dope” to “badass” like bruce wayne should.
Have I mentioned my deep, abiding love for Frank Quitely yet? I love the covers he’s been doing for Batman and Robin… I mean, look at this!
Looks like Robin’s about to chop off Batman’s head.
Although, technically speaking, I wouldn’t necessarily put it past Damian… who has been known to chop people’s heads off before.
Well he’s going to TRY...
You know… I think I figured out what about the twerp bugs me.
His name! It’s just so… on the nose! he should have been named Tallant or Ibn al Xu’ffasch
Yeah, but… Ibn al Xu’‘fasch?! That’s as impossible to pronounce as Mxyzptlk.
“Damian” does sort of hit you over the head with a sledgehammer that he’s going to be, at best, an anti-hero, though.
What makes it worse is that that is not a chopping sword. Far too thin. That’s a stabbing sword/lance if anything.
That’s as impossible to pronounce as Mxyzptlk.
Or, say, “Shrrg”.
There could be some errors in the art Taku. Judging from the perspective and angle, I’d be willing to bet that maybe the sword is thicker than it seems.
Or Daimen knows this and isn’t intending to kill Batman but wound him.
Or Daimen knows this and isn’t intending to kill Batman but wound him.
Or Batman knows Damien is thinking about slicing his head off, but thinks the sword isn’t thick enough to do the job.
Poor Batman….never saw it coming….
Or, at the very last moment, Batman will turn around and beat the snot out of Damian, thus impressing everyone and saving the day somehow.
Bat-bump.
Here’s a Grant Morrison interview about what’s next. Apparently, I’ve been hearing a rumor that…
Danielle, that’s especially true when you’ve read Superman/Batman #16.
Or JLA #89 (or was it 88?)
I mean, Morrison, I barely have respect left for you as it is after the Final Crisis &%*$@. Don’t make me lose the rest of it.
Ok. Comic book writers need to be whacked over the head. Hard.
Where’s Spanman and her rolling pin when you need her?
Where’s Spanman and her rolling pin when you need her?
I’m not Spanman, but let me look through my magic purse and see if I’ve got anything close….
No….
No….
Aha!
Will that do?
What are you Dani? Gordon Freeman?
Puppies! Chocolate!
CROWBAR!
Ok, which direction is this “Batman killed his own parents” guy? Grabs crowbar menacingly
Gordon Freeman?
Uhh…...who?
I’m trying to decide which one I like the most:
The Crowbar belongs to Gordon Freeman. No one else.
The Crowbar belongs to Gordon Freeman. No one else.
But….but I like the crowbar….
The guy from the Half-Life games. He’s a physicist in a suit of sci-fi armor who beats up aliens from another dimension.
With a crowbar.
EDIT: Aw, man, I was too late!
YOU’VE GOTTA SAVE THE WORLD AGAIN GORDON, HERE’S A GODDAMN CROWBAR
Rise and shine, Mr. Freeman. Rise and shine.
Where’s Spanman and her rolling pin when you need her?
I’m sorry but I have no opinions on whatever comicly matter you require me to punish. You’ll have to use your own potlid cymbals to wreak judgment on the guilty.
I’m sorry but I have no opinions on whatever comicly matter you require me to punish. You’ll have to use your own potlid cymbals to wreak judgment on the guilty.
Well, according to Grant Morrison….
PLEASE tell me you have an opinion on that!
Uh, I guess that’s too bad?
I tried really hard to come up with a very negative reaction, I promise. :D
I tried really hard to come up with a very negative reaction, I promise. :D
Ah. Not a psychotic rabid downright crazy Batman fan?
Guess I’ll have to settle for that. Now, if you’d let me borrow your rolling pin…?
Oh, sure. Just clean the blood off it before you give it back. :D
Oh, sure. Just clean the blood off it before you give it back. :D
Bleach, or no bleach? ‘Cause I can bleach it if you want, but if you’re allergic to chlorine or something I can just rinse it really well and stick it in the dishwasher.
I really can’t decide whether this is the greatest thing ever or the worst...
As long as he doesn’t finish it the way he’s threatened… I might forgive Morrison for FC.
Pirate Batman, Caveman Batman, and Pilgrim Batman. What’s next?
I kind of agree with the blog post.
Roman Batman would be AWESOME.
I could see them doing NAZI BATMAN just to be EDGY and DARK.
That would probably be the one thing that would make me start burning my comics.
(unless it was Batman infiltrating the nazis or something… but even that is arguably OOC)
Well, the Grant Morrison interview I posted earlier gave the list of “Something”!Batmans.
Nazi Batman would be weird. I can see him fighting the Nazis, but not being a Nazi.
Oh well, it could be worse.
Oh god Danielle! He’s the goddamn Batman. He kills those people.
These new costumes are basically just excuses for more merchandise, aren’t they?
Batman vs. Horatio Cane! I would totally watch that episode just to see all the cheesy one-liners!
Grant Morrison’s idea for Batman after The Return of Bruce Wayne.
P… p-... pikachu!?
You’re kidding me.
His name will be “The Dark ‘Chu” :D
o.O
Batkachu sees all.
Batkachu, Batbolt attack!
I choose you, Robinchu!
Watch it and lol.
My sister’s having a costume party. I may or may not be going as Batman. >>
My sister’s having a costume party. I
may or may notwill be going as Batman. >>
Fixed, SpanishBatman.
There’s just the slight issue of me not actually being a man. Ah well. A minor issue, I suppose.
You could be Catwoman. Or Batgirl.
EW. NO.
Batwoman?
Maybe I’ll just put on a party hat and go casual.
cop-out. BATMAN BATMAN BATMAN