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    • CommentAuthorSlyShy
    • CommentTimeOct 30th 2009 edited
     

    Dear Sara,

    It’s funny you should say so, because my website is a prominent
    anti-Twilight website. Nonetheless, I wish you the best of luck in
    your pursuits. My readers probably will enjoy this link, although
    perhaps not in the way you think.

    On Fri, Oct 30, 2009 at 2:02 PM, Sara ——— wrote:
    > Hello,
    >
    >
    >
    > I wanted to let you know that I’m a big fan of Twilight and I absolutely
    > love your site! I thought you’d like this article we just published on the
    > 20 hottest male vampires of all time – > http://www.guidetobeautyschools.com/hottest-twilight-vampires. It includes
    > pictures, rankings and a quirky description of why they placed where they
    > did.
    >
    >
    >
    > I think your readers would love it, so you should definitely check it out
    > and let me know what you think!
    >
    >
    >
    > Thanks,
    >
    > -Sara
    >
    >
    >
    > Sara

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      CommentAuthorPuppet
    • CommentTimeOct 30th 2009
     

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    So… Many…. Girly… Men.

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      CommentAuthorElanor
    • CommentTimeOct 30th 2009
     

    Oh dear god.

    That was…girly men overload.

    At least Spike was at top. I think.

    • CommentAuthorSlyShy
    • CommentTimeOct 30th 2009
     

    I’m just amused that Keifer Sutherland made it onto the list at all. Does anyone like Lost Boys? That movie was horrific in a way only the 80s can be.

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    Wait, Emmett “added a splash of much appreciated darkness?” How is Emmett dark? The writer of the article said that they were basing this off of his performance in the film though, I don’t really recall Emmett doing anything but, hm, not… nice things?

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    OK, how is this sexy?

    Or this? He looks like a girl! Or the pirate version of Peregrin Took, though that is an insult to Pippin and his awesome.

    I’m sorry, Tom, you fail. The lipstick does not become you.

    Um… Dracula as a Man in Black? Okaaay…

    I just picked this because his name is Stephan Moyer, which looks like Stephanie Meyer.

    AAAAHHHH! NOOOOOOO!!!!

    The look Alexander Skarsgard gave Robert Pattinson at being one-upped in the lists. Or maybe that’s his lustful gaze, I’m not sure.

    Oh, Edward Cullen. Your penchant for stalking teenage girls and attending high school for all of eternity aside (dude, why?), you are one good looking bloodsucker.

    THANK YOU, WEIRD PEOPLE! YOU SPEAK THE TRUTH!

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      CommentAuthorTakuGifian
    • CommentTimeOct 30th 2009
     

    it only takes one look to know that this guy is not a guy at all.

    Edward’s secret revealed! So that’s why he keeps “accidentally” going to the ladies’ room instead of the men’s. snicker

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    And why he wears lipgloss and body glitter. Actually, Edward’s girlyness could be taken as evidence in favor of AxB fics…

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      CommentAuthorVirgil
    • CommentTimeOct 30th 2009
     

    I’m not gonna lie, I would go gay for Stuart Townsend’s Lestat. :3

    Funny email though, post her reply.

    • CommentAuthorWiseWillow
    • CommentTimeOct 30th 2009
     

    Oooh, True Blood! Yay for the hotness that is Stephen and Alexander :D

    • CommentAuthorSlyShy
    • CommentTimeOct 30th 2009
     

    Matt,

    I’m sure they will have a good laugh at the article. Let me know what
    they think.

    Thanks!
    -Sara

    Hehe, I’m glad I didn’t write an obnoxious reply—she seems nice, and I would have felt bad.

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      CommentAuthorswenson
    • CommentTimeOct 30th 2009
     

    ...so like did they totally miss the whole “Everything Wrong With Twilight” section, or what?!

    At least they’re pleasant and articulate, though. Some hope remains for humanity after all!

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    Some hope remains for humanity after all!

    Yay!
    AND SPIKE WAS N. 1. YUM.

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    I’m going to do my best not to keep talking about guys, even if they are British and look like RPattz *no, Steph, get over it*, so moving on, I wonder why Sara sent that message in the first place, and I’m glad you weren’t mean to her.

    Hey, Sly, do you get a kick out of saying ‘my readers’? I know I would.

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      CommentAuthorTakuGifian
    • CommentTimeOct 31st 2009
     

    Michael from Lost Boys does have a certain appeal, but the real star of that movie isn’t a vampire. If I were 5 years younger, it would probably be more socially acceptable for my to say that Corey Haim was gorgeous back then.

    TakuGifian: totally not a perv, youguys.

    Anyway. it’s kind of sad to see Eddy-boy so high on the list. W.Snipes/Blade is way hotter. He’s got muscles, for one thing. AND A SWORD.

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    I don’t get why people think Robert Pattinson is ugly. I seriously don’t.

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    For me, he’s got the chiseled jaw and muscles of a real manly man, and yet somehow he’s got a bishi-like girlyness. And that’s a bit of a turn-off.

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    Eh, he looks like enough of a guy for me. Plus I think that’s the way the trends are going at the moment, with slightly-bishi but dishy guys, and who isn’t influenced by that in stuff, at least to some degree?

    (I know for one thing that a year ago, I would have said that the high-waisted skirts were stupid, but now I kind of like them. Not to the point of owning one, but still.)

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    • CommentAuthorSlyShy
    • CommentTimeOct 31st 2009
     

    Hey, Sly, do you get a kick out of saying ‘my readers’? I know I would.

    Haha, to be perfectly honest, yes. Although I don’t know how accurate that term is anymore, considering I haven’t written an article in quite some time.

    I am however working on a couple, so those might get posted sometime during November.

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    Yay! The main site has been in hibernation recently.

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      CommentAuthorswenson
    • CommentTimeOct 31st 2009
     

    “My users” or “my members” or “my minions” also works quite well. “My imps” is also accurate, but has the unfortunate connotation of implying that you’re a demon.

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      CommentAuthorMoldorm
    • CommentTimeOct 31st 2009
     

    “My imps” is also accurate, but has the unfortunate connotation of implying that you’re a demon.

    Do you have something against demons? “Demon Prince/Lord/King/Emperor/God” is an awesome title.

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      CommentAuthorApep
    • CommentTimeOct 31st 2009
     

    True. The only titile more awesome is God-Emperor, but getting that takes waayy too much work.

    • CommentAuthorRocky
    • CommentTimeNov 1st 2009 edited
     
    bq. For me, he’s got the chiseled jaw and [b]muscles of a real manly man[/b]

    Please be so kind as to point out these "manly-man" muscles. I don't recall ever seeing any. Ever.
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    Ah, but were you looking?

    @ Sly: thanks for admitting it. Now I can go begin work on my vicious satire of internet users.

    • CommentAuthorRocky
    • CommentTimeNov 1st 2009
     
    !http://content8.flixster.com/photo/11/62/05/11620522_gal.jpg!

    I'm looking right now and I see no muscle.
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    I don’t see any either. I wonder what book he’s carrying… ;)

    • CommentAuthorRocky
    • CommentTimeNov 1st 2009
     
    _The Machinist Diet_, by Christian Bale
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    Thank you for making me laugh today, Rocky.

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    He looks like Cillian Murphy in that shot.

    There is no muscle there. Feminine dudes are “in” right now, for reasons I think I am aware of but will not comment on. They wear tight jeans, v-neck t-shirts and cry. The list of attributes goes on….

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    Oh, do tell the reasons. I’m curious if we’re both thinking the same thing :D

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    My guess is closeted lesbians.

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      CommentAuthorDiamonte
    • CommentTimeNov 1st 2009
     

    • CommentAuthorRocky
    • CommentTimeNov 1st 2009 edited
     
    Pattinson's hair must literally grapple with the barber.

    bq. Thank you for making me laugh today, Rocky.

    I made someone laugh?
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    Oh, do tell the reasons. I’m curious if we’re both thinking the same thing :D

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    And oh good grief, the hair...

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    Personally, I find his grin more unflattering.

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    I will concede that the grin does not help. At all.

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      CommentAuthorSMARTALIENQT
    • CommentTimeNov 1st 2009 edited
     

    Feminine dudes are “in” right now, for reasons I think I am aware of but will not comment on. They wear tight jeans, v-neck t-shirts and cry. The list of attributes goes on….

    OK, that I like. It’s guys who are ridiculously feminine that I can’t stand. I think it might be the influx of anime.

    One of these persons is a girl. If it weren’t for the dress, you can’t tell the difference.

    Somehow, these are both guys. The one on the left is sexier in grayscale, I swear.

    Yes, it was. I too, fear the femi-nazis, but doubt their presence on II

    Meh, not a hyper-feminist, more a “sexism still exists” person.

    There’s only about 2 kids at my school who can do it, and about 500 who try.

    I know one person who can pull off the “is he gay or just awesome?“ look. No one else even tries to top it.

    I will concede that the grin does not help. At all.

    That’s a grin? I couldn’t tell if it was supposed to be a nerd imitation or some sort of hunting snarl.

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    “is he gay or just awesome

    Ah, the David Bowie Line Tm.

    Gay ….........l…......... Awesome

    The line of demarcation was created by David Bowie, whom straight men find to look very gay at times, yet their girlfriends would lift their skirts for him in five seconds flat. Oh, Goblin King… despite the sequins, you play with our libidos.

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    17. Aidan Turner as Mitchell in Being Human

    Mitchell made the list. I was actually wondering if he would be on there…

    He should have been higher.

    Most of those people have extremely unflattering pictures.

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    I’m looking right now and I see no muscle.

    He’s walking, right? And holding a book? You need muscles for that!

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      CommentAuthorMoldorm
    • CommentTimeNov 2nd 2009
     

    I’d rather have hot tasty mussels, anyway.

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    I’m grasping at straws, here.

    I know, Steph, I know. It’s breaking my heart to watch.

    offers a straw

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    I’d rather have hot tasty mussels, anyway.

    Mussels are hot.

    Oops, wrong picture:

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    takes straw

    grasps

    thanks, Juniper. I needed that.