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Spanman, it’s Wednesday over here. You can be a girl again.
you-wha…?
Guys with lipstick just look a little scary. >_> Eyeliner is maybe acceptable. I’ve seen RT3 pull it off. :P
They make my friend’s brother look weird.
No, I’m sorry, I think girls are crazy to wear eyeliner to begin with. Nonononononono eyeliner for guys.
Like it matters to you. What’s wrong with eyeliner on girls? Or do you just think it’s gotta be a pain in the neck to put on? Wearing makeup is actually fun for me, since I just wear it when I feel like it, so I beg to differ.
As long as the eyeliner isn’t made of nightshade.
Like it matters to you. What’s wrong with eyeliner on girls? Or do you just think it’s gotta be a pain in the neck to put on? Wearing makeup is actually fun for me, since I just wear it when I feel like it, so I beg to differ.
Nah, I just think sticking a sharp object close to your eye is the definition of a poor idea. (once, when I was younger, I almost blinded mom by giving her a surprise tackle-hug when she was putting on eye-liner) Nothing wrong with other makeup, some face paint and lipstick can do wonders for some women (though if you have enough cleavage, guys won’t even care or notice that you have a head). Personally I prefer the natural look but that’s just me.
Nothing wrong with other makeup, some face paint and lipstick can do wonders for some women (though if you have enough cleavage, guys won’t even care or notice that you have a head).
Most guys. cough
Well yeah SlyShy, but the guys who wouldn’t aren’t the kind to notice girls in the first place. ;-)
Hm? Not all men are completely obsessed with sex.
Maybe I have high standards.
It’s because you are bizarre. Glad to hear it, boys. [this excludes the misoginistic sexist communist Nate Winchester :P]
“(once, when I was younger, I almost blinded mom by giving her a surprise tackle-hug when she was putting on eye-liner)”
This is why I don’t want kids.
Naw, with me, it’s just the possible blindness thing.
When did this thread morph from New Moon to children blinding their mothers with sticks of eyeliner?
In any case, makeup is a hassle and I rarely wear it. Now I get to have children without fearing for my eyesight. ^^
I rarely wear make-up either… I’m usually running late in the morning anyway, so stopping to carefully put on makeup would completely throw off my schedule! Besides, I hate the feeling of having stuff on my face.
I’m with swenson on the first point. But I don’t really mind having stuff on my face. It doesn’t bother me. Unless it’s mud.
[this excludes the misoginistic sexist communist Nate Winchester :P]
Now now steph, whatever I might be, it’s not a communist. (anarchist? sure let’s go with that) And misogynist? lol First time I’ve ever been labeled that by insulting guys. (oh! is this opposite day? in that case, Steph you are a wonderful and fine example of a human being)
Spanman- the lesson of the story is: if you ever have any sons, make sure you lock your doors. And make it clear to them that they can hurt daddy all they want, no hurting mommy.
In complete not-opposite day fashion: Spanman and Swenson have earned crush points from me.
...crush points…?
Depending upon the date, I think I might go with my friend. She’s a Twilight fan, but is perfectly happy to drown me in fandom enough for the two of us.
That and I’m not likely to be in Minneapolis again.
It doesn’t have a release date yet, does it?
I think he means in a lovely, rather than a squishy, way.
Just like Rep from WoW. Girls get “crush points” and guys get “buddy points”.
Start out at neutral. Then after so many you go to acquaintance, then friend, then crush/buddy, then heartbreaker/best friend etc.
Of course, negative points are also possible leading to: annoyance, then asshole, then enemy, etc.
I take it I’m on annoyance, then? Personally, I’d rather get crush points.
Lol, I was just throwing random words at you. I just went and looked ‘misogynist’ up on Google. Please be assured that you are an awesome guy, and I loved ‘Nate Winchester Watches Twiight’.
@ Jeni. I don’t think so.
Today was the last full day of school this year (YES!!!!), so I and a bunch of people ate lunch in the French classroom. Our French teacher is awesome (although I’ve never actually taken French… I had him for Honors English I, actually, and we stayed on good terms ever since) and let us on his computer (which, unlike the students’ accounts, does not have an Internet block). So someone was like “OOOO, LET’S WATCH THE NEW MOON TRAILER”, so we did. Great amounts of squeeee! went all over at the Taylor-Laurent-without-a-shirt moment. The boys were disgusted.
Lol, I was just throwing random words at you. I just went and looked ‘misogynist’ up on Google
Please, if anything I’m a misanthrope.
I take it I’m on annoyance, then? Personally, I’d rather get crush points.
You’ve been getting plenty of negative crush points.
(though you make me laugh enough that you are still within “respectable annoyance” level)
Um. So, if I don’t play my cards right, I’m heading for ‘girl least likely to ever want to date’.
You know, it’s always those ones the guys end up with in Hollywood.
Fortunately, life is nothing like the movies.
Indeed. Sly, are you going to waste another 5 bucks and go see the movie so that your faithful imps don’t have to watch it themselves? I’d be forever in your debt! (not really, I just don’t want to watch it)
Um. So, if I don’t play my cards right, I’m heading for ‘girl least likely to ever want to date’.
No, the lowest rank of all is: “person who I will ensure suffers the most painful and horrifying death imaginable”.
M. Night Shamalyn earned that rank after I watched the Happening.
The boys were disgusted.
Just as I assume that the girls would be disgusted if the boys hubba hubba’d over the latest trailer with Jessica Alba or someone. I tell you, I’m so tired of being treated like a piece of meat. When will women realize that we have brains too you know! (end sarcasm)
Lol, I guess this means no more discussion of Taylor Lautner then.
No, the lowest rank of all is: “person who I will ensure suffers the most painful and horrifying death imaginable”.
Well, THAT’S alright then! (I’ve been joking, btw)
Boys don’t have brains, silly! Don’t be ridiculous.
(That was sarcasm too, by the way…)
No really? Hee hee.
Lol, I guess this means no more discussion of Taylor Lautner then.
Nah, go ahead. Just be aware that doing so gives the guys carte blanche to express drooling over Ashley Green.
Well, THAT’S alright then! (I’ve been joking, btw)
Right and I’ve been totally serious this whole time. (no I haven’t)
Hey, that’d be a fun idea for the forums. A “rep” meter. Wait, we had that before didn’t we? nvm.
mutters Circle, circle, dot, dot, now I’ve got my cootie shot.
OK, I’m safe. Did boys ever get cootie shots?
@ Puppet:
Yes we do.
(deadly serious)
Well, I do. Come on, girls, I’m not alone, am I? AM I???
We put on a protective layer of mud every day.
Hence our discomfort at mom making us take a bath. We’re exposed to cooties then!
too late posting = disruption in the post/time contin-yew-um My apologies.
@ Winchestra:
Lol, I guess this means no more discussion of Taylor Lautner then.
bq. Nah, go ahead. Just be aware that doing so gives the guys carte blanche to express drooling over Ashley Green.
I think there’s an ‘e’ on the end of ‘Ashely Greene’.
(or is there? Discuss. formulate answer to pre-prepared question on nature of sarcasm and stupid comments in posts. reference failure to edit.)
Steph = Right.
Wow, something an article got wrong (I just copied her name from it). Who’s surprised?
Eh, probably not. I was just looking at the pictures anyway.
That is so disgusting and sexist!
...chauvinist! That was it! chauvinist pig, not communist! Apologies for the delay.
You do that.
That’s rather difficult, no?
Let’s hope not! Although, it’d be cool if he was… ;P
@RomanticVampireLover
Indeed. Sly, are you going to waste another 5 bucks and go see the movie so that your faithful imps don’t have to watch it themselves? I’d be forever in your debt! (not really, I just don’t want to watch it)
If there still existed theaters with $5 tickets I’d do that. Instead I’m wasting another $11 to go see the movie. :P
It’s not being released for a while still. But yeah, we are going to do something hilarious, if possible.
One difficulty is sneaking in a video camera without looking like we are trying to pirate the movie.
Also:
Hey SlyShy, what about that contest we were talking about? (2 different ones in fact, I think)
And your graph? Epic win.
@RT3
So? I’m so horrific they’ve had to destroy all photos and descriptions of me less people be driven insane looking at them.
(my job now is at gitmo as just glancing at prisoners inspires them to spill their guts)
(no, I am not Rosie O’Donnell – she frightens even me)
...chauvinist! That was it! chauvinist pig, not communist! Apologies for the delay.
Well that’s ok then. All is forgiven.
Then our course is clear RT3. We must unite and work together. Thus by being around each other, our powers will be blunted and we might be seen as ordinary men.
At least until C’thulu arises. I’m scheduled to serve punch then.
They wish. You’re thinking of Xenu. Though I will be supporting him should he ever return.
I’d just be grateful for a completely honest candidate for once.
“Hi America. I think you’re all beneath me and plan on using you as slave labor to turn the entire earth into a mobile warship.”
It’s pretty much the subtext of every political speech ever.
(well, except for Ron Paul, but scientists at NASA are still trying to unravel what’s the subtext of his speeches)
And Vulcan was. Then JJ Abrams blew him up.
Well who doesn’t like vaginas, babies or gold?
Maybe Ron Paul is really a pirate?
When are we Ninjas going to get our own candidate?
And when will International Creep like A Ninja Day be given the same level of recognition as its pirate counterpart?
Stealth fail you mean.
Larent or something? I never can remember the Evul Meyerpires’ names. Isn’t the girl one Victoria or something?
Laurent, James, and Victoria. Guess what? I know those off the top of my head. Kill me now.
@Rand: If Jacob was actually wearing Calvin Klein boxers, you were looking waaay too close. Like, way too close. Not even I would look that close.
Lol, you are correct. The guy’s name is Laurent. Anyone else think his eyes were seriously freaky?
I thought his hands were pretty gnarly. Oh hai? Guess what I just recently found out! Everyone I work wih is a huge Twilight fan!
D:
I thought she got over her angst about Midnight Sun being stolen and was working on it again?
Honestly, it sounds like a fanfic gone bad.
And that’s different from the rest of Twilight…. how?