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  1.  

    Spanman, it’s Wednesday over here. You can be a girl again.

  2.  
    Yay, men wearing lipstick!

    Wait...
  3.  

    you-wha…?

  4.  
    Eyeliner looks better on men. (than lipstick I mean!) ;P
    • CommentAuthorSlyShy
    • CommentTimeJun 3rd 2009
     

    Guys with lipstick just look a little scary. >_> Eyeliner is maybe acceptable. I’ve seen RT3 pull it off. :P

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      CommentAuthorMoldorm
    • CommentTimeJun 3rd 2009
     

    They make my friend’s brother look weird.

  5.  
    Yeah, they make most people guys look weird. Only a few are able to pull it off. ;)
  6.  
    Eyeliner... it depends on the guy.
    Lipstick... you are ASKING for a punch in the face, mate.
  7.  

    No, I’m sorry, I think girls are crazy to wear eyeliner to begin with. Nonononononono eyeliner for guys.

  8.  

    Like it matters to you. What’s wrong with eyeliner on girls? Or do you just think it’s gotta be a pain in the neck to put on? Wearing makeup is actually fun for me, since I just wear it when I feel like it, so I beg to differ.

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      CommentAuthorMoldorm
    • CommentTimeJun 3rd 2009
     

    As long as the eyeliner isn’t made of nightshade.

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      CommentAuthorPuppet
    • CommentTimeJun 3rd 2009
     
    Nightshade on boys just makes them look emo.
  9.  
    Ha ha. *Bella*donna. This is about Twilight 2 after all.
  10.  

    Like it matters to you. What’s wrong with eyeliner on girls? Or do you just think it’s gotta be a pain in the neck to put on? Wearing makeup is actually fun for me, since I just wear it when I feel like it, so I beg to differ.

    Nah, I just think sticking a sharp object close to your eye is the definition of a poor idea. (once, when I was younger, I almost blinded mom by giving her a surprise tackle-hug when she was putting on eye-liner) Nothing wrong with other makeup, some face paint and lipstick can do wonders for some women (though if you have enough cleavage, guys won’t even care or notice that you have a head). Personally I prefer the natural look but that’s just me.

    • CommentAuthorSlyShy
    • CommentTimeJun 3rd 2009
     

    Nothing wrong with other makeup, some face paint and lipstick can do wonders for some women (though if you have enough cleavage, guys won’t even care or notice that you have a head).

    Most guys. cough

  11.  

    Well yeah SlyShy, but the guys who wouldn’t aren’t the kind to notice girls in the first place. ;-)

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      CommentAuthorMoldorm
    • CommentTimeJun 3rd 2009
     

    Hm? Not all men are completely obsessed with sex.

    • CommentAuthorSlyShy
    • CommentTimeJun 3rd 2009 edited
     

    Maybe I have high standards.

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      CommentAuthorMoldorm
    • CommentTimeJun 3rd 2009
     
    That sounds bizarrely like a pun.
  12.  

    It’s because you are bizarre. Glad to hear it, boys. [this excludes the misoginistic sexist communist Nate Winchester :P]

    “(once, when I was younger, I almost blinded mom by giving her a surprise tackle-hug when she was putting on eye-liner)”

    This is why I don’t want kids.

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      CommentAuthorMoldorm
    • CommentTimeJun 3rd 2009
     
    Really? I don't want them because they cost a lot and will probably disappoint me.
  13.  

    Naw, with me, it’s just the possible blindness thing.

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      CommentAuthorSpanman
    • CommentTimeJun 3rd 2009
     

    When did this thread morph from New Moon to children blinding their mothers with sticks of eyeliner?

    In any case, makeup is a hassle and I rarely wear it. Now I get to have children without fearing for my eyesight. ^^

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      CommentAuthorswenson
    • CommentTimeJun 3rd 2009
     

    I rarely wear make-up either… I’m usually running late in the morning anyway, so stopping to carefully put on makeup would completely throw off my schedule! Besides, I hate the feeling of having stuff on my face.

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    I’m with swenson on the first point. But I don’t really mind having stuff on my face. It doesn’t bother me. Unless it’s mud.

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    [this excludes the misoginistic sexist communist Nate Winchester :P]

    Now now steph, whatever I might be, it’s not a communist. (anarchist? sure let’s go with that) And misogynist? lol First time I’ve ever been labeled that by insulting guys. (oh! is this opposite day? in that case, Steph you are a wonderful and fine example of a human being)

    Spanman- the lesson of the story is: if you ever have any sons, make sure you lock your doors. And make it clear to them that they can hurt daddy all they want, no hurting mommy.

    In complete not-opposite day fashion: Spanman and Swenson have earned crush points from me.

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      CommentAuthorSpanman
    • CommentTimeJun 3rd 2009
     

    ...crush points…?

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      CommentAuthorMoldorm
    • CommentTimeJun 3rd 2009
     
    I think he means in a lovely, rather than a squishy, way.
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      CommentAuthorRT3
    • CommentTimeJun 3rd 2009
     
    Yay for traditional gender-specific stereotypes. And I only wear eyeliner when I'm playing that kinda venue.
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    Right, so kids, I hate. Sorry, just a fact. Anyhow, makeup would look freaky on guys on a regular basis; I was half kidding in my ealier post ;P And honestly, because I think makeup's disgusting, I never wear it; after all, who wants to look 'like they've been airbrushed'? Just my opnion!

    Back to New Moon, my friends are obssesing over it, and I can't wait until the dissapointment hits them! *evil laugh*
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      CommentAuthorJeni
    • CommentTimeJun 3rd 2009
     

    Depending upon the date, I think I might go with my friend. She’s a Twilight fan, but is perfectly happy to drown me in fandom enough for the two of us.

    That and I’m not likely to be in Minneapolis again.

    It doesn’t have a release date yet, does it?

  17.  

    I think he means in a lovely, rather than a squishy, way.

    Just like Rep from WoW. Girls get “crush points” and guys get “buddy points”.

    Start out at neutral. Then after so many you go to acquaintance, then friend, then crush/buddy, then heartbreaker/best friend etc.

    Of course, negative points are also possible leading to: annoyance, then asshole, then enemy, etc.

  18.  

    I take it I’m on annoyance, then? Personally, I’d rather get crush points.

    Lol, I was just throwing random words at you. I just went and looked ‘misogynist’ up on Google. Please be assured that you are an awesome guy, and I loved ‘Nate Winchester Watches Twiight’.

    @ Jeni. I don’t think so.

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      CommentAuthorswenson
    • CommentTimeJun 3rd 2009
     

    Today was the last full day of school this year (YES!!!!), so I and a bunch of people ate lunch in the French classroom. Our French teacher is awesome (although I’ve never actually taken French… I had him for Honors English I, actually, and we stayed on good terms ever since) and let us on his computer (which, unlike the students’ accounts, does not have an Internet block). So someone was like “OOOO, LET’S WATCH THE NEW MOON TRAILER”, so we did. Great amounts of squeeee! went all over at the Taylor-Laurent-without-a-shirt moment. The boys were disgusted.

  19.  

    Lol, I was just throwing random words at you. I just went and looked ‘misogynist’ up on Google

    Please, if anything I’m a misanthrope.

    I take it I’m on annoyance, then? Personally, I’d rather get crush points.

    You’ve been getting plenty of negative crush points.
    (though you make me laugh enough that you are still within “respectable annoyance” level)

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    Um. So, if I don’t play my cards right, I’m heading for ‘girl least likely to ever want to date’.

    You know, it’s always those ones the guys end up with in Hollywood.

    Fortunately, life is nothing like the movies.

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    Indeed. Sly, are you going to waste another 5 bucks and go see the movie so that your faithful imps don’t have to watch it themselves? I’d be forever in your debt! (not really, I just don’t want to watch it)

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    Um. So, if I don’t play my cards right, I’m heading for ‘girl least likely to ever want to date’.

    No, the lowest rank of all is: “person who I will ensure suffers the most painful and horrifying death imaginable”.

    M. Night Shamalyn earned that rank after I watched the Happening.

    The boys were disgusted.

    Just as I assume that the girls would be disgusted if the boys hubba hubba’d over the latest trailer with Jessica Alba or someone. I tell you, I’m so tired of being treated like a piece of meat. When will women realize that we have brains too you know! (end sarcasm)

  23.  

    Lol, I guess this means no more discussion of Taylor Lautner then.

    No, the lowest rank of all is: “person who I will ensure suffers the most painful and horrifying death imaginable”.

    Well, THAT’S alright then! (I’ve been joking, btw)

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      CommentAuthorswenson
    • CommentTimeJun 3rd 2009
     

    Boys don’t have brains, silly! Don’t be ridiculous.

    (That was sarcasm too, by the way…)

  24.  

    No really? Hee hee.

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      CommentAuthorPuppet
    • CommentTimeJun 3rd 2009
     
    And girls have cooties.

    (sarcasm.)
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    Lol, I guess this means no more discussion of Taylor Lautner then.

    Nah, go ahead. Just be aware that doing so gives the guys carte blanche to express drooling over Ashley Green.

    Well, THAT’S alright then! (I’ve been joking, btw)

    Right and I’ve been totally serious this whole time. (no I haven’t)

    Hey, that’d be a fun idea for the forums. A “rep” meter. Wait, we had that before didn’t we? nvm.

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      CommentAuthorswenson
    • CommentTimeJun 3rd 2009
     

    mutters Circle, circle, dot, dot, now I’ve got my cootie shot.

    OK, I’m safe. Did boys ever get cootie shots?

  26.  

    @ Puppet:

    Yes we do.

    (deadly serious)

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    Well, I do. Come on, girls, I’m not alone, am I? AM I???

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    We put on a protective layer of mud every day.

    Hence our discomfort at mom making us take a bath. We’re exposed to cooties then!

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      CommentAuthorPuppet
    • CommentTimeJun 3rd 2009
     
    Aren't you a girl?
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    too late posting = disruption in the post/time contin-yew-um My apologies.

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    @ Winchestra:

    Lol, I guess this means no more discussion of Taylor Lautner then.

    bq. Nah, go ahead. Just be aware that doing so gives the guys carte blanche to express drooling over Ashley Green.

    I think there’s an ‘e’ on the end of ‘Ashely Greene’.

    (or is there? Discuss. formulate answer to pre-prepared question on nature of sarcasm and stupid comments in posts. reference failure to edit.)

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      CommentAuthorMoldorm
    • CommentTimeJun 3rd 2009
     
    Google says yes.
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    Steph = Right.

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    Wow, something an article got wrong (I just copied her name from it). Who’s surprised?

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      CommentAuthorMoldorm
    • CommentTimeJun 3rd 2009
     
    Was it a reputable article?
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    Eh, probably not. I was just looking at the pictures anyway.

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    That is so disgusting and sexist!

    ...chauvinist! That was it! chauvinist pig, not communist! Apologies for the delay.

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      CommentAuthorMoldorm
    • CommentTimeJun 3rd 2009
     
    Apology accepted.

    *forcechokes*
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    You do that.

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      CommentAuthorMoldorm
    • CommentTimeJun 3rd 2009
     
    *forcechokes YOU*

    With your computer wires.
    Over the interwebs.
  36.  

    That’s rather difficult, no?

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      CommentAuthorMoldorm
    • CommentTimeJun 3rd 2009
     
    It is. It's nice that someone appreciates how much effort I put in to this.
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      CommentAuthorPuppet
    • CommentTimeJun 3rd 2009
     
    Eh, Darth Vader force choked the admiral through a screen in the fifth movie. Then again Moldorm isn't Darth Vader. ;)
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      CommentAuthorMoldorm
    • CommentTimeJun 3rd 2009
     
    But I try harder!
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    Let’s hope not! Although, it’d be cool if he was… ;P

  38.  
    Just try to imagine what Furries are going to do to this
    • CommentAuthorSlyShy
    • CommentTimeJun 3rd 2009
     

    @RomanticVampireLover

    Indeed. Sly, are you going to waste another 5 bucks and go see the movie so that your faithful imps don’t have to watch it themselves? I’d be forever in your debt! (not really, I just don’t want to watch it)

    If there still existed theaters with $5 tickets I’d do that. Instead I’m wasting another $11 to go see the movie. :P

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      CommentAuthorRT3
    • CommentTimeJun 3rd 2009
     
    hey, we should see this one. we could MST yeh?
    • CommentAuthorSlyShy
    • CommentTimeJun 3rd 2009
     

    It’s not being released for a while still. But yeah, we are going to do something hilarious, if possible.

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      CommentAuthorRT3
    • CommentTimeJun 3rd 2009
     
    It'll give me an excuse to wear eyeliner. Also if we don't get kicked out I'll be disappointed.
    • CommentAuthorSlyShy
    • CommentTimeJun 3rd 2009 edited
     

    One difficulty is sneaking in a video camera without looking like we are trying to pirate the movie.

    Also:

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      CommentAuthorRT3
    • CommentTimeJun 3rd 2009
     
    "Officer, I swear, it's not what it looks like! I just came from an underage porn shoot!"
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    Hey SlyShy, what about that contest we were talking about? (2 different ones in fact, I think)

    And your graph? Epic win.

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      CommentAuthorRT3
    • CommentTimeJun 3rd 2009
     
    That's obviously a chart of me, and there's no data for how hot I am because I am pi handsome -- irrationally good looking.
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    @RT3

    So? I’m so horrific they’ve had to destroy all photos and descriptions of me less people be driven insane looking at them.
    (my job now is at gitmo as just glancing at prisoners inspires them to spill their guts)

    (no, I am not Rosie O’Donnell – she frightens even me)

    ...chauvinist! That was it! chauvinist pig, not communist! Apologies for the delay.

    Well that’s ok then. All is forgiven.

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      CommentAuthorRT3
    • CommentTimeJun 3rd 2009
     
    that sounds kind of like what i do, only replace "gitmo" with "everywhere," replace "prisoners" with "women," replace "spilling" with "humidifying," and replace "guts" with "panties."
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    Then our course is clear RT3. We must unite and work together. Thus by being around each other, our powers will be blunted and we might be seen as ordinary men.

    At least until C’thulu arises. I’m scheduled to serve punch then.

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      CommentAuthorRT3
    • CommentTimeJun 3rd 2009
     
    isn't c'thulu like, the jesus of scientology?
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    They wish. You’re thinking of Xenu. Though I will be supporting him should he ever return.

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      CommentAuthorRT3
    • CommentTimeJun 3rd 2009
     
    certainly woulda voted her in over Obama or McCain. America is ready for a warrior princess in the White House!
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      CommentAuthorMoldorm
    • CommentTimeJun 3rd 2009
     
    No, Cthulhu is one of Lovegraft's eldritch abominations.

    You may be thinking of evil space warlord Xenu, who killed millions of his own people with volcanoes.
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      CommentAuthorRT3
    • CommentTimeJun 3rd 2009
     
    no, I think that's Vulcan, who is apparently the god of star trek
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    I’d just be grateful for a completely honest candidate for once.
    “Hi America. I think you’re all beneath me and plan on using you as slave labor to turn the entire earth into a mobile warship.”

    It’s pretty much the subtext of every political speech ever.
    (well, except for Ron Paul, but scientists at NASA are still trying to unravel what’s the subtext of his speeches)

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      CommentAuthorRT3
    • CommentTimeJun 3rd 2009
     
    I think it has something to do with vaginas, babies, and the gold standard. *shrug*
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    C’thulu

    And Vulcan was. Then JJ Abrams blew him up.

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    Well who doesn’t like vaginas, babies or gold?

    Maybe Ron Paul is really a pirate?

    When are we Ninjas going to get our own candidate?

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      CommentAuthorMoldorm
    • CommentTimeJun 3rd 2009
     

    And when will International Creep like A Ninja Day be given the same level of recognition as its pirate counterpart?

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      CommentAuthorRT3
    • CommentTimeJun 3rd 2009 edited
     
    Stealth:

    http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q86/gretchenbaer/6a0105349ca980970c0105358f75a6970c-.jpg
  46.  

    Stealth fail you mean.

    This is how you do it.

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      CommentAuthorRT3
    • CommentTimeJun 3rd 2009
     
    No, this is how we do it.

    http://www.enviromedia.com/images/how_we_do_it.gif

    Courtesy of the good folks here at EnviroMedia.
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      CommentAuthorRand
    • CommentTimeJun 3rd 2009
     
    This is what happened in the trailer:

    EVENT: Usual, almost mandatory flash of scenery
    A la M. Python... GET ON WITH IT!
    EVENT: Bella: Its my birthday. *mumbles something unsultry though that is the clear purpose of it* Kiss me. (manages to make that uncool too)
    EVENT: Random voiceover: I love you. (short, succinct, but certainly not romantic. Just cause you say it fast, doesn't mean you're foolin' anyone!)
    EVENT: Edward mumbles something in a prebuscent, cracking voice. (Maybe its just my speakers are weird. Maybe.)
    EVENT: Bella's b-day party. Alice: *swish and flicks and points at a corner* There's a cake too. (Cake?! Cake my butt, that looks like a couple of hat boxes stacked on top of each other! And it says 'Bella' in silver script on top? What happened to plain old Happy Birthday?)
    EVENT: Somehow, Bella gets a paper cut. Somehow, she says 'Paper Cut' without actually moving her lips (voice-over magic again?)
    EVENT: Drops of iodine/blood fall to the carpet. (In an impressive macro shot).
    EVENT: Jasper, who is standing two feet next to Bella, starts running for an hour towards her. He looks like her wine glass is poisoned or something. "BELLA DON'T DRINK IT LET ME SAVE YOUUUUU"
    EVENT: Edward. Knocks Bella into the Hat boxes. This is completely ignored in favor of watching Jasper get beat up.
    EVENT: Jasper: crashes into piano. Completely decimates it. His hair has deflated a little.
    EVENT: El. Oh. El. Edward: *scruched face* This is the last time you'll ever see me. Stop the movie at 1:02 and you'll see what I mean.
    EVENT: Bella: curls up into a little ball/melts into a little puddle of pain and cries/touches her hair.
    EVENT: Vampire dude with red eyes approaches, says something. He has red eyes. (Someone tell me his name, its killing me.)
    EVENT: He touches her hair. Bella, 1:23, sleazy look. Doesn't look good on her. She should be backing away shouting Stranger Danger and I Need An Adult!
    EVENT: More laughs. Jacob stands up shirtless wearing Calvin Klein boxers and no shirts. Music is now at some odd vocalization.
    EVENT: Jacob jumps over his family's front porch. S'not closed up enough.
    EVENT: Red-Eye raises his hand.
    EVENT: Jacob growls.
    EVENT: He transforms into a poodle.
    EVENT: Bella shouts 'Jake. Run.' while running away in the opposite direction. Emotion-empty, of course.
    EVENT: 11.20.09 flashes onscreen. Man, they make these movies fast!
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      CommentAuthorswenson
    • CommentTimeJun 3rd 2009
     

    Larent or something? I never can remember the Evul Meyerpires’ names. Isn’t the girl one Victoria or something?

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      CommentAuthorSpanman
    • CommentTimeJun 3rd 2009
     

    Laurent, James, and Victoria. Guess what? I know those off the top of my head. Kill me now.

    @Rand: If Jacob was actually wearing Calvin Klein boxers, you were looking waaay too close. Like, way too close. Not even I would look that close.

  47.  
    lol werepoodle. you just made my day less crappy:P
  48.  

    Lol, you are correct. The guy’s name is Laurent. Anyone else think his eyes were seriously freaky?

  49.  

    I thought his hands were pretty gnarly. Oh hai? Guess what I just recently found out! Everyone I work wih is a huge Twilight fan!

    D:

  50.  
    Oh, that sucks! I'm just waiting for this trend to die down, but I have a feeling it'll take awhile... At least she's not writing another book. Oh yeah, and wickedly epic graph Sly. ;)
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      CommentAuthorswenson
    • CommentTimeJun 4th 2009
     

    I thought she got over her angst about Midnight Sun being stolen and was working on it again?

  51.  
    True, but at least the story itself is over; I mean, midnight sun is just from a different POV. Honestly, it sounds like a fanfic gone bad.
  52.  

    Honestly, it sounds like a fanfic gone bad.

    And that’s different from the rest of Twilight…. how?

  53.  
    Heh, very true. ;)