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Commentary:
0:15: “It’s my birthday.” Could you try sounding happy about that?
0:43: A paper cut? Good god girl, is there anything you can do right?
1:34: Werewolves are retarded. That’s all.
I like how Ed’s first response to save Bella is to Smash her against a wall :D
I guess Jacob really did put on a lot of muscle for that role. He doesn’t look anything like he used to.
I’m starting to notice a trend with Bella’s face. It never changes.
Because Kristin Stewart is a terrible actress. She seems to think saying everything in that annoying breathy voice of hers make her character deep, too. But then, I’m biased.
It’s not like I hate everyone in the movies and think they are bad actors. I think whoever it is that plays Alice does a decent job. Oddly enough, the person who plays Alice was a model and not an actress, but she’s better than Kristin Stewart.
Oh shucks, that was disappointing. The Cullens’ acting was… just no. The only up was shirtless Taylor Lautner. >> And then he turned into a fake-looking wolf. Sigh.
I can’t believe I promised to go watch this at midnight. I hope I’ll get some laughs out of it.
I can’t believe I promised to go watch this at midnight. I hope I’ll get some laughs out of it.
I can’t believe I’m probably going to end up doing the same, and I haven’t even promised anyone.
@Steph: MUAHAHA I have you now!
...not really. I have absolutely no room to talk.
No. I’m just looking forward to seeing some Native American pecs. D:
I should not have said that.
For my own sake I hope New Moon comes out on a Tuesday.
Shhh.
The Basil Brush show.
Never heard of it. :(
Anyway, I just watched the trailer again and noticed this time Jacob’s little shreddy clothing flying away when he turned into a wolf. I foresee a lot of awkward parts to this film.
Yeah.
Charlie: No, Bella, I trust you with Jacob. I’ll come meet you at the beach in an hour.
one hour later, during which Jacob gets angry and phases uncontrollably
Charlie: Jacob, what is the meaning of this?
AU Jacob: No, no, she came onto me, I swear!
Teehee. New Moon just got ten times funnier.
Basil Brush! I was watching that on CBBC channel this morning!
Surely there’s no way a wolf could beat a Meyerpire, unbalanced as they are? Unless Meyerwolves are similarly overpowered…
But in your case, when the shirtless parts hit, will you choose to contain the squee and laugh or just let it dribble everywhere without seeing the humour because it’s Taylor Launtner. I can’t even spell his name.
I think I’m going to have to skip seeing New Moon just so I can preserve some innocence.
Heck no!
I’ll probably laugh and ignore the squee. I have to retain some dignity, sheesh.
I know the feeling. We have people who look up to us…
Or rather, people who look down on us. But we would rather they had no more reasons to look even further down on us. Yep.
In a way, yes.
Let me know how it goes. And whether you had to surreptitiously wipe off some of the squee from some poor unsuspecting lady’s hair.
Oh dear. D:
Anyway. I have several more months before that ordeal. Whew.
During which time maybe you’ll discover non-squee pills or something :)
Hey, that would be cool. :D
@ spanman: in your case, that might mean sleeping pills
Oh, that’s cruel.
Sorry :P. I’m getting really tired. If you look back, you can see that I’ve been on the forums for a while.4 or 6 hours or something.
Go to bed. XD
@Spanman. Okazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Awesome. Mother-tastic mission accomplished.
Sleeping is good.
I hate you.
That was such fail. That wolf looked terrible. And why would Edward need to fling Bella across the room when he could have just tackled Jasper, like he did eventually anyway?
Well, Edward and the CG wolf suck, but Taylor Lautner is still hot… and so I will find myself watching a horrible movie with dreadful acting, a terrible plot, fake-looking CG wolves, and a protagonist I couldn’t care less about purely to see a bunch of hot shirtless Native American guys. minor squee!
So, this may not be the right time for this, but since everyone goes crazy when she gets a little papercut, what happens when it’s Bella’s “time of the month”?
...I never thought of that… maybe she’s on BC.
eyebrow raise
Because, you know, there’s a functional difference between that kind and ordinary blood… NOT. Smeyer fails biology again.
Am I the only person who thought of Dr. Horrible when Edward shoved Bella away from Jasper? (“did you notice that he threw you in the garbage?”) Please say no.
In any case, at least they have some CG effects in this one. Compared to Twilight, this film’s effects are downright masterful.
So, this may not be the right time for this, but since everyone goes crazy when she gets a little papercut, what happens when it’s Bella’s “time of the month”?
I think the official explanation has something to do with menstrual blood being “dead blood” (don’t ask me how that works).
I think the official explanation has something to do with menstrual blood being “dead blood” (don’t ask me how that works).
There is a lot of nasty gunk in there besides blood, but that still sounds like a lousy excuse. The author thinking of it after the fact.
Which I find surprising, seeing as she’s female…
Still haven’t seen that. I’m culturally illiterate.
nods head in agreement and then backs away quickly to avoid a slap
swung, missed, cried
I wonder if the abs are CGI, like in 300 or Ghostrider. I have no point of reference, it just seems that everyone is surprised at how beefy this guy is.
please don’t hit me D:
Was it a critical miss?
I love it when Jasper tries to faceglomp Bella during the party. He doesn’t look very scary, just amusing and sort of like a fanboy. “OMG KRISTEN STEWARRT CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAAAAAPH???”
That’s totally it, Ari…
@OLD- meh, I doubt it, considering if it was it’d be the same studio that did the wolf…
Which, you know, might not be so bad once it’s actually in the movie. I watch Doctor Who, so I’m used to rotten special effects, anyway.
YES!!!! my nickname for OverlordDan has penetrated into your consciousness! Success!!!
Or wait… did he have that nickname before and I just never noticed?
Nah, I borrowed it from you. It’s a conspiracy!
Lol, I am revolutionising II, one nickname at a time. I think I did CB’s as well. ‘Slushie’ hasn’t caught on yet, though, which is probably just as well…
Who’s Slushie? And I’ll forestall your naming by giving myself a name… call me Swen.
Slushie = SlyShy, no?
I haven’t seen Twilight, so I don’t know.
Neither have I, first my friends ditched me, and then my sister did. Aren’t I loved?
Because I’m home sick (and incredibly bored due to WoW undergoing maintenance) I think I’ll save you the trouble by posting the screencaps Jet selected along with her funny captions.
“Dude, I’m so hot I turn myself on.”
Bob the Builder finally loses it.
“C’mon, Bella, jump for the snack!”
Why dois your sword so drip with blood, Edward, Edward/Why dois your sword so drip with blood, And why so glad, my son?
Sorry, Mike, but the camera’s not interested in you either. Tough break.
“Yeah, so… you looking forward to doing those sex scenes in Breaking Dawn or what?”
“‘Legends of the Slapping Beaver’? I just know that’s gonna be furry porn.”
The twihards deny their secret ritual slaughter of haters, but everyone knows it’s true.
In a moment of frustration, Edward tries pinching Bella on the arse to see if she’ll change her expression.
“This is the skin of a fab-u-lous killer!”
“For the last time, the mouse is gone! Now will you get out of that tree already?”
“Can you read my mind? Oh, right, you can’t. Psych!”
“Dear internet: your a bunch of meanies an u don understand my caracterz, jelus haterz! Im not gonna write the next chappie till I get ten good reviews!”
On learning that Edward has been breaking into his daughter’s room every night, Charlie responds appropriately.
“I see… things no-one should ever see. Vampire C-sections and paedophile werewolves… Oh, I am so gonna be ‘unavailable for filming’ that day…”
Is it just me, or does it look like she’s enjoying this just a little too much?
How most girls would react on learning that their creepy bipolar stalker wants to piss off and leave them alone for good.
“Oh hell, it’s been way too long since I did one of these… which vein was it again?”
Hey… SlyShy! That gives me a great idea. We should do a twilight caption contest.
Finally saw the trailer. Edward looks like he’s been dunked in the same bag of flour as Carlisle.
I am happily going to accompany my friend to see this to also perv on Jacob.
Oh, crap on a crutch, he is totally not 17. Can’t be. >>
Yep. Born in 1992. January, I think.
D: He’s the same age as my friend’s younger brother. That’s why it’s so squicky. ><
Ew, he’s almost my age. DDDD: I’m still freaked by the SMeyer cameo in the movie. I nearly choked on my soda when I saw her face, all smug and whatever.
Hey… SlyShy! That gives me a great idea. We should do a twilight caption contest.
Isn’t that pretty much the Twilight EWW’s?
Nah, instead of taking quotations out of context, you take pictures out of context. Way out of context.
I love caption competitions.
Me too! Though I suck at actually making captions.
Though Taylor Lautner is so older than me. So I can get away with ogling. >>
Some of these discussions are going in very disturbing directions. It’s like some of you want to send Taylor Lautner to jail.
Ok, first sign to see if you have a problem:
Would you be ok with Taylor Lautner in your room, watching you sleep at night?
Um, no. That would be scary and dumb. Besides, I say stupid things like “Is it Tuesday? Yes it is… Tuesday…” in my sleep. I also snore. I also sleepwalk and bring things like staplers to my bedside table in the night. So no, that would not be cool.
Also, this brings back memories of the absolutely ridiculous cold-tent scene in Eclipse. Bad memories. In which I was alternately crying tears of hopelessness for humanity and rolling on the floor laughing.
ok, so we’ve confirmed that spanman doesn’t have a problem. (yet…)
Thanks for the diagnosis, doctor.