Author of Maradonia and the Seven Bridges, which someone on II (who was it again?) did a few sporkings of. Because it was so, so bad. Especially because she’s one of those sort of ignorantly arrogant teenage authors.

Ah. I see. She’s a raging bitch. I’ve just decided that.
“Hey, let’s write a book. It’ll be completely original, I’ll just not get the idea to write one on my own, I’ll get a teacher to make me. And then, I’ll use as many words and pages as possible!”
Makes me want to scream “WHO THE FUCK CARES HOW MANY PAGES YOUR BOOK HAS? IF IT’S CRAP, THEN IT DOESN’T COUNT. TAD WILLIAMS WILL RAPE YOU WITH HIS BOOKS. HIS SERIES’S ARE LONG AND GOOD. Seriously, check them out. They may actually make you not such a contrived and portentous bitch. Change your outlook. All that fun stuff.”

.. what?

Uh. There’s a time and a place, Dante.

There is.
I’m sorry.
Epic fail on my part.

Just having a hard time capturing my amazing beauty, eh?

Sorry on that, good luck Virgil!

Just having a hard time capturing my amazing beauty, eh?

I expect he’ll have the same problem when it’s my turn.

XD Nice work Virgil! I so want Nate’s Hanzo steel. drools

Thanks LS, I plan on doing you next.

Oh, pfft, everything I say about this be taken totally out of context.

_{though it is funny}

Sweet, I look forward to it. ;) /innuendo

I know who she is now.. though I almost with I didn’t.

I’ll get around to ya.

Dunno.. good point.

Apparently, (according to this one thing I found online), it’s from the verb “to bate” which is in turn from the verb “to abate”, and literally means to pause or stop in breathing, from awe or wonder or whatever.

So. Yeah.

But all the fish will be attracted to you! Want a fish dinner? Want to impress a girl? Just lean over any body of water, breathe out, and watch the hordes arrive!

I am a girl, and I would not be impressed if a boy had fish attacking his mouth.

^^Steph has a list. It’s like the “Gender Thread” or something. It’s okay, anyway.

I wanted to have her shirt say ‘ceiling kitty is watching you masticate’ but my sanity wouldn’t allow it. Sorry Dia.

D:

She’s way older than you are.

Everyone is getting drawn, in order of general seniority.

Rhaego was the like tenth person on II the actual site.

Seniority=me :D

Please?

:D

Seniority=me :D

Flawless logic, mate.

Just today I was thinking about you.. (i’m not gay!) and I dunno what I’d do.

I have glasses. Just for whenever you get around to me. A girl with glasses is the only constraint really, just because I have to wear them all the time or I have no depth perception, and everything is blurry.

IMO you should make Puppet wear one of them beanies with the propellers on top.

IMO you should make Puppet wear one of them beanies with the propellers on top.

xD So long as you make sansa with dark blue eyeliner. :D

xDDD

I just looked at Diamonte’s. It is really good.

@NP: I have glasses in real life too- but it’d look funny with my tiara. :D

I suppose I don’t really need them since they all just have big, empty eye sockets.

Lord Snow is next, have already made preparations. Thanks for the gratitude and souls.

Gah! They’re all so good!

@Puppet: Jeez, back off. You’re not supposed to say things like that about your own grandmother.

xD So long as you make sansa with dark blue eyeliner. :D

Hey, I am looking out for you. You need one of those hats to steer jet-socks.

Unless you meant these:

Laaaame.

Draw me with Jet-socks and I won’t stop looking at me. :3

XD How about draw you as a jet sock?

I’m excited to see me. :) (that sounds funny…)

A Jet sock puppet!

Sheesh, drawing is depressing. I got mad at my picture of Steph so I took a break on it and finished up on redoing Virgil. And it looks pretty much the same after all. Ho hum.

It’s bigger on the inside.

You know, when we have our II convention, we’ll all have to get shirts made up with these drawings on them instead of name tags.

I suppose everyone will want me to bring my sword(s).

You know, when we have our II convention, we’ll all have to get shirts made up with these drawings on them instead of name tags.

Yes. We must. We must have a convention and we must have shirts. I wonder if I could get drawings printed onto tees at that one booth at the mall…

_{can i have one as well? when you have time?}

No worries, I’ll see what I can do.

Spanny, that is awesomely epic. And it absolutely is far larger on the inside than it is on the outside. Also, would you like Kitty’s font that she uses?

Yes. We must. We must have a convention and we must have shirts. I wonder if I could get drawings printed onto tees at that one booth at the mall…

I agree. On a frivolous note, on my zeppelin. On a less frivolous one, when we’re all successful authors. In a realistic setting, sometime in the next half decade.

On a less frivolous one, when we’re all successful authors. In a realistic setting, sometime in the next half decade.

That would be cool… though we might just end up critizing each other’s books the whole time.

I suppose we’d just watch movies.. and stuff.

I ain’t comin’ if Nate’s going to be holding his sword all the time.

Edit: and especially if Moldorm will be holding it.

xD

So…much…innuendo….

We must have a II meet-up sometime.

We should do it at 2012 London games…

Too bad that’s a long way off. :(

8D We could have our own sporting event!

Death by…?

Ooh

With helium.

Why not both of these?

Also, Smash Bros.

Awesomeness. Duh.

And there was me thinking of something far more… inappropriate.

Har har har.

Anyway, seriously, an actual convention would be the better place to first meet at. Or New Moon.

Here you go NP.

And there was me thinking of something far more… inappropriate.

You’ll get to die from that another day Jeni.

Thank ya, Nate.