Call the cops.

That made me LOL.

She should want an equal, not someone who treats her like a little pet.

The operative word here being “should.” The only one who treats her like an equal is Jacob, and look at what happened to him! Then again, Wanda in The Host is reincarnated as a sixteen-year-old, who ends up being petted and loved by all.

Off subject slightly, but I really loved his jacket, so.

I really loved his jacket, so.

Didn’t he get it off a dead guy? Also, I really don’t think Kristin Stewart is attractive.

Half of them are in the movie…

Question: Is she cross-eyed?

ALSO, WHO WANTS TO HAVE SEX WITH SOMEONE WHO REMINDS THEM OF THEIR FATHER?!!!

Yeah, but Freud had issues...

The response to this article rocks

Nemo:
“Everything in his life is about her, and… that’s what every woman wants.” Selfish much, darling? Not only is that incredibly creepy, it’s incredibly narrowminded. He can’t have hobbies, interests, friends of his own, or even a simple day off from the job of incessantly worshipping His One and Only? Oh, my God. Therein lies the path to psychosis, little girl. Grow up. It’s one thing to be important to someone; it’s quite another thing to be an obsession. The latter isn’t healthy, and it certainly isn’t “what every woman wants.” Don’t project your arm-twist coping mechanisms onto the rest of us.

You tell her, Nemo!

Something about her appeals to me.

Same. I think I just dig the husky voice.

She’s not bad looking either.

Great pic arti. Yeah she has that blend of beauty with “girl next door”. But I’m also a fan of “dark” girls with pale skin. I’m weird.

It’s just a pity that she played Bella (not inaccurately) as if she had a hangover.

I almost feel sorry for KS in this regard. Let’s face it, no actress would have been accurate to Bella and come off as having talent. What is funny is watching the movie and picking out moments where it seems like Kristen and the director are really trying to break Bella out of the bland mold she’s stuck in. The scene with her and Jacob on the beech wasn’t too bad.

You see. She can seem attractive, but that one picture didn’t… erm, do her justice.

Alice, Jessica, Victoria in that order.

You’ve forgotten Rosalie.

“Now you know the crazy Cullen crew!”

Ah. You’re right. However—oh wait. I think it just depends on the picture or the time or something. “Twilight” wasn’t very flattering for anyone in general, in my opinion. No, I’m not a Cam Gigandet fan.

Generally, I got the impression they were making her look worse on purpose, because We Don’t Like Rosalie Until Book Four, Dammit. Especially in the stupid baseball scene. It was generally dumb, but she got the unquestionably worst outfit.

Apparently. She’s blonde and her boyfriend/husband is a jock. Also, when she walks into a room, everyone wishes they were her.

She had another vampire bite the holes?
I’m sure vampires are supposed to be able to bite/claw one another.

Don’t they regen though? I thought that was why you had to burn them after tearing them to pieces. They’re like trolls.

So wait, they can still control a hand that’s been torn off?

That is idiotic for a condition that is supposed to be scientifically explainable.

Huh, so on the Mohs Scale of Mineral Hardness, are vampires an 11?

You forget this is a world with magical flame-throwing amulets.

If the vamps were just explained as being magic, I wouldn’t really have an issue with it, but by trying to explain it via pseudobiology, Smeyer just makes it obviously impossible. Hands aren’t self-contained in a muscular sense, let alone a nerve sense.

Just like “The Latest Q&A With CP” thread.

I like how Underworld did it. Vampire: bitten by bat. Werewolf: bitten by wolf. Both are the sons of an immortal. The third son was the bond between the two, but not immortal.

Katie Cassidy would be a good Rosalie. She has that gorgeous blonde look that Rosalie’s supposed to have.

Katie Cassidy would be a good Rosalie. She has that gorgeous blonde look that Rosalie’s supposed to have.

See? (QT has good taste! =) Not only that, but she can really do the “you’re dead” look really well.

My point is Bella reminds me a lot of myself, with how boys react to her, and being kind of socially awkward. She sounds a lot like I was in high school, and even my first year or 2 of college.

Hmm… who would’ve thought? An awkward high school student! Most high school kids think they are awkward even when they aren’t. That’s why they all think they are just like Bella. Rolls eyes

Sounds JUST like my father.

Perhaps she didn’t realize this, but Edward being a father figure makes him even creepier. Not only is he stalking her, but now she makes it sound like he’s lusting after his own daughter. Shivers

Returning back to the original point…
It’s disturbing how strong a case this post by roissy makes that… well Edward is romantic.

I’d almost say you gals have my sympathy but I feel embarrassed for humanity as a whole.

Well then Arti… what should you start doing????

That’s easy for you to say, Mister Person Who Has Sharp Cutting Things.
Some of us don’t have a large supply of stylish lethal weapons lying around.

Are we going to have to write to you guys in prison?

Just make sure the guards don’t find the laptop you have stashed away.

I’ll bet. Did you have someone bake it into a pie for you?

That must have been hell during the… passing.

A topic on stalking vampires is just NOW turning weird?

I know NP, just pointing out a bit of absurdity.

I guess my effort to get the topic a bit on track was unsuccessful. (or was it….)

I would encourage every girl here to learn well this line:

Her separation from those other women is a separation of degree, not kind. For every woman who writes love poems to cold-blooded killers, there are one hundred women whose hearts beat fast for an asshole who cheats, a jerk who lies, or an alpha who dominates.

Recognizing the truth of our natures is the first step to overcoming and mastering them.

You keep this up NP, Virgil and I will invite you to our luxurious yacht.

Once Nate gets out of prison, you mean?

It was great champagne, but the point is that, what with the mass murder conviction and everything, it could be hard for you to entertain people right now.

Ah, that would be why I couldn’t find him, then.

OK, Jacob: Is he a pedophile?

coughhackwheeze WHAT?!

Blech.

Jake is going all Hikaru Genji up in this bitch.

In choir, there’s this love song we’re singing where it’s about a guy who’s cheating (it’s part of a Supremes medley), and instead of KICKING THE GUY’S BUTT, she’s begging him to come back to her.

I mean, WHAT THE HECK?! Dump the loser, I say!

Dump the loser, yes.

Well then Arti… what should you start doing????

I’m being cockblocked by my own morals. How embarrassing

>In choir, there’s this love song we’re singing where it’s about a guy who’s cheating (it’s part of a Supremes medley), and instead of KICKING THE GUY’S BUTT, she’s begging him to > come back to her.

Would that be Stop! In The Name Of Love?
...because that one always bugs me. It’s kind of ridiculous. But then, most of the Supremes’ songs have dumb messages. There’s the one where they beg the guy not to go, and the one where, if they wait patiently, Love Will Come To Them, and the one…well, there’s the one where they tell the guy to piss off. That one’s okay.

And remember to have the “Textile” button on.

(I know it’s unnecessary and slightly mean, but I can’t help pointing out the irony.)

Oh, it was intentional? Sorry! I just love irony.

Oh, it was intentional? Sorry! I just love irony.

XD It’s fine. I also love irony.

@WW – then Jacob would have had to wait longer until that boy had a child – hopefully a daughter. If another boy was born, he’d have to wait again…

etc etc