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This just popped into my head randomly. Anyone have an idea for the II theme song?
I wrote a stanza or two (to the tune of Ride of the Valkyries):
Kill the fangirls,
Kill the fangirls,
Kill the fangirls,
And Mary Sues!
We are awesome,
We are awesome,
We are great and
Have nothing to lose!
We will spork them,
Send-to-Forks them
Pelt-with-corks them
We will not lose!
OK, lame, but can anyone do better? Post your ideas here.
EDIT: I added a new verse to replace the “awesome” one.
XD I’m not much of a song writer, but I’d like to see what other people come up with.
The first stanza is alright. The “We are awesome,” while true, makes us sound very full of ourselves.
EDIT:
I too am not much of a song writer. I like the tune you chose though.
To the Tune of the Angry Video Game Nerd’s theme song:
We’re gonna critique some trash
To to spork some crappy books that suck ass
We will mock Eragon
Because that book is rather lame.
We think that it’s great fun
To go to his forums and flame.
We’re the coolest critics around here
The entire world shakes in fear.
Twilight fans should beware.
Of us at Impish Idea….
I ran that through with the AVGN theme in mind, and it ran decently :)
I don’t think the profane, angry lyrics path is one we really want to walk down, though. I mean, we’re above that, right?
/ego
Sung to the theme of “Piano Man” by Billy Joel
It’s a regular day on the internet
The usual Imps all sign on
to preach reason and wit on the internet
Until all of the fanbrats are gone
[harmonica solo]
You see, crap has become really popular
Don’t ask me; I’m not sure quite how
Rabid fans scream for Twilight and Eragon
It’s a sad sight we imps can’t allow
[la da da didy da… la la didy da da da]
[chorus]
Imps, grab a spork and disseminate
Spread your dark wings and unite
For bad books have large followings everywhere
With our sporks and our quills we will fight!
That is amazing.
That is win, Artimaeus.
Correction: epic win.
Okay, I don’t think I can beat that (it was awesome), but here goes…
To the tune of This Will Be (An Everlasting Love) by Natalie Cole…
This will be
A Twi-hard paradise
We can see
Literature’s demise
This will be
The first time anyone
Has critiqued…. oh, oh oh oh!
I’m so glad
I found Imps in time
I’m so glad that
They rectified my mind
This will be
The last time anyone
Will go squee…...
Impish I
Is some kinda wonderful
Because they’ve shown us
Just how much Twi scares
They’ve given us
The weapons we needed
When we’ve read critiques,
We can buy shirts to wear, oh!
Can we be
Impish, please?
Yes, sirree!
Eternally!
We’re laughing and sporking and “Edward’s-a-dork”-ing
We’ll mock it forever
Because we’re so clever!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Don’t you see?
So long as we’re living,
True sporks we’ll be giving,
Twi-hards we’re unnerving,
Cause they’re so deserving
Hey! Twilight deserves it!
So come on!
we’re II, yeah,
So come on!
we’re II, yeah… (fade out)
Sorry, epic win. D:
This is slightly off topic, but I thought it was hilarious. Watchmen as a Saturday Morning cartoon
“Edward’s-a-dork”-ing, lol. <3
I ran that through with the AVGN theme in mind, and it ran decently :)
It rhymes because I’m Bostonian. :D
^^ I have a selective Boston accent. :D
To the tune of “Blowing in the Wind”:
How many books must a person write
Before they can critique crap?
Yes, ‘n how many vids must my sister watch
Before she begins to hate rap?
Yes, ‘n how many times must the fangirls squee
Before we’re allowed to bitch-slap?
The answer, my Imps, is on Impish Idea,
The answer is on Impish Idea._
How many times can a man steal stuff
Before he is finally sued?
Yes, ‘n how many years must one man age
For him to stop being a dude?
Yes, ‘n how many posts will it take till he knows
That his character has been Stu’ed?
The answer, my friend, is on Impish Idea,
The answer is Impish Idea.
How many years must a teenager age
‘Fore her imagination ends?
Yes, ‘n how many Sues must we live through
Before their writers get some friends?
Yes, ‘n how long must the fans and smart folks fight,
Before they fin’lly make amends?
The answer, my friend, is on Impish Idea,
The answer is on Impish Idea.
Not too good, but not too bad, if I do say so myself.
The lyrics are very good. I don’t know if they match up with the song, I’ll look it up later.
Artistic license. I has it.
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I actually know the melody to this song. It seems fitting. The lyrics are gold.
I don’t know this song, but I love it. My favorite stanza is:
I lost my virginity
But you took it perfectly
Spare me your frickin guilt complex
Now don’t blame me
Also, I got the reference in this:
Get me the bruise balm baby
<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
Bwahahahaha.
I wonder if I can find a good karaoke track for this song…
lol.
Do you see the Critics Spork?
Chorus:
Do you see the critcs spork?
Sporking the lame books people write
It is the pastime of the people who really hate Twilight!
We will write an article
About how Eragon is dull
It all happens here
At Impish Idea!
Will you lend a hand in sporking Maradonia?
Will you stand against that twerp who we call Glotia,
Who posts on our pages, trying to start a flame war!
(chorus)
Who will join in a crusade, and spork a book with me?
If you miss Anti-Shurtgaul, there’s a page you ought to see!
Impish Idea is the place to be!
(chorus)
I love it! What tune is it?
Do You Hear The People Sing, from Les Mis. It is awesome.
We listened to that song in my world history class this year. :D
Thank you. Now I have I Dreamed A Dream stuck in my head. But now I know the tune! Thanks!
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