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      CommentAuthorswenson
    • CommentTimeMay 30th 2009
     

    List twelve characters in no particular order from your favorite fandom (in this case, Twilight):
    1.
    2.
    3.
    4.
    5.
    6.
    7.
    8.
    9.
    10.
    11.
    12.

    1) Have you ever read a six/eleven fic?

    2) Do you think four is hot? How hot?

    3) What would happen if twelve got eight pregnant?

    4) Can you recall any fics about nine?

    5) Would two and six make a good couple?

    6) five/nine or five/ten? Why?

    7) What if seven walked in on two and twelve having sex?

    8. Make up a summary for a three/ten fic?

    9) Is there such a thing as one/ eight fluff?

    10) Suggest a title for a seven/twelve hurt/ comfort fic?

    11) Would you consider reading a three/one smut fic?

    12) Is anything on your fav list about eleven?

    13) Think of a title for a two/four or a two/five?

    14) If you wrote a song fic about eight, what song would it be?

    15) If you wrote a one/six/twelve fic, what would the warning be?

    16) When was the last time you read a fic about five?

    17) (1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), heartbroken, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).

    18) What title would you give this fic?

    I’m sure these are intended for little fangirls to rig so they can squeal about having their favorite characters together, but they can still be quite entertaining… it’s even more entertaining with Inheritance, because then you add in different species to the mix!

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      CommentAuthorMoldorm
    • CommentTimeMay 31st 2009
     

    Trying this with characters from other random series is fun.

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      CommentAuthorRand
    • CommentTimeMay 31st 2009
     
    I will do this about Star Wars, naturally. Here goes.

    List twelve characters in no particular order from your favorite fandom...
    1. Luke Skywalker
    2. Han Solo
    3. Leia Organa Skywalker
    4. Anakin Skywalker
    5. Padme Naberrie
    6. Yoda
    7. Obi-Wan Kenobi
    8. Mace Windu
    9. Count Dooku
    10. Senator Palpatine
    11. Captain Panaka
    12. Darth Maul

    1) Have you ever read a six/eleven fic? No, but I have read some int-eresting Yoda fics... totally out of character, of course.
    2) Do you think four is hot? How hot? Yes! So hot he's on fire!

    3) What would happen if twelve got eight pregnant? Not possible. Jedi don't love. Jedi MEN don't get pregnant. Jedi don't love Sith. Multiple reasons.

    4) Can you recall any fics about nine? Em, not really. Unless you call the Clone Wars franchise fiction, because they can't possibly be authentic Star Wars.

    5) Would two and six make a good couple? No. Han's straight. Yoda's short.

    6) five/nine or five/ten? Why? No! Padme would never be a couple with someone who cut off Anakin's hand! Five/Ten= Padme and Count Palpatine. Would be an interesting twist. Not to mention, they both come from Naboo.

    7) What if seven walked in on two and twelve having sex? Haha, Obi-Wan: "Han! I loved you like a.. er... er..."

    8. Make up a summary for a three/ten fic? Leia Organa is charmed by Palpatine's sleazy charms while held captive aboard Vader's ship, episode one. He uses mind tricks. She gives away Rebel base location. Luke dies. What an awful story.

    9) Is there such a thing as one/ eight fluff? Uhhh, sorry WHAT?

    10) Suggest a title for a seven/twelve hurt/ comfort fic? Obi-Wan Licks Maul's Wounds (I'm a little lost here, both by my title and what-the-heck-are-we-supposed-to-put-here?)

    11) Would you consider reading a three/one smut fic? Hahaaha good joke- Leia and Luke, huh? To be frank, I've already heard some pretty smutty things about them. And I may or may not have had a hand in manufacturing the alliterations.

    12) Is anything on your fav list about eleven? No. Capt Panaka is SUCH an extra.

    13) Think of a title for a two/four or a two/five? 2/4: Solo/Anakin: I Can't Believe I'm In Love With My Best Friend's Dad! 2/5: Solo/Padme: I Can't Believe I'm In Love With My Best Friend's Dead Mom!

    14) If you wrote a song fic about eight, what song would it be? UR Under Arrest by Mace and the WIndus

    15) If you wrote a one/six/twelve fic, what would the warning be? WARNING: THIS SITUATION IS TOTALLY IMPOSSIBLE SINCE TWO-THIRDS OF THESE CHARACTERS ARE DEAD BY THE END OF THE MOVIES (honestly, this is only for those happy book series in which NO characters die)

    16) When was the last time you read a fic about five? Uh... never. I hate reading Star Wars fanfiction. They're all hideous. They hit me too close to home.

    17) (1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), heartbroken, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).

    18) What title would you give this fic? THE OOC (ahahahah, very punny)
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      CommentAuthorMoldorm
    • CommentTimeMay 31st 2009
     

    lololol. That was quite hilarious.
    More! More! Someone do ASOIAF!

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      CommentAuthorRand
    • CommentTimeMay 31st 2009
     
    You do it.
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      CommentAuthorMoldorm
    • CommentTimeMay 31st 2009
     

    But I’m not humourous or imaginative enough, and I haven’t been near any fanfiction.

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    Here, I did one of Twilight:

    1. Jasper
    2. Rosalie
    3. Rene
    4. Edward
    5. Esme
    6. Emmet
    7. Carlisle
    8. Seth
    9. Jane
    10. Aro
    11. Sam
    12. Bella

    1) Have you ever read a six/eleven fic?
    Emmet/Sam... No, I can't say I have. When I'm in the Twilight section of FF, I'm usually reading parodies... ;P

    2) Do you think four is hot? How hot?
    God dammit, I swear, this is a complete coincidence! Yes, I think he's hot. Not in the movie, but in the book. I don't really have a choice do I? sigh I still don't think he's attractive though; as in I would rather die than date him.

    3) What would happen if twelve got eight pregnant?
    If Bella got Seth pregnant... Let's do it the other way around: if Seth got Bella pregnant... Well, the first thing I'd do its laugh. Then I'd yell "HAHA ED!!" But what would happen? I dunno, maybe Bella would comit suicide from shame or something equally wicked.

    4) Can you recall any fics about nine?
    Nope. Like I said before, I only hang around the parody section of Twilight.

    5) Would two and six make a good couple?
    Rosalie/Emmet... Well, they are in the book, but I honestly don't think so. God, she's so freaking shallow, how can anyone love her? And Emmet's too muscly.

    6) five/nine or five/ten? Why?
    So that would be Esme/Jane or Esme/Aro. I would have to say, Esme/Aro, just because she'd probably be trapped in the big castle thing for the rest of her life. Ha-ha!

    7) What if seven walked in on two and twelve making out?
    If Carlisle walked in on Rosalie and Bella making out, he'd probably scream. I'd laugh, but then again, I'd laugh at anything in this fandom.

    8. Make up a summary for a three/ten fic?
    Renee and Aro. Well, Renee divorces Phil, and then travels to Italy. There she gets kidnapped by the Volturi, and instead of being eaten, she gets turned into a vampire because Aro thought she was too beautiful (gag) to serve him as a human. Instead, she lives eternity serving Aro, including bringing him her daughter to eat. YAY!

    9) Is there such a thing as one/ eight fluff?
    Jasper/Seth? Nope, I don't think so. At least, I've never read any. If I ever did, I'd probably throw up on the computer.

    10) Suggest a title for a seven/twelve hurt/ comfort fic?
    Carlisle/Bella... Um, The Death of an Overprotective Bastard? The bastard being Ed of course.

    11) Would you consider reading a three/one smut fic?
    Renee/Jasper. Nope, never in a million years. Then again, parody's the place for me so...

    12) Is anything on your fav list about eleven?
    Sam? Nope, he a moron through and through.

    13) Think of a title for a two/four or a two/five?
    Rosalie/Edward or Rosalie/Esmee. OK, the latter is just gross, so I'll do the first. Betraying a Mary Sue. The mary sue being Bella. (no, duh.)

    14) If you wrote a song fic about eight, what song would it be?
    Seth... There really isn't much about Edward on this thingie, now is there... Anyways, it would probably be called Sunday, Bloody Sunday, by U2. Believe me, there'd be a lot of blood in it. grins like a maniac

    15) If you wrote a one/six/twelve fic, what would the warning be?
    Jasper/Emmet/Bella? Warning: Some serious gore ahead. laughs evilly

    16) When was the last time you read a fic about five?
    Esme? Well, as was mentioned above about 20 times, I only read parodies, so no.

    17) (1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), heartbroken, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).
    Hold on, I have to write this out; it's like plugging in in math. So, Jasper and Carlisle are in a happy relationship until Jane runs off with Carlisle. Jasper, heartbroken has a hot one-night stand with Sam and a brief unhappy affair with Bella, then follows the wise advice of Esme and finds true love with Rene. Ew, why so happy? Anyway, ick, Jasper/Carlisle?

    18) What title would you give this fic?
    Gosh, this is hard... Probably something like The Silver Lining. Believe me, it'd have to be something cheesy like that. So, did you enjoy this? I did; you will never be able to imagine how much I laughed while writing it.
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    Ok, I'll do it for LotR

    List twelve characters in no particular order from your favorite fandom (in this case, Twilight):
    1. Samwise Gamgee
    2. Pippin Took
    3. Gandalf
    4. Aragorn
    5. Eowyn
    6. Faramir
    7. Gollum
    8. Legolas
    9. Elrond
    10. Galadriel
    11. Frodo Baggins
    12. Gimli

    1) Have you ever read a six/eleven fic? Faramir with Frodo? Well...not that I remember. I might have actually blocked the memory.

    2) Do you think four is hot? How hot? Aragorn...oh yeah. Especially when he's dirty. Somehow, he looks worse when he's clean.

    3) What would happen if twelve got eight pregnant? Gimli got Legolas pregnant?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Sorry, had to get that out. That was too perfect. Um, well, Aragorn would probably feel a bit left out, wouldn't he. Poor guy.

    4) Can you recall any fics about nine? Elrond? Um...I don't really read LotR fics.

    5) Would two and six make a good couple? Pippin and Faramir? Maybe. They are supposed to be good friends, after all...

    6) five/nine or five/ten? Why? Eowyn with Elrond or Galadriel? Um...well, if she REALLY still wanted Aragorn, she could do a Xanatos gambit, marry Elrond, which would allow her to be closer to Arwen, who's married to Aragorn, so then she could break them apart. Tricky tricky.

    7) What if seven walked in on two and twelve having sex? If Gollum walked in on Pippin and Gimli? Ooh. He'd probably get depressed. Poor Gollum doesn't get any action. (And what about Legolas and the baby?!)

    8. Make up a summary for a three/ten fic? Gandalf and Galadriel? Oooh, lots of possibilities here. So Celeborn mysteriously dies for some reason or other, and because Galadriel's running the show anyway, no one cares. So then they sail off to Valinor, and then Galadriel is all by her onsie, so she and Gandalf, who's also all on his onesie, hook up. Awwww.

    9) Is there such a thing as one/ eight fluff? Sam and Legolas? Hmm, wouldn't think that Legolas would go for a folksy hobbit like Sam. And I don't think Legolas is really Sam's taste. Plus Sam likes Rosie (and Frodo). But then again, Gimli's a midget too...

    10) Suggest a title for a seven/twelve hurt/ comfort fic? Gollum and Gimli...hmmm...Short and Ugly Together?

    11) Would you consider reading a three/one smut fic? Sam and Gandalf? Um, that would be a bit disturbing.

    12) Is anything on your fav list about eleven? Frodo? Well, Elijah Wood has purty eyes...

    13) Think of a title for a two/four or a two/five? Pippin with Aragorn or Eowyn...Well, that was Unexpected! (stupid title. Sorry)

    14) If you wrote a song fic about eight, what song would it be? A song about Legolas...Oh, this is too good! It would be 'I'm too Sexy'. XD

    15) If you wrote a one/six/twelve fic, what would the warning be? Samwise, Faramir, and Gimli? Oohhh...'DO NOT READ FOR YOUR OWN SAKE'. Seriously. Don't read it.

    16) When was the last time you read a fic about five? A fic about Eowyn? I almost wrote one, you know...

    17) Sam and Gollum are in a happy relationship until Elrond runs off with Gollum. Sam, heartbroken, has a hot one-night stand with Frodo and a brief unhappy affair with Gimli, then follows the wise advice of Eowyn and finds true love with Gandalf.

    18) What title would you give this fic? After LotR- the Great Butchering.

    Haha, this is totally ridiculous.
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    Ditto. But, mindless fun is one of my pastimes during the weekend ;)
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    xD

    Okay, I have got to learn not to drink tea while reading these things. They make me laugh too hard. x3
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      CommentAuthorRand
    • CommentTimeMay 31st 2009
     
    Isn't Faramir supposed to be gay if you read between the lines? Sorry if that's not what you want to know but I read that somewhere.
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    Um, how? He loved Eowyn. (Well, he could be bisexual, but I never got that from anywhere)
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      CommentAuthorRand
    • CommentTimeMay 31st 2009
     
    Uh, well, never mind. I'm crazy as coconuts, I am!
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    NO HE'S NOT!! Sorry, I get over protective of the guys I love in books ;) Aragorn was also 'supposed to be gay', but I really don't think he was. He did marry Arwen after all.
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    oh, good lord, Aragorn was not gay.
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    I know! I got so mad when I read that on wikipedia. Especially as I'm violently in love with him.
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    Dibs on Inheritance! I'll post it in a sec.
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    Here we go. I wrote the characters backwards in the order that I thought of them. Just for added weirdness. The last one is where it starts to get good.

    List twelve characters in no particular order from your favorite fandom (in this case, Inheritance):
    1. Katrina
    2. Murtagh
    3. Eragon's blue sword
    4. That furry elf
    5. Helen
    6. Jeod
    7. Nasuada
    8. Roran
    9. Glaedr
    10. Arya
    11. Sapphira
    12. Eragon

    1) Have you ever read a six/eleven fic? Jeod/Sapphira. I say no more.

    2) Do you think four is hot? How hot?
    Oh, yeah, that furry elf seriously!! Not surprising, really; didn't he have some spell on him? Or scent?

    3) What would happen if twelve got eight pregnant?
    I decline to answer this one.

    4) Can you recall any fics about nine?
    I haven't read any.

    5) Would two and six make a good couple?
    Murtagh and Jeod! Don't make me laugh!
    6) five/nine or five/ten? Why?

    7) What if seven walked in on two and twelve having sex?
    Nasuada, at the sight of Roran and Murtagh, would scream incest. I seriously didn't plan that, guys.

    8. Make up a summary for a three/ten fic?
    Arya gets together with Eragon, then realises his new blue sword is much cooler.

    9) Is there such a thing as one/ eight fluff? Tons, I'd bet. Roran/Katrina ARE canon, you know.

    10) Suggest a title for a seven/twelve hurt/ comfort fic?
    The Meeting Of The Minds.

    11) Would you consider reading a three/one smut fic? AURGH, the innuendo!

    12) Is anything on your fav list about eleven?
    I don't fave Eragon stuff. Even when it has cool blue dragons in it.

    13) Think of a title for a two/four or a two/five?
    Murtagh's Furry

    14) If you wrote a song fic about eight, what song would it be? (Roran) Cigarettes and Lies, Gabriella Cilmi.

    15) If you wrote a one/six/twelve fic, what would the warning be?
    Katrina/Jeod/Eragon: Warning: Old pervert and wife-stealing.

    16) When was the last time you read a fic about five?
    Never. I should. I always seem to sympathise with the bitter, misunderstood characters, like Leah and Rosalie and Helen.

    17) (1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), heartbroken, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).

    Katrina and Nasuada are in a happy relationship until Glaedr runs off with Nasuada (this is getting interesting). Katrina, heartbroken, has a hot one-night stand with Sapphira (okay, besides the squick factor, this is just weird) and a brief, unhappy affair with Eragon (because he doesn't LOVE you, Katrina! He loves my OC Esmerelda), then follows the wise advice of Helen and runs off with Eragon's blue sword.

    18) What title would you give this fic?
    Dragon Love
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    *triple post*

    wow, I spent 14 minutes on this.
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      CommentAuthorMoldorm
    • CommentTimeJun 1st 2009
     

    It was time well spent.

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    Okay. I dare someone to do one on The Princess Bride.
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    Ooh! *volunteers* Here we go:
    1. Westly
    2. Buttercup
    3. Humperdink
    4. ROUS
    5. Buttercup's father
    6. The Sicilian
    7. The albino
    8. Fezzik
    9. Count Rugen
    10. Montoya
    11. Montoya's father
    12. Buttercup's horse
    1) Have you ever read a six/eleven fic?
    Ew, no! Don't plan to either!

    2) Do you think four is hot? How hot?
    ROUS? Yeah totally *rolls eyes* If only it was Westly...

    3) What would happen if twelve got eight pregnant?
    Horse get Fezzik pregnant?! Aw, poor Fezzik! And ew, that's so not possible.

    4) Can you recall any fics about nine?
    Rugen? Nope, can't say I do. I don't really read Princess Bride FFs.

    5) Would two and six make a good couple?
    Buttercup and the Sicilian... Yeah. But then again, Buttercup would be fine with just about anyone ;P

    6) five/nine or five/ten? Why?
    Buttercup's father/Montoya or Buttercup's father/Rugen... the latter. Not that I would read slash anyway...

    7) What if seven walked in on two and twelve having sex?
    The albino walking in on Buttercup and Montoya's father having sex?! EW!! Also, not possible as Montoya's father's dead..

    8. Make up a summary for a three/ten fic?
    Humperdink/Montoya... Um, they meet and have an enormous duel. Humperdink dies in the end. (sorry, I'm tired)

    9) Is there such a thing as one/ eight fluff?
    Westly/Fezzik? I certainly hope not...

    10) Suggest a title for a seven/twelve hurt/ comfort fic?
    The albino/horse... Losing Control.

    11) Would you consider reading a three/one smut fic?
    Westly/Humperdink... I actually would. </end sarcasm>

    12) Is anything on your fav list about eleven?
    Montoya's father? Nope. Well, his honor was cool, but other than that...

    13) Think of a title for a two/four or a two/five?
    Buttercup/ROUS or Buttercup/her father... The second screams incest, so I'll take the former. A Night in the Fire Swamp.

    14) If you wrote a song fic about eight, what song would it be?
    Fezzik... Probably Anywhere Is by Enya.

    15) If you wrote a one/six/twelve fic, what would the warning be?
    Westly/the Sicilian/Horse... Probably WARNING: serious lust coming up. *singgers*

    16) When was the last time you read a fic about five?
    Never read one about Vizzini.... Like I said, I don't usually go on the Princess Bride section of FF.

    17) (1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), heartbroken, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).
    Plugging in again: Westly's in a happy relationship with the albino when the latter runs off with Rugen. Westly, heatbroken, has a hot one-night stand with Montoya's father and a brief unhappy affair with horse. Then, he follows the advice of Buttercup's father and finds true love with Humperdink. No, but wait... WESTLY'S MINE!! HE CAN'T BE GAY!

    18) What title would you give this fic?
    Enemy's Unite

    Did you enjoy that? Hee hee, I did.
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    1.Martha Jones
    2.Captain Jack
    3.The Ninth Doctor
    4.Davros
    5.The Tenth Doctor
    6.Rose Tyler
    7.Mickey Smith
    8.The Master
    9.Judoon Captain
    10.The Eleventh Doctor
    11.Jocrassa Fel-Fotch Passameer-Day Slitheen
    12.Donna Noble

    1) Have you ever read a six/eleven fic?
    No, can't say I have.

    2) Do you think four is hot? How hot?
    No. Just no.

    3) What would happen if twelve got eight pregnant?
    The babies would have the face of John Simm and the hair of Catherine Tate.

    4) Can you recall any fics about nine?
    I actually wrote one, though it was thankfully not a shipping fic.

    5) Would two and six make a good couple?
    Other than that scene from The Empty Child, Rose and Jack just don't look good together.

    6) five/nine or five/ten? Why?
    5/10. TIme Crash made it canon.

    7) What if seven walked in on two and twelve having sex?
    Mickey would quickly look away, Captain Jack would nod approvingly, and Donna would just be mentally scarred.

    8. Make up a summary for a three/ten fic?
    A Ninth Doctor just out of the Time War is suffering PTSD and need some love from his future self... Yeah, I'm a sick person.

    9) Is there such a thing as one/ eight fluff?
    Probably.

    10) Suggest a title for a seven/twelve hurt/ comfort fic?
    Companion Blues.

    11) Would you consider reading a three/one smut fic?
    Depends.

    12) Is anything on your fav list about eleven?
    Can't say I like the Slitheen that much.

    13) Think of a title for a two/four or a two/five?
    2/5 - Captain's Wettest Dream.

    14) If you wrote a song fic about eight, what song would it be?
    Um, that Voodoo Child song?

    15) If you wrote a one/six/twelve fic, what would the warning be?
    What warning?

    16) When was the last time you read a fic about five?
    A few months ago. Actually wasn't that bad.

    17) (1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), heartbroken, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).

    18) What title would you give this fic?
    Those Of You Reading This Are All Disgusting.
  24.  

    List twelve characters in no particular order from Ratchet and Clank.

    1. Ratchet
    2. Clank
    3. Captain Qwark
    4. Chairman Drek
    5. The Plumber
    6. Angela
    7. Abercrombie Fizzwidget
    8. Slim Cognito
    9. The Galactic Rangers
    10. Doctor Nefarious
    11. Courtney Gears
    12. Percival Tachyon

    1) Have you ever read an Angela/Courtney Gears fic?

    I don’t read fanfiction, but I’m sure that somebody’s written one.

    2) Do you think Chairman Drek is hot? How hot?

    Oh, he’s hot all right. About as hot as a toad.

    3) What would happen if Percival Tachyon got Slim Cognito pregnant?

    Such things should not be imagined.

    4) Can you recall any fics about the Galactic Rangers?

    I don’t read fanfiction, but there has to be at least one.

    5) Would Clank and Angela make a good couple?

    No.

    6) The Plumber/The Galactic Rangers or The Plumber/Doctor Nefarious? Why?

    Ewww.

    7) What if Abercrombie Fizzwidget walked in on Clank and Percival Tachyon having sex?

    I can’t really visualize that. Sorry to disappoint you.

    8. Make up a summary for a Captain Qwark/Doctor Nefarious fic?

    Qwark is in league with Nefarious, and their plans for galactic domination are going really well. Nefarious, thinking that they’re now in a relationship, wants Qwark to have gay sex with him, but Qwark, despite being gay (I wouldn’t be surprised if he is), refuses because he wants to strengthen his masculine self-image. Nefarious kicks Qwark out of his schemes, and Qwark ends up teaming up with Ratchet to fight Nefarious.

    ...

    That could very well be inserted into the actual Ratchet and Clank games. Wow.

    9) Is there such a thing as Ratchet/Slim Cognito fluff?

    What’s fluff?

    10) Suggest a title for an Abercrombie Fizzwidget/Percival Tachyon hurt/comfort fic?

    ???

    11) Would you consider reading a Captain Qwark/Ratchet smut fic?

    Probably. It sounds too hilarious to pass up.

    12) Is anything on your fav list about Courtney Gears?

    That cheesy music video about the robot uprising.

    13) Think of a title for a Clank/Chairman Drek or a Clank/The Plumber?

    ???

    14) If you wrote a song fic about Slim Cognito, what song would it be?

    I would look up “song fic” on UrbanDictionary, but I’m too lazy and I hate that site anyway.

    15) If you wrote a Ratchet/Angela/Percival Tachyon fic, what would the warning be?

    I would never write that.

    16) When was the last time you read a fic about The Plumber?

    I don’t read fanfiction.

    17) Ratchet and Abercrombie Fizzwidget are in a happy relationship until the Galactic Rangers run off with Abercrombie Fizzwidget. Ratchet, heartbroken, has a hot one-night stand with Courtney Gears and a brief unhappy affair with Percival Tachyon, then follows the wise advice of The Plumber and finds true love with Captain Qwark.

    No. Just…no.

    18) What title would you give this fic?

    Deep Hurting

    I’m glad that that’s over. Also, snazzy formatting for the win.

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      CommentAuthorswenson
    • CommentTimeJun 1st 2009
     

    Awww, MDC stole Doctor Who… mopes

    I’ll do… Dr. McNinja. This should be highly disturbing.

    List twelve characters in no particular order from Dr. McNinja:
    1. DSP/Sean McNinja
    2. Dan McNinja
    3. Judy
    4. Bearclaw
    5. Dr. McNinja
    6. Mitzi McNinja
    7. the pterodactyl that’s been stalking the Doc
    8. Gordito
    9. Hortense
    10. Benjamin Franklin
    11. the pirate captain
    12. robot Dracula

    1) Have you ever read a six/eleven fic?
    Never read any Dr. McNinja fanfiction… although I’m sure there is some out there somewhere. The pirate captain/Mitzi? That would actually be a pretty interesting match-up!

    2) Do you think four is hot? How hot?
    Bearclaw… um, what’s the word for the complete opposite of hot?

    3) What would happen if twelve got eight pregnant?
    robot Dracula/Gordito? fetches eyebleach

    4) Can you recall any fics about nine?
    Hortense. No, but I’m sure there’d be some interesting ones.

    5) Would two and six make a good couple?
    Mitzi/Dan. Yes! (After all, they are married…)

    6) five/nine or five/ten? Why?
    Doc/Hortense or Doc/Ben? Doc/Ben is… disturbing, but Doc/Hortense is kinda sweet. Aww…

    7) What if seven walked in on two and twelve having sex?
    Pterodactyl walks in on Dan and robot Dracula?! Probably say “Bwock!” and run away.

    8. Make up a summary for a three/ten fic?
    Judy/Ben Franklin… um. Gorilla with a fondness for pottery meets undead clone with a fondness for hair. Can they find true love?

    9) Is there such a thing as one/ eight fluff?
    DSP/Gordito. barfs

    10) Suggest a title for a seven/twelve hurt/ comfort fic?
    Pterry/Dracula- Lost Loves

    11) Would you consider reading a three/one smut fic?
    Judy/DSP. NO.

    12) Is anything on your fav list about eleven?
    The pirate captain- if I had a fave list, probably yes.

    13) Think of a title for a two/four or a two/five?
    I just plain refuse to even think about this one!

    14) If you wrote a song fic about eight, what song would it be?
    Is there a song that goes along with Speedy Gonzales? It’d be that song.

    15) If you wrote a one/six/twelve fic, what would the warning be?
    DSP/Mitzi/robot Dracula. WARNING: incest, necrophilia, and extremely odd fetishes ahead. Abandon hope all ye who enter here.

    16) When was the last time you read a fic about five?
    Dr. McNinja. Never, but I’d like to.

    17) (1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), heartbroken, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).
    DSP and Pterry are in a happy relationship until Hortense runs off with Pterry. DSP, heartbroken, has a hot one-night stand with the pirate captain?!, then follows the wise advice of Dr. McNinja and finds true love with… Judy.

    18) What title would you give this fic?
    And It Was All Just a Nightmare

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    List twelve characters in no particular order from Les Miserables.
    1. Jean Valjean
    2. Gavroche
    3. Fantine
    4. Javert
    5. Eponine
    6. Enjolras
    7. Cosette
    8. Thenardier
    9. Marius
    10. The Bishop
    11. Grantaire
    12. Thenardeir's wife

    1) Have you ever read a six/eleven fic?
    Enjolras/Grantaire? yesh, actually.

    2) Do you think four is hot? How hot?
    Ohmygod. yes. So completely and totally YES. *drool pool*

    3) What would happen if twelve got eight pregnant?
    Umm, they would have Eponine, Gavroche, Anzlema, and the two unnamed kids? (Jeeze, this is creepy. How on earth have the first three had coherent answers?

    4) Can you recall any fics about nine?
    Marius? No. Ew. I hate Marius.

    5) Would two and six make a good couple?
    Gavroche/Enjolras? Hell, no. Gavroche is a little kid!

    6) five/nine or five/ten? Why?
    Eponine/Marius or Eponine/The Bishop? I'll have to go with the first one

    7) What if seven walked in on two and twelve having sex?
    If Cosette walked in on Gavroche and Madame Thenardier having sex? Ew. That's insect. And rape.

    8. Make up a summary for a three/ten fic?
    The kindly old Bishop has a hidden problem. he is....*gasp* sex obsessed! So he goes and hires a prostitue, who just happens to be Fantine. Taking pity on the poor woman, he takes her home to live with him, and she heals him of his sex obsession.

    I can't believe I just wrote that. lol.

    9) Is there such a thing as one/ eight fluff?
    Jean Valjean/Thenardier. No. Or at least, there shouldn't be.

    10) Suggest a title for a seven/twelve hurt/ comfort fic?
    Cosette/Madame Thenardier
    "Rape"
    11) Would you consider reading a three/one smut fic?
    Jean Valjean/Fantine? Maybe. Possibly....probably not, though.

    12) Is anything on your fav list about eleven?
    No...I don't have a list, anyhow.

    13) Think of a title for a two/four or a two/five?
    "More Rape"

    14) If you wrote a song fic about eight, what song would it be?
    It would have to do with Master of the House, obviously.

    15) If you wrote a one/six/twelve fic, what would the warning be?
    Jean Valjean/Enjolras/Madame Thenardier. Warning: If you have any respect for Hugo's work at all, it is best that you go and read something else.

    16) When was the last time you read a fic about five?
    I avoid it. Because it's far too angsty.

    17) (1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), heartbroken, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).
    Jean Valjean and Cosette are in a happy relationship until Marius runs off with Cosette. Jean Valjean, heartbroken, has a one night stand with Grantaire and a brief unhappy affair with Madame Thenardeir, then follows the adivce of Eponine and finds true love with Fantine?!?!

    *EWWWW*

    18) What title would you give this fic?
    A Truly Wretched Fic: a tale of Insest, Homosexuality, and Twisted romance
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    Seriously, hon’, I don’t think the man himself cares one way or the other. Just… stay away from Westley

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    Someone's overprotective... ;)
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    Who? Me? Never! What makes you think that? I’m not overprotective, no way!

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      CommentAuthorRand
    • CommentTimeJun 3rd 2009
     
    Let's go Batman. I've only watched the two recent ones so forgive me for any gaps.

    List twelve characters in no particular order from your favorite fandom (in this case, BATMON!):
    1. Bruce Wayne
    2. Batman
    3. Harvey Dent
    4. Rachel Dawes
    5. Ras Al Ghul
    6. Talia Al Ghul
    7. The Joker
    8. The Scarecrow
    9. Alfred
    10. James Gordon
    11. Lucius Fox
    12. Lau

    1) Have you ever read a six/eleven fic? No. Not even close.
    2) Do you think four is hot? How hot? I liked Katie Holmes but Maggie was just plain old smarmy (as though Han Solo suddenly emerged in a woman's body and did everything completely wrong).

    3) What would happen if twelve got eight pregnant? Haha, Lau (bahaha) got The Scarecrow pregnant? Would be an excellent plot twist. They become lovers in their little universe of rejected Batman villains.

    4) Can you recall any fics about nine? Yeah, Alfred stars in a couple but never really as the main character.

    5) Would two and six make a good couple? Yes. Batman and Talia Al Ghul. But Bruce... not the same.

    6) five/nine or five/ten? Why? Ras al Ghul/Alfred?! Ras al Ghul/Gordon? Uh, both are in the same sort of category- a little/a lot awkward.

    7) What if seven walked in on two and twelve having sex? If the Joker walked in on Batman and Lau, there would be some killings going on.

    8. Make up a summary for a three/ten fic? Harvey gets together with Gordon. (pre-Two Face). They do justical things, save Gotham, are white knights, the two-umvirate of saviorness, etc. Rachel finds out and is angry. Bruce finds out and is jealous. (Other way around). The Joker kidnaps Gordon and lights him up with explosives. Gordon dies. Gordon's wife and two kids cry. Harvey becomes Two-Face. He blames Batman. I really don't know how this will end.

    9) Is there such a thing as one/ eight fluff? Bruce/Scarecrow. Yes. Of course.

    10) Suggest a title for a seven/twelve hurt/ comfort fic? He Is Very Good With Calculations/ How I Really Got My Scars

    11) Would you consider reading a three/one smut fic? Not really. They're just not that into each other.

    12) Is anything on your fav list about eleven? He's smart, resourceful, and sometimes a DEM.

    13) Think of a title for a two/four or a two/five? Batman/Rachel:The Day They No Longer Needed Batman
    Batman/Ras al Ghul: Its Time to Spread the Word

    14) If you wrote a song fic about eight, what song would it be? I would'nt've, but it would be something like 'Fear Toxins' (it'd be something of a heavy metal emotional song.)

    15) If you wrote a one/six/twelve fic, what would the warning be? Bruce/Talia/Lau: WARNING: ONE OF THESE CHARACTERS IS NOT EVEN RELEVANT TO THE STORY. GUESS WHICH ONE.

    16) When was the last time you read a fic about five? Nevah!

    17) Bruce and The Joker are in a happy relationship (psh! On which planet?! Oh yeah, the same one where Twilight rules supreme) until Alfred runs off with The Joker (gettin' interesting here...). Bruce, heartbroken, (aww! wittle Bruce!) has a hot one-night stand with Lucius Fox (uh... yeah.) and a brief unhappy affair with Lau (why does he keep showing up? He is not even in the movies- exageration there...), then follows the wise advice of Ras al Ghul and finds true love with Harvey Dent (now I wish I'd switched Rachel to number three).

    18) What title would you give this fic? What Bruce Didn't Know
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    giggle giggle.
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    "More! More! Someone do ASOIAF!"
    Ask, and you shall receive.

    1. Daenerys
    2. Tyrion
    3. Jaime
    4. Jon
    5. Sansa
    6. Catelyn
    7. Sandor
    8. Brienne
    9. Varys
    10. Yggritte
    11. Cersei
    12. Joffery
    1) Have you ever read a six/eleven fic?
    But they hate each other... however, the idea is kinda kinky.

    2) Do you think four is hot? How hot?
    My friends say I look just like him, so yes... I'd say he's damn hot.

    3) What would happen if twelve got eight pregnant?
    o.O That's sick.

    4) Can you recall any fics about nine?
    lolololol no

    5) Would two and six make a good couple?
    Absolutely not ha ha.

    6) five/nine or five/ten? Why?
    Five/Ten because redheads are hot.

    7) What if seven walked in on two and twelve having sex?
    LOL
    That would make my day. Sandor would probably kill Tyrion though.

    8. Make up a summary for a three/ten fic?
    Jaime is sent to the Wall for killing Aeyris, and when he is beyond the Wall ranging, he meets a young Wildling who needs him to keep her warm in the cold north...

    9) Is there such a thing as one/ eight fluff?
    Probably not.

    10) Suggest a title for a seven/twelve hurt/ comfort fic?
    "My Bodyguard"

    11) Would you consider reading a three/one smut fic?
    Yes.

    12) Is anything on your fav list about eleven?
    I don't know what a "fav list" is.

    13) Think of a title for a two/four or a two/five?
    2/4: We're All Bastards Now

    14) If you wrote a song fic about eight, what song would it be?


    15) If you wrote a one/six/twelve fic, what would the warning be?
    Warning: Joffery does not deserve this

    16) When was the last time you read a fic about five?
    Probably some San/San wishing...

    17) (Daenerys) and (Sandor) are in a happy relationship until (Varys) runs off with (Sandor). (Daenerys), heartbroken, has a hot one-night stand with (Cersei) and a brief unhappy affair with (Joffery), then follows the wise advice of (Sansa) and finds true love with (Jaime).

    18) What title would you give this fic?
    I have no idea....


    There actually isn't any ASOIAF fan fiction, the author doesn't allow it.
    • CommentAuthorLord Snow
    • CommentTimeJun 4th 2009
     

    XD Nicely done.

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      CommentAuthorMoldorm
    • CommentTimeJun 5th 2009
     

    ROFLOLMAO.
    Question 7 made me laugh so much.

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    Now, get writing fanfic!

    • CommentAuthorLord Snow
    • CommentTimeJun 5th 2009
     

    GRRM would not approve.

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      CommentAuthorAmelie
    • CommentTimeJun 8th 2009
     
    List twelve characters in no particular order from your favorite fandom (Avatar the Last Airbender FTW!!! It's actually an *amazing* show, despite being on Nickelodeon):
    1. Aang
    2. Katara
    3. Sokka
    4. Toph
    5. Zuko
    6. Momo
    7. Appa
    8. Ozai
    9. Azula
    10. Iroh
    11. Bumi
    12. Cabbage Merchant

    1) Have you ever read a six/eleven fic?
    Hahahaha, no, but it would be amazing. They would be a hot couple.

    2) Do you think four is hot? How hot?
    She's hot in the sense that she's a BAMF and no one stands in her way...

    3) What would happen if twelve got eight pregnant?
    o.0 Ummm... I'm at a loss

    4) Can you recall any fics about nine?
    Yeah, there are a lot... and they usually involve fire-whips and bondage

    5) Would two and six make a good couple?
    They would be cute... but I don't know if bestiality is Katara's thing

    6) five/nine or five/ten? Why?
    Ewwwwww hahahahaha, 5/10, if only because Zuko/Iroh isn't quite as incestual as Zuko/Azula

    7) What if seven walked in on two and twelve having sex?
    He'd probably make a crazy roaring noise, barf, and then go find Aang.

    8. Make up a summary for a three/ten fic?
    Sokka has always wanted to be a great warrior, and Iroh has a few things to teach him about swordplay ;)

    9) Is there such a thing as one/ eight fluff?
    Ummmm.... not really, lol

    10) Suggest a title for a seven/twelve hurt/ comfort fic?
    Appa may have eaten his cabbages, but the Merchant can't help but get lost in his soft and cuddly fur...

    11) Would you consider reading a three/one smut fic?
    Probably not.

    12) Is anything on your fav list about eleven?
    Most def! He's a MAD GENIUS!

    13) Think of a title for a two/four or a two/five?
    2/5? That's easy, "Zutara: A Tale of the Apocalypse"

    14) If you wrote a song fic about eight, what song would it be?
    "Goodness Gracious, Great Balls of Fire"

    15) If you wrote a one/six/twelve fic, what would the warning be?
    Warning: If you are uncomfortable with bestiality, cabbage, or an age difference greater than 40 years, you should not read this fic.

    16) When was the last time you read a fic about five?
    Prolly about a month ago.

    17) (1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), heartbroken, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).
    o.0 WTF?

    18) What title would you give this fic? "LSD in the Avatar World, or, Why You Should Say No to Hallucinogens"
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      CommentAuthorswenson
    • CommentTimeJun 8th 2009 edited
     

    Hahaha, that was great, Amelie! Love the title of #17.

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      CommentAuthorMoldorm
    • CommentTimeJun 8th 2009
     

    Somehow, even more ROFLy than any of the others.
    Avatar is indeed teh pwnage.

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      CommentAuthorAmelie
    • CommentTimeJun 8th 2009
     

    gigglesnort Yeah, I’m an Avatard, and I enjoyed that way more than I probably should have. XD

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    List twelve characters in no particular order from your favorite fandom (forgive me, Tamora Pierce):
    1. Sandry
    2. Tris
    3. Daja
    4. Briar
    5. Lark
    6. Niko
    7. Frostpine
    8. Rosethorn
    9. Evvy
    10. Duke Vedris
    11. Luvo
    12. Rizu

    1) Have you ever read a six/eleven fic? Good God, no. That’d be slash between a fifty-something guy and an ancient rock.

    2) Do you think four is hot? How hot? YES! I love Briar! [goes into fangirl seizure]

    3) What would happen if twelve got eight pregnant? Rizu getting Rosethorn pregnant? Interesting, but impossible. If it were, Rizu would be fine except for her lack of nose.

    4) Can you recall any fics about nine? Yes. It was very interesting scene involving Evvy during the Yanjing war. I think it was called “Crystal Heart” or “Heart of Stone” or something.

    5) Would two and six make a good couple? I have actually read one fic where Tris married Briar and Niko was jealous (and kept a little picture of her a la Numair and Daine), but Niko’s more of a father figure for Tris

    6) five/nine or five/ten? Why? Ooh, that’s hard. One is technically illegal until Evvy is an adult, but Lark is a lesbian and would not go for Duke Vedris. I’d have tosay Lark/Evvy.

    7) What if seven walked in on two and twelve having sex? “Oh… but I thought… Daja…?”

    8. Make up a summary for a three/ten fic? Lonely and missing Rizu, Daja turns to Duke Vedris, who shows her she’s actually bi!

    9) Is there such a thing as one/ eight fluff? Rosethorn plus fluff equals… DOES NOT COMPUTE

    10) Suggest a title for a seven/twelve hurt/ comfort fic? “When In Doubt, Make Your Ex Jealous By Sleeping With Their Teacher”

    11) Would you consider reading a three/one smut fic? Yes. That means that Tris can go with Briar and it would explain why Sandry is still unmarried.

    12) Is anything on your fav list about eleven? Not unless mentioned in passing.

    13) Think of a title for a two/four or a two/five? Tris/Briar: “It Was Meant To Be”. Tris/Lark: “Tumbling”.

    14) If you wrote a song fic about eight, what song would it be? “I Kissed A Girl And I Liked It” by Katy Perry

    15) If you wrote a one/six/twelve fic, what would the warning be? WARNING: Involves long-distance action, since one of the characters is several hundred miles north of the other two

    16) When was the last time you read a fic about five? About the same time I read a fic about Rosethorn.

    17) Sandry and Frostpine are in a happy relationship until Evvy runs off with Frostpine. Sandry, heartbroken, has a hot one-night stand with Luvo and a brief unhappy affair with Rizu, then follows the wise advice of Lark and finds true love with Daja.

    18) What title would you give this fic? “I Didn’t Know I Was Bi Until I Had Sex With A Rock”

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      CommentAuthorRand
    • CommentTimeJun 8th 2009
     
    Haha, great title!
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    Thanks!

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    Lol, it sounds like a Fall Out Boy song.

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    Fallout Boy?

    /horrible pun

    • CommentAuthorLord Snow
    • CommentTimeJun 9th 2009
     

    XD Much better than actual Fall Out Boy, though.

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