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    Rules: write a short phrase or two that rhymes.
    Please nothing vulgar
    I’ll start;

    If you want advice,
    pay a price;
    If you give me a book,
    I’ll overlook.

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    Why don’t we just do one line, and then the next person makes a rhyming couplet. Then the next person makes a new line, and so on…like in the Princess Bride!

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    Nayce. And we should make it into a story. I’ll start.

    Getting out of bed one day,

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      CommentAuthorMoldorm
    • CommentTimeAug 13th 2009
     

    A gust of wind blew me away,

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    I looked around and felt my head,

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      CommentAuthorMoldorm
    • CommentTimeAug 13th 2009
     

    Was nearly crushed by a falling bed,

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    • CommentTimeAug 13th 2009
     
    "God Dammit!" I angrily said.
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    And then I discovered my cat was dead.

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    • CommentTimeAug 13th 2009
     
    The poor beast, it was he I should've fed.
    (Woohoo, iambic pentameter)
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    (whatever)

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    • CommentTimeAug 13th 2009
     
    (Owned.)
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    • CommentTimeAug 13th 2009
     
    New line...
    Oh, these eventful days will never end
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    They’re driving me around the bend.

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      CommentAuthorMoldorm
    • CommentTimeAug 13th 2009
     

    I wish that I could live in peace,

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    • CommentTimeAug 13th 2009
     
    Like that soaring flock of geese.
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      CommentAuthorMoldorm
    • CommentTimeAug 13th 2009
     

    They taunt me from their endless sky,

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    • CommentTimeAug 13th 2009
     
    Bloody birds, their doom is nigh!
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      CommentAuthorMoldorm
    • CommentTimeAug 13th 2009
     

    With lightning flash I’ll bring them low,

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    • CommentTimeAug 13th 2009
     

    I’m using a boom-stick, not a bow.

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      CommentAuthorMoldorm
    • CommentTimeAug 13th 2009
     

    For boom-sticks are far more explodey,

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    • CommentTimeAug 13th 2009
     

    But gravity guns could be implodey
    (I tried not to invent a word, but failed.)

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      CommentAuthorMoldorm
    • CommentTimeAug 13th 2009
     

    Regardless, those geese’re going down,

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    • CommentTimeAug 13th 2009
     

    Gonna put ‘em in a brace and take ‘em to town.

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    This is starting to sound like a country song,

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    • CommentTimeAug 13th 2009
     

    So let’s drop a beat and hit the bong.

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    And while I like the taste of beer,

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      CommentAuthorMoldorm
    • CommentTimeAug 13th 2009
     

    Oh where did everything go wrong?

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      CommentAuthorSMARTALIENQT
    • CommentTimeAug 13th 2009 edited
     

    We must the Frost-like rhymes to fear,

    And use German grammar only in song.

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    IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!
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      CommentAuthorswenson
    • CommentTimeAug 13th 2009
     

    GIVE ME JELLY FOR A DIME!

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    BUT DON’T FORGET TO SPRINKLE IT WITH JUST A PINCH OF GRIME!

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    What do you mean, you don’t have the time?!

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    • CommentTimeAug 14th 2009
     

    Yo’ shit’s weak, just like your rhyme.

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    I’m so tired, I can’t sleep.

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    • CommentTimeAug 14th 2009
     

    Count your sheep,
    Like Lil’ Bo Peep.

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      CommentAuthorswenson
    • CommentTimeAug 14th 2009
     

    And go to sleep,
    In the deep
    (end of the pool? I dunno. I lost it.)

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    Naughty little fly
    Why does it cry?

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    Caught in a web,
    It soon will be dead.

    Or something like that; the poem’s left my head.

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    • CommentTimeAug 14th 2009
     

    I wish I was in Earthsea, so I could visit Ged.
    Ok, enough of the “eds”,
    I’m tired of them, and Captain Dread.
    So please, let’s move onto
    Tropical places, like the Island of Oahu.

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      CommentAuthorswenson
    • CommentTimeAug 17th 2009
     

    Look up, look out,
    Look down, don’t shout…

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    • CommentTimeAug 19th 2009
     

    No.

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      CommentAuthorMoldorm
    • CommentTimeAug 21st 2009
     

    Oh…

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    • CommentTimeAug 21st 2009
     

    I’ll start a new one.

    Oh, squiggly line in my eye…

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    Why is it that you make me cry?

    You’re here because of Photoshop…

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      CommentAuthorswenson
    • CommentTimeAug 26th 2009
     

    And now I fear I cannot stop!
    My time is going, chop-chop-chop-
    And still this picture I must crop,
    Before the fall of more raindrops.

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    Oh, Lunapic, I love you so.
    Your usefulness you’ll never know…

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    • CommentTimeAug 31st 2009
     

    You dealt me a mortal blow,
    Now I’m out of here, fo’ sho!