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    • CommentAuthorDanielle
    • CommentTimeDec 4th 2009
     

    And I quote: Clothes make the man; naked people have little to no influence on society. —Mark Twain

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      CommentAuthorMoldorm
    • CommentTimeDec 4th 2009
     

    And I quote: “It is well. I go; but remember: I shall be with you on your wedding night.”

    • CommentAuthorDanielle
    • CommentTimeDec 4th 2009
     

    “It is well. I go; but remember: I shall be with you on your wedding night.”

    Frankenstein, right?

    • CommentAuthorWiseWillow
    • CommentTimeDec 4th 2009 edited
     

    Shiver Very creepy. Wedding night indeed.

    “There are pictures of Christian Bale naked?”

    “Yeah…hon, you’ve googled him before!”

    “But not naked!”

    Five minutes later….

    :D

    “Stop grinning so wide, you perv!”

    • CommentAuthorDanielle
    • CommentTimeDec 4th 2009
     

    .....I have nothing to say.

    “We found prints.”
    “Was he in a little red Corvette?”
    “Under the cherry moon?”

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      CommentAuthorMoldorm
    • CommentTimeDec 5th 2009
     

    Frankenstein, right?

    You win an undead mutant cookie!

    Similarly: “I may die; but first you, my tyrant and tormentor, shall curse the sun that gazes on your misery. Beware; for I am fearless, and therefore powerful.”

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      CommentAuthorArtimaeus
    • CommentTimeDec 5th 2009
     

    “We have done the impossible, and that makes us mighty.”

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      CommentAuthorApep
    • CommentTimeDec 5th 2009
     

    “We are not gonna die. You know why? Because we are so… very… pretty. We are just too pretty for God to let us die.”

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      CommentAuthorPuppet
    • CommentTimeDec 5th 2009 edited
     

    oO

    I was just about to post that, Apep.

    • CommentAuthorWiseWillow
    • CommentTimeDec 5th 2009 edited
     

    (Background info- myself and two of my friends were watching Love Actually and we had agreed between ourselves that Liam Neeson, who in the movie (and sadly in real life as well) is widowed. Anyhow, this conversation ensued. Different people, different textile.)

    “Aww, he needs snuggles.”- Girl A

    “I’d give him snuggles” – Girl B

    I’d give him a mouth hug!- Girl C

    A & B: o.O

    “Whaaaat?”

    “I’d give him tongue hugs”

    “You two have problems- his wife just died! He needs normal snuggles, not pervert snuggles!”

    B & C : Skeptical stare

    “Ok, yeah. I’d give him special snuggles too.”

    Giggling ensues

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      CommentAuthorTalisman
    • CommentTimeDec 6th 2009
     

    And I quote: “There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.”

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    “You can easily just turn the mother into his girlfriend. You actually don’t need to change it that much.”

    It’s FREUD DAY in Fiction Writing class!

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    And I quote: “I worship [pudding.] I have a bowl up on the mantel at home with the Virgin Mary, a glass of wine, and a dollar bill next to it.”

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      CommentAuthorRandomX2
    • CommentTimeDec 13th 2009
     

    And I quote: “There is nothing so useless as doing efficiently that which should not be done at all.”

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      CommentAuthorTakuGifian
    • CommentTimeDec 14th 2009
     

    Spoken by a customer: “We’re going to need a heck of a lot of brandy”

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    And I quote: “Men are like dogs. They just keep coming back for more. Women are like cats. Yell at a cat once… they’re gone.”

    • CommentAuthorWiseWillow
    • CommentTimeDec 19th 2009
     

    Platypus, that quote is pure genius :)

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    I know. I looked up funny quotes after my final on Friday. That may have been my favorite.

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      CommentAuthorTalisman
    • CommentTimeDec 19th 2009
     

    And I quote: “Don’t expect a tip from someone who has no pockets.”

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    And I quote: “Some people are so rich that they lose all respect for humanity. That’s how rich I want to be.”

    -Rita Redner

    And I quote: ““I think they should take everyone who works for The National Enquirer and the Star, and everyone who works for Us Weekly, and put them all to work looking for terrorists. I think they would find the terrorists. All of them. It would be genius!”

    -Brittany Murphy

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      CommentAuthorRandomX2
    • CommentTimeDec 21st 2009
     

    And I quote: “That computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing”

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      CommentAuthorMoldorm
    • CommentTimeDec 21st 2009
     

    And I quote: “A man’s worst difficulties begin when he is able to do as he likes.”

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      CommentAuthorPearl
    • CommentTimeDec 21st 2009
     

    And I quote: “This morning when I woke up, I had no boyfriends. And yet somehow, I was dumped twice today.”

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      CommentAuthorTalisman
    • CommentTimeDec 21st 2009
     

    And I quote “Our greatest fear is not that we are weak. Our greatest fear is that we are powerful beyond imagination.”

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      CommentAuthorswenson
    • CommentTimeDec 22nd 2009
     

    And I quote: “What ain’t no country I ever heard of! They speak English in What?”

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    And I quote: “Your mother has questionable taste.” “And like a million jogging suits.”

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    And I quote: “When they gonna go to Boldly Go? They ain’t never been to Boldly Go.”

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      CommentAuthorPearl
    • CommentTimeDec 29th 2009
     

    “Men are like dogs. They just keep coming back for more. Women are like cats. Yell at a cat once… they’re gone.”

    Not always true. Our cats have been thrown off the deck, a fall of about 15 feet, and they keep coming back for more. As well as being chased by the dog, and yelled at.

    But nevertheless, a good quote. :)

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    And I quote: “The amount of venom released in a single bite can be gargantuan. You know, I’ve always liked that word ‘gargantuan.’ I so rarely have the opportunity to use it in a sentence.”

    -Elle Driver, Kill Bill: Vol. 2

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      CommentAuthorswenson
    • CommentTimeJan 1st 2010
     

    And I quote, “Actually, the most impressive thing about you is that after all this time, you’re still bone-dead stupid.”

    - The Doctor, The End of Time Part Two, Doctor Who

    The Master is, rather. So caught up in trying to take over the universe that he just can’t see the obvious facts of life smacking him in the face…

    • CommentAuthorNo One
    • CommentTimeJan 1st 2010
     

    And I quote, “COME BACK HERE THE DAY BEFORE YESTERDAY YOU NOODLE-LEGGED WEASEL!!!”

    heheheh

    Ayisha, Hana-Kimi: For You In Full Blossom

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      CommentAuthorMoldorm
    • CommentTimeJan 2nd 2010
     

    And I quote: “Yes… yes. To hold in my hand, a capsule that contained such power… to know that life and death on such a scale was my choice. To know that the tiny pressure of my thumb, enough to break the glass, would end…everything. Yes! I would do it! That power would set me up above the GODS! And through the Daleks, I SHALL HAVE THAT POWER!”

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    “You! Shall not! PASS!”

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    And I quote: “So do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us. There are other forces at work in this world Frodo, besides the will of evil. Bilbo was meant to find the Ring. In which case, you were also meant to have it. And that is an encouraging thought.”

    Long quote, I know, but it’s my favorite in The Fellowship of the Rings. ;)

    • CommentAuthorNo One
    • CommentTimeJan 2nd 2010
     

    And I quote: “It’s your destiny Merlin. You know.”

    Gaius, Merlin

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    And I quote: “Is there air? You don’t know!”

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      CommentAuthorPuppet
    • CommentTimeJan 27th 2010
     

    “This boy happens to be my grandfather’s older brother’s daughter’s cousin’s uncle’s grandson.”

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    “Wow! That’s bigger than my sport/utility vehicle!”

    “Must be a new model…”

    • CommentAuthorDanielle
    • CommentTimeJan 28th 2010
     

    And I quote: “[Legion] is one of the worst movies I’ve ever seen. It’s so bad it could kill monkeys.” Plugged In Online’s review of Legion

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      CommentAuthorTalisman
    • CommentTimeJan 28th 2010
     

    And I quote: “Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.”

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      CommentAuthorTakuGifian
    • CommentTimeJan 28th 2010
     

    And I quote: “Let us learn from whom the barrier lets through and wait on the party returning”

    A snippet of dialogue in a story I was reading. D:

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    “And you, I.”

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      CommentAuthorTalisman
    • CommentTimeJan 29th 2010
     

    And I quote: “I don’t care about whose DNA recombined with whose. When everything goes to hell, the people who stand beside you without flinching- they are your family. And they were my heroes.”

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    “I’ve… seen things you people wouldn’t believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser Gate. All those… moments… will be lost in time like tears in rain. Time to die.”

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      CommentAuthorApep
    • CommentTimeJan 29th 2010 edited
     

    “ —and another thing, don’t you monks ever shower? I mean, what are you – French? Give my nostrils a fighting chance – some cologne – roll in dirt – a spongedown from Spongebob – something! Speaking of rolling in dirt, you guys see “Deadwood” yet? $#! *$%#%:) &!# Hmm, maybe you don’t get cable. See, on the show, they curse a lon an’ people are all “oh my, they never cursed that much in the Old West!” $#! they didn’t First words out of some caveman’s mouth hadda have been “#%!$ that’s one giant #&% dino%$#saur! So, I’m thinkin’ a temple of blind, deaf an’ mute monks ain’t the best place to be carrying on this conversation, huh?”

    - all the reason you should need to read Deadpool.

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    And I quote: “And remember, the truth that once was spoken, to love another person is to see the face of God….”

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      CommentAuthorPearl
    • CommentTimeJan 30th 2010
     

    And I quote: “Its like the dance in the Hannah Montanta movie. You just don’t do that!”

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    And I quote: “I would like to be thin. I just like fried food more.”

    And I quote: “I went to school in America. We don’t learn about other countries.”

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    “And then, I once made breakfast out of cold pizza and half-and-half…”

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    And I Quote: “You have the beard of a man, mother, but I have the claws of a woman!”

    Words of wisdom from mon cher Inspecteur Javert.

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      CommentAuthorTakuGifian
    • CommentTimeFeb 5th 2010
     

    Discussing modern interpretations of Rapunzel.

    And I Quote:

    Rapunzel in a balloon castle? “Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your air!”
    How about Rapunzel going Neonazi? “Rapunzel, Rapunzel, put down that Nair!”
    Rapunzel a la Paris? “Rapunzel, Rapunzel, mon nom est Pierre!”
    Rapunzel in a shipwreck? “Rapunzel, Rapunzel, give me the flare!”
    Rapunzel Babies? “Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let’s go to daycare!”
    Rapunzel the apprentice chef? “Rapunzel, Rapunzel, I like my steak rare!” (tut tut)
    Rapunzel the lonely housewife? “Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let’s have an affair!”
    Rapunzel the social activist? “Rapunzel, Rapunzel, what’s your nom de guerre?”

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    Wow. I am very impressed and amused.

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      CommentAuthorMoldorm
    • CommentTimeFeb 5th 2010
     

    This should very much be in the Disney Rapunzel film.

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      CommentAuthorTakuGifian
    • CommentTimeFeb 5th 2010 edited
     

    And I Quote: “Is it irony to get Viagra spam from a dummy email address that ends in “virgin media”?”

    I don’t know if it’s irony, but it’s certainly hilariously appropriate.

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    And I quote: “I can’t believe I just said ‘dilly-dally.’ I feel dirty.”

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    “It was a wanton smashup.”

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      CommentAuthorVirgil
    • CommentTimeFeb 8th 2010
     

    And I quote: “If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes should fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.”

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    “Looks like Vat 14 has gone sentient again…”

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      CommentAuthorTalisman
    • CommentTimeFeb 8th 2010
     

    And I quote: “One lousy fireball and suddenly I’m the bad guy.”

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    “Sufficiently analyzed magic is indistiguishable from SCIENCE!!!”

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    Bumping, because this thread is too good to waste:

    “If the Earth were a globe, there certainly would be — if we could imagine the thing, to be peopled all around-‘antipodes:’ ‘people who,’ says the dictionary, ‘living exactly on the opposite side of the globe to ourselves, having their fee opposite to ours’ – people who are HANGING DOWN, HEAD DOWNWARDS while we are standing head up? But since the theory allows to travel to those parts of the earth where the people are said to hand head downward, and still to fancy ourselves to be heads upwards, and our friends whom we have left behind us to be heads downwards, it follows that the WHOLE THING IS A MYTH – A DREAM – A DELUSION – and a snare, and, instead of there being any evidence at all in this direction to substantiate this popular theory, it is plain proof that the Earth is Not A Globe.”

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      CommentAuthorTalisman
    • CommentTimeFeb 16th 2010
     

    And I quote: “I’m about to be a hero, a chump, or a star in the sky.”

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      CommentAuthorPuppet
    • CommentTimeFeb 16th 2010
     

    And I quote:

    “Greetings. I am Edwin Odesseiron. You simians may refer to me merely as “Sir,” if you prefer a less… syllable-intensive workout.”

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    “And between his perilous eyes and kind mouth, the square blade of his nose mediated like a rudder, steering his thoughts.”

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      CommentAuthorTakuGifian
    • CommentTimeFeb 17th 2010 edited
     

    AND I QUOTE:

    “Thanks Dobby, you are the greatest.‘” rasped Harry. “Knock me up if anyone tries to wake me.”

    ...

    “Knock me up if anyone tries to wake me.”

    ...

    ...

    “Knock me up…”

    o.O

    “...if anyone tries to wake me.”

    • CommentAuthorNo One
    • CommentTimeFeb 17th 2010
     

    LOL

    giggles
    imagines Dobby with a gigantic bat swinging abover Harry’s head

    And I quote: “What the hell are you talking about!?”

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      CommentAuthorTakuGifian
    • CommentTimeFeb 17th 2010 edited
     

    @ None:

    I was referring more to the fact that “knock [one] up” is slang for “get [one] pregnant”. Or the act thereof.

    o.O

    O.O

    o.o

    O.o

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      CommentAuthorPuppet
    • CommentTimeFeb 17th 2010 edited
     

    ._.

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    Is that actually in the books?

    Whoa.

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    @Puppet

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      CommentAuthorPuppet
    • CommentTimeFeb 17th 2010
     

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      CommentAuthorMoldorm
    • CommentTimeFeb 17th 2010
     

    And I quote: “They even acted this crap out,” the source said.

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      CommentAuthorTakuGifian
    • CommentTimeFeb 17th 2010
     

    @ SNQ: No, it’s not in the actual books, thank goodness, just some (otherwise good) fanfiction. That line just jumped out at me.

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    I see. I thought I would have noticed something like that…

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    “They were really excited to meat new people because they had just transfreed from durmstrang academics for young witchards in germany.”

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      CommentAuthorDiamonte
    • CommentTimeFeb 17th 2010
     

    “Hi my name is Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way and I have long ebony black hair (that’s how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don’t know who she is get da hell out of here!). “

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    And I quote: “Hey bitch you look kawaii.”

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      CommentAuthorDiamonte
    • CommentTimeFeb 17th 2010
     

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      CommentAuthorDiamonte
    • CommentTimeFeb 17th 2010 edited
     

    I apologize. Alas, it has been far too long since I last read the greatest literary achievement of all time.

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    I feel very illiterate, seeing as I don’t know the greatest literary achievement of all time.

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    Well, if you go by Diamonte’s opinion, it’s My Immortal. However, everyone knows that it’s really The Eye of Argon.

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    And I quote: “Good night, you post-singularity orgasm cobras of the twitternet.”

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    “Grignr’s emerald green orbs glared lustfully at the wallowing soldier struggling before his chestnut swirled mount.”

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    XD

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    And I quote: "Mango only pawn in game of life." Hehe!
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    BLAZING SADDLES FTW! :D

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      CommentAuthorMoldorm
    • CommentTimeFeb 18th 2010
     

    And I quote: “These geese are made in America!”

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      CommentAuthorTalisman
    • CommentTimeFeb 18th 2010
     

    And I quote: “It’s a sad day for American capitalism when a man can’t fly a midget on a kite over Central Park.”

    • CommentAuthorNo One
    • CommentTimeFeb 19th 2010
     

    And I quote: “Work hard and do your best!”

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    “Where do these people come from, and why haven’t they been shot yet? “

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    “I aim to misbehave.”

    “I am a leaf on the wind. Watch me soar.”

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      CommentAuthorJeni
    • CommentTimeFeb 20th 2010
     

    Uh, it’s “I aim to misbehave.”

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    Why am I so awful at remembering things?

    • CommentAuthorWiseWillow
    • CommentTimeFeb 20th 2010
     

    “We meant it for the best”

    Oh, hologram lady. You moron.

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      CommentAuthorDiamonte
    • CommentTimeFeb 21st 2010
     

    “Dear Buddha, please bring me a pony and a plastic rocket… “

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    “good morning, my little crack babies of the internet nursery “

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      CommentAuthorTakuGifian
    • CommentTimeFeb 22nd 2010
     

    “Where Twilight does a heart-wrenching job of sharing emotion and feeling, making you ache to read of Edward and Bella’s first kiss, Evermore’s main character is content to have her pants removed in the first half of the book.”