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      CommentAuthorMoldorm
    • CommentTimeAug 13th 2009
     

    Conglaturation!!

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    CONGLATURATION !! YOU HAVE PLAYED A GREAT GAME ! AND PROOVED THE JUSTICE OF OUR CULTURE ! NOW GO AND REST OUR HEROES !!”

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      CommentAuthorRandomX2
    • CommentTimeAug 14th 2009
     

    And I quote: “No! Don’t open that door!”

    CONGLATURATION !! YOU HAVE PLAYED A GREAT GAME ! AND PROOVED THE JUSTICE OF OUR CULTURE ! NOW GO AND REST OUR HEROES !!”

    Anyone ever see the AVGN’s dissection of that?

    • CommentAuthorIsabel
    • CommentTimeAug 14th 2009
     
    My 4 year old cousin did something to piss off her 7 year old sister, who said, and I quote, "She's trying to kill my body so she'll be an only child!"
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    @RandomX2

    But of course. A looooong time ago.

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      CommentAuthorswenson
    • CommentTimeAug 17th 2009
     

    The younger sister of a friend: “He’s just using me to get what he wants!”

    Ah, that needs some clarifying. ;) She’s 8 years old, and she was talking about her brother and getting donuts. There’s a donut shop near where she lives, so one time she and her mother went in the shop. Unfortunately, they didn’t have her favorite kind, so the owner made one specially for her. So her brother was like “Hey, I should take you with me the next time I want donuts!” And then came the infamous “using me” line. It was pretty funny.

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      CommentAuthorSpanman
    • CommentTimeAug 17th 2009
     

    “You know how the Constitution says all men are created equal? Well, I say that the Constitution can go dig a hole, and I’ll become President of the World!” -meaningless and more or less ridiculous quote from a member of my own family. D:

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    And I quote:“You’re not a eunuch, are you?”

    • CommentAuthorWiseWillow
    • CommentTimeAug 17th 2009
     

    And I quote: “One kiss was quite enough, thanks”

    Anyone else notice, everyone she kisses dies?

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    And I quote, “Whoever wrote this episode should die!”

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    And I quote: Respect my authoriteh!

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    And I quote: “Ugh! This juice tastes like ass. Here, try it.” “No thanks, I’m trying to stay off the ass juice for now.”

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    And I quote: “Mr. Speaker, we are for the big.”-Obi Wan

    And I quote: “He big in nothing. Important in good elephant.”-Palpatine

    And I quote: “Space general, you and not equal to I think severe.”-Anakin

    And I quote: “Smelly boy.”-Grevious

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      CommentAuthorArtimaeus
    • CommentTimeAug 18th 2009
     

    And I quote: “I hate sand. It’s so… sandy. But you, you are not sandy! And that is why I love you!”

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    And I quote: “What I love is you!”-Obi Wan to Anakin.

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    “Go for hyperspace?”

    “GO FOR IT!”

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      CommentAuthorRandomX2
    • CommentTimeAug 18th 2009
     

    Cut the chatter.

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    And I quote: “What’s the matter, Colonel Sanders? Chicken?”

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    And I quote: ‘We are now making the jump into Ludicrous Speed!’

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    And I quote: “Whoa… they hit plaid!”

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    And I quote: ‘Oh, shit. There goes the planet.’

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    And I quote: “Oh no! Two women love me! My wallet’s too small for my fifties, and my diamond shoes are too tight!”

    -Chandeler Bing

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    And I quote: “I am your father’s brother’s nephew’s cousin’s former roommate.”

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    And I quote: ‘No, sir, I didn’t see you playing with your dolls!’

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    And I quote: “Let’s get out of here before one of those things kills Guy!”

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    “Mike Nelson, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.”

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      CommentAuthorElanor
    • CommentTimeAug 18th 2009
     

    And I quote: “Where is the liiiiiid?”

    • CommentAuthorWiseWillow
    • CommentTimeAug 19th 2009
     

    And I quote:

    “ DO NOT WANT”

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      CommentAuthorRandomX2
    • CommentTimeAug 19th 2009
     

    And I quote: “You forgot what it means to be a Dragon Rider!”

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      CommentAuthorElanor
    • CommentTimeAug 19th 2009
     

    And I quote: “Brom had not been gentle with his stick.”

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      CommentAuthorRandomX2
    • CommentTimeAug 19th 2009
     

    Oh no…

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    And I quote: “Brom had not been gentle with his stick.”

    Lol.

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      CommentAuthorElanor
    • CommentTimeAug 19th 2009
     

    Okay, let me amend that.

    And I quote, “When they finished, Eragon flopped on his blankets and groaned. He hurt everywhere—Brom had not been gentle with his stick.”

    Better, no?

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      CommentAuthorRandomX2
    • CommentTimeAug 19th 2009 edited
     

    Thank god for acceptable context.

    Edit: Wait WHAT? That made it MUCH worse!

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    Better, no?

    All of the innuendo is gone!

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    “Crap-lousy ceiling! I thought I told you to get some man-animals in here to fix it!”

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      CommentAuthorKyllorac
    • CommentTimeAug 19th 2009
     

    All of the innuendo is gone!

    You sure?

    offers brain bleach

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    My sarcasm did not help me here.

    takes the brain bleach There’s still this. Thanks.

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      CommentAuthorDiamonte
    • CommentTimeAug 19th 2009 edited
     

    Poor Eragon. He and Lady GaGa would not make a good pair.

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    However, this is the same woman who said…something rather X-rated and really revolting which I cannot repeat unless you want me to whisper it or something.

    Yeah, I don’t think he and Gaga would mix.

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      CommentAuthorDiamonte
    • CommentTimeAug 19th 2009 edited
     

    Actually, I think that would make for an amusing crack fic.

    And yes. Lady GaGa is a

    To say the least.

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    Heh heh, Did you invent that?

    • CommentAuthorWlyWhy
    • CommentTimeAug 19th 2009
     

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    Oh. It’s still amusing, though.

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      CommentAuthorDiamonte
    • CommentTimeAug 19th 2009
     

    I wish I invented such an awesome term. Unfortunately, however, I did not.

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      CommentAuthorKyllorac
    • CommentTimeAug 19th 2009
     

    My sarcasm did not help me here.

    XD

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      CommentAuthorArtimaeus
    • CommentTimeAug 19th 2009
     

    And I quote: “Insanity is much like gravity. All it needs is a little push.”

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      CommentAuthorVirgil
    • CommentTimeAug 19th 2009
     

    And I quote: Build a man a fire, he’s warm for a night. Light a man on fire, he’s warm for the rest of his life.

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    And I quote: “Oh my God, are you really that lonely?”

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    And I quote: “Insanity is much like gravity. All it needs is a little push.”

    The correct quote is
    “You see, madness, as you know, is like gravity. All it takes is a little push.”

    Also, there is a 0.8 second pause between little and push.

    Joker Fanatic Alert

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      CommentAuthorVirgil
    • CommentTimeAug 19th 2009
     

    And I quote: This is what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object.

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    @ Hmyd: I’ve heard that somewhere. WHERE have I heard that? It’s gonna bug me.

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    I’ve heard that somewhere. WHERE have I heard that? It’s gonna bug me.

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      CommentAuthorDiamonte
    • CommentTimeAug 19th 2009 edited
     
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    YES, I love Scrubs!

    I suspected it was a Coxian saying. XD

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    And I quote: “Are they going to crash? Yes, they’re going to crash, but Harry loves death. He says, ‘Bring it on.’ He is like a demon, long dead, with nothing left to lose!”

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    No, it was actually Jordan in the first season. XD She is made of win.

    • CommentAuthorWlyWhy
    • CommentTimeAug 20th 2009
     

    Time for _why quotes!

    when you don’t create things, you become defined by your tastes rather than ability. your tastes only narrow & exclude people. so create.

    trying to reading dhh’s articles on himself, but his website is so drenched in axe body spray that it has more of a tear gas effect.

    you seem to think i’m random, but i’m only psuedorandom. you would be exactly this way, were you seeded at the very same time and place.

    a girl’s measurements should be: pupil size in picas, warmth of breath in kelvin and diary page count. now, add it up and tell ((no one)).

    i realize now that sneaking into an elderly woman’s house to try on her trifocals is wrong on so many levels. especially the middle one.

    what makes me such a lousy programmer is that i can excuse anything by saying this isn’t so bad— i myself am a much bigger hack than this.

    i try to tan my bottom so if people tell me to cram somethinsomethin where the sun don’t shine i can say “oh ho but it does shine! it does!”

    cannibal children are lucky because their breakfast isn’t just a bacon smile with two egg eyes. it’s a real face.

    ok no more dhh bashing! it’s distracting from his announcement that you’re unfit to hack if you chew gushers or ANY fuckin soft center gum.

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    And I Quote: “You will never believe me. You will laugh at me. And then you will be eaten by dogs.” – Warren Ellis

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    And I quote: “Oh, Mr. Sheffield!”

    Nasally voiced woman. You wouldn’t forget a voice like hers.

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      CommentAuthorJeni
    • CommentTimeAug 21st 2009
     

    And I quote: “Rule 12: A soft answer turneth away wrath. Once wrath is looking the other way, shoot it in the head.”

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    And I quote: “Rule 34: If it exists, there IS porn of it.”

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      CommentAuthorJeni
    • CommentTimeAug 21st 2009
     

    Pfft, stupid rule. Those rules have nothing to do with the rules of high effective pirates.

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    And I quote: “Rule 42: Nothing is sacred.” (According to Encyclopedia Dramatica.)

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      CommentAuthorMoldorm
    • CommentTimeAug 21st 2009
     

    And I quote: “This is it, Jeanne d’Arc! We can defeat Henry VI now, and save France from his demon armies!”

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    "When they discover the center of the universe, a lot of people will be disappointed to find it's not them."--Bernard Bailey

    I'm surprised Puppet didn't say anything related to Cave Story, given his avatar.
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    And I quote: :I woke up (on that June 2nd) from a very vivid dream. In my dream, two people were having an intense conversation in a meadow in the woods. One of these people was just your average girl. The other person was fantastically beautiful, sparkly, and a vampire. They were discussing the difficulties inherent in the facts that A) they were falling in love with each other while B) the vampire was particularly attracted to the scent of her blood, and was having a difficult time restraining himself from killing her immediately. For what is essentially a transcript of my dream, please see Chapter 13 (“Confessions”) of the book.”

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    Ah, Smeyer.

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      CommentAuthorMoldorm
    • CommentTimeAug 27th 2009
     

    And I quote: “So, you are saying that you are not in fact the Happy Hearts Holiday Club from Bolton, but are instead a group of spacemen in fear of an attack from some other spacemen?”

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    As Puppet hasn’t quoted Cave Story yet, I’ll do it for him:

    “This item is a tribute to your determination. Glory to all zealous challengers!”

    • CommentAuthorliadan14
    • CommentTimeAug 27th 2009
     

    “If people knew who the angels are they’d be nice whenever they were watching and do the same evil garbage as soon as their backs were turned. Knowing who they are defeats the purpose.”

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    A bunch of fun Quotes
    More Pirates

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    And I quote: “Our relationship is based on vomit.”

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    And I quote: everything comes down to poo!

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      CommentAuthorRT3
    • CommentTimeSep 10th 2009
     

    And I quote:

    I have of late—but wherefore I know not—lost all my mirth, forgone all custom of exercises; and indeed it goes so heavily with my disposition that this goodly frame, the earth, seems to me a sterile promontory, this most excellent canopy, the air, look you, this brave o’erhanging firmament, this majestical roof fretted with golden fire, why, it appears no other thing to me than a foul and pestilent congregation of vapours. What a piece of work is a man! how noble in reason! how infinite in faculty! in form and moving how express and admirable! in action how like an angel! in apprehension how like a god! the beauty of the world! the paragon of animals! And yet, to me, what is this quintessence of dust? man delights not me: no, nor woman neither

    — Hamlet/Withnail

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      CommentAuthorElanor
    • CommentTimeSep 13th 2009
     

    And I quote: “I don’t care if he’s been rogering the Duke of York with a prizewinning leek, HE SHOT MY PIGEON!”—General Melchett

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    George: Eww, this juice tastes like ass. Here try it.
    Mason: No thanks, I’m trying to stay off the ass juice for now, thank you.

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      CommentAuthorPuppet
    • CommentTimeSep 13th 2009
     

    And I quote: “It’s ok. You can laugh. It’s funny.”

    —Azula

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    And I quote, “I clutched my grilled cheese sandwich like it was the hand of my best friend.”

    The next line is “It pretty much was my best friend those days.”

    Who said these lol-inducing quotes?

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    If your grilled cheese sandwich is your best friend…I don’t even know what to say.

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    come on you guys its in her book. i rly rly, lykedd it n it was awesum!11!!! MILEY RULES!!!

    ...It scares me. It honestly scares me.

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    I was just wondering why hymd suddenly became mileyfan…

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    It was purely for the sake of a poor joke.

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    And I quote: "By nightfall these hills will be swamp over with ox."
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      CommentAuthorJabrosky
    • CommentTimeSep 13th 2009
     

    And I quote Linkara: “I am a man!”

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    After almost getting stabbed by a fork for trying to take hashbrowns from someone’s plate…
    Mason: I’ve never seen such violence over such small potatoes.
    Rube: Well that was almost clever.
    Mason: What was almost clever?
    Rube: That thing about the hashbrowns being small potatoes.
    Mason: I don’t get it… because hashbrowns really are small potatoes.
    Rube: Never mind.

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      CommentAuthorMoldorm
    • CommentTimeSep 14th 2009
     

    And I quote:

    Penny: It’s like what Captain Hammer is always saying.
    Billy: Right. How are things with cheesy on the outside?
    Penny: Good. I’ll be interested to know what you think of him. He said he might stop by.
    Billy: Stop by here?
    Penny: Yeah.
    Billy: Oh, goodness, look at my wrist. I gotta go.
    Penny: But what about your clothes?
    Billy: I don’t love these. See ya!

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    “You are out of your skull-bone if you think I’m going to write… SHOT BY MAN-ANIMAL asthecauseofdeathunlessIseeit!”

    “I was not groomed since birth... to have some CUSHY JOB.”

    “While you were still learning to SPELL YOUR NAME... I was being trained... TOCONQUERGALAXIES!”

    “Crap-lousy ceiling! I thought I told you to get some man-animals in here to fix it!”

    Man, none of those begin to do justice to Terl’s hamminess.

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      CommentAuthorMoldorm
    • CommentTimeSep 14th 2009
     

    “Not everything can be expressed in terms of Pokemon!” “Meowth, that’s right!”

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      CommentAuthorDiamonte
    • CommentTimeSep 14th 2009
     

    “Billy? You’re driving a spork into your leg.”

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    ^^ This goes on an II T-shirt. I mean it!

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      CommentAuthorJeni
    • CommentTimeSep 16th 2009
     

    I’m sure it’s on plenty of Dr. Horrible t-shirts, too. :P

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    But it would work so well – on one side, we have something that reminds us of a detested work, and on the back, a reference to what some of us do.

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    And I quote: I wanna get a friend. I’m not gonna eat my friend.

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    And I quote: There are two types of people in this world: people who swerve to avoid an animal in the road and people to hit one.

    Or something to that effect.

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      CommentAuthorApep
    • CommentTimeDec 3rd 2009
     

    And I quote: There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don’t.

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      CommentAuthorDiamonte
    • CommentTimeDec 3rd 2009
     

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      CommentAuthorPuppet
    • CommentTimeDec 3rd 2009
     

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      CommentAuthorTalisman
    • CommentTimeDec 3rd 2009
     

    And I quote: “The eye sees only what the mind is prepared to comprehend.”