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“True understanding of Mario 3 stems from pursuit of the samurai ideal. Do not attempt to anticipate the red koopa’s movements—cultivate zanshin, and strike accordingly. The use of a tanooki suit is never wrong, because these are living things, too, and when faced with battle, must one day die.
Thus activate your hammer suit without fear, for nothing done in service of your Princess can be said to be a waste.”
My mum again, ladies and gentlemen—last making an appearance in the Awesome Thread. Though despite the change of location, she’s still talking about drugs. (Never realised I trained her up so well!)
“Weird Al (on tv, referring to a 24-7 polka radio station): That would be like crack to me!
Younger brother: what’s crack, mum?
Mum: It’s a drug, sweetie, it’s a type of drug that people____ (rest of the sentence lost in my laughter at Weird Al’s comment)
Me: (suddenly realising) Mum! You’re teaching your kid about drugs!
Mum: He wanted to know!”
“If your V-neck were any deeper, it’d be teaching transcendental literature and Post-Impressionism at UC Berkley”
Sometimes glass glitters more than diamonds because it has more to prove.
Terry Pratchett
And-
The pamphlet was very patriotic- that is, it talked about killing foreigners.
^ Is that second one from Jingo? I know I’ve also seen the first but can’t place it.
I’m not entirely sure…I have all these random quotes written on my noticeboard. They are both pure Pratchett quotes, that’s all I know.
It sounds like it’s from Jingo.
Probably…
“That’s what Twilight really is. It’s a horribly-written fairy tale.”
“From your point of view I must surely make a dreadful sight. But from my point of view I see only beautiful blue sky and translucent breeze.”
Thought by a dying character in a manga I’m reading, and quoted from a book called ‘speaking with the eyes’ by Kenji Miyazawa. I think this line is utterly beautiful—its like the very essence of a peaceful death.
That’s lovely. Very tranquil and wise.
“When he was dying he mistook me for his grandmother. It did not surprise me, people are often reminded of their grandmothers when they meet me.” – Tom Baker
Oh, Tom Baker. This is why we love you.
That, and Doctor Who.
And that crazy scarf.
Here’s a misquote.
“You know, Victoria, you don’t need to be high all the time to have fun.”
“...”
“...”
“...What do you mean?”
And I quote: “A thread for quotes, from your favourite comedians and philosophers to that joke your Maths teacher made on the last day of school. But! The catch! You can’t just post a quote, you have to introduce it and say And I quote:! Else I’ll whine! Whining men are really cringeworthy and no one wants that! So don’t make me! Ok!”
—DrAlligator
And I quote, I completely forgot about all that.
—me, just now :P
I used to put “And I quote” before all my quotes, but then everyone else started just posting the quotes, so I stopped. Damn peer pressure.
Well, now that DrAlligator has departed from ImpishIdea, I will be taking on the responsibility of whining if you don’t format your comment correctly.
And I quote, “I don’t care.” – Everybody at least once.
And I quote: “Yeah, well, I’m the admin so I can edit your posts. ;)” —Puppet
Dude not funny.
Wait, is Puppet an administrator? What is an administrator’s job?
To make empty threats.
to administrate
gotta be handy with the steel though
earn your keep
I see, I see.
If you want to put “And I quote” in front of every single thing I post in here, you can. If you reeeaallly want to.
Editing all my posts to read “Inkblot is a stupid head” is somewhat less cool, but I guess you could do that too.
“Some say the Romans invented plagiarism. On the other hand, they probably stole that too.” – Unknown
whinewhinewhinewhinewhinewhinewhine
It was super effective!
And I Quote: “whinewhinewhinewhinewhinewhinewhine“ – Puppet
“Fear and intimidation mostly, though a little torture helps too.”
“. . .”
“Or did you mean the carpet? Just pull on one of the tassels.”
What’s that from, and in what context?
whinewhinewhine
You guys have no respect for the elders of ImpishIdea.
You guys have no respect for the elders of ImpishIdea.
I don’t see Nate around here.
That’s from todays OoTS
It’s great.
That was a pretty good line. I must admit that I’m going to miss Elan’s dad if we don’t get to see him again for a while.
“Some say the Romans invented plagiarism. On the other hand, they probably stole that too.”
Yo dawg, I herd you like plagiarism…
(except that now we should get someone to translate this^ to Latin)
I suddenly feel the need to quote Michael Cole.
And I quote: “And I quote,”
Thanks, buddy.
revives him so he can live to laugh another day
I may have just fallen in love with this forum all over again.
And I quote: An error does not become truth by reason of multiplied propagation, nor does truth become error because nobody sees it.
-Gandhi
See? Sen is a kool kid. <3
And I quote: “We can be both of God and the Devil, since we are trying to raise the dead against the stream of time.” —Vermouth
“I think that every lonely girl dreams of being a princess”
I think it’s from one of those old Disney movies, back when they were were actually good movies.
...nope, that’s from a Disney knock-off, Anastasia.
And hey, I thought Princess and the Frog and Tangled were pretty good. But Disney has made some utter crap recently.
Oh right.
Yep, Tangled is awesome. I’m really just talking about some of those gorgeous old kids movies where they weren’t preachy or cheesy, just fairytale-sweet. Nowadays, that’s rare. And actual funny one’s are rare.
Sorry, I’m being a rambler.
And I quote: Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something.
-Plato
:D
ay yo lesson here bey
come at the king
you best not miss
...
takes a swing at sansa so he doesn’t feel ignored
Klutor, great yo dawg, my friend. applause
And I Quote: “Let the dead bury their dead…” – Luke 9.
“Kiss me, Hardy.”—Admiral Horatio Nelson
And I quote, “What’s so hard to understand about swish, swish, stab? It’s a sword, not a fighter jet.”
What’s that from?
Yep, Red vs. Blue. Season 8, episode… 10, I think. Basically, it’s the one with the awesome fight. Tucker says it immediately before having his rear handed to him. Apparently there is a little bit more to understand about swords than swish, swish, stab.
@Inky – thanks, man. I try.
And I quote: “The pointy bit goes into the other guy,”
-Zorro
That was just for you, swenson. ;-)
And I quote: “Stick ‘em with the pointy end.”
—Jon Snow
Because that’s what the sword quotes made me think of.
Oh well, if we’re going into GOT territory…
“When you play the Game of Thrones, you win, or you die.”
Just like browsing the internet.
And I quote: “You cannot lose if you do not play.”
—Marla Daniels
Nice.
And I quote: “A strange game. The only winning move is not to play”
- WOPR
“You cannot lose if you do not play.”
the wire in a nutshell pretty much
Everything is related to The Wire in your mind, Sansa
no that quote is actually from the wire
it is the epigraph of episode 2
And I quote: “Common sense is the best distributed commodity in the world, for every man is convinced he is well supplied with it.”-René Descartes
And I quote: “As President, I’ll end Rick Perry’s and his kind’s ability to process oxygen, or just send him to space where there is no oxygen. Perhaps I’ll alter his physiology so that he can only breath gay people, thus requiring him to desire the very existence of that which sickens him. Picture it, a constant flow of tiny gay people flowing in and out of his lungs as he screams for Jesus to help end his torment.”
- Jhonen Vasquez
“I may be drunk, but you are ugly and I will be sober tomorrow,” courtesy of the Winston Churchill mythos.
Full quote goes like so (and I quote it :-P):
Some woman: You, sir, are drunk.
Churchill: And you, madam, are ugly. But in the morning I shall be sober, and you will still be ugly.
Another exchange along those lines:
During World War I in England:
Madam: “Why aren’t you at the front?!”
GK Chesterton: “Madam, if you will go around to the side of me you will see that I am at the front.”
sigh
They knew how to do insults and witty comebacks in those days. Today, it’s all #%@%$#(*%^ you and Justin Bieber’s body parts. At least, it is on YouTube.
And I Quote: “... how does a tree pee? There again, I’ve only ever had a plastic tree, so I’m not sure I’m qualified to be baffled. But still. What do you do with a peeing tree? Hit it on the branch with a rolled-up newspaper? That would actually be kind of morbid, considering that newspaper is made up of ground-up trees.” – Taku.
This just turned my great day into a perfectly awesome day. XD
I’m glad you find amusement in my confusion.
I was confused too, but it was kind of amusing too…
AND I QUOTE!
“... I’m still trying to get the image of a tree cocking its leg at the coffee table out of my head.
BAD Tree! No! Bad!”
-Taku.
XD
Well, you have to admit, they are quite funny.
Or a Klutorpost quote index.
YES. YES. yes.
Damn, I’ve heard that one. I don’t remember though.
I think it was from Cracked.com, Mnemone.
And I quote: “My mother always said my sister Satsu was like wood; as rooted to the earth as a sakura tree. But she told me I was like water. Water can carve its way even through stone…and when trapped, water makes a new path.”
-Sayuri from Memoirs of a Geisha.
I only like this quote because it has something to do with earth and water. I have a habit of comparing my own characters to the elements as well.
I have a new favorite quote.
Ahem And I quote: “Being insane means never having to make an alignment check.”
Sounds familiar. Or maybe I’m imagining things. Where’s it from?
I’m gonna say Order of the Stick.
Close. It’s from yesterday’s Full Frotal Nerdity.
And I quote: “Fu-fuck you Nacho Libre-chan!”
And I quote from NotAlwaysRelated.com:
(I am a customer shopping through DVD sales on Black Friday. A young boy runs up to look as well.)
Boy: “Look, dad! Star Wars!”
(The boy picks up the movie and looks closer. It is Episode 2, with Hayden Christensen and Natalie Portman on the cover.)
Boy: “Wait. This isn’t the real Star Wars. What is this? Hey, dad, why are they pretending to be Star Wars?”
XD Lovely.
And I quote:
“Miracles. Events with astronomical odds of occuring, like oxygen turning into gold. I’ve longed to witness such an event, and yet I neglect that in human coupling, millions upon millions of cells compete to create life, for generation after generation until, finally, your mother loves a man, Edward Blake, the Comedian, a man she has every reason to hate, and out of that contradiction, against unfathomable odds, it’s you – only you – that emerged. To distill so specific a form, from all that chaos. It’s like turning air into gold. A miracle. And so … I was wrong. Now dry your eyes and let’s go home.
-Dr Manhattan
And I quote:
“Sentences are not minivans.”
And I Quote this exchange from the comics (Get Fuzzy):
“Wow, is this the worst thing ever written or have they not translated everything scratched onto clay tablets yet?”
“It’s just a thank-you note, Bucky.”
“That doesn’t mean you can ignore theme! Or character development!”
Listen to the cat, people.
I like your taste in comics, Inkblot. I like it very much.
And I quote: “That seems to point up a significant difference between Europeans and Americans. A European says: “I can’t understand this, what’s wrong with me?” An American says: “I can’t understand this, what’s wrong with him?” —Terry Pratchett
Oh, Sir Pratchett, you win every time.
And I Quote:
Sometimes you just gotta laugh.
http://impishidea.com/criticism/8/everything-wrong-with-eragon#c013435
Edit: I think I’ll post a PSA tomorrow for all those lovely Eragon fans. <3
“The birth parents you are trying to reach do not love you. Please hang up.”
Where is that from?
I think Portal 2, maybe?
Yup.