[shows up with captain america’s shield and uses it to deflect the spike at virgil]

That sounds a lot like the metamorphosis game from The Sandman: Preludes and Nocturnes. (wish I could find the image for it)

[rigs the entire building with explosives]

[has been building up an immunity to iodine poison over the last several years, both him and Virgil drink, and Virgil dies]

[fires a tactical missile at the next poster]

[finds out that he is The One, then proceeds to dodge the bullet in awesome slow motion]

[with his new mind control device, commands a giant squid to attack the next poster, who is on vacation on a cruise ship]

[Uses Sufficiently Advanced Technology^tm to set off super nova inside black hole, canceling it out (hey it worked on Doctor Who…)]

[Commandeers nearest Imperial Battleship and calls down Exterminatus on next poster]

Casts a force field around herself, which ricochets the beam back at Virgil

Sets a line trap which, when the next poster trips on it, will cause a block to fall on top of them, hitting the lever which is suspended in midair above their head, then ricocheting to snap a giant mousetrap

Ditto to the nevermind.

[jumps over the line, then shoots looses an arrow at the line, causing it to snap and fall on WW]

[Surrounds the next poster with a ring of fire, digs a deep pit filled with lava around the ring, and puts an electrified barbed-wire fence around the pit, and sets six squadrons of snakes and spiders to guard the fence]

[rips out flag, then staples Virgil’s eyes until he is blind, then snaps his neck]

[solders the next poster to a sheet of metal, then sets up a laser to cut them in two]

[whips out his Quik ‘n’ E-Z Ion Cannon Deflector to utterly decimate Puppet]

[forces the next poster to drink Turpentine]

[luckily, has brought flamethrower-chainsaw. Kills all the vampires except one, and uses that one to sic on Dem]

[casts Avada Kedavra at the next user]

[Holds up large hospital tray, deflecting the syringes back at the launcher.]

[Uses the Vulcan neck pinch on the next poster, and then traps them in a bank vault. They suffocate in a few hours.]

[Uses magical water-producing powers to put out fire. Then I leave because the fire burned through the ropes. Now I use my water powers to drown Alien.]

[Forces next poster to wear an “Eward Sucks” T-shirt. Then I throw them into a circle of screaming fantards that includes NuttyMaiden. They tear you apart.]

[Is rescued by Harry Potter using Alhamora. Then he uses Avada Kadavra on Marquis.]

[Makes the next poster go swimming in shark-infested waters after giving them a paper cut]

[Luckily, I stole Alien’s The Power of Awesome^tm^, so I just use that to depretzelize, and break free Then I beat Alien with a piece of carbonite.]

[Uses 7 of 9’s nanoprobes to turn the next poster into a borg, then I infect them with a computer virus.]

[Creates hole into Fluidic Space and uses species 8472 to kill Alien on the other side of the wormhole.]

[Hires Colonel Mustard to kill the next poster with the wrench in the ballroom.]

[Earns a degree in pharmacy and gets something to clear me of my depression, then forcefeeds Devin some cyanide pills.]

[Has a psychic giant squid come at the next poster and explode, causing its telekenetic energy to kill the poster and everyone around him.]

SPECIAL

BEAM

CANOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

[blows moon up, the debris lands on Virgil, crushing him under tonnes of moon rock]

[begins gathering a Spirit Bomb]

This is DBZ we’re playing, right?

[spawns at a different point, uses his HandHeld RailGun of AweSomeness to blow DrAlligator to smithereens]

[aims his HandHeld RailGun of AwesomeNess at the next poster]

[Leaves internet, buys revolver, shoots everybody while they're distracted]

[Consumes Invincible Starman and runs around]

[Expends 50 rings to activate Super mode]

[Summons Cthulhu]

[Goes back in time, clones self, forces clone to post, shoots Puppet while they're distracted and hops into Escape to Mexico pod]

[Shoves next poster off cliff into pit of rabid Twilight fanbrats]

[Impossible. I’m far too good at cheating to lose.]

[Death Stars your planet.]

[Is a Skeleton, and therefore resistant to Piercing damage]

[Poisons your picnic. Mwahahahaha!!]

[Is now a Wraith, and therefore immune to bear hugs and explosions. fear my transformational powers!]

[Poisons all of your food, so you either die of poison or starve to death.]

[Sacrifices DrAlligator in dark ritual to appease poltergeists. Declares “This house is clean” (‘cause, well, duh)]

[Travels through space and time to Arrakis and uses amazing sandworm riding skills to attack next poster]

[raises the plant with kindness, then politely asks it to eat DrAl, which it does]

[pushes the next poster into a bottomless pit]

[is unsure why being on a bus would kill him, then drives the bus over Dr. Alligator, crushing him]

[hides scorpions in the next poster’s bed]

[Ensuing insanity cancles out previous insanity. Uses newfound sanity to construct drill, tunnels out of room, and beats DrA to death with it]

[Reads Assasination for Dummies and puts newfound skills to test on next poster]

[Sends Moldorm kiddy porn, which not only breaks his mind but gets him in trouble with the FBI, who are obv. in the UK too]

[Sets bucket of molten cheese above door]

And I would’ve gotten away with it too if it wasn’t for you dumb kids and that stupid dog!

[Throws a ghost mask on, freaking out the FBI and traumatising Moldorm (again)]

[Haunts Daphne’s Great Aunt’s house searching for her treasure trove and sets Indiana Jones style’d boulder traps]

Hey Ma if you could see me now,
Arms spread wide on the starboard bow,
Gonna fly this boat to the moon somehow,
Like Kevin Garnett,
ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE!

THEME SONG POWER UP

[Flies boat to moon, puncturing Moldorm’s blimp. Lands in moon base and drives the little orbital rock to a galaxy far, far away, out of the the bomb’s reach. Moldorm dies, while Puppet is trapped in the black hole for eternity]

[Becomes a jedi]

HAH! I corrected all three of my grammatical mistakes before your post!

Your failed pretentious grammar naziness causes a spasm in space and time, making the meteor explode!

All the while the fanboys sing One Winged Angel, causing you to reel in pain and step back, only to be crushed by the meteor! Oh de ja vu!

Meanwhile, I backflip onto a meteoritic chunk, cackling madly ala Laharl from Disgaea as I hurtle towards the core of the earth and the peons below me scream in horror!

AHA

AHAHAHAHAHA

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

The Death Star crushes me into a fine pulp, which is then used as additional flavouring for a popular brand of milkshake.

GAME OVER

It’s a good thing I just saved my game.

>Continue

I roundhouse kick the Death Star away from me and into the sun, Puppet still inside.

Then I pose and the ending credits roll.

The next poster can’t do anything to me because the movie’s already ended. The next poster can kill nothing because the movie is already over. The next poster cannot die because they are already dead. On the inside.

Shoo, out of the cinema now, there’s no bonus ending after the clip.

Don’t believe me?

Fine!

Just loiter!

You’ll see.

I’m right.

And you’re wrong.

I just Won The Game.

/thread

Okay, I’m dead.

Have some imagination Puppet!

Ah yes, I would agree there… ;P

The Game has come to an End.

New Things are Happening.

Ok, close one of these things down. I know its fun and all, but why was the second started?

‘Cause Puppet died.

I Was There.

It was a bit of a laugh.

[uses Vulcan mind-meld on Saphira, revealing NP’s dark intent. Convinces her to eat NP.]

[when I pull this lever, a curtain will be lifted up. This curtain has been holding back a flood of Twilight fangirls, who will rush in and trip over the wire I have placed there. The wire will pull a string, which will move a bookend that has been preventing a domino line of Paolini and Maradonia books from falling. They will fall, popping a balloon with their great weight. In this balloon is Deathium, a deadly gas that has been kept under extreme pressure in the balloon. When the balloon pops, the gas will escape and expand, killing everyone, including the next poster (who is tied to table).]

[Unspoken law of cartoons #3 – if you ever try to kill someone by virtue of Acme products, it will always allow them to be unharmed but you will get hit instead. Therefore, it falls on Dem. Beep beep!]

[casts Avada Kedavra at the next poster]

[Raises army of Zombie Gollums to counter them. Dumbledore can’t save you now!]

[Now, my army of Zombie Gollums! Devour the next poster in a most excruciating manner!]

[uses telekinesis to send the little metal guide pins of the umbrella through Phantasma’s eyes]

[sets up a log on a rope to smash next poster]

[walks around the spike pits and shoots Apep.]

[conjures up ghosts of the next posters old bullies to taunt them to death]

[While RVL is distracted throttling Virgil, Imperio’s her into throwing herself off a cliff]

[Hires Meyerpires to blind next poster with sparkles]

[laughs dramatically at the head, and kicks it]

[tosses rusty nails on next poster’s floor]

[pulls herself up and looks upon her burned flesh; produces a horrible screech.]

[stands in the direct sunlight, where the glue creates magic and burns out Puppet’s eyes.]

[her body magically erupts from the glue as soon as Puppet leaves; she was faking it, the glue would never let her down, let alone kill her. Bats the nano-bots away; the glue gives her more super powers.]

[throws a spear into Puppet’s back, laughing hysterically when he falls to the floor, dead.]