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http://twilightguide.com/tg/2009/07/19/twilight-graphic-novel-2/
I really don’t see how this can be good as a graphic novel. It’s just going to be tons of awkward silences with no dialogue where they stare into each others eyes.
They’ll probably use Bella’s narration to give the reader something to read.
Why? Why, God, why? What did we do to deserve this?
.... Well, we all had the initial sin passed down to us from Adam, so….. Basically, we’ve all deserved it since birth. That’s also why religion sucks…
Hehe.
Yeah, you people with gods… what the fuck?
Ok, my religion moment is done.
Emill, you already have been taken away by the imps.
Twilight is odd material for a graphic novel. Virtually all the action is concentrated near the end. Other than that it’s a pretty tame story.
Yeah. I mean, at least in Japanese romance manga, there’s magic and people that can turn into animals and other crazy stuff happening. In Twilight, they just sort of stare at each other.
facepalm
WHAT MORE CAN THEY DO?! weeps
Twilight doesn’t seem that much different to more common romantic manga, and the long periods of internal monologue, soulful staring-into-each-others’-eyes, inane dialogue and suchlike aren’t much out of place either.
WHAT MORE CAN THEY DO?! weeps
Twilight the Musical.
Twilight Online MMORPG.
Twilight TV Series.
Twilight Trading Card Game.
And the most fearsome of all, Twilight Reality TV Show.
http://www.amazon.com/Cardinal-98013-Twilight-Board-Game/dp/B001TIX2TI
Wow, I read some reviews for that bored game (see what I did there? laugh, damn you!) and it seems even the fans dislike it.
@The Butterfly: Twilight: The Interpretive Dance.
But, really? Manga, and a Board Game? Have they no shame? It’s more than likely that the manga will just be a collection of cartoonised Edward photos with enlarged, square eyes.
I bought this game because I was having a Twilight party. There were 7 of us playing, and we had a blast. The age range of our players was 17 to 41, and everyone really enjoyed the game.
41? These people have no lives. :P
I am laughing Devin. Truly, I am.
41? Wh— I’m not even going to try to understand…
Warning: I am crossing a very bad, wicked line here. Do NOT click the link.
Thanks Nate…
“I warned you! I warned you! But did ya listen to me? Ah nooooooo…”
-Tim Monty Python & the Holy Grail
Edit: I adjusted Butterfly and Emill’s posts to hidden so nobody might be encouraged to get context.
Interesting that even some Twilight fans don’t like the movie and think the books superior.
Ever wonder why people always say that the cinematic adaptation of a book is inferior to the book itself?
It isn’t always. As anyone who’s read the Princess Bride will tell you. Or Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, but most people agree that #2 was a low point for the Harry Potter series – which is one hundred times better than the best Twilight novel (cough*) any day of the week that ends in ‘y’.
*Is there a novel that Anti-twilighters consider average? ...Or at the very least better?
No, because they messed up the book they really liked.
I don’t see how this could be a graphic novel either. I’m reading it, and all Bella does most of the time is bitch and daydream about Edward. It’s weird. I’m embarrassed to be reading it. I always try to hide the cover and explain that I’m only reading it for mocking purposes. Whenever I put it down, I have the back cover facing up.
I am embarassed to have it too. I blacked out my back cover with sharpies, as best I could, since there’s crap that says stuff like “Best book of the decade” on it. facepalm
Yeah, but in this book you can have some fun crossing out words and making Edward and Bella have some weird conversations. ;P
@Diamonte: O_O
Zomg. You put a sharpie within two feet of a book? Even Twilight… Its cover doesn’t deserve it! The text does…
Just joking.
No, I would never draw in a book, and I wouldn’t waste my money on Twilight either.
But to answer the question posed in the thread’s title (Well, questions need answers!) (Even if they’re only hypothetical.)
When will this madness end?
By madness, the asker of the question means the hilarious adventures of the average teenaged girl. (Or those of feminine origin with the mentality of average teenagers.)
What could cause this teenage girl to break free from this mental cage wrought of sparkletonium? (Oh, the drama.) Suggestions?
Yay! a shirtless Edward!!!
/illicit squee
Pattinson’s too hairy for squees. sigh
[looks down at snail trail]
Don’t worry, I can appreciate you.
[pats]
I am embarassed to have it too. I blacked out my back cover with sharpies, as best I could, since there’s crap that says stuff like “Best book of the decade” on it. facepalm
I borrowed it from my friend. And it’s the cover with Kristen and Rob, not the apple cover. I prefer the apple cover.
I never understood why they have book covers based on the movies of the books.
So the illiterates who watched the movie and hate reading will go, “Ooh, that looks like that movie I saw. Maybe I should read it.” Only to get bored in ten minutes and throw it in the back of the closet. It’s just to make people connect it with the book.
Personally, I hate movie covers on books. I always try to buy the original book cover, especially when the movie sucks. I don’t think they ever did that to the Harry Potter covers, not that I’ve seen anyway.
Ditto. ^^
I think the general opinion of Twifans is that New Moon is the worst.
One of my friends says he saw some Twilight trading cards yesterday. D:
Were they just collecty things, or with an actual T(rading)C(ard)G(ame)?
http://www.amazon.com/EXCLUSIVE-Twilight-Limited-Trading-Official/dp/B00284B96A/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=toys-and-games&qid=1248644540&sr=8-1
Facepalm
Indeed.
ONE HUNDRED AND FORTY DOLLARS???????
http://www.amazon.com/Twilight-Edward-Cullen-Tonner-doll/dp/B001Q5PNGY/ref=sr_1_5?ie=UTF8&s=toys-and-games&qid=1248652929&sr=8-5
Yup, one hundred and sixty dollars.
GAHHHHHH!!!!
[breaks]
They’re making Barbies of Edward and Bella.
Glitter sold separately.
Coming Soon: Jacob, complete with werewolf costume!
Oh, that brings up bad imagery from the book, and I haven’t even read Breaking Dawn.
WHY?! starts weeping
I have to stop coming to this thread. I keep getting horrid ideas…
http://aromaleigh.vox.com/library/post/new-twilight-supernatural-face-and-body-powder-makeup.html
WHY?! Joins RVL and starts weeping
is still weeping, but harder this time
Laughs uncontrollably rather than weeping
Now you too can sparkle.
Oh I do all the time NP. No makeup needed. ;-)
@Nate
Well the makeup is just for us lowly few who cannot produce our own natural sparkle. ;)
I wonder how many trees were harmed in the making of the Twilight series… And to think, they could have been purifying our air instead of polluting our minds.
This is the end of a Barnes and Noble review. I like it.
Ditto. ^^
I like it too! It made me stop crying, if only for a moment… ;P
I— I c—can’t! I—I’m just t—too sad! THE WORLD IS ENDING! hiccuping gulp
:D
Cheer up RVL.
[sparkles extra for RVL]
My eyes!
Ooh, Nate! You look so… So… So vampirelike! Yummy…
Don’t say you didn’t see that coming!
Improving the world… one sparkle at a time.
I’m bored QC. Got nothing better to do.
I’m only slightly kind.
Kinda like Captain Mal.
“Sign of a great man. [stab] So I’m just a good man. [stab] Well I’m alright.”
“No no no, it’s not 2012 yet.
But that means we have 3 more years of this madness…
I might just start crying now.”
Who wants to be the virgin sacrificed to ensure that the teenage girls get tired of Twilight before then?
Couldn’t we just use one of the twitards for that?
Well, chances are a lot of them are virgins anyway, so they should do.
I just mean, why waste people who actually don’t like the series when most of the twitards qualify.
People give the Mayans too much credit.
Isn’t it more likely that, rather than predicting the end of the world, they just got bored of making calendar dates that they’d never live to see?
Meh, me neither.
I wonder how New Year’s 2013 will be celebrated.
I’m going to cry because I was so hoping there’d be no more presidential elections to endure…