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    Okay, so I did this on another forum and the results were so funny I immediately thought of II. The way this works is, I’ll write a passive sentence:

    PS: The cat was eaten by the cow.

    The second person will then take that sentence and write it in active form. Word-changing is allowed.

    AS: The bovine creature then proceded to devour our feline friend without so much as a by-your-leave.

    They will then write a random passive sentence for the third person to adapt, and so on.


    PS: The lollipop was licked.

    • CommentAuthorAdam
    • CommentTimeJul 3rd 2009

    Woo, okay.

    AS: The child thrust the cherry lollipop into his mouth and a grin promptly appeared on his otherwise unremarkable face.


    PS: The birthday present was wrapped.


    AS: After a long and terrible struggle, during which she called upon all of her resources and wit, Bella finally managed to wrap Edward’s birthday present.



    PS: The king came to front of the crowd.


    Isn’t that an active sentence?


    I think so, too. Oh, well.

    PS: The Rider was eaten by the dragon.


    The marvelously blue scaled fire-breathing phenomenon of the skies opened her wide, toothy mouth and consumed her hapless rider in two bites.

    (Ok, that sucked)

    Oh dear. I did not post a passive sentence. Not good. Let me get this back on track. (SWQ, I thought that was quite good)

    My fault entirely, guys. We post an active version of the sentence, and then a NEW passive sentence for the next person to fix.


    AS: none.

    PS: The explosion was caused by the star.
    • CommentTimeJul 4th 2009

    With care and stealth, the movie star planted the dynamite at the building’s structural weak spots and, once clear, pressed the detonator, bringing the entire structure down on her vapid, brainless colleagues.

    P.S. She was taken.


    AS: Cackling madly with delight, Snidely Whiplash took the struggling girl and tied to her the railroad tracks.

    PS: The woman was seduced by the man.


    AS: The man had genital-to-genital contact with the woman.

    PS: Bright was the sun.

    • CommentTimeJul 4th 2009 edited

    AS: The sun was a glorious conflagration of pink and yellow.

    PS: That train wreck was written by an idiot!

    • CommentTimeJul 4th 2009

    AS: The idiot lovingly put the finishing touches to his magnificent description of a train collision.

    PS: The President has been kidnapped by ninjas.


    AS: The highly visible, shuriken-slinging assassins of Japanese origin have seized upon the human embodiment of the country’s political leadership, abducting him in a puff of smoke.

    PS: The world was saved by the Heroes.

    • CommentTimeJul 4th 2009 edited

    AS: And lo, those who stand for Truth, Justice, and the American Way snatched that orb we call the Earth from almost certain doom.

    PS: The ship was boarded by the pirates, who were led by Captain Jack Sparrow.


    Captain Jack Sparrow, leading his swarthy crew of scurvy scallywags, forcibly entered the freighter with the intent of confiscating all objects of value aboard it – and, possibly the aquisition of the ship’s crew, to be held for ransom at a high price (commandeering the ship itself was also a tempting prosepect to the pirates’ cunning and capricious leader).


    Here’s a passive one:

    George was killed by a flaming toilet seat falling to Earth.


    AS: “AH!” George screamed, as the flaming toilet seat hurtled towards his head. He had time for one last “MOMMY!” before it went through his skull, burning his dead body.

    PS: My personal bubble was invaded.


    AS: A guy touched you inappropriately.

    PS: He was arrested.


    George is actually a girl in that case. It’s from Dead Like Me, short for Georgia. Good sentence though.

    AS: Bob ran, but he knew that he could not escape the rath of Officer Jones. The officer promptly tasered Bob, leaving him writhing in pain as he slapped on the handcuffs.

    PS: Ellen Ripley was impregnated with the alien embryo.


    AS: She got raped by an alien… what the hell?

    PS: A girl was flirted with.


    AS: The boy attempted to flirt with the girl, and frowned as she stared at him blankly.

    PS: Bright purple dots broke out upon the boy.

    • CommentTimeJul 5th 2009

    AS: The large man in the Bernie Parent mask broke apart purple dots upon the boy in preparation for the traditional biannual pontifical Scientological virgin sacrificial.

    PS: The man was enveloped by sticky cream.


    That’s brilliant.

    AS: Down the man fell, sinking into the vat white whipped topping. “Oh Lord,” he cried before the cream enveloped him, “I’ll never eat sundaes again!”

    PS: The innocent kitten was eaten by the dragon.


    AS: With a smack of its lips, the noble overgrown flying lizard devoured the diminutive juvenile feline, who had never known the tender caresses of the opposite sex.

    PS: The planet was blown up by the death ray.


    The fully operational Death Star turned on its maximum-planetary-destruction-lasers to blast the innocent planet of Alderaan to smithereens.

    Ok, I’m a Star Wars mood. So what?

    SWQ, you forgot to post a passive sentence! (not that I can talk!)

    PS: The giant was blown to pieces by the extra-hot curry.

    The exploding force of curry hit the giant and he instantly disintegrated.

    PS: The girl was electrocuted.

    • CommentTimeJul 5th 2009

    The girl convulsed as scorching waves of electricity shot through her body.

    P.S. The fish was fried.

    • CommentTimeJul 5th 2009

    Og fried the salmon meat until it was nice and crispy.

    The dinosaur was being rode upon.


    The smiling little boy imitated a t-rex roar playfully as he mounted the dinosaur.

    PS: Trigonometry was killing her.


    That’s not a passive sentence. “She was being killed by trigonometry.”

    AS: The mathematical study of three-sided, two-dimensional figures with interior angles adding up to one hundred-eighty degrees was inducing in her an untimely fatality by way of brain aneurysm.

    PS: The fry was fished.

    • CommentTimeJul 5th 2009

    The orc reeled in the dish.

    The vampire was shot.

    • CommentTimeJul 5th 2009

    Gordito slapped the silver, garlic laced, holy water bullets into his revolver, spun the chamber, and unloaded all six rounds into Edward’s marble chest. “Who’s smexy now, bitch?”

    P.S. The tables were turned.

    • CommentTimeJul 5th 2009

    Bella drank Edward’s blood.

    P.S The Greeks had been defeated.


    The Persians, with their superior firepower (?) defeated the Greeks.

    PS: The boy was crying.

    • CommentTimeJul 5th 2009

    When he found out that his girlfriend had died, the boy cried.

    P.S. The dragon was hunted.

    AS: The knight crept forward, ready to hunt the dragon to the death.

    PS: The second season of Disney's The Replacements was wrecked by the animators.
    • CommentTimeJul 5th 2009

    The animators’ lack of talent wrecked The Replacements.

    P.S. The village was attacked.

    AS: "Quick! They've got marshmallows! We'll never get out alive!" cried the chief as the marshmallow-wielding mercenaries surrounded the village and prepared to open fire. (Well, build an open fire, that is. It was a village of sticks.)

    PS: Reynolds the butler was tied up.
    • CommentTimeJul 5th 2009

    The priests of Set had tied up Reynolds the butler and intended to sacrifice him later.

    PS: Hitler was eaten.

    • CommentTimeJul 5th 2009 edited

    AS: In a way befitting his evilness, the vengeful Jews, Gypsys, homosexuals, and other various aggrieved personages descended upon the insane and evil Nazi dictator, boiled him alive in Canola oil, and feasted upon his crisped remains. What remained of his soul descended to Hell for the same treatment.

    PS: The goose was cooked.


    The hungry and talented fox plucked its catch, dropped it into a pot, and had cooked goose for dinner.

    PS The cat was fed rice for its dinner.


    AS: All the little rice mice screamed as the cat ate them

    PS: The itch was scratched.

    • CommentTimeJul 6th 2009

    The rhino rubbed his itching back vigorously against the tree-trunk.

    The card games were played.

    • CommentTimeJul 6th 2009
    "It's time to d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-DUEL!"

    The Raptors came for him.
    • CommentTimeJul 6th 2009

    The hunter ran across the savanna from the hungry Utahraptors.

    P.S. The pirates were defeated.

    The stealthy and hyperactive ninjas were easily able to commandeer the angry pirates' ship using nothing but bouncy balls and a small toothpick.

    P.S. The magic carpet was abandoned.

    AS: Aladdin parked his magic carpet by the side of the road and told it to wait for him. He never came back.

    PS: We were wrong.


    AS: The wrongness of our decision finally hit about fifteen minutes too late.

    PS: Joe was pushed out of an airplane.

    • CommentTimeJul 6th 2009

    AS: The pirates pushed Joe out of the airplane.

    PS: Eragon was embarrassed.


    AS: Arya embarassed Eragon by pointing out his ineptitude at flirting with her.

    PS: Bella was stalked by Edward.


    AS: Edward romantically followed Bella around, climbed through her window, and watched her sleep.

    PS: The emissaries were defenestrated.


    AS: The evil king threw the emissaries out the window. (I had to google that word.)

    PS: Alison was kissed by a mysterious stranger.

    • CommentTimeJul 6th 2009

    AS: The mysterious stranger drew Alison into a deep embraced, swathing the two of them in his mysterious cape before kissing her passionately.

    PS: The yardstick was influential.


    The yardstick influenced the great artist in his masterpiece of creation.

    PS: The cup was emptied.


    AS: Julia grabbed the cup from Martin, guzzling the creamy drink until it was empty.

    PS: Helen was rendered blind and deaf by her illness.

    • CommentTimeJul 6th 2009


    • CommentTimeJul 6th 2009 edited

    The illness devoured Helen’s eyes and ears.

    P.S. The ball was kicked


    AS: Joseph ran toward the ball. This is it, he thought. He pulled his leg back, building up momentum, then brought it swiftly forward. Joeseph kicked the ball across the field, elation rolling over him.

    PS: Jane was called by Holden.


    Holden raised his voice and hollered out for Jane.

    PS: A rescue squad was dispatched.


    AS: The rescue squad dispatched to save Timmy from the well.

    PS: McMurphy was lobotimized.

    • CommentTimeJul 7th 2009

    AS: The doctor lobotomized McMurphy, leading us closer to the end of an incredibly disturbing novel.

    PS: The disease was discovered to be lupus.

    • CommentTimeJul 7th 2009

    “It’s Lupus!” cried Dr. House, and the world ended.

    My hair was assaulted.


    A man raped your hair.

    Edward’s vampirism was cured.

    • CommentTimeJul 7th 2009

    The witch doctor cured Edward of his vampirism, thus disappointing millions of fangirls.

    Eragon was defeated by Edward.


    AS: Edward’s sparkling glory blinded Eragon and Saphira, allowing him to suck their blood.

    PS: Bella was plagued by seven heart attacks in seven minutes.

    • CommentTimeJul 7th 2009

    AS: Seven heart attacks plagued Bella in seven minutes.

    PS: His head was mounted on the wall.


    AS: The evil hunter mounted John’s head on the wall.

    PS: Eragon was turned down by Arya.


    Arya turned down Eragon’s plea for just one date with a scoff.

    PS: His college application was rejected by Princeton.


    AS: Princeton responded to his application with a scathing rejection letter.

    PS: Jesse’s evil plot was twarted by Mark.


    Mark thwarted Jesse’s evil plot to take over the world with the amazing power of duct tape.

    The hunter was slaughtered by the hungry bear.


    AS: The hungy bear crunched merrily on the hunter’s carcus.

    PS: Roland was unwound.


    AS: I unwound my sweater, who I named “Roland” because I have no friends.

    PS: Edward was considered sexy by Bella, but considered a stalker by other people.

    • CommentTimeJul 7th 2009

    AS: Bella considered Edward sexy while others thought him a stalker.

    PS: The aliens were abducted.


    AS: In an interest turning of tables, the humans abducted the aliens.

    PS: The blueberries were blue.

    • CommentTimeJul 7th 2009
    (not a passive sentence, but whatever)
    AS: As the blueberries grew on the branch, blueness gradually suffused them.

    PS: He was stopped
    • CommentTimeJul 7th 2009

    AS: King Galby stopped Eragon from overthrowing him with magic.

    PS: The pyramids were built.


    AS: The Egyptian pharohs forced slaves to build the pyramids.

    PS: Mason was killed by drilling a whole in his head to get high.

    • CommentTimeJul 7th 2009

    AS: Mason killed himself by drilling a hole in his head.

    PS: The whales were shaved.


    AS: In prepared for summer, Peter shaved the whales.

    PS: Kyle was thrown out of prep school.

    • CommentTimeJul 7th 2009

    AS: Furious at his subversion of their attempts to create a fusion power source powered by schoolchildren’s minds, the administrators of Dubshire Prep School threw Kyle out into the snow without even a single farewell.

    PS: The lake’s water level was dropping.


    AS: Despite frequent re-fillings by firemen, the lake’s water level continued to drop.

    PS: Jonas was given the role of Receiver of Memory.

    • CommentTimeJul 8th 2009

    AS: In the terrible, awful, horribly depressing book that Swenson was forced to read in seventh grade, the evil overlords grant Jonas the role of Receiver of Memory.

    PS: Frodo was given the ring.


    Frodo would take the Ring, though he did not know where he was going.

    Inigo Montoya’s father was killed.

    • CommentTimeJul 8th 2009

    AS: Inigo Montoya’s father cried in agony as the six-fingered man penetrated his tender flesh with his cold, hard blade.

    PS: The yuri fanboys and yaoi fangirls were disturbed and disgusted by each others’ fanfics.


    AS: Each faction expressed disgust at the other’s fanfics.

    PS: Blue were the berries.


    I don’t think that’s passive, but oh well.

    AS: The berries became blue.

    PS: Hannah was proposed to be Jim.

    • CommentTimeJul 8th 2009 edited

    AS: It was proposed that Hannah was Jim.

    PS: The flower had crazy pollen love done to it with the butterfly.


    @Alien. Oh, that was supposed to be by Jim. The I wrote was just weird.

    AS:The butterfly performed crazy pollen love on the flower.

    PS: Ken was divorced by Barbie.

    • CommentTimeJul 8th 2009

    AS: Barbie divorced Ken because she was in love with Edward.

    PS: The book was critiqued.


    AS: The internet hermits of ImpishIdea ruthlessly critqued the book.

    PS: Kelly was forced to move.


    AS: In a messy, drawn-out battle, Barbie divorced Ken and got the Dream House and the Cadillac, as well.

    PS: Ben’s space was invaded.


    AS: The aliens invaded Earth, which was a part of Ben’s space.

    PS: Megan was lied to.


    AS: Knowing that Megan was a gullible and sweet girl, Ken took advantage of her innocence and lied to her, saying that he loved her. Barbie found out and divorced Ken.

    PS: The pig sty was cleaned.

    • CommentTimeJul 8th 2009

    AS: The slaves cleaned the pigsty.

    PS: The pirates were misled.


    AS: We led the pirated to believe that they were safe. Then we attacked.

    PS: Montag was chased by the hound.

    • CommentTimeJul 8th 2009

    AS: The hound chased Montag down the alley.

    PS: Robert Muldoon was promoted.


    AS: They promoted Robert Muldoon.

    PS: Jack was tricked.