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Twilight: Are you Edward? Or are you Bella?

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      CommentAuthorPuppet
    • CommentTimeJul 2nd 2009 edited
     

    http://www.dumbspot.com/twilight-test?gatherer_id=100332&gclid=CIe5w_KruJsCFRNinAodtUDXBA

    See which Twilight character you are!

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      CommentAuthorCGilga
    • CommentTimeJul 2nd 2009
     

    I got 12 questions in before closing the tab.

    I hate you, Puppet.

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      CommentAuthorPuppet
    • CommentTimeJul 2nd 2009
     

    Oh, wow, I didn’t see the continue button. I wonder how many question’s there are? coughvolunteerpleasecough

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      CommentAuthorPuppet
    • CommentTimeJul 2nd 2009
     

    Some of these question’s are just fucked up, like this one: #
    Which of these scents are you most drawn to?

    * A soft musk. * A lightly sweet floral. * A vibrant citrus. * Calming lavender. * Grass.

    #

    Snd this:

    #

    #
    What would you do if you couldn’t be with the love of your life?

    * It would rip a hole in my heart that would never mend. * I would kill myself. * I would trust that I would find them again. * I would run away. * I would fight.
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      CommentAuthorElanor
    • CommentTimeJul 2nd 2009
     

    And other such gems as:

    You’ve decided to cut class, what do you do with your free afternoon?

    -I’m up for anything as long as I’m with my true love.
    -Go some place I can be myself and share it with my true love.

    Oh dear god, kill me now. I came out as Bella (yes I did the entire gorram thing.)

    Bella Swan

    You are Bella Swan, the apple of Edward’s eye. You are very private, clumsy, sweet, and funny. You have a wonderful ability to accept people (or mythical creatures) for what they are. You have an amazing capacity to love, even though you can be too hard on yourself.

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      CommentAuthorPuppet
    • CommentTimeJul 2nd 2009
     

    LOLOLOLOLOL

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    Edward Cullen

    You are Edward Cullen. Charming and polite yet stubborn and overprotective, your desperately adorable crooked smile bears the weight of your inner pain and self-loathing. Your salvation lies in love — though you won’t admit it, you feel you can save your soul in the arms of your true love, Bella.

    Funny, because the last time I did this, I got Bella…

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    SMART and Elanor are meant for each other! Our master the Internet hath ordained it, and so it shall be.

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    Yes, indeed! Come, Elanor, let me show you my sparkly abs and my scintillating arms while you look into my smoldering amber eyes!

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      CommentAuthorElanor
    • CommentTimeJul 3rd 2009
     

    I…I wish I could resist…

    ...but I can’t.

    You are too beautiful.

    Let us run away and frolic sparklefully in the meadows!

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    But no! Elanor, I can’t do this to you, for, though I love you, I am a terrible sparkly monster who will suck your blood and crush you with a kiss! No, it cannot be! I must run away for your own safety!

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      CommentAuthorElanor
    • CommentTimeJul 3rd 2009
     

    BITE MY NECK.

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    I made it to question 12. blechh.

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    @Elanor

    But no, Elanor! For if I did, you would become a raging soulless creature of the night, and I would never forgive myself! Can’t you be happy getting older while I stay a centuries-old teenager?

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      CommentAuthorElanor
    • CommentTimeJul 3rd 2009
     

    YES.

    I’M ALREADY OLDER THAN YOU.

    BITE MY NECK AND HAVE SEX WITH ME, DAMN YOU.

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    Yes, if my friends could choose one word to describe me, ‘Adonis’ would DEFINITELY be that word.

    And Twilight apparently has great male and female characters. I have to pick whether I like the guys or girls better. Um…I pick guys, just because Jacob is actually kind of fleshed out.

    If I cut class, I would not spend the time doing any of the suggested things. You know, this multiple choice format is SO limiting.

    What’s the status of my love-life? Non-existent. And apparently non-existence of some sort of love-life is non-existent in the Twilight universe.

    Aw, I have to become a member?! Never mind, then. I guess I shall never know what Twilight character I am most like.

    I suppose this is bad enough that it’s equivalent to losing my true love, which means I shall have to kill myself. How inconvenient.

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      CommentAuthorElanor
    • CommentTimeJul 3rd 2009
     

    Nah, you just click cancel, or click something else on that page. You don’t actually have to join.

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    Well, I’m not bothering to go back and fill out that nauseating questionnaire all over again.

    I have a suspicion I’d turn out to be Bella anyway- I don’t want to see the final, damning picture.

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    Hey, I didn’t get Edward or Bella!
    I haven’t read the books, is this good or bad?

    Alice Cullen
    You are Alice Cullen. Your ability to foresee danger and misfortune doesn’t diminish your bubbly optimism. You are a force to be reckoned with — anybody with enough sense knows, you never bet against Alice.

    Bubbly optimism? Bleah.

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      CommentAuthorCorsair
    • CommentTimeJul 3rd 2009
     
    I'd be like, the Volturi. But they'd never put that on there.
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      CommentAuthorJeni
    • CommentTimeJul 3rd 2009
     

    I couldn’t get past the first page.

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      CommentAuthorPuppet
    • CommentTimeJul 3rd 2009
     

    YAY!

    Alice Cullen

    You are Alice Cullen. Your ability to foresee danger and misfortune doesn’t diminish your bubbly optimism. You are a force to be reckoned with — anybody with enough sense knows, you never bet against Alice.

    I actually sort of liked Alice, plus she’s not a retard. :P

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      CommentAuthorJeni
    • CommentTimeJul 3rd 2009
     

    From the film, so did I. But not enough to find out more about her character, though. XD

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    To get rid of the membership thingy, click the X button to close the wondow. You’ll get two pop-up windows. On the first one, click OK. On the one under that, click Cancel.

    I love cheats.

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      CommentAuthorCorsair
    • CommentTimeJul 3rd 2009
     
    How can you see the future and still be an optimist?
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    Oh God…

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      CommentAuthorPuppet
    • CommentTimeJul 3rd 2009
     

    Great…weren’t you the person who was like “OMG TYLOR LATHARN IS HAWT!!11!!”?

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    NO! That was swenson! That is such an insult…

    EDIT: It may have been Steph though… I don’t remember…

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      CommentAuthorMoldorm
    • CommentTimeJul 3rd 2009 edited
     

    Is Jasper good?

    And why isn’t my picture showing?

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    Jasper’s awesome! Most desirable in my opinion… He’s the only reason I finished the series— pardon saga. rolls eyes

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    His backstory was actually kind of interesting. And it was kind of funny how he met Alice…

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    @ Moldorm

    do ! url ! : url

    It works better than ! url !

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      CommentAuthorMoldorm
    • CommentTimeJul 3rd 2009 edited
     

    Like this?
    ! http://uk.dumbspot.com/twilight-test?srp=1&q_result=amFzcGVy ! : http://uk.dumbspot.com/twilight-test?srp=1&q_result=amFzcGVy

    No, that didn’t work either…I give up on pictures.

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    No spaces between the !'s. So it would be:
    !http://uk.dumbspot.com/twilight-test?srp=1&q_result=amFzcGVy!
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      CommentAuthorPuppet
    • CommentTimeJul 3rd 2009
     

    And put the format on textile.

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      CommentAuthorMoldorm
    • CommentTimeJul 3rd 2009 edited
     

    Here goes!

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      CommentAuthorCGilga
    • CommentTimeJul 3rd 2009
     

    You still have the spaces.

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    I don’t see anything… JUST COPY AND PASTE MOLDY!

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      CommentAuthorMoldorm
    • CommentTimeJul 3rd 2009
     
    I did!
    I copy/pasted this (!http://uk.dumbspot.com/twilight-test?srp=1&q_result=amFzcGVy!), but with textile on.
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      CommentAuthorPuppet
    • CommentTimeJul 3rd 2009 edited
     

    Right click the picture and go to properties, then copy and paste it’s url between the !!.

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      CommentAuthorMoldorm
    • CommentTimeJul 3rd 2009
     

    Yay, I did it!
    Thank you for your help!

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      CommentAuthorPuppet
    • CommentTimeJul 3rd 2009
     

    Um, congrats? (I don’t know if I should congratulate you for posting a twilight pic, but whatever.)

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      CommentAuthorSpanman
    • CommentTimeJul 3rd 2009
     

    I’m the one who thinks Taylor Lautner is swoony. ^^

    *avoids quizzes *

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    I got;

    Jasper Hale
    You are Jasper Hale. You are very charismatic and have an uncanny ability to put others at ease. You are also a dependable leader and intuitive friend. You have a hard time ignoring temptation, as you are not naturally inclined to repress the way you feel.

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    So Moldorm and OLD must fight over Puppet…

    sits back, grabs popcorn

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      CommentAuthorPuppet
    • CommentTimeJul 3rd 2009
     

    I can tell the future.

    I dump both of them and go off with Murtagh

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    Alright then, Moldorm, time to fight to the death. Best 2 out of 3 :D

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    Oh God… X-over plot bunny approaching…

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      CommentAuthorMoldorm
    • CommentTimeJul 3rd 2009
     

    So Puppet joins the fight over Murtagh…

    my turn for popcorn

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      CommentAuthorDiamonte
    • CommentTimeJul 3rd 2009
     

    I’m Jacob. It could be much worse.

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    Ah, Diamonte! I must fight you for Elanor! Back, dog, or I shall use my Sparkle Power!™

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      CommentAuthorElanor
    • CommentTimeJul 3rd 2009
     

    gasps

    I CAN’T POSSIBLY CHOOSE.

    TRY TO RAPE ME SO I HAVE A REASON.

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    I’m Alice, for whatever reason. None of the choices were applicable for me.

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      CommentAuthorPuppet
    • CommentTimeJul 3rd 2009
     

    How can you end up as Jacob black if some of the question’s ask you what Vampire powers you would have?

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    How the hell do you put in the post code? It keeps saying invalid.

    EDIT: Wait, it’s the British postal code.

    And I got Bella. Goddamn it.

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      CommentAuthorElanor
    • CommentTimeJul 4th 2009 edited
     

    Don’t even bother. You don’t actually have to fill it in to get your result. Pretend you’re leaving the site, then click cancel on the popup.

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    Ooh, I know! I get Elanor, and Diamonte gets MdC reincarnated as a sexy infant who glimmers.

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    Jacob Black
    You are Jacob Black. Your bright personality and cheerful smile could bring anyone out of a bad mood, but you have a temper that you have to try very hard to control. You love being around others, but you value your privacy. You are stubborn and will do anything in your power to help someone once you decide it’s the right thing to do.

    ...:(
    Well, better than some other characters, I suppose. :P I actually enjoyed his narration.

    My favorite question was 7: “The Twilight books have great male and female characters. Which do you like most?”

    coughs

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    Oh dear, more competition… sharpens non-existent fangs

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      CommentAuthorswenson
    • CommentTimeJul 6th 2009
     

    YURGH, I got Bella. I was specifically trying to avoid Bella-esque responses, too!

    My favorite question was the one about whether Bella should stay mortal or become a vampire… I said stay mortal, because Edward’s an idiot and ineffective “villain”.

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    But once you become immortal, you can kill his sorry sparkly vampire ass! :D

    Plus, Immortality.

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    Hey, it’s not all that it’s jacked up to be. I wouldn’t want to be immortal. (Well, _maybe _ eternal youth…but that’s different)

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      CommentAuthorPuppet
    • CommentTimeJul 6th 2009
     

    The only reason I’d want to be a vampire is so I can see the end of the universe. :P

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    Mmm. That would be awesome :D

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      CommentAuthorPuppet
    • CommentTimeJul 6th 2009
     

    Waiting for the sun to explode would be extremely boring, though.

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    Unless you took matters into your own hands…

    :P

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      CommentAuthorMoldorm
    • CommentTimeJul 6th 2009
     

    Floating in nothingness would be even more boring, though.

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    I got Bella. I think I might be sick. Can you get anyone other than Bella, Edward, and Jacob?

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    Someone got Jasper…

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    Oh, I didn’t scroll up that far.

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      CommentAuthorJabrosky
    • CommentTimeJul 7th 2009 edited
     

    You are Emmett Cullen, the big, scary teddy bear, the protector of your family. Your strength and size are unmatched, and despite your booming laugh, boyish charm and easygoing nature you are an intimidating presence.

    I swear, Emmett sounds like a girl’s name.

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      CommentAuthorPuppet
    • CommentTimeJul 7th 2009
     

    Okay, I just searched Google for “big scary teddy bear” and I found this:

    I guess that’s what Emmett looks like. :P

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      CommentAuthorOverlordDan
    • CommentTimeJul 7th 2009 edited
     

    Well… I’ll just continue never sleeping again now. Thanks.

    :D

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    WOW.

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    That made me LOL.

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      CommentAuthorMoldorm
    • CommentTimeJul 7th 2009
     

    Even more disturbing than Pedo Bear.

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    And if you want scary from the bears perspective (with a glittery border, too!):

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    Brain bleach, please. I might need a few tubs of it.

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      CommentAuthorCorsair
    • CommentTimeJul 11th 2009
     
    That is...horrifically hilarious.
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      CommentAuthorMoldorm
    • CommentTimeJul 11th 2009
     

    Cleansing fire > brain bleach.

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      CommentAuthorElanor
    • CommentTimeJul 11th 2009
     

    Here is the site for the rest of those creepy pictures.

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      CommentAuthorPuppet
    • CommentTimeJul 11th 2009
     

    Elanor, is this what you do with free time? 0_o

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      CommentAuthorElanor
    • CommentTimeJul 11th 2009
     

    Elanor, is this what you do with free time? 0_o

    Blame Sly, I found it on reddit. XP

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    Here is the site for the rest of those creepy pictures.

    When I find out what possessed me to look at that site right before I went to bed, I will find that something and kill it in various brutal and inventive ways.

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    Nice pic Puppet… ;)

    • CommentAuthorTourniquet
    • CommentTimeJul 14th 2009
     

    Oh no…

    I got Bella.

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      CommentAuthorPuppet
    • CommentTimeJul 14th 2009
     

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

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      CommentAuthorswenson
    • CommentTimeJul 15th 2009
     

    YOU ARE BANNED FOREVER!!! LEAVE AND NEVER RETURN! weeps for humanity

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      CommentAuthorMoldorm
    • CommentTimeJul 15th 2009
     

    Don’t worry!
    I’m sure you’ll get over it.

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      CommentAuthorPuppet
    • CommentTimeJul 15th 2009
     

    Now she has to jump off a cliff. ;)

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      CommentAuthorSMARTALIENQT
    • CommentTimeJul 15th 2009 edited
     

    No, silly, I have to dump her first.

    And then she’ll turn into this.

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