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    A repost from an old forum I used to frequent frequently.

    Confess your sins, my brethren, so your spirit may be cleansed. And if you want to self-flagellate, that’s OK, too.

    To start: I just raped several online thesauri. Mea culpa!

    • CommentAuthorCodeWizard
    • CommentTimeJun 27th 2009
     

    I once told a person I cared for I had no soul and therefore couldn’t love them.

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    I actually like the movie version of Phantom of the Opera and think Gerard Butler is a sexy hunk muffin.
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    I saw Complete Bastard with the devil! I saw Overlord Dan with the devil!

    What? It’s the first thing I thought when I read the thread title.

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      CommentAuthorMoldorm
    • CommentTimeJun 28th 2009
     

    “I CONFESS!!”
    “No, Biggles, not you!”

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      CommentAuthorSpanman
    • CommentTimeJun 28th 2009
     

    I had the chance to eat some watermelon today, and I passed it up.

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    Why, Spanman, why?

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      CommentAuthorSpanman
    • CommentTimeJun 28th 2009
     

    I… don’t know…

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      CommentAuthorBlackwolf
    • CommentTimeJun 29th 2009
     
    I like big butts and i cannot lie...
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      CommentAuthorCorsair
    • CommentTimeJun 29th 2009
     
    I have wished death to each and every one of you. A few for no reason at all. The rest of you totally deserved it, though.
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    On that note, I’ve wished multiple people dead. Not telling you who though… ;P

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      CommentAuthorMoldorm
    • CommentTimeJun 29th 2009
     

    Although really, who hasn’t?

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      CommentAuthorBlackwolf
    • CommentTimeJun 29th 2009
     
    if wishes were horses, beggars might ride...
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    I watched Aliven vs. Predator and I LIKED IT

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    I’ve been procrastinating on SMARTALIENQT’s secret project.

    I’M SORRY!

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    I’m very lazy.

    Not like you didn’t know that already.

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      CommentAuthorElanor
    • CommentTimeJun 29th 2009
     

    I actually like the movie version of Phantom of the Opera and think Gerard Butler is a sexy hunk muffin.

    ...I’m afraid I’ll have to echo that one.

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      CommentAuthorPuppet
    • CommentTimeJun 29th 2009
     

    I actually like the movie version of Phantom of the Opera and think Gerard Butler is a sexy hunk muffin.

    Hunk muffin?

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    Hunk Muffin = Sexy, sexy man.

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      CommentAuthorPuppet
    • CommentTimeJun 29th 2009
     

    Hunk Muffin = Sexy, sexy man.

    Yeah, I knew that. :P

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      CommentAuthorOverlordDan
    • CommentTimeJun 29th 2009 edited
     

    Gaze upon his implied sex-aucity!!

    EDIT: I think I just turned this thread into soft porn D:

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    I’ve been procrastinating on SMARTALIENQT’s secret project.

    I’M SORRY!

    I forgive you, my son…

    Seriously, it’s OK.

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    I confess that I can't stop looking at the picture of Gerry. And I confess that I am pathetic.
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    I just made an enormous picture of Edward Cullen and abused Lunapic to drain it of its digitized glitter. I’m sorry!

    • CommentAuthorCodeWizard
    • CommentTimeJun 30th 2009
     

    Idf you get hot guys, we get hot babes. It’s only fair.

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    Idf?

    • CommentAuthorCodeWizard
    • CommentTimeJun 30th 2009
     

    If* my bad

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      CommentAuthorMoldorm
    • CommentTimeJun 30th 2009
     

    I agree that “hot babes” are necessary.

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    @Overlord Dan – thank you for that picture. I will have very, very nice dreams tonight:P

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    O.o

    You mean… I made someone happy? What have I become?!?!?

    :D

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      CommentAuthorCGilga
    • CommentTimeJun 30th 2009 edited
     

    What have I become?

    I think that’s the first time that song has ever been used in a joke to prove I’m a douche bag.

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    When did Johnny Cash start looking like Emperor Palpatine?

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    I think that Clint Eastwood (at least when he’s old) looks like Iron Maiden’s mascot, Eddie.