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      CommentAuthorFell_Blade
    • CommentTimeMar 29th 2013
     

    Haha, I love the little $15 Wal-Mart tripod they’re using. Should make for a real smooth pan shot…

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      CommentAuthorTakuGifian
    • CommentTimeMar 29th 2013
     

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      CommentAuthorPuppet
    • CommentTimeMar 29th 2013
     

    It finally happened, huh?

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      CommentAuthorPryotra
    • CommentTimeMar 29th 2013
     

    She’s only just noticed?

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      CommentAuthorswenson
    • CommentTimeMar 29th 2013 edited
     

    Well, when half the reviews are obviously fakes…

    Well, maybe not fakes. But by people with reasons to leave good reviews other than it being a legitimately good book, which is no better than intentional fakes.

    On a side note, who on earth told her?

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    Was I the only one who read those tweets in a Teen Girl Squad voice?

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      CommentAuthorTakuGifian
    • CommentTimeMar 29th 2013
     

    I’m more amused that she thinks Amazon is a “partner” that she is “working with”.

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      CommentAuthorswenson
    • CommentTimeApr 9th 2013
     

    The blog returns!

    This bumble bee is …Busy, Busy, Busy!

    So… last weekend, I finally had the chance of taking a break! Whew!

    Actually, I’ve been working and working for days and nights. I guess the saying speaks for itself, “Whatever you do, do it with all your might. Work at it early and late- hour after hour- then you will succeed.”

    The film- Maradonia and the Seven Bridges has been in editorial works. Our team has worked on a couple simple scenes which we have created a miniature teaser trailer, based on the idea that we want to bring forth. Anyways, the other day I sent out the drafts works to London, where my music composer will ‘compose to picture’ ! I am very excited for all this!

    I wasn’t aware that was a saying, but whatever. Also, I’m not sure how else a composer would compose music for a movie other than composing it to go along with the picture.

    That last paragraph in general just makes my head spin with the “what?” At the same time, I must confess that I, too, am very excited for the movie. If it’s not too expensive, I will honestly buy a copy when it comes out, just because why not own a piece of that insanity?

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      CommentAuthorswenson
    • CommentTimeApr 9th 2013
     

    Two blog posts in one day! We are just so lucky!

    TWITTER @GloriaTesch

    Dude, I made a twiiiiiiterrrrr.

    All you social bugs hop on it. Get the latest updates, and what’s going on!

    Actually, I made one a while ago, but I found it rather “time wasting”… But I have followers, so I guess it is popular. So get at me

    http://www.Twitter.com/GloriaTesch

    #HASHTAGSHWAG

    #Followme

    I feel that I should follow this.

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      CommentAuthorTakuGifian
    • CommentTimeApr 10th 2013 edited
     

    “hastagshwag”? really?

    This is written like a stoned college guy messing around with someone else’s phone.

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      CommentAuthorTakuGifian
    • CommentTimeMay 25th 2013 edited
     

    Only 67 hours left to get in on the action and be a financial supporter of the Maradonia™(c)(r) Movie!

    http://www.indiegogo.com/projects/maradonia-and-the-seven-bridges

    Abaddon’s paper mache horned hat is still up for grabs! While stocks last, limit one per universe (see, there is a merciful god! Sadistic, but ultimately merciful)

    And the hideous bronze mermaid statue from the Movie Trailer™ is available as well, only $1000!

    Act now! (I wish they’d said that to the people in the Movie Trailer)

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      CommentAuthorswenson
    • CommentTimeMay 25th 2013
     

    I can’t imagine why they didn’t reach their funding goal.

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      CommentAuthorFair&Finn
    • CommentTimeMay 27th 2013
     

    I don’t know if anyone’s seen this yet, but…

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAvcAK1iPoU

    Words fail me right now. I… I just… can’t.

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      CommentAuthorTakuGifian
    • CommentTimeMay 27th 2013
     

    I love swankivy’s unwitting/unwilling cameo in that.

    RATCHET

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    ...Oh dear.

    And the swankivy part. Wow.

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    is…she…rapping

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      CommentAuthorPryotra
    • CommentTimeMay 28th 2013
     

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    No. I’m going to pretend that I never saw that.

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    ...the production values in this look significantly better than the Maradonia movie. Maybe she’s shifting her priorities.

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      CommentAuthorApep
    • CommentTimeMay 28th 2013
     

    Again?

    Man, Glo will not stop until she’s famous for something.

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      CommentAuthorNorthmark
    • CommentTimeMay 28th 2013 edited
     

    I’m just disappointed that all of those tweets to the musicians were not individual remakes of their songs. Hopefully a Gloria version of Gucci Gucci is on the way soon.

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      CommentAuthorTakuGifian
    • CommentTimeJun 19th 2013
     

    Hey guys!

    @GloriaTesch 1h

    Currently, editing for a feature film! Premiering this Saturday! #deadlines

    Could this be the one?

    Oh, and scroll down a bit and Tesch replies to someone offering 150 for someone to do their English coursework…

    ... as soon as she answered, he dropped the offer to 50! XD

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      CommentAuthorswenson
    • CommentTimeJun 19th 2013
     

    I’m still entirely serious about buying the movie when it comes out. Glo’s given me enough entertainment over the years, I feel I sort of owe her something.

    Unless it’s, like, $50, in which case I won’t buy it. I’ll just donate to Rorschach to buy it.

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      CommentAuthorRorschach
    • CommentTimeJul 7th 2013
     

    Update: Gloria Tesch is still nuts.

    Gloria Tesch: Celebrity

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      CommentAuthorswenson
    • CommentTimeJul 7th 2013
     

    The gift that keeps on giving indeed. She just wants so hard to be famous without doing anything to deserve it…

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    She just wants so hard to be famous without doing anything to deserve it…

    In her defense, there are a lot of famous people who don’t deserve it. Maybe she just thinks, “Why not me?”

    • CommentAuthorNo One
    • CommentTimeJul 7th 2013
     

    I think she would have a better shot at fame as a model.

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      CommentAuthorTakuGifian
    • CommentTimeJul 8th 2013 edited
     

    As does everyone, but she keeps trying to press the issue.

    That hilariously funny yet wittily insightful fellow on the anti-shurtugal livejournal group, Torylltales, has done a series of Tesch-related rewrites of classic literature.

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      CommentAuthorswenson
    • CommentTimeJul 8th 2013
     

    Eh, I’ve seen better. He probably has no friends and is super-unattractive, too.

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      CommentAuthorTakuGifian
    • CommentTimeJul 8th 2013
     

    Nuh-uh, I’ve seen photos and he is a handsome stud who I certainly wouldn’t mind looking like.

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      CommentAuthorswenson
    • CommentTimeJul 8th 2013 edited
     

    Why do I inflict upon myself the pain of following Glo’s blog? I mean, really now.

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      CommentAuthorResistance
    • CommentTimeJul 13th 2013
     
    YAY! Just ordered Gold of Ophir from Amazon! Now I can read along with the sporks!
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      CommentAuthorPryotra
    • CommentTimeSep 20th 2013 edited
     
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      CommentAuthorswenson
    • CommentTimeSep 20th 2013
     

    lolwut

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      CommentAuthorResistance
    • CommentTimeSep 20th 2013
     

    Oh God. Oh God. Cannot unsee. Cannot unsee.

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      CommentAuthorPryotra
    • CommentTimeSep 24th 2013
     

    The fact that it says ‘Glora Bra’ really makes me wonder.

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      CommentAuthorResistance
    • CommentTimeSep 24th 2013
     

    And the model’s hair looks like her hair colour, not that that’s proof it’s her, but it would be less suspicious if it was a model with black hair.

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      CommentAuthorPryotra
    • CommentTimeNov 8th 2013 edited
     

    It’s here.

    Edit: Ah, never mind. I somehow forgot that Law of Blood was number 5.

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      CommentAuthorPryotra
    • CommentTimeNov 8th 2013
     
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      CommentAuthorApep
    • CommentTimeNov 8th 2013
     

    Oh, god, the sparkly sequin bra is from her. Oh, god I did not need to know that.

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      CommentAuthorResistance
    • CommentTimeNov 8th 2013
     

    Also, this comment.

    Riding motorcycles are fun!

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      CommentAuthorPryotra
    • CommentTimeNov 8th 2013
     

    Riding motorcycles are fun!

    I have no idea what a riding motorcycle is. Is it a motorcycle meant for riding? Or one that is riding a person?

    Grammar, girl.