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    So I found the link to Archebooks Publishing on Nate’s blog. and dear god, take a look at some of the things on there.

    A rip/sequel off of Dorian Gray

    Succulent Crimson a vampire story that is desribed by the author as “very lusty”.

    Bound by Blood, by the same author as above, “A sexy 400 year old vampire stalks a famous actor in Toronto, Canada. Chilling and hot!”

    ...I am amused.

    or sickened.

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    So… what are you saying, Inspector?

    That the publishing house was made for me? XD (if you’re curious about the context, ask her how the link was listed)

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    It is most def. made for you, big brother. You work will stand beside such masterpieces as Succulent Crimson.

    alos, waitwait.

    you only get paid 2 bucks a hardback? That’s…criminal.

    how are these people in buisness? who would give them money?

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    That’s 2 bucks per hardback sold.

    Looking up things like… this first answer, that actually sounds nearly fair.

    Maybe. Still doing investigations. Hey! and you just gave me an idea for a blog post. Thanks!

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      CommentAuthorswenson
    • CommentTimeApr 21st 2011
     

    That cover art… Maradonia is better.

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    I’m reading excerpts now.

    My brain hurts and I wanna curl up and cry. Hold me.

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    A sequel to _Dorian Gray)??!! THIS IS BLASPHEMY! (almost).
    >.<

    That cover art… Maradonia is better.

    Agreed, sad as it may be.

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    I’m… starting to feel like you’re saying I’m too good for this place.

    Or my stuff sucks worse than even I – a manic depressive – think it does.

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      CommentAuthorApep
    • CommentTimeApr 22nd 2011
     

    That cover art… Maradonia is better.

    Looking at the three in the OP, the only one that’s even remotely good is the last one, and that’s mostly solid red.

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    Are you a writer

    This…is….grlgingoagn. with cheese.

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    desribed by the author as “very lusty”

    Of three things I am absolutely certain:
    1) “very lusty” makes no sense to me whatsoever
    2) an author praising his/her own work can’t really be taken seriously
    3) this is a blatant example of Follow The Sparkly Leader

    Hera help us all.

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    Thx for the inspiration Inspector.

    EDIT: I’m now curious… Which publisher do you think I SHOULD apply to?

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    EDIT: I’m now curious… Which publisher do you think I SHOULD apply to?

    PublishAmerica, of course!

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    Ahahahaha… no.

    My gosh, I got that injoke. I feel like I belong.

    Also, Nate, please use my cover art if it’s floating around somewhere. I went to a lot of effort on that thing.