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    And you guys were going to go off-topic!

    • CommentAuthorMegaB
    • CommentTimeJun 14th 2009
     

    As usual.

    • CommentAuthorSlyShy
    • CommentTimeJun 14th 2009
     

    What about customers with allergies? :P

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      CommentAuthorSpanman
    • CommentTimeJun 14th 2009
     
    We don't cater to non-cat people. >:(
    • CommentAuthorSlyShy
    • CommentTimeJun 14th 2009
     

    XD

    Fair enough. Fat kitties in every coffee house. Fat because they will undoubtedly be stealing food from everyone.

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      CommentAuthorSpanman
    • CommentTimeJun 14th 2009
     
    Whew! I was expecting you to say something about not discriminating against allergic people! Awesome. We have to name all of our cats after great authors.
    • CommentAuthorMegaB
    • CommentTimeJun 14th 2009 edited
     

    EDIT: Damn textile thingymajig. Never works! What url link do you paste in between the excalamtion marks to embed the images? You get like, 6 different types after uploading to imageshack…

    Joey

    My cat Joey. Unfortunately, I have no idea where he is now…

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      CommentAuthorSpanman
    • CommentTimeJun 14th 2009
     

    Unfortunately, my prudish computer doesn’t allow imageshack. =(

    Anyway. I have three cats. By name of Ali, Ebony, and Sheba. They are all fat.

    • CommentAuthorMegaB
    • CommentTimeJun 14th 2009
     

    You can’t go to imageshack?! Oh man, you really need to see the king of all cats!

    What site does work? I’ll upload it there too!

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      CommentAuthorSpanman
    • CommentTimeJun 14th 2009
     

    Uh. Photobucket?

    • CommentAuthorMegaB
    • CommentTimeJun 14th 2009 edited
     

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      CommentAuthorSpanman
    • CommentTimeJun 14th 2009
     

    Your cat is indeed kingly.

    • CommentAuthorMegaB
    • CommentTimeJun 14th 2009
     

    Unfortunately he’s dead.

    There’s a funny story about his name actually. We called him Joey after the Friends character because when he was born…

    He was a dunce. Stupid. Brain Dead, fluff of hair. We’d put him in a room with his brother and two sisters and while they would go around checking out the place sniffing here and there, he’d just sit there and stare at us. Sometimes it took him up to 10 minutes to get off his posterior! But look how he turned out!

    I’m beginning to believe the statement that ‘Special people are special for a reason’.

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      CommentAuthorSpanman
    • CommentTimeJun 14th 2009 edited
     

    We used to have a cat named Huey who was fluffy and stupid all his life. Until he came along, I never thought it was possible for a cat to not always land on it’s feet.

    EDIT: BUT ANYWAY. All of the cats we put in our coffeeshops will be smart and amazing. Of course.

    • CommentAuthorMegaB
    • CommentTimeJun 14th 2009
     

    Well cats are cats. They’re ALL smart and amazing! And Joey was the king of cats! All cats are ruled by him!

    • CommentAuthorWiseWillow
    • CommentTimeJun 14th 2009 edited
     
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      CommentAuthorPuppet
    • CommentTimeJun 14th 2009
     
    Nah, we can have two stupid cats, just name them Paolini and Meyer.
    • CommentAuthorMegaB
    • CommentTimeJun 14th 2009
     

    @WW: For some reason, that sounded really, really weird! Almost as if…NO INNUENDOS!

    & lol @ Puppet. That’s a little derogatory! Let’s not attack them as people ok?

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      CommentAuthorPuppet
    • CommentTimeJun 14th 2009
     
    Lol, yeah I was kidding. But I want a cat called Tolstoy. :)
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      CommentAuthorRT3
    • CommentTimeJun 14th 2009
     

    No Bronte or Austen. I don’t read crap.

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    I have a wonderful, wonderful cat named Peanut. It’s orange and fluffy and is very good around people.

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    I like both of them, and they are renown authors, so yes, name cats after all of them. Here are some others to add to the list:

    Turgenov
    Vonnegut
    Dostoevsky

    And then, we should be all set! But there’s a problem; how will the customers know which kitty is which? It’s not as if we’re going to make them walk around with name tags… Are we? ;P

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    Glue captions to them.

    (somebody please link to that strip)

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      CommentAuthorPuppet
    • CommentTimeJun 14th 2009 edited
     
    My cat will have a Russian accented meow and it will be dark Grey with black stripes, and everybody will call him Count Tolstoy. (this way everybody can tell him apart. ;) )
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    Turgenev will be black, orange and white, and he will be mine. And everyone will call him Turgy. ;) And he will be ADORABLE!

    • CommentAuthorCodeWizard
    • CommentTimeJun 14th 2009
     

    I hope SciLab is well documented.

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      CommentAuthorElanor
    • CommentTimeJun 14th 2009
     

    I claim Elizabeth Gaskell.

    Our neighbour across the street, a little old lady, has this enormous, very fat orange cat that likes to come into our backyard and chase the voles.

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      CommentAuthorRT3
    • CommentTimeJun 14th 2009
     

    Let’s name one Burkhart, and then in the future we’ll seem really cool.

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      CommentAuthorPuppet
    • CommentTimeJun 14th 2009
     
    Hahaha, if a cat was named Burkhart, the world would be doomed to hell.
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      CommentAuthorDiamonte
    • CommentTimeJun 14th 2009
     

    I want a cat named Tolkien. xD

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      CommentAuthorswenson
    • CommentTimeJun 14th 2009
     

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      CommentAuthorPuppet
    • CommentTimeJun 14th 2009
     
    Lol, win.
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    Thanks, Swendaughter.

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      CommentAuthorswenson
    • CommentTimeJun 14th 2009
     

    Swensdottir, I think. Technically it should be Swensson anyway, but that just looks silly. Because it’s Swen’s Son. Or daughter, only this was Ye Olde Saxone Englishe, and they spelled things bizarrely.

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    Hee hee! ;P

    • CommentAuthorWiseWillow
    • CommentTimeJun 15th 2009 edited
     
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    And they will all be loved! I forgot something; did anyone mention herbal tea? We shall have to serve that too. ;)

    • CommentAuthorSlyShy
    • CommentTimeJun 15th 2009
     

    I’m adding Jackson, O’Henry, and Twain. :P

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    Twain was already on the list. :P Twain will be gray and wiry. And he will have white stripes. ;)

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      CommentAuthorswenson
    • CommentTimeJun 15th 2009
     

    Twain will have to be a snarky cat, too. Never nice to anyone.

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    OOO ooo we should name a cat, uh oh yeah! um Peretti, does anyone read his books? I Think they're awesome, I'm reading Piercing the Darkness right now. Oh and we should have books by good authors for people to read when they come in. No Smyer or Paolini allowed!
    [hide][/hide](Did I spell that right?)
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    Hide fail… ;)

    Peretti… Can’t say I have!

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      CommentAuthorswenson
    • CommentTimeJun 15th 2009
     

    We can have a dead Smeyer cat in the corner to throw darts at… don’t worry, we’ll shellac it first so it doesn’t rot and stink up the place.

    • CommentAuthorWiseWillow
    • CommentTimeJun 15th 2009 edited
     
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    @swenson

    Dead cats in the corner are bad for business.

    I’ve read a few Peretti books. They’re pretty good.

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    I know right? Have you read any Ted Dekker?
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      CommentAuthorRT3
    • CommentTimeJun 15th 2009
     

    Waugh, Chesterton, and Naipaul

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    @Creature_NIL

    Only House, and I really didn’t like it. The dog-food scene especially.

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    yeah it was pretty icky, and the movie totally butchers the book except for the beginning.
    Most of his books are better though.

    • CommentAuthorWiseWillow
    • CommentTimeJun 21st 2009 edited
     
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      CommentAuthorDiamonte
    • CommentTimeJun 21st 2009
     

    Maradonia and D:LT aren’t even worthy of the honor of being dartboards for us, when they’re self-published drivel.

    At least… I hope D:LT is self published. I honestly haven’t read the sporkings of it too closely.

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    This seems like a violent coffeehouse.

    I bags the karaoke mike on Tuesday! I shall sing something so very un-indie that everyone’s ears will explode.

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      CommentAuthorRT3
    • CommentTimeJun 22nd 2009
     

    Yeah how about we not put unnecessary hatred in the coffeeshop.

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      CommentAuthorJeni
    • CommentTimeJun 22nd 2009
     

    XD

    • CommentAuthorWiseWillow
    • CommentTimeJun 22nd 2009 edited
     
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      CommentAuthorCGilga
    • CommentTimeJun 22nd 2009 edited
     

    Maybe a collage of authordom for the dartboard? Hit Aragorn in the face, minus points, hit Edward in the face, plus so many points that you’re guaranteed to win, no matter what. Edward would be bulls-eye of course.

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      CommentAuthorswenson
    • CommentTimeJun 22nd 2009
     

    Hit Aragorn in the face, we take you out back and let the werewolves eat you.

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      CommentAuthorCGilga
    • CommentTimeJun 22nd 2009
     

    Well, yeah, that’s another option.

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    I second Swenson!

    @WiseWillow- me and my fellow goffs resent that! XP

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      CommentAuthorRand
    • CommentTimeJun 22nd 2009
     
    Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! There will be no abuse of cats in here! Even dead ones. Even smeyer ones. I will, instead, insert this video cassette and we can watch Monty Python. Fast foward to shrubbery scene.
    • CommentAuthorWiseWillow
    • CommentTimeJun 22nd 2009 edited
     
    Yes!!! And the holy hand grenade!

    Our coffee house should have a pet killer rabbit. It shall be fluffy and white and bite Twitards on command.
    • CommentAuthorWiseWillow
    • CommentTimeJun 22nd 2009 edited
     
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    I totally missed that.

    • CommentAuthorWiseWillow
    • CommentTimeJun 22nd 2009 edited
     
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    Eurgh.

    They’re still posting word vomit under the name John.

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      CommentAuthorJeni
    • CommentTimeJun 22nd 2009
     

    That should all have been deleted by now! Any I’ve missed?

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    They’re all the same, talking about how we should shut up and die, or something. Didn’t read too closely.

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      CommentAuthorRand
    • CommentTimeJun 22nd 2009
     

    Just activate the Holy Hand Grenade, count to three (not two, not four, nor any other number but THREE) and toss, and the spammers will proceed to explode (for this is the Coffee House, not Real Life).

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      CommentAuthorswenson
    • CommentTimeJun 22nd 2009
     

    @WiseWillow – here you go.

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    Aw, so cuddly!

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      CommentAuthorswenson
    • CommentTimeJun 22nd 2009
     

    But so deadly! Like a plush ninja!

    (ThinkGeek also has Monty Python Killer Rabbit bunny slippers! They’re adorable.)

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      CommentAuthorRT3
    • CommentTimeJun 23rd 2009
     

    Suddenly dumblydore flew in on his broomstuck and started shredding at us angrily. “NO TALKING IN THE HALLS!” he had short blonde hair and was wearing a polo shirt from Amrikan ogle outfters. “STUPID GOFFS!”