Vanilla 1.1.8 is a product of Lussumo. More Information: Documentation, Community Support.
And you guys were going to go off-topic!
As usual.
What about customers with allergies? :P
XD
Fair enough. Fat kitties in every coffee house. Fat because they will undoubtedly be stealing food from everyone.
EDIT: Damn textile thingymajig. Never works! What url link do you paste in between the excalamtion marks to embed the images? You get like, 6 different types after uploading to imageshack…
My cat Joey. Unfortunately, I have no idea where he is now…
Unfortunately, my prudish computer doesn’t allow imageshack. =(
Anyway. I have three cats. By name of Ali, Ebony, and Sheba. They are all fat.
You can’t go to imageshack?! Oh man, you really need to see the king of all cats!
What site does work? I’ll upload it there too!
Uh. Photobucket?
Your cat is indeed kingly.
Unfortunately he’s dead.
There’s a funny story about his name actually. We called him Joey after the Friends character because when he was born…
He was a dunce. Stupid. Brain Dead, fluff of hair. We’d put him in a room with his brother and two sisters and while they would go around checking out the place sniffing here and there, he’d just sit there and stare at us. Sometimes it took him up to 10 minutes to get off his posterior! But look how he turned out!
I’m beginning to believe the statement that ‘Special people are special for a reason’.
We used to have a cat named Huey who was fluffy and stupid all his life. Until he came along, I never thought it was possible for a cat to not always land on it’s feet.
EDIT: BUT ANYWAY. All of the cats we put in our coffeeshops will be smart and amazing. Of course.
Well cats are cats. They’re ALL smart and amazing! And Joey was the king of cats! All cats are ruled by him!
@WW: For some reason, that sounded really, really weird! Almost as if…NO INNUENDOS!
& lol @ Puppet. That’s a little derogatory! Let’s not attack them as people ok?
No Bronte or Austen. I don’t read crap.
I have a wonderful, wonderful cat named Peanut. It’s orange and fluffy and is very good around people.
I like both of them, and they are renown authors, so yes, name cats after all of them. Here are some others to add to the list:
Turgenov
Vonnegut
Dostoevsky
And then, we should be all set! But there’s a problem; how will the customers know which kitty is which? It’s not as if we’re going to make them walk around with name tags… Are we? ;P
Glue captions to them.
(somebody please link to that strip)
Turgenev will be black, orange and white, and he will be mine. And everyone will call him Turgy. ;) And he will be ADORABLE!
I hope SciLab is well documented.
I claim Elizabeth Gaskell.
Our neighbour across the street, a little old lady, has this enormous, very fat orange cat that likes to come into our backyard and chase the voles.
Let’s name one Burkhart, and then in the future we’ll seem really cool.
I want a cat named Tolkien. xD
Thanks, Swendaughter.
Swensdottir, I think. Technically it should be Swensson anyway, but that just looks silly. Because it’s Swen’s Son. Or daughter, only this was Ye Olde Saxone Englishe, and they spelled things bizarrely.
Hee hee! ;P
And they will all be loved! I forgot something; did anyone mention herbal tea? We shall have to serve that too. ;)
I’m adding Jackson, O’Henry, and Twain. :P
Twain was already on the list. :P Twain will be gray and wiry. And he will have white stripes. ;)
Twain will have to be a snarky cat, too. Never nice to anyone.
Hide fail… ;)
Peretti… Can’t say I have!
We can have a dead Smeyer cat in the corner to throw darts at… don’t worry, we’ll shellac it first so it doesn’t rot and stink up the place.
@swenson
Dead cats in the corner are bad for business.
I’ve read a few Peretti books. They’re pretty good.
Waugh, Chesterton, and Naipaul
@Creature_NIL
Only House, and I really didn’t like it. The dog-food scene especially.
yeah it was pretty icky, and the movie totally butchers the book except for the beginning.
Most of his books are better though.
Maradonia and D:LT aren’t even worthy of the honor of being dartboards for us, when they’re self-published drivel.
At least… I hope D:LT is self published. I honestly haven’t read the sporkings of it too closely.
This seems like a violent coffeehouse.
I bags the karaoke mike on Tuesday! I shall sing something so very un-indie that everyone’s ears will explode.
Yeah how about we not put unnecessary hatred in the coffeeshop.
XD
Maybe a collage of authordom for the dartboard? Hit Aragorn in the face, minus points, hit Edward in the face, plus so many points that you’re guaranteed to win, no matter what. Edward would be bulls-eye of course.
Hit Aragorn in the face, we take you out back and let the werewolves eat you.
Well, yeah, that’s another option.
I second Swenson!
@WiseWillow- me and my fellow goffs resent that! XP
I totally missed that.
Eurgh.
They’re still posting word vomit under the name John.
That should all have been deleted by now! Any I’ve missed?
They’re all the same, talking about how we should shut up and die, or something. Didn’t read too closely.
Just activate the Holy Hand Grenade, count to three (not two, not four, nor any other number but THREE) and toss, and the spammers will proceed to explode (for this is the Coffee House, not Real Life).
@WiseWillow – here you go.
Aw, so cuddly!
But so deadly! Like a plush ninja!
(ThinkGeek also has Monty Python Killer Rabbit bunny slippers! They’re adorable.)
Suddenly dumblydore flew in on his broomstuck and started shredding at us angrily. “NO TALKING IN THE HALLS!” he had short blonde hair and was wearing a polo shirt from Amrikan ogle outfters. “STUPID GOFFS!”