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      CommentAuthorJeni
    • CommentTimeJun 5th 2009
     

    Off-topic seems like a good career move around here. ^^

    But, if you really just want to chat away, and not necessarily in private, then post here.

    The coffee’s pretty good, too. :3

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    Wait, wait, wait. This is a place to go off topic. Which means that the point of it is to be off topic. Which means if we go off topic, we will be on topic. Which means we arn’t following the point of the thread. Which means we are off topic. Which means that

    Grblvh frble krgh

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      CommentAuthorswenson
    • CommentTimeJun 5th 2009 edited
     

    Blech, I don’t like coffee or tea. Only hot chocolate.

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    Why ever not?
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      CommentAuthorJeni
    • CommentTimeJun 5th 2009
     

    I hurt OLD’s brain.

    Yay me.

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      CommentAuthorRT3
    • CommentTimeJun 5th 2009
     
    I slip on my beret, sit back in my art-deco chair while sipping on a nonfat grande iced chai soymilk latte. My ears are serenaded by the indie orchestrations of Feist and Bright Eyes. Life is good.
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      CommentAuthorswenson
    • CommentTimeJun 5th 2009
     

    Meh, I don’t really like the taste of either tea or coffee… chocolate is always awesome, though.

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    Lol. It doesn’t take much.

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    I’m not OLD! Now if you will excuse me, I’m going to go take a nap.

    grumble frumble mumble

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      CommentAuthorswenson
    • CommentTimeJun 5th 2009
     

    turns the music to Fifty Cent, just for RT3’s benefit

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      CommentAuthorJeni
    • CommentTimeJun 5th 2009
     

    RT3, I demand poetry. Blues poetry.

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      CommentAuthorswenson
    • CommentTimeJun 5th 2009
     

    I am blue
    like a forest
    full of crocodiles.

    bows Thank you.

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      CommentAuthorRT3
    • CommentTimeJun 5th 2009
     
    I actually like fitty, so sucks to your assmar.

    I woke up this morning,
    and found myself in a void of existence,
    entirely bereft.
    Meaning
    Purpose
    Definition, all left me,
    tumbling thru an orgasmic vortex of my
    Confusion.
    And the girl was miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine.
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      CommentAuthorswenson
    • CommentTimeJun 5th 2009
     

    Your poem, dear
    sir
    fails to shine with the light
    of my brilliance.

    I exhibit this poem as
    a light
    to the world. So
    they may
    know
    of the light my
    poetry
    offers.

    Thank you.

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      CommentAuthorJeni
    • CommentTimeJun 5th 2009
     

    It shone, pale as bone
    As I stood there alone
    And I thought to myself how the moon,
    That night, cast its light
    On my heart’s true delight,
    And the reef where her body was strewn.

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      CommentAuthorRT3
    • CommentTimeJun 5th 2009 edited
     
    @ swenson

    I didn't realize it was a contest to see how many times one could use the word light in a poem. It's called a thesaurus.
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      CommentAuthorswenson
    • CommentTimeJun 5th 2009
     

    RT3! Don’t tell me your last name is Pao-pao?!

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      CommentAuthorRT3
    • CommentTimeJun 5th 2009
     
    If I turn this thread into a flame war, do I win internets?

    Oh yeah, well what's your last name: poop?
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      CommentAuthorswenson
    • CommentTimeJun 5th 2009 edited
     

    At least Mr. Poop doesn’t have anti-fans!

    (EDIT: yes. You win two of them, in fact.)

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      CommentAuthorRT3
    • CommentTimeJun 5th 2009
     
    I have antifans because I'm famous and successful.

    Sweet. Now I have infinity and two.
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    This thread makes me shart.

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    Wonderful. Back to the coffee; I don't like it very much; chai's more my thing. ;P
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    Economics in one lesson

    To help you guys understand it.

    You can thank me later.

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      CommentAuthorJeni
    • CommentTimeJun 5th 2009
     

    Sorry, CB, we’re all pretentious, beret wearing, weed smoking, wine drinking, poetry artistes.

    With bony hands I hold my partner
    On soulless feet we cross the floor
    The music stops as if to answer
    An empty knocking at the door
    It seems his skin was sweet as mango
    When last I held him to my breast
    But now we dance this grim fandango
    And will four years before we rest

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    No! You’re all being on topic when we’re supposed to be off topic. STOP THE MADNESS!

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    There’s a reason artists are usually both poor AND miserable.

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      CommentAuthorRT3
    • CommentTimeJun 5th 2009
     
    Because they're better than you.

    Not you specifically, I mean the general you.

    Dammit I can't say "General (vowel sound)." Now I'm hungry...
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    Yeah, suuure.

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      CommentAuthorRT3
    • CommentTimeJun 5th 2009
     
    Just stfu and have some General Yu's Chicken.

    Indeed, I must say
    when presented with some food:
    "Delicious chicken."
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      CommentAuthorJeni
    • CommentTimeJun 5th 2009
     

    Join the madness, Nate. Let it grip you in its tentacles…

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      CommentAuthorMoldorm
    • CommentTimeJun 5th 2009
     

    Mmm, tentacles.

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    What are you moldorm? Japanese?

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      CommentAuthorMoldorm
    • CommentTimeJun 5th 2009
     

    No, I just like octopi/squid/kraken/Cthulhu.

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    @CB: Yes. Yes. Thank you :D

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      CommentAuthorRT3
    • CommentTimeJun 5th 2009
     
    I think what Mr. Winchester is asking is whether you enjoy them in the culinary sense or in the biblical sense...
    • CommentAuthorSlyShy
    • CommentTimeJun 5th 2009
     

    Has anyone else wanted to run a coffee shop at one point or another?

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    I want to make cold coffee at home.

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      CommentAuthorSpanman
    • CommentTimeJun 5th 2009
     

    Course, Sly. Coffeeshops are places of comfort and happiness.

    And I pretty much like any beverage you’d care to give me. Especially tea of any sort. Coffee’s terrific too.

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    Tea, please! Can it come in an adorable little teacup so I can stick my pinky out? K, thanks!
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      CommentAuthorSpanman
    • CommentTimeJun 6th 2009
     

    Two lumps of sugar, or three?

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    Three.

    If in doubt, have more sugar!
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      CommentAuthorSpanman
    • CommentTimeJun 6th 2009
     

    I can’t stand sugar in tea. :D But anything for the chance to stick out my pinky. :D

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    Has anyone else wanted to run a coffee shop at one point or another?

    YES. Especially one with tasty sweets. :D
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      CommentAuthorSpanman
    • CommentTimeJun 6th 2009
     

    And cinnamon rolls. :D The kind that’re dripping with butter and glaze. >>

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    Mmmm P:

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      CommentAuthorMoldorm
    • CommentTimeJun 6th 2009
     

    Mmmmm, cinnamon bun-zah.

    @RT3: I enjoy them in a culinary sense, but also admire and marvel at their awesomeness.

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      CommentAuthorCorsair
    • CommentTimeJun 6th 2009
     
    Funny, most coffee shops around here serve food that is only edible in the most literal sense.
    • CommentAuthorSlyShy
    • CommentTimeJun 6th 2009
     

    Funny, most coffee shops around here serve food that is only edible in the most literal sense.

    Figures. Most coffee shops can’t sell the food fast enough, so it all rots and they lose tons of money on it, so it would make sense if they wanted something that kept forever and then wasn’t edible.

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      CommentAuthorCorsair
    • CommentTimeJun 6th 2009
     
    Exactly. You could fire this stuff out of a trebuchet for anti-personnel uses.
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    Starbucks is gross.

    • CommentAuthorSlyShy
    • CommentTimeJun 6th 2009
     

    Not really. :P If you must go to a chain, I think Caribou Coffee is better, but eh. I’m actually not a big coffee drinker.

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    Merk merk, I’m picky. I used to go to a sort of family owned coffe house, but now I just buy big boxes of herbal tea. God, I haven’t had chai in two years! D:

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    No chai for TWO YEARS??

    D8

    You must remedy this immediately!

    (-is big chai fan-)
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      CommentAuthorSpanman
    • CommentTimeJun 6th 2009
     
    I don't go to Starbucks often because their coffee is miles more expensive than what I can get at a closer local coffee shop. Besides, Starbucks coffee usually tastes burnt. Or something.

    *wants to make some cinnamon rolls now*
    • CommentAuthorSlyShy
    • CommentTimeJun 6th 2009
     

    Starbucks is very overpriced. It’s a classic perceived value from cost ploy. Starbucks tasted worse than McDonald’s coffee in taste tests, but people think Starbucks is better because it costs more.

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    Werewolves are cooler than vampires.

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      CommentAuthorSpanman
    • CommentTimeJun 6th 2009 edited
     
    @SlyShy: Or because it's classier.
    • CommentAuthorCodeWizard
    • CommentTimeJun 6th 2009 edited
     

    Class is bull.

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      CommentAuthorSpanman
    • CommentTimeJun 6th 2009
     
    It's also expensive.
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      CommentAuthorRT3
    • CommentTimeJun 6th 2009
     

    We Have A Shop Here That Hosts Open Mics. I Ought To Go To One Sometime To Laugh At All The Pretentious Emos And Then Play One Of My Indie Acoustic Songs To Show Them How Real I Am.

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    Too bad they don't usually have pianos in coffeehouses. Not enough space. ;(
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    You Should Totally Do That. It Would Be Teh Awesomez.
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      CommentAuthorRT3
    • CommentTimeJun 6th 2009
     

    I’m Thinking A Cover Of “Cry For You” By September. For The Lulz.

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      CommentAuthorPuppet
    • CommentTimeJun 10th 2009 edited
     
    < . . >
    -)_)

    Weird expressions! This is a cow.

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      CommentAuthorSpanman
    • CommentTimeJun 10th 2009
     

    Ha. Hahaha. Ha.

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      CommentAuthorswenson
    • CommentTimeJun 10th 2009
     

    Red vs. Blue is baaaaack! (well, not yet. But they did release the Summer 2009 trailer!)

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    Awesome! Thanks for the news swenson. (I somehow lost my season 5 darn it =(

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      CommentAuthorJeni
    • CommentTimeJun 10th 2009
     

    My phone… has no battery.

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    My phone… has never been used.

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      CommentAuthorJeni
    • CommentTimeJun 10th 2009
     

    I want… your number.

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      CommentAuthorRT3
    • CommentTimeJun 10th 2009
     

    Ditto.

    • CommentAuthorSlyShy
    • CommentTimeJun 10th 2009
     

    I could use a cup of coffee about now. >_> I shouldn’t feel so tired just now.

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      CommentAuthorRT3
    • CommentTimeJun 10th 2009
     

    I woke up at 12:30 and I’ve had three cups XD

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      CommentAuthorJeni
    • CommentTimeJun 10th 2009
     

    I should… be in bed.

    It’s 1:40am, fer cryin’ out loud. And I gotta do some painting tomorrow.

    • CommentAuthorSlyShy
    • CommentTimeJun 10th 2009
     

    I woke up at 12:30 and I’ve had three cups XD

    Ah. I got up at 6:30. Terrible.

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      CommentAuthorRT3
    • CommentTimeJun 10th 2009
     

    Jeni, do you do painting for like, school, or just recreationally?

    Sly, why the hell did you get up so early?

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      CommentAuthorJeni
    • CommentTimeJun 10th 2009
     

    I mean proper painting. As in ARGHCRICKINTHENECK painting the ceiling. Oh lovely matt white.

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      CommentAuthorSpanman
    • CommentTimeJun 10th 2009
     

    I got up at 5:15.

    And I’ll do it again tomorrow.

    And the day after that.

    And every day for the rest of the summer.

    Except Sundays. And bad weather days. And so far, it looks like we’re going to have a pretty mild summer here in the Midwest.

    • CommentAuthorSlyShy
    • CommentTimeJun 10th 2009
     

    @RT3

    Well, I had meant to be working, but the night before that I read an entire Shirley Jackson anthology, so when I woke up I was contemplative and existential. And got nothing done for the rest of the day.

    @Spanman, why on earth would you get up that early?

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      CommentAuthorSpanman
    • CommentTimeJun 10th 2009
     

    Swim team. :P

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      CommentAuthorRT3
    • CommentTimeJun 10th 2009
     

    Sly: When you’re your own boss, you don’t have to give yourself stoopid hours. XD

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      CommentAuthorSpanman
    • CommentTimeJun 10th 2009
     

    Fact: spelling stupid ‘stoopid’ makes you sound like you’re still in fifth grade.

    • CommentAuthorSlyShy
    • CommentTimeJun 10th 2009
     

    Fact: 5th grade was the happiest many people will be their whole lives.

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      CommentAuthorRT3
    • CommentTimeJun 10th 2009
     

    Hell yes. Best three years of my life.

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    Fact: Sly's fact is depressing.
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      CommentAuthorSpanman
    • CommentTimeJun 10th 2009
     

    Fact: fifth grade was not terrific. I’ve definitely been happier.

    • CommentAuthorSlyShy
    • CommentTimeJun 10th 2009
     

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      CommentAuthorRT3
    • CommentTimeJun 10th 2009
     

    Yeah but there are lots of other pills that can help with art. 8D

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      CommentAuthorRand
    • CommentTimeJun 10th 2009
     
    Oh, by the way, Sly, one of the previous threads you started about Job applications led me to www.asofterworld.com and it was terrific! I spent so long looking through all the amazing comic strips (like above). The best ones had cats in em!
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      CommentAuthorJeni
    • CommentTimeJun 11th 2009
     

    Yeah but there are lots of other pills that can help with art. 8D

    Smoky things too. And drinky.

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      CommentAuthorMoldorm
    • CommentTimeJun 11th 2009
     

    Coffee doesn’t taste nice.

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    But tea does!

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    • CommentTimeJun 11th 2009 edited
     
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    Chai, chai, chai. Other than that, you’re plan sounds perfect. Now, where to put this amazing building… ;)

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    • CommentTimeJun 11th 2009 edited
     
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    And the walls must be textured, so that the room feels homey. You’ve thought this out very well… ;)

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    • CommentTimeJun 11th 2009 edited
     
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    Ones with strawberries, blueberries, bananas and any other type of fruit you can think of!

    • CommentAuthorWiseWillow
    • CommentTimeJun 11th 2009 edited
     
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