Well, in the very first forum (this being the 4th) we had some lively discussion about potential ImpishIdea t-shirts. I’d be happy to offer them if people think they are interested. As always, I’d like to hear your suggestions as far as designs and slogans go. Pitch ideas that you would like wearing.

My parents are already iffy about letting me onto an internet forum. I'll have to beg them to let me buy a t-shirt. Depends on the design though!

I don’t know. I personally wouldn’t buy it. injects opinion that others may dislike It seems sort of… tacky to wear a t-shirt that’s from a website, with the actual website name on it. Does that make sense? Don’t kill me.

Plus I don’t think the current colour scheme would suit me.

@ Sly- yeah, that one best stay in your head :)

Lol. My parents are a bit like that about the internet as well. I share your pain.

Mhh, that doesn't fit because Twi-tards will be like "well smeyer has characters and vampires"

Mention something about snark, please! I love the word 'snark'.

My face on the front, the II logo on the arm, and the back of my head on the back. best. tshirt. ever.

I guess I’m resigned to being awesome then.

I’ve got a whole line of “every day item” slogans hidden away somewhere. Lemme go look.

I'd much rather have a hooded sweatshirt, even if you guys only make one type of them. I don't honestly think I'd buy a t-shirt, since I always wear them under sweatshirts. D:

"ImpishIdea.com -- No Fat Chicks"

Snark should never be far from bad writing… preferably twelve feet away with a flamethrower.

You stole my slogan, you bastard!

No he didn’t make that up, I did.

Now... who do I believe? Snarky webmaster or homicidal psycho jungle cat?

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That’s what you think…

You’re right, Reginald. Come, let us go have cake.

Also if you know what’s good for you you’ll believe the homicidal jungle cat.

Professor Oak did.

A shirt with the plain ImpishIdea logo would be nice for those who don't want snarky writing all over it. (I love the logo, by the way. What font do you use?)

EDIT: Hmm a sweatshirt could be a possibility. Zip-up, with the II logo on the back. In black, because EVERYONE knows black is the best color ever. Plus, it looks good on everyone. (Sorry, white does NOT work for me. Something will spill on it and then I shall be inconsolable)

White t-shirts are a pain in the arse when your white bras are in the wash, and you only have black ones.

We can all be goff!

Well I for one would like a t-shirt with a ribbon representing thesaurus abuse awareness (see our D:LT sporkings)

Slogans:
“I read Dragons: Lexicon Triumvate and now can only express myself by tshirt.”
“My hobbit can beat up your dragon.”
“Our protagonists have more than 2 expressions.”
“ImpishIdea – Because bad writing shouldn’t happen to anyone.”
“I owe my fame to SlyShy.”

Edit: More I came up with.
“Buy ImpishIdea. Don’t support the Paolini-Meyer industrial complex.”
(front: caricatures of the staff, back: “Words of wisdom:” followed by quotes from everyone)
“Stop expressing your ideas via tshirts and write!”
“Our wizard could avada kadavra your vampire.”

That it is.
A pull on one like the Order of the Stick sweaters, but with a hood, would be nice.

I want some OOTS merch. ;_;

Lol the first one is good. He did a background with it, too, and now I can’t find the link. He stuck it in a forum somewhere…

EDIT: The topic was “The Death Of The American Short Story”. The background actually reads, ‘sometimes your story just needs an edit. with a chainsaw‘. The flamethrower thing was on a little banner also posted in that thread.

More detail that most of the people who read this won’t care about.

But are flamethrowers better than chainsaws? They’re both standard issue for surviving a zombie apocalypse.

Oh that took me a while to get, but it’s funny!

Anyone else thinking that these slogans are all so aggressive, and the name ‘impishidea’ just seems so… not? lol.

Oh, and by the way, it’s better marketing if you only have one slogan. That way people remember it better. Although comedic value is such that I bet everyone would forgive you.

Nah. I like the contrast between aggro slogan and cutesy name.

ImpishIdea conjures images of “subversive” ideas in my mind, so I think the aggressive slogans are appropriate.

Eat your words. On a spork.

OM NOM NOM WORDS R TASTY

No taters. _{Nasty Hobbitses…}

ImpishIdea: I'm Lovin' It

ImpishIdea: Reach Out and Touch Someone (O.o)

ImpishIdea: Where's the Beef? (O.o)

ImpishIdea: Finger-lickin' Good (O.o)

ImpishIdea: The Free Encycloipaedia

ImpishIdea: Because You're Worth It

ImpishIdea: That Frosty Mug Sensation (O.o)

ImpishIdea: Tobacco is Our Middle Name

ImpishIdea: Soft, Strong, and Very Long (O.o)

ImpishIdea: Feel the Velvet (O.o)

ImpishIdea: With a Name Like Smucker's, It's Got to Be Good (replace "Smucker's" with II, or too subtle?)

ImpishIdea: The Best a Man Can Get

ImpishIdea: Triumph Has a Bra For the Way You Are

...etc.

Mhmhm.

I definitely prefer black to white as far as shirts and sweaters go. The difficulty is that the ImpishIdea logo uses black so heavily, so it’s a bit hard to use on a black shirt. I’ll have to find some creative solution, I suppose.

There are some problems with this mockup, but since this isn’t the finalized design I won’t worry about it. This is approximately what that would look like.

Image here

Can we have the hoodies zip all the way over the face, like ghettohoodies?

I had another idea concerning the black hoodies and such.

Because we're cocks?

Nothing wrong with that, what if the mascot was an imp riding a crow/raven?

If only we knew someone who can draw. oh well.

ImpishIdea: Name your favorite book. We’ll name 5 things wrong with it.

I’m not good with slogans.

Oh I didn't realize that Kitty can draw.

I like the crow/raven idea. Lol, carrion birds:P It does make for a great metaphore, does it not?

Doesn't that kind of send the wrong message, though? "the most intelligent of common birds"?

Dan, she drew my fb profile pic at one point, I was being sarcastic.

I like the black-on-white image Sly posted a while back. Looks great to me!

(Can't think of a good slogan though. Will mention it if I come up with something)

You could just have a white rectangle on the back of the hoodie with the logo inside.

Doesn’t end up looking too good.

I’m guessing it would look like you wore a croptop over a hoodie. Odd to say the least… And also that Fashyslyonista would veto it immediately.

I think Sly is a guy, not a shim. The name’s a bit of a giveaway for one… And no. Sixth.

*Slow Clapping*

Thank you :D

I looked through those, but I haven’t been terribly impressed with my own wittiness. These are all of them

Right. I really want a shirt that would be banned in 47 states.

Sly, you should have a shirt with Kitty's drawing of Bella: "DERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR".