Dear Pristopher Chaolini,
Hi there. I noticed ever since Eldest you seem to be quite bored with your “cycle”. Not even the anti-fans like us really have anything more to talk about. Why do you seem so disinterested? Recent Shurtugal.com interviews are more brief and terse while in old ones you seem bubbling over with excitement. What happened?
I have never been a huge fan of Mark Twain’s writing.
She smells like pine.
Especially appropriate for the inaugural installment, I shall be discussing the much loved character of Murtagh.
Enter Tobias Druitt, another author who decided to contribute to “Secrets of the Dragon Riders”, a compilation of fan essays on Inheritance edited by James A. Owen, and thus enrich this pathetic little world with his brilliant insight.
I’m sick of this argument. In fact, I’m so sick of this argument, I had to cram several corks in my mouth to keep myself from unleashing a long string of profanity at my computer instead of typing an article like I’m supposed to.
