If you’re like me, your two favorite series are Eragon and Twilight. I have compiled a small guide for you, dearest gentle sexy reader, on how to be just like the characters in these two assuredly awesome series.
Sadly, this is probably not the truth.
Warning: humongous image and abject stupidity ahead.
If you’re here reading this you’re probably wondering how to make REALLY AWESOME ORIGINAL FICTION as you can probably guess by the title! Fortunately I know just how to make really awesome original fiction with almost no effort at all!
Most of you appear to learn how to “spork” by watching and imitating. There are a lot of examples out there, but sometimes outright giving advice is okay, so that’s what I’m going to do.
This is also totally not a shameless plug for my site.
Yes she is.